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Holy Water Joke

One morning a man came into the church on crutches. He stopped in front of the holy water, put some on both legs, and then threw away his crutches. An altar boy witnessed the scene and then ran into the rectory to tell the priest what he'd just seen. "Son, you've just witnessed a miracle!" the priest said. "Tell me, where is this man now?" "Flat on his butt over by the holy water!" the boy informed him.

A Really Dumb Dad Joke

A sheep, a drum and a snake fall down a cliff... Baa-dumm-tss.

A Tree In The Hand Joke

What kind of tree fits in your hand?

Afternoon Sex

The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon "quickie" with their 8 year old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a popsicle and tell him to report on the neighborhood activities. "There's a car being towed from the parking lot." He Shouted. He began his commentary as his parent put their a plan into operation: "An ambulance just drove by!" "Looks like the Smiths have company." He called out. "Noah's riding his new bike!" "Looks like the Stewarts are moving!" After a few moments... "Looks like the Robinson's are having sex!" Startled, his mom and dad sat up in bed. Dad cautiously called out, "How do you know they're having sex?" "Jimmy Robinson is on his balcony with a popsicle."

Paper Towel Searcher Joke

What do you call someone who searches for paper towels?

Star Wars Pirate Joke

What do you get if you cross Star Wars and a Pirate?

Good Years

I had a happy childhood; Dad would roll me down the hill in a tire. Those were Goodyears.

Baby Fish Sleep Joke

Where do baby fish sleep?

Banana Goes To The Doctor

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

Tarzan's Beard Joke

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard when he lives in the jungle without a razor?

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