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53 YO MOMMA JOKES
Yo Momma Jokes
Jan 21, 2020
Last updated:
Nov 07, 2022
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Your Mom
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Yo mama so FAT she made friends with whales!
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Yo Mama So Hot
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Yo mama so HOT Mexicans use her as a hot sauce!
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Yo mama so hot Joke Meme.
Yo Momma Is As Fat As A Planet
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Yo Momma is so fat that people thought she was a planet colliding with Earth.
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Yo Momma's So Fat
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Yo momma's so fat, she has to go on three weight loss systems.
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Yo Mamma So Fat She Makes Shamu...
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Yo mama's so fat she makes shamu look like a tic-tic.
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Yo mamma so fat she makes shamu... Joke Meme
Ugly Dog Joke
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If my dog was as ugly as your mom, I'd shave its butt and teach it to walk backwards!
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Yo Mama Is Soooo Dumb
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Yo mama is so dumb, she had you.
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Yo Mama Fat Joke
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Yo mama is so fat, that her dream house is a gingerbread house.
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The Crossing
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Yo Mama is so fat that when she crosses the road and gets hit by a bus, the bus explodes and she keeps on walking like nothing happened.
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Blinky
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Yo mama soooo fat, so fat that when she blinks your daddy has to lift up her eyelids.
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Yo Mama So Fat Jenny Craig Joke
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Yo mama's so fat she went to Jenny Craig and the only thing she lost was $19.99
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Yo Mama So Hairy
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Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.
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Yo Mama Is So Fat She Can Sell Shade
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Yo mama is so fat, she can sell shade.
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Footsteps
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Yo mama so fat that when she takes a step, people die from tremors.
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Explosion
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Yo mama is so fat that when she sneezes the climate change.
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You Momma's TV
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Yo momma's so stupid, she watches television on an Etch-A-Sketch.
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Yo Momma So Dumb....
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Yo momma so dumb she thought a quarterback was a refund!
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Yo Mama So Fat Suez Canal Joke
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Yo mama so fat, she blocked the Suez Canal!
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Yo Momma Is So Dumb
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Yo Momma is so dumb everytime she hears a car horn she yells "Happy New Year!"
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Yo Momma Is So Old...
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Yo momma is so old, she has toys made in America.
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Your Momma So Fat...
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Yo mama so fat she's got a real horse on her polo shirt.
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Yo Mama's So Ugly Not Even The Tide Would Take Her Out Joke
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Yo Mama's so ugly not even the tide would take her out.
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You Mama So Poor... Front Door
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Yo mama is so poor that when I walked in the front door, I tripped over the back gate.
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Yo Mamma Bungie Jumping
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Yo mamma so ugly when she goes bungie jumping instead of putting the chord around her ankles they put it around her neck.
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Yo Mamma So Dumb...
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Yo mama so dumb when someone told her to speak her mind she was speechless.
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You Momma So Fat She Fell...
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Yo mamma so fat she fell in love... and broke it.
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Yo Momma Is So Fat That
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Yo Momma is so fat... That when she put on a yellow jacket, kids tried to get her to go to school, because they thought she was the school bus.
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Yo Momma's Breath Smells So Bad!
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Yo momma's breath smells so bad, her teeth duck when she yawns!
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Yo Mama So Fat Movie Joke
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Yo Momma's so fat they show IMAX movies on her butt!
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Fat And Hairy
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Yo momma is so fat and hairy, that if she dyed her hair green, people would use her for golf practice.
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Yo Mamma So Poor...
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Yo mamma so poor that when I saw her kick a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing and she said,"Moving"
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You Momma Is So Fat... The Ocean
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Yo mama is so fat... She was about to jump in the ocean and the ocean jumped out and said you first.
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Yo Mommas So Stupid Joke
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Yo momma's so stupid, when they said "Drinks are on the house!" She went and got a ladder.
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Yo Momma Is So Fat She Has...
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Yo momma so fat she has her own area code.
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Yo Momma.. So Stupid
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Yo momma is so stupid she drowned in the shower.
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Atumn
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Yo mama is so fat that when all the leaves fall from the tree, she goes outside and farts the yard clean.
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Yo Momma So Fat Her Blood Type Is...
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Yo momma's so fat, her blood type is rocky road.
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House Of Mirrors
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Yo momma's so ugly, when she went to the house of mirrors, it collapsed.
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You Momma So Dumb... Spelling Joke
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Yo mama so dumb, she tried to spell out the alphabet with M&M's.
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Super Bowl Yo Momma Joke
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Yo momma so stupid... she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
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Yo Momma Is So Fat She The Big...
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Your mama so fat that she's the big rolling ball in the movie Indiana Jones.
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Yo Momma So Stupi...
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Yo momma so stupid... She bought a jigsaw puzzle and took it back to the store because she thought it was broken!
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Yo Momma Is So Fat When She Farts Joke
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Yo momma is so fat when she farts she can melt the ice on Pluto.
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Yo Momma So Ugly...
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Yo momma so ugly, the whole world faked a virus just to make her wear a mask!
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Yo Momma Is So Dumb...
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Yo mamma so dumb... She tripped over a cordless phone.
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Yo Mama So Stupid Orange Juice
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Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at a cup of orange juice for 12 hours because it said "concentrate."
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Yo Mama So Fat...
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Yo mama so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said, "One at a time please."
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A Limerick From Me To You
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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Yo momma is ugly, And she looks just like you.
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Yo Mamma So Fat....
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Yo mamma so fat that when I swerved around her in my car, I ran out of gas!
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Training Wheels
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Yo Momma is so Dumb she put training wheels on your tricycle.
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Yo Mamma So Stupid She Took A Ruler To Bed...
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Your momma is so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept!
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Yo Mamma Is So Short...
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Yo momma is so short, she stepped in a puddle and drowned.
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