10 FUNNIEST JOKES FOR KIDS AND ADULTS

Joke: What do you call a cow with no legs?
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Joke: A human fart can be louder than a trombone. I discovered that at my daughter's school concert.
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Joke: If you ever fart in public, just yell, "Turbo power!" and walk faster.
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Joke: What do the US military and a fart have in common?
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Joke: An elderly couple is at the cinema. About halfway through the film, the wife leans over and says to her husband, 'I just let out a silent fart; what do you think I should do?'
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Joke: Never hold in your farts. They travel up your spine into your brain... and that's where crappy ideas come from.
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Joke: My wife says her farts smell like flowers...
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Joke: What happens after NASA farts?
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Joke: My thesis on Orbital Flatulence took seven years of hard work. Well, that's what I tell everyone. I was really just farting around.
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Joke: What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?
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Joke: Why buy a product that it takes 2000 flushes to get rid of?
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10 Funniest Jokes Answers:

  1. Ground Beef!
  4. Air Force.
  5. He replies, 'You should put a new battery in your hearing aid.'
  7. Cauliflowers maybe.
  8. It Apollo-gises.
  10. A spelling bee.