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30 Seconds

It is amazing how politicians can fit all their good points in a 30 second TV commercial.

Caught Steeling In Cooking Class Joke

I was kicked out of my cooking class for stealing. I still think it was a whisk worth taking.

Clown Pun

If you are ever attacked by a bunch of clowns just go right for the juggler.

Halloween Ghost Favorite Food Joke

What's a ghosts favorite food?

Halloween Mummy Joke

Why are all mummies workaholics?

Pope Driving Limo Joke

The Pope lands in New York and the limo driver tells him that they are running early if he would like to do anything before he needs to be dropped off. The Pope says he has never driven a limo and asked if he could take drive the limo. He ends up getting pulled over on the freeway so the cop who pulls him over radios back to the station and asks for the Sargent. He tells him I can't give this guy a ticket?" The Sargent gets mad and tells the officer that he doesn't care who he is just give him the ticket! "I seriously CAN NOT give him a ticket as he is WAY TOO IMPORTANT!" "So who is this guy anyway?" the Sargent asks and the cop answers "I have no idea sir but he is SO IMPORTANT THAT THE POPE IS DRIVING HIM!

Pig Sunbathing Joke

Why did the pig stop sunbathing?

Trendy Pig Joke

What do you call a trendy pig?

Illiterate Witch Joke

Why did the illiterate witch get kicked out of the coven?

Ghost Vacation Joke

Where do ghost's go on vacation?

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