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Yo Momma Is So Old...

Yo momma is so old, she has toys made in America.

Long Fart Joke

Did I ever tell you about the time I had a fart that lasted for an entire minute?

Smater Than A Talking Parrot

What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

Build A Pyramid

Ancient Egyptian architect: "Do you know how to build a pyramid?" Ancient Egyptian builder: "Well, yeah, up to a point."

Fish Joke

What do you call a fish without eyes?

Killing A Bird

You're so stupid, you tried to kill a bird by throwing it off a cliff.

COVID-19 Humor

An Epidemiologist, an ICU doctor and a scientist walk into a bar...

Skeleton

Why don't skeletons trust each other?

Advice From Kids

1. Never trust a dog to watch your food. 2. When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't answer him. 3. Never tell your mom her diet's not working. 4. Stay away from prunes. 5. Never pee on an electric fence. 6. Don't squat with your spurs on. 7. Don't pull dad's finger when he tells you to. 8. When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair. 9. Never allow your three-year old brother in the same room as your school assignment. 10. Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time. 11. You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. 12. Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick. 13. Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat. 14. When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on the phone. 15. Never try to baptize a cat.

My Neighbor Is Stalking Me.

I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been Googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.

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