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Nacho's Favorite Dance Joke

What's a nacho's favorite dance?

String To The Game Joke

Why did the football player bring string to the game?

Do You Feel Any Pain?

My wife yelled down from upstairs and asked, "Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body like someone's got a voodoo doll of you and they're stabbing it?" I replied, "No." She responded, "How about now?"

Snowmen Breakfast Joke

What do snowmen have for breakfast?

Rudolph Christmas Reminder Joke

How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming?

Tiger Stripes Joke

Why do tigers have stripes?

I'm Running Away From Home.

A man scolded his son for being so unruly and the child rebelled against his father. He got some of his clothes, his teddy bear, and his piggy bank and proudly announced, "I'm running away from home!" The father calmly decided to look at the matter logically. "What if you get hungry?" he said. "Then I'll come home and eat!" bravely declared the child. "And what if you run out of money?" "I will come home and get some!" readily replied the child. The man then made a final attempt, "What if your clothes get dirty?" "Then I'll come home and let mommy wash them," was the reply. The man shook his head and exclaimed, "This kid is not running away from home, he's going off to college!"

Losing Weight Joke

Loosing weight doesn't seem like it's working, so I'm going to concentrate on getting taller.

Star Trek And Toilet Paper

What do the Star Trek Enterprise and toilet paper have in common?

Chuck Norris Fart Joke

Chuck Norris farted once. He did it in the Sahara forest.

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