Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

What is a livestock's favorite math tool?

How do you get a mouse to smile?

I tried to come up with a carpentry pun that woodwork. I think I nailed it, but nobody saw it.

What is the safest room in a haunted house?

Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize?

What kind of shoes does a frog wear?

Why do bananas wear sunscreen?

What do you call Chewbacca when he gets chocolate in his fur?

What do you call a bunny rabbit with a lot of money?

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