https://fart.com/joke/1/what-do-you-call-a-cow-with-no-legs https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-1-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Cow With No Legs Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Ground Beef! Answer:: What do you call a cow with no legs? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-1-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Cow With No Legs Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you call a cow with no legs? Answer:: Ground Beef! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/2/what-do-you-call-a-cow-jumping-over-a-barbed-wire-fence https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-2-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Jumping Cow Square Joke Meme Joke: Utter destruction. Answer:: What do you call a cow jumping over a barbed wire fence? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-2-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Jumping Cow Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you call a cow jumping over a barbed wire fence? Answer:: Utter destruction. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/3/did-you-hear-the-one-about-the-polish-wolf https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-3-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Polish Wolf Square Joke Meme Joke: He chewed off three legs and was still caught in the trap. Answer:: Did you hear the one about the Polish wolf? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-3-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Polish Wolf Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Did you hear the one about the Polish wolf? Answer:: He chewed off three legs and was still caught in the trap. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/4/a-termite-walks-into-a-bar-and-asks-is-the-bartender-here https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-4-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Termite Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Get it? Is the "Bar Tender"? Because bars are made of wood, and termites like to eat wood. Answer:: A termite walks into a bar and asks, "Is the bartender here?" | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-4-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Termite Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A termite walks into a bar and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Answer:: Get it? Is the "Bar Tender"? Because bars are made of wood, and termites like to eat wood. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/9/what-do-you-call-a-blind-deer https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-9-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg What do you call a blind deer Square Joke Meme Joke: No idea (no eye deer.)What do you call a blind deer with no legs? Still no idea! (not moving [still] no eye deer) Answer:: What do you call a blind deer? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-9-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg What do you call a blind deer Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you call a blind deer? Answer:: No idea (no eye deer.)What do you call a blind deer with no legs? Still no idea! (not moving [still] no eye deer) | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13/how-do-you-keep-a-rhino-from-charging https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg How do you keep a Rhino from charging Square Joke Meme Joke: Take away its credit card. Answer:: How do you keep a Rhino from charging? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg How do you keep a Rhino from charging Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: How do you keep a Rhino from charging? Answer:: Take away its credit card. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/19/two-guys-are-walking-down-a-road-when-they-come-across-a-deep-hole-beside-it-being-curious-they https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-19-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg The Bottomless Hole Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Two guys are walking down a road when they come across a deep hole beside it. Being curious, they go over and check it out. When they look down, they... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-19-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg The Bottomless Hole Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Two guys are walking down a road when they come across a deep hole beside it. Being curious, they go over and check it out. When they look down, they... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/35/a-young-man-named-john-received-a-parrot-as-a-gift-problem-was-the-parrot-had-a-bad-attitude-and https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-35-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Rude Parrot Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. Problem was, the parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bir... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-35-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Rude Parrot Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. Problem was, the parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bi... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/38/did-you-hear-about-the-scientists-who-crossed-a-porcupine-with-a-sheep-they-got-an-animal-that https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-38-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Porcupine and Sheep Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Did you hear about the scientists who crossed a porcupine with a sheep? They got an animal that knits its own sweaters. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-38-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Porcupine and Sheep Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Did you hear about the scientists who crossed a porcupine with a sheep? They got an animal that knits its own sweaters. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/49/what-is-the-difference-between-a-bmw-a-porcupine https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-49-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg BMWs %26 Porcupines Square Joke Meme Joke: A porcupine has pricks on the outside. Answer:: What is the difference between a BMW a porcupine? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-49-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg BMWs %26 Porcupines Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What is the difference between a BMW a porcupine? Answer:: A porcupine has pricks on the outside. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/54/whats-invisible-and-smells-like-carrots https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-54-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Bunnies and Carrots Square Joke Meme Joke: Bunny farts! Answer:: What's invisible and smells like carrots? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-54-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Bunnies and Carrots Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What's invisible and smells like carrots? Answer:: Bunny farts! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/56/how-do-you-know-that-carrots-are-good-for-your-eyesight https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-56-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Carrots are good for your eyesight Square Joke Meme Joke: Have YOU ever seen a rabbit with glasses? Answer:: How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-56-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Carrots are good for your eyesight Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight? Answer:: Have YOU ever seen a rabbit with glasses? | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/68/a-horse-and-a-rabbit-are-playing-in-a-meadow-the-horse-falls-into-a-mud-hole-and-is-sinking-he https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-68-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg The Horse and the Rabbit Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A horse and a rabbit are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the rabbit to go and get the farmer to help... