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Jan 21, 2020 Last updated: May 27, 2021

Dentist Jokes

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Dentist And Golfer Joke

What did the dentist say to the golfer?

Chrome Plate Joke

A man went to his dentist because he has a strange feeling in his mouth. The dentist examines him and says, "That new upper plate I put in for you six months ago is eroding. What have you been eating?" The man replies, "All I can think of is that about four months ago my wife made some asparagus and put some stuff on it that was delicious...Hollandaise sauce. I loved it so much I now put it on everything - meat, toast, fish, vegtables, everything." "Well," says the dentist, "That's probably the problem. Hollandaise sauce is made with lots of lemon juice, which is highly corrosive. It has eaten away your upper plate. I'll make you a new plate, and this time use chrome." "Why chrome?" asks the patient. To which the dentist replies, "It's simple. Everyone knows that there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise!"

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Denist Hands In Mouth Joke

Patient: "It must be tough spending all day with your hands in someone's mouth."

You Like My Smile

A man and a woman were traveling on a train. Woman, "Every time you smile I feel like inviting you over to my place." Man, "Aww are you single?" Woman, "No, I'm a dentist."

Dentis Of The Year Joke

What does the dentist of the year get?

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Dentists Kids Joke

How do the kids of dentists get around the neighborhood?

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