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Gassy Greek

What do you call a gassy greek?

Gassy Scotsman

what do you call a gassy Scotsman?

Vegetable Call A Plumber Joke

Why did the vegetable call a plumber?

Vegan Pun

This girl said she recognized me from some vegan restaurant but I knew I'd never met herbivore.

Sudden Fart

What do you call a sudden fart?

Three College Professors Were Driving Joke

Three college professors were driving down the highway at a very slow speed. A policeman pulled them over and explained that driving so slowly on the highway could be hazardous. The driver pointed out the sign that read "20." He explained that he was going 20 mph because of the sign. The policeman pointed out that the sign indicated they were driving on Highway 20. Somewhat embarrassed the professor apologized and promised to be more observant. As the policeman turned to walk back to his car, he noticed the other two professors on the floor ...looking scared to death! He asked the driver, "What's wrong with them?" The driver replied, "We just turned off Highway 105."

The Cab Driver

A preacher dies, and when he gets to Heaven, he sees a New York cab driver who has more crowns. He says to an angel, "I don't get it. I devoted my whole life to my congregation." The angel says, "We reward results. Did your congregation always pay attention when you gave a sermon?" The preacher says, "Once in a while someone fell asleep." The angel says, "Right. And when people rode in this guy's taxi, they not only stayed awake, but they usually prayed!"

Old Apple Joke

What do you call an old apple?

Boomerang Grenade Joke

Sad news today, the guy that invented the boomerang hand grenade died yesterday during product testing.

Pay Attention Joke

Teacher asked, "Can you pay a little attention to this lesson?"

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