Where does Princess Leia go clothes shopping?

What is a snake's favorite subject?

A man walked into a bar...

Yo Mama is so fat that when she crosses the road and gets hit by a bus, the bus explodes and she keeps on walking like nothing happened.

Yo mama is so fat that when she sneezes the climate change.

Yo mama is so fat that when all the leaves fall from the tree, she goes outside and farts the yard clean.

Yo mama so fat that when she takes a step, people die from tremors.

Yo mama soooo fat, so fat that when she blinks your daddy has to lift up her eyelids.

What makes a fish fall off a cliff?

Why should you never go camping in 100 kmh wind?

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