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Use Vodka To Clean House

Someone sent me an email about using vodka for cleaning around the house... it worked! The more vodka I drank, the cleaner the house looked.

Inside A Ghosts Nose Joke

What can you find in a ghost's nose?

A Blonde Wants To Buy A TV

A blonde goes into an electronics store and asks, "How much is that TV?" Salesman says, "Sorry, we don't sell to blonds." So, she dyes her hair brown and comes back the next day as a brunette. "How much is this TV", she asks. Again, the salesman says "I'm sorry we don't sell to blondes." A few days later she returns to the store, this time as a redhead, but again the salesman says, "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes." She asks, "My hair is red. How did you know I was really a blonde?" The salesman replies, "Because, that's not a TV. It's a microwave."

Superhero Joke

What do you call a superhero with a bad sense of direction?

Green Pepper Archer

Why couldn't the green pepper practice archery?

The Dad And The Chicken

Why did the dad cross the road?

Blonde Space Travel

There's a redhead, a brunette and a blonde at the NASA space center. The redhead says to the flight technician "I want to go to the moon". The flight technician says she can go tomorrow. The brunette says "I want to go to Mars". He says she can go next week. The blonde says "I want to go to the sun". The flight technician says, "Don't you know you'll burn up?" The blonde says "Well then I'll go at night."

Wild Falcons

Wild falcons live to be about 13, so all the falcons in the world today were born in the 21st century... They're millennial falcons!

Diet Rule #1 Joke

If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn't contain any calories.

Shark Attack Facts

Did you know... Sharks will only attack you when you're wet?

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