Isn't It Ironic That Some Woman Puts On Wigs, Fake...

Joke: Isn't it ironic that some woman puts on wigs, fake eyelashes, false fingernails, sixteen pounds of assorted make-up/shadows/blushes/creams, living bras, various pads that would make a line-backer envious, has implants and assorted other surgeries, then complains that she cannot find a "real" man.