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Lover / Friend

"The attractive man I met last night insists he just wants to be friends," the girl told her Aunt. "Now I know what to do with a lover, but what the heck do I do with a 'friend'?" The wise old lady smiled and said, "The same as with your lover, dearie, only not quite so often."

She Loves Me. . . Not!

A couple is sitting on the porch sipping wine. The wife says, "I love you." The husband says, "Is that you or the wine talking?" The wife replies, "It's me, talking to the wine."

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If You Love Something, Set It Free

If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was and always will be yours. If it never returns, it was never yours to begin with. If, however, it just sits in your living room, messes up your stuff, eats your food, uses your telephone, takes your money, and never appears to have noticed that you actually set it free in the first place, You either married it or gave birth to it!

Today's Math Problem

If George is 68 and his girlfriend is 22, how much money does George have?

Valentines Day Joke

What did one penny say to the other penny on Valentine's day?

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Two Flames Fall In Love Joke

What did the flame say to his buddies after he fell in love?

What Did One Boat Say To The Other Boat On Valentines Day?

What did one boat say to the other?

Smal Valentine Joke

What do you call a small Valentine?

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Knock Knock Owl Joke

Knock, knock. Who's there? Owl. Owl who? Owl always love you!

The Wrong Valentine's Day Flowers

What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?

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