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Organized Crime Joke

Son, "Dad, I'm considering a career in organized crime." Dad, "Government or private sector?"

Election Joke

I'm really afraid someone is going to win this election!

I'm Crazy Joke

I just asked myself if I'm crazy. We said no.

New Frangrance

I just released my own fragrance... Nobody in the car seemed to like it.

Caught Sleeping On The Job

If you ever get caught sleeping on the job... slowly raise your head and say "In Jesus Name, Amen"

Wife Horoscope

A married man's honest confession... "I always read my wife's horoscope to see what kind of day I was going to have."

Jewish Grandma

A Jewish grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson who is coming to visit with his wife. "You come to the front door of the apartment. I am in apartment 301. There is a big panel at the front door. With your elbow, push button 30. I will buzz you in. Come inside, the elevator is on the right. Get in and with your elbow, push 3. When you get out, I'm on the left. With your elbow, hit my doorbell." "Grandma, that sounds easy, but, why am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow?....... "What..... You're coming empty handed?"

Politics At Thanksgiving

Be sure to bring up politics during family Thanksgiving to save on Christmas gifts.

Psychic Joke

The other day I went to see a psychic. When I knocked on the door she shouted, "Who's there?" So I left.

Never Sing In The Shower

Singing leads to dancing, Dancing leads to slipping and slipping leads to paramedics seeing you naked. So remember don't sing in the shower!

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