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Solar Powered

Your so stupid you invented glow in the dark sun glasses!

Waterproof

You're so dumb you invented water proof tea bags!

Insult Jokes — Waterproof Joke Meme.

You're So Ugly...

You're so ugly, you can't even turn on a lightbulb!

You're So Fat...

You're so fat that everybody has to talk behind your back!

You're So Stupid........FAX

You're so stupid that when you send a FAX you put a stamp on it.

Insult Jokes — You're so stupid........FAX Joke Meme

Be Comfortable

Why don't you slip into something comfortable. Like a coma.

You Run For Twinkies

I haven't seen anyone run that fast since Twinkies went on sale.

How About A Hawaiian Punch

I would punch you but I couldn't make you any uglier.

Insult Jokes — How about a Hawaiian Punch Joke Meme

Sleeping With Pigs

I heard some guys talking about you yesterday. One said that you weren't fit to sleep with pigs, but I stuck up for you; I said you were!

Self Made Man Joke

A man comes to dinner at a new friend's house. While they eat, the new friend's small son keeps staring at the guest. Finally, the guest says, 'Why are you staring at me like that, young fellow?' The kid says, 'Daddy told me you were a self-made man.' The man replies, 'I am'. The kid responds, 'Well, why did you make yourself like that?'

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