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Strong Mountain Joke

Why can't a mountain get stronger?

You Will Walk Today Joke

I went to church today and the preacher came over to me and said, "You will walk today." I told him I wasn't paralyzed, but he said it again with more enthusiasm. After the service, I went outside and my car was gone!

Snakes In Court Joke

Why do snakes always lose in court?

Psychiatrists And A Light Bulb

How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Psychiatrist To Me I Had A Split Personality

I went to the psychiatrist today. She told me I have a split personality and charged me $160.

The Proud Father

A husband, so proud of the fact that his wife had given birth to 6 children, begins to call her "mother of six" rather than by her first name. The wife, amused at first, chuckles. A few years down the road, the wife has grown tired of her husband's description. "Mother of six," he would say, "get me a beer!" "Hey mother of six, what's for dinner tonight?" This situation persisted to boiling point. Finally, while attending a party with her husband, he jokingly yelled out, "Hey, mother of six, I think it's time to go!" The wife seized the moment and shouted back, "I'll be right with you - father of four!"

Revenge From The Grave!

Tommy was dying. His wife was with him, standing next to his bed. As he was drawing his last few breaths, he gasped, "Helen, I have one last request." "Of course, Tommy, what is it?" Helen asked softly. "Six months after I die," he said, "I want you to marry Louis." "But I thought you hated Louis," said Helen. With his final breath, Tommy said, "I do."

Chemistry Joke

I like to tell chemistry jokes, but I never get a good reaction.

Definition Of A Stalker

The definition of a stalker is when two people go on a long romantic walk together but only one really knows about it.

How Many Flies Joke

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

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