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Once A Shark, Always A Shark Joke

Two prawns were swimming around in the ocean. One called Justin and the other called Kristian. The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that inhabited the area: Finally one day Justin said to Kristian. "I'm fed up with being a prawn. I wish I was a shark and then I wouldn't have any worries about being eaten." A large mysterious cod appeared and said. "Your wish is granted" Low and behold, Justin turned into a shark. Horrified, Kristian immediately swam away, afraid of being eaten by his old mate. Time passed (as it does) and Justin found life as a shark boring and lonely All his old mates simply swam away whenever he came close to them. Justin didn't realize that his new menacing appearance was the cause of his sad plight. While swimming alone one day he saw the mysterious cod again and he thought perhaps the mysterious fish could change him back into a prawn... He approached the cod and begged to be changed back, and, lo and behold, he found himself turned back into a prawn. With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes, Justin swam to Kristian's home. As he opened the coral gate, memories came flooding back. He banged on the door and shouted. "It's me, Justin, your old friend, come out and see me again," Kristian replied. "No way man, you'll eat me. You're now a shark, the enemy and I'll not be tricked into being your dinner." Justin cried back. "No, I'm not. That was the old me. I've changed... I've found Cod. I'm a Prawn again Kristian."

You Will Walk Today Joke

I went to church today and the preacher came over to me and said, "You will walk today." I told him I wasn't paralyzed, but he said it again with more enthusiasm. After the service, I went outside and my car was gone!

Religious Jokes — You Will Walk Today Joke Joke Meme.

My Hot Church Organist

My church organist has HOTS for me. She kept chasing me around the church, till she caught me by the ORGAN!

Rabbi Circumcision Joke

Do you hear about the Rabbi who didn't charge for circumcisions?

A Church Has A Rat Problem

The church doesn't want to kill the rats so they trap them and release them far away, but the next day they are back. Next, they try to ask them politely to leave, but still, they won't budge. Finally, the priest has one last idea, he baptized all the rats.

Religious Jokes — A church has a rat problem Joke Meme

What Do You Call A Book Club That’s Been Stuck On The Same Book For Years?

What do you call a book club that’s been stuck on the same book for years?

Minister Without Suitcase

What if a minister loses his suitcase?

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