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What do you call a pig with invisible legs?
What do you call an elephant chasing a cat?
I was going to get a brain transplant...then I changed my mind.
What's black and white and makes a lot of noise?
What is the worst thing you can hear on a golf course?
To the lady who flipped me off when I honked at you, your phone probably isn't on top of your car anymore.
What do you call Pegasus farts?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
Yo momma so dumb she thought a quarterback was a refund!
Be sure to bring up politics during family Thanksgiving to save on Christmas gifts.