31 SCHOOL JOKES

Question 1

Degree In Flatulence

Question 2

Funny Fart Joke

A boy comes home proudly announces to his parents "Mom, dad, the teacher asked the class a question today and I was the only one who knew the right answer!" The parents are very happy and ask, "That's amazing Lenny! And what was the question?" Sticking out his chest, the boys says, "Who farted?"

Question 3

Is God Real

A teacher was teaching a class about the big bang theory. She asked Mikey to go outside and observe his surroundings. She then asked... "Mikey did you see the sky?" "Yes", said Mikey. "Did you see the sun?" "Yes", said the boy. "Did you see God?" "No", said the boy. The Teacher said, "So God really isn't there." A little girl started to ask Mikey some questions. "Did you see the sky?" "Yes" was the reply "Did you see the sun?" Again, "yes" was the answer. "Do you see the teacher's brain? Because according to her, she doesn't have one!"

Question 4

Sad Book

Why was Roger's math book sad?

Question 5

Excuse For Missing Final Exam.

At Duke University, there were four sophomores taking Organic Chemistry. They were doing so well on all the quizzes, midterms and labs, etc., that each had an "A" so far for the semester. These four friends were so confident that the weekend before finals, they decided to go up to the University of Virginia and party with some friends there. They had a great time, but after all the hearty partying, they slept all day Sunday and didn't make it back to Duke until early Monday morning. Rather than taking the final then, they decided to find their professor after the final and explain to him why they missed it. They explained that they had gone to UVA for the weekend with the plan to come back in time to study, but, unfortunately, they had a flat tire on the way back, didn't have a spare, and couldn't get help for a long time. As a result, they missed the final. The professor thought it over and then agreed they could make up the final the following day. The guys were elated and relieved. They studied that night and went in the next day at the time the professor had told them. He placed them in separate rooms and handed each of them a test booklet, and told them to begin. They looked at the first problem, worth five points. It was something simple about free radical formation. "Cool," they thought at the same time, each one in his separate room, "this is going to be easy." Each finished the problem and then turned the page. On the second page was written: (For 95 points): Which tire?

Question 6

Pay Attention Joke

Teacher asked, "Can you pay a little attention to this lesson?"

Question 7

Possessive Pronouns

I hate it when people don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". There stupid.

Question 8

Synonym Joke

A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the other one.

Question 9

Cheerleader's Favorite Drink

What is a cheerleader's favorite drink?

Question 10

Ell's Learning

What do elfs learn while in school?

Question 11

Bad Grade Joke

A student said to his Professor, "Professor Stigler, I don't believe I deserve this F you've given me." To which Mr. Stigler replied, "I agree, but unfortunately it is the lowest grade the University will allow me to award."

Question 12

Blueberry Hill Joke

One day a boy walked in the classroom. The teacher asked him why he was late; he said he was on top of Blueberry Hill. The next boy walked in and the teacher asked him why he was late; he said he was on top of Blueberry Hill. The last boy walked in and the teacher asked him why he was late. He said he was on top of Blueberry Hill. Then a girl walked in and the teacher said, "Let me guess, you're late beacause you were on top of Blueberry Hill". Then the girl said, "I am Blueberry Hill".

Question 13

The Band

A student was in the percussion section of the band, and was not doing well. The band had a performance that night, and the conductor had an annoucement to make. The conductor said, "When a student is having trouble playing an instrument, we can give him two sticks and make him a percussionist, and let him play the drums, which---" The conductor was interrupted by a student in the back of the room who said, "And when that's too hard for him, we can take one of his sticks away, and make him a conductor!"

Question 14

Did You Hear About The Kidnapping At The School Joke

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the School?

Question 15

King Pencil Joke

Who's the king of the pencil case?

Question 16

Dog With Rubber Leg Joke

Once there was a dog who had lost his back leg in an accident. This leg was replaced with a rubber one. Unfortunately, one day he started scratching all his body with the rubber leg, and he disappeared...

Question 17

Livestock Favorite Math Tool

What is a livestock's favorite math tool?

Question 18

How Many Feet In A Yard Joke

How many feet in a yard?

Question 19

Smart Duck Joke

What do you call a duck that gets all A’s?

Question 20

Witches Favorite School Subject Joke

What's a witch's favorite subject in school?

31 SCHOOL JOKES

School Jokes

Degree In Flatulence

Funny Fart Joke

Is God Real

Sad Book

Excuse For Missing Final Exam.

Pay Attention Joke

Possessive Pronouns

Synonym Joke

Cheerleader's Favorite Drink

Ell's Learning

Bad Grade Joke

Blueberry Hill Joke

The Band

Did You Hear About The Kidnapping At The School Joke

King Pencil Joke

Dog With Rubber Leg Joke

Livestock Favorite Math Tool

How Many Feet In A Yard Joke

Smart Duck Joke

Witches Favorite School Subject Joke

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