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Ell's Learning

What do elfs learn while in school?

Excuse For Missing Final Exam.

At Duke University, there were four sophomores taking Organic Chemistry. They were doing so well on all the quizzes, midterms and labs, etc., that each had an "A" so far for the semester. These four friends were so confident that the weekend before finals, they decided to go up to the University of Virginia and party with some friends there. They had a great time, but after all the hearty partying, they slept all day Sunday and didn't make it back to Duke until early Monday morning. Rather than taking the final then, they decided to find their professor after the final and explain to him why they missed it. They explained that they had gone to UVA for the weekend with the plan to come back in time to study, but, unfortunately, they had a flat tire on the way back, didn't have a spare, and couldn't get help for a long time. As a result, they missed the final. The professor thought it over and then agreed they could make up the final the following day. The guys were elated and relieved. They studied that night and went in the next day at the time the professor had told them. He placed them in separate rooms and handed each of them a test booklet, and told them to begin. They looked at the first problem, worth five points. It was something simple about free radical formation. "Cool," they thought at the same time, each one in his separate room, "this is going to be easy." Each finished the problem and then turned the page. On the second page was written: (For 95 points): Which tire?

School Jokes — Excuse for missing final exam. Joke Meme.

Funny Fart Joke

A boy comes home proudly announces to his parents "Mom, dad, the teacher asked the class a question today and I was the only one who knew the right answer!" The parents are very happy and ask, "That's amazing Lenny! And what was the question?" Sticking out his chest, the boys says, "Who farted?"

Degree In Flatulence

What degree did the butt get?

Possessive Pronouns

I hate it when people don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". There stupid.

School Jokes — Possessive Pronouns Joke Meme

Synonym Joke

A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the other one.

King Pencil Joke

Who's the king of the pencil case?

Building With The Most Stories Joke

What building in your town has the most stories?

School Jokes — Building With The Most Stories Joke Joke Meme

Livestock Favorite Math Tool

What is a livestock's favorite math tool?

Butterfly Dance Joke

Why wouldn't they let the butterfly in to the dance?

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