Samantha Hoehl

Joke Count: 12

A monkey, a squirrel, and a bird are racing to the top of a coconut tree. Who will get the banana first, the monkey, the squirrel, or the bird?

What do you call a fish without eyes?

Why did the bicycle collapse?

How far can you run in the woods?

What can you catch but not throw?

A man was driving a black truck. His lights were not on. The moon was not out. A lady was crossing the street. How did the man see her?

You now why there is no toilet paper?

What follows a dog where ever it goes?

What sleep's with its shoes on?

Why is Yoda such a good gardener?

What do you call a train with bubble-gum?

Somebody ask Mary if she wanted to go to the movies, she wanted to but did not say yes. But she went anyway. What did she say?