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Why did the farmer take the cow to the psychiatrist?

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I'd tell you a fart joke... But I've run out of gas.

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What degree did the butt get?

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I ate a donut without sprinkles... Diets are so hard!

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If you ever fart in public, just yell, "Turbo power!" and walk faster.

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What do you call a cow with no legs?

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My wife said I ruined her birthday! That's ridiculous! I didn't even know it was her Birthday?

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A monkey, a squirrel, and a bird are racing to the top of a coconut tree. Who will get the banana first, the monkey, the squirrel, or the bird?

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What do you do if you're addicted to seaweed?

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My son asked me "Where does poo come from?" I was a little uncomfortable but gave him an honest explanation. He looked at me a little perplexed and stared at me in silence for a few seconds and asked, "And Tigger?"

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