81 POP CULTURE JOKES

Joke: I grew up poor, you think I'm scared of limited food & a two week lock in? We called that "the end of the month" growing up.

Joke: 1) If COVID-19 doesn't take you out can I? 2) Is that hand sanitized in you pocket or are you just happy to be within 6ft. of me? 3) Since all the public libraries are closed, I'm checking you out instead. 4) You can't spell virus without U and I. 5) Baby, do you need toilet paper? Because, I can be your Prince Charmin. 6) I saw you from across the bar. Stay there. 7) Without you my life is as empty as the supermarket shelf. 8) Hey Babe! Can I ship you a drink? 9) You can't spell quarantine without "U R A Q T". 10) I really can't stay. 11) Baby it's COVID-19 outside.

Joke: I told my wife how thankful I was to have someone I enjoyed being quarantined with. She said, "Must be nice".

Joke: Thinking a face mask is going to stop Corona Virus is like thinking you underwear will stop a fart.

Joke: Today I melted an ice cube with my mind just by staring at it.

Joke: They said mask and gloves were enough to go to the grocery store.

Joke: I need to re-home a dog. It's small terrier, and tends to bark a lot. If you're interested, let me know and I'll jump over the neighbor's fence and get it for you.

Joke: When quarantine is over, let's not tell some people.

Joke: Wife: Did I get fat during the quarantine? Husband: You've never been really skinny.

Joke: I get most of my exercise these days from shaking my head in disbelief.