What do you call a non-churchgoer?

What do you call a holy man who fries potatoes?

Why are Democrats better than Republicans in bed?

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Why do psychics ask so many questions when they supposedly already know the answers?

What do you call a schizophrenic Buddhist?

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?

Ever wonder why bottled water costs so much when there is so much of it?

How can you spot a happy motorcyclist?

Why do snakes always lose in court?

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