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An Airplane Ride

A farmer and his wife went to a fair. The farmer was fascinated by the airplanes and asked a pilot how much a ride would cost."$10 for 3 minutes," replied the pilot. "That's too much," said the farmer. The pilot thought for a second and then said, "I'll make you a deal. If you and your wife ride for 3 minutes without uttering a sound, the ride will be free. But if you make a sound, you'll have to pay $10. "The farmer and his wife agreed and went for a wild ride. After they landed, the pilot said to the farmer, "I want to congratulate you for not making a sound. You are a brave man.""Maybe so," said the farmer, "But I gotta tell ya, I almost screamed when my wife fell out."

Chocolate Syrup Ice Cream Joke

What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream?

Humming Bird Joke

Why are they called humming birds?

Dog That Won't Fetch Or Listen Joke

What do you call a dog that won't fetch or listen?

Dogs And Fire Hydrants Joke

Some days you're the Dog, & Some days you're the Hydrant.

What Did The Horse Say When It Fell Joke

What did the horse say when it fell?

Monkey Say To Banana Joke

What did the monkey say to the banana?

Boxed Wine

I'm thinking about the wine box back to complain. It said once opened it would last 6 weeks, it only lasted me 3 hours!

Endless Love

What's the definition of Endless Love?

Knot Joke

Can you tie a knot? "I cannot." "So can you tie a knot?" "No, I cannot knot." "Not knot?" "Who's there?"

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