Did You Know That In The Human Body, There Is A Nerve That...
A Nerve That Connects The Eyeball
Joke: Did you know that in the human body, there is a nerve that connects the eyeball to the anus? It is called the anal optic nerve. It is responsible for giving people a crappy outlook on life. If you don't believe it, pull a hair from your ass, and see if it doesn't bring a tear to your eye.
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