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Face Mask

Thinking a face mask is going to stop Corona Virus is like thinking you underwear will stop a fart.

Yo Momma So Dumb....

Yo momma so dumb she thought a quarterback was a refund!

Happy Husband Joke

Your job as a woman is to observe when your man is happy and immediately put a stop to that nonsense!

Fart In Church

What Happens when you fart in church?

What Do You Call A Broke Santa Claus

What do you call a broke Santa Claus?

Explosion

Yo mama is so fat that when she sneezes the climate change.

Soldier Pun

A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

Brake Fluid Pun

I know a guy who is addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop anytime.

The Only Art Coming Out Of You Joke

The only art coming out of you is in a fart!

The Bottomless Hole

Two guys are walking down a road when they come across a deep hole beside it. Being curious, they go over and check it out. When they look down, they are surprised to find they can't see the bottom. So they drop a couple of rocks down the hole and listen... Nothing. One of them says, "Man, that's a deep hole!" Thinking they might hear something larger hit the bottom, they find a big, old cinder block and pitch it over the side. They pause and listen intently... They hear a sound, but it is coming from behind them! They quickly turn around to see a goat bearing down on them with its head lowered, flying along, its feet barely touching the ground, it's moving so fast! The two men dive out of its way just in time and the goat plunges past them, into the seemingly bottomless hole, to its doom. The two look at each other and say, "Boy that was close! We'd better get away from this thing before we end up with the goat!" So they continue on their way down the road until they happen across this farmer working near it. The men again put their heads together and figure that the goat belongs to the farmer and they decide to tell him what happened. "Hey, Mr. Farmer. Do you happen to own a goat?", one of the men asked. The farmer replies, "Yeah, why do you ask?" The men then tell what happened at the hole and how they narrowly avoided death in the hole from the speeding goat. The farmer said, "Well boys, I don't think that was my goat. You see, my goat was really old and crippled up with arthritis. There is no way he could have been moving that fast. Besides, I had him tied to this big, old cinder block."

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