Joke: Life's like a dick (it's really short): sometimes it's up, sometimes it's down, and when it's hard, you just have to beat it. Also, children make it a lot harder.
Joke: Have you ever noticed, sex is like the popular kid's birthday party. Sometimes it's crazy good, sometimes it's a disappointment, but everybody wants to join in for the fun.
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