Joker 2019

Joke Count: 13

A Church Has A Rat Problem

The church doesn't want to kill the rats so they trap them and release them far away, but the next day they are back. Next, they try to ask them politely to leave, but still, they won't budge. Finally, the priest has one last idea, he baptized all the rats.

A Silly Rat Joke...

How does a rat enter a minefield?

Rats!

Why are cigarettes like rats?

Why Did The Rat Say "woof"?

Why did the rat say "woof"?

Joke About Rats

Why don’t rats have long hair?

Another Rat Joke XD

What does a rat with broken teeth say in front of a camera?

This One Is A Thinker...

if your in a pickle.. oh wait the rats ate it. ok if your in a rock and a hard place. no wait the rats are in there. ok if you are in a tough position with rodents you can say OH RATS! or well that's a ratty way to go.

Why Do Rats Suck At Taking Pictures?

Why do rats suck at taking pictures?

This One Makes You Think...

What did one lab rat say to the other?

The Power Of Marketing.

What is the difference between a rat and a squirrel?

What Do You Call A Rat Crossing The Road?

What do you call a rat crossing the road?

Rat Joke

What do you get when you mix a rat and an elephant?

A Funny Joke (about A Rat)

In India, rats are revered... but in Hungary they are Budapest!