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Bathroom Nationalities

When you go into the bathroom you're Russian; when you are in the bathroom, European; when you come out of the bathroom, you're Finnish.

Yo Mamma So Fat....

Yo mamma so fat that when I swerved around her in my car, I ran out of gas!

Training Wheels

Yo Momma is so Dumb she put training wheels on your tricycle.

What Did The Kitten Say When Its Cat Food Was Stolen Joke

What did the kitten say when its cat food was stolen?

Wife's Birthday?

My wife said I ruined her birthday! That's ridiculous! I didn't even know it was her Birthday?

Yo Mama So Fat...

Yo mama so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said, "One at a time please."

Funny Fart Joke

A boy comes home proudly announces to his parents "Mom, dad, the teacher asked the class a question today and I was the only one who knew the right answer!" The parents are very happy and ask, "That's amazing Lenny! And what was the question?" Sticking out his chest, the boys says, "Who farted?"

Yo Momma Is So Dumb...

Yo mamma so dumb... She tripped over a cordless phone.

Yo Mama So Stupid Orange Juice

Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at a cup of orange juice for 12 hours because it said "concentrate."

Do You Think You're Stupid?

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psycology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks they're stupid stand up!" After a few seconds, little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Johnny?" "No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"

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