Ghost Sailor Halloween Joke
In Which River Are You Sure To Find Snakes?
What Kind Of Cars Do Cats Drive Joke
Skeleton Go To School Joke
Trick Or Treating With Twin Witches Joke
Did You Know Alligator Vs Crocodile Joke
What Do You Get If You Are Allergic To Noodles?
Building With The Most Stories Joke
Dracula's Favorite Breed Of Dog Joke
Monsters Favorite Play Joke
Witch Trick Or Treating Joke
Witches Favorite School Subject Joke
What Did The Mom Dinosaur Say To The Baby Dinosaur?
Why Did The Boy Eat Waffles For Breakfast, Lunch And Dinner?
What Does It Take To Be An Organ Donor?
Kids Cowboy Boots
Joke: The teacher was helping one of her kindergarten students put on his cowboy boots. He asked for help and she could see why. Even with her pulling and him pushing, the little boots still didn't want to go on. Finally, when the second boot was on, she had worked up a sweat. She almost cried when the little boy said, "Teacher, they're on the wrong feet." She looked and sure enough, they were. It wasn't any easier pulling the boots off than it was putting them on. She managed to keep her cool as together they worked to get the boots back on, this time on the right feet. He then announced, "These aren't my boots." She bit her tongue rather than get right in his face and scream, "Why didn't you say so?" like she wanted to. And once again she struggled to help him pull the ill-fitting boots off his little feet. No sooner than they got the boots off he said, "They're my brother's boots. My Mom made me wear 'em." Now she didn't know if she should laugh or cry, but she mustered up the grace and courage she had left to wrestle the boots on his feet again. Helping him into his coat, she asked, "Now, where are your mittens?" He said, "I stuffed 'em in the toes of my boots."
More Lives Than A Cat Joke
Ghosts Are Terrible Liars Joke
Ghost Call Mom And Dad Joke
Skeleton Scary Movie Joke
What Do You Get If You Cross An Angry Sheep And A Moody Cow?
Don't Sit On The Toilet Too Long
Halloween Ghost Favorite Food Joke
National Holiday For A Nation Of Vampires Jokes
Ghost Vacation Destination Joke
What Do You Call A Cat Caught By The Police Joke
What Did One Llama Say To The Other Llama?
Where Does A Turtle Go When It’s Raining?
Halloween Jack-O-Lantern Joke
Inside A Ghosts Nose Joke
Why Did The Kitten Smell So Good?
Dogs Like Cell Phone Joke
Livestock Favorite Math Tool
Ghost's Favorite Dessert Halloween Joke
Ghost Wife Halloween Joke
Jack-o-lantern And A Pumpkin Joke
What Did Batman Do In The Bathroom Joke
Stand In The Corner If You Get Cold Joke
What Did The Turkey Say To The Computer Joke
Why Did Humpty Dumpty Have A Great Fall?
Is Your Mom Home?
Joke: A salesman was going door to door trying to sell his wares. As he walked up to the next house, he noticed a small boy sitting on the front steps. "Is your mother home?" the salesman asked the small boy. "Yeah, she's home," the boy said, scooting over to let him past. The salesman rang the doorbell, got no response, knocked once, then again. Still, no one came to the door. Turning to the boy, the fellow said, "I thought you said your mother was home?!" The kid replied, "She is, but this isn't where I live."