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Joke: Tried cooking with wine last night, after 5 glasses,... I forgot why I was in the kitchen.
Joke: I am forever disappointed the Chef Boddy Flay didn't name his daughter Sue.
Joke: I woke up to drink some water in the middle of the night and I accidentally ate a whole pizza and cheesecake.
Joke: My wife bought a Christmas cake last week and now we can't find it. I think it was stollen.
Joke: Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Joke: A new study found that people who take their coffee black are more likely to exhibit psychopathic behavior. And people who order a quad shot, non-fat, vanilla soy, extra foam, light whip with caramel drizzle are more likely to become their victims.
Joke: What is the hardest tea to swallow!
Joke: What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce?
Joke: I just burnt this Hawaiian pizza. Guess I should have used aloha temperature.
Joke: Have you heard the latest rumor about butter?