Ants are eusocial insects of the family Formicidae and, along with the related wasps and bees, belong to the order Hymenoptera. Ants evolved from vespoid wasp ancestors in the Cretaceous period. More than 13,800 of an estimated total of 22,000 species have been classified. Wikipedia

Joke: Why don't ants get sick?
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Joke: What do you call an ant that goes to school?
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Joke: What do you call an ant that uses a gun?
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Joke: What do you call 5 ants plus 5 ants?
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Joke: What do you call ants that you bring in from a foreign country?
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Joke: What do you call an ant looking for a job?
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Joke: What do you call a spy ant?
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Joke: What do you call an ant that is a specialist?
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Joke: What do you call an ant that has an exaggerated sense of it's own abilities?
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Joke: What do you call an ant that is cruel and oppressive?
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Joke: What do you call an ant that is calm and composed?
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Joke: What do you call an ant that changed from evil to good?
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Joke: What do you call a very little ant?
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Ant Jokes Answers:

  1. Because they have little anty bodies!
  2. Brilli-ant!
  3. Milit-ant!
  4. Ten-ants!
  5. Import-ant!
  6. Applic-ant!
  7. Inform-ant.
  8. Consult-ant!
  9. Arrog-ant!
  10. Tyr-ant!
  11. Cool-ant!
  12. Repent-ant!
  13. Inf-ant!