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Switched Toothpaste Fart Joke

I accidentally switched toothpaste with hemorrhoid cream. Now my sore tooth's better and my farts are minty fresh.

Fart Sword Joke

I asked my wife if she was going to make a sword out of my fart in bed last night. Cuz she schmelt it!

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Swallowing Ammunition Joke

I keep swallowing live ammunition. I thought, this time I'm going to go to the hospital, but as usual, I just farted a round at home.

German Sausage Joke

I love eating German sausage, but it always gives me the wurst farts.

Apple Store Fart

I once farted in the Apple Store and everybody got pissed. It's not my fault they don't have Windows.

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Beer And Beans.

I want to open a bar that serves nothing but expensive beer and baked beans. I'll call it Farts & Crafts.

Startled By A Loud Fart

I was startled by a loud fart. I was fartled.

Fartartist

I'm a fart-artist. The fart is silent

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Clown Fart Smell

If a clown farts does it smell funny?

Pharaohs Farts

If two pharaohs farted at the same time, they would have a toot in common.

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