Standing on the edge of the lake, someone shouted across "How do you get to the other side?"

Knock, knock. Who's there? Owl. Owl who? Owl always love you!

What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?

Which cow is the best dancer?

Why did the two elephants decide not to go swimming together?

What sport do horses like playing the most?

What kind of bird works at a construction site?

What do you call a thieving alligator?

How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?

Where do polar bears vote?

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