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-68-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg The Horse and the Rabbit Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A horse and a rabbit are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the rabbit to go and get the farmer to help... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/72/what-do-you-get-when-you-cross-a-snake-and-a-kangaroo https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-72-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo Square Joke Meme Joke: A jump rope. Answer:: What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-72-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo? Answer:: A jump rope. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/73/what-do-you-get-when-you-cross-a-kangaroo-and-a-sheep https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-73-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg What do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a sheep Square Joke Meme Joke: A sweater with pockets. Answer:: What do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a sheep? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-73-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg What do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a sheep Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a sheep? Answer:: A sweater with pockets. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/77/what-happens-when-you-cross-a-bulldog-with-a-shih-tzu https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-77-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg What happens when you cross a Bulldog with a Shih tzu Square Joke Meme Joke: You get Bull-shiht. Answer:: What happens when you cross a Bulldog with a Shih tzu? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-77-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg What happens when you cross a Bulldog with a Shih tzu Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What happens when you cross a Bulldog with a Shih tzu? Answer:: You get Bull-shiht. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/82/a-woman-had-two-female-parrots-who-were-always-yelling-were-prostitutes-wanna-have-a-little https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-82-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg The Parrots Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A woman had two female parrots who were always yelling, "We're prostitutes, wanna have a little fun?" One day, she was talking to her Preacher about t... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-82-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg The Parrots Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A woman had two female parrots who were always yelling, "We're prostitutes, wanna have a little fun?" One day, she was talking to her Preac... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/85/what-do-you-call-a-fly-without-wings https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-85-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg What do you call a fly without wings Square Joke Meme Joke: A walk. Answer:: What do you call a fly without wings? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-85-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg What do you call a fly without wings Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you call a fly without wings? Answer:: A walk. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/96/how-do-you-slow-down-a-running-horse https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-96-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Slow Down A Horse Square Joke Meme Joke: Place a bet on him. Answer:: How do you slow down a running horse? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-96-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Slow Down A Horse Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: How do you slow down a running horse? Answer:: Place a bet on him. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/102/what-animal-talks-the-most https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-102-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg What animal talks the most Square Joke Meme Joke: A yak! Answer:: What animal talks the most? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-102-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg What animal talks the most Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What animal talks the most? Answer:: A yak! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/105/why-do-gorillas-have-big-nostrils https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-105-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Why do gorillas have big nostrils Square Joke Meme Joke: Because they have big fingers! Answer:: Why do gorillas have big nostrils? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-105-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Why do gorillas have big nostrils Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Answer:: Because they have big fingers! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/111/a-young-boy-comes-down-to-breakfast-one-morning-his-mother-asks-have-you-done-your-chores-yet https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-111-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Kicking Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A young boy comes down to breakfast one morning. His mother asks, "Have you done your chores yet?" "No," replies the boy, "but could I have breakfast... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-111-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Kicking Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A young boy comes down to breakfast one morning. His mother asks, "Have you done your chores yet?" "No," replies the boy, "b... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/113/a-man-walks-into-a-pet-store-and-asks-for-a-german-shepperd-the-shopkeeper-replies-that-it-will https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-113-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg A Guy Walks Into a Pet Shop... Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A man walks into a pet store and asks for a German Shepperd. The shopkeeper, replies that it will cost him $500. The man thinks for a minute, then ask... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-113-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg A Guy Walks Into a Pet Shop... Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A man walks into a pet store and asks for a German Shepperd. The shopkeeper, replies that it will cost him $500. The man thinks for a minute, then as... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/119/why-does-an-elephant-have-a-trunk https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-119-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Why does an elephant have a trunk Square Joke Meme Joke: Because it doesn't have a glove compartment! Answer:: Why does an elephant have a trunk? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-119-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Why does an elephant have a trunk Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why does an elephant have a trunk? Answer:: Because it doesn't have a glove compartment! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/130/as-a-butcher-is-shooing-a-dog-from-his-shop-he-sees-10-and-a-note-in-his-mouth-reading-10-lamb https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-130-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Smart Dog Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: As a butcher is shooing a dog from his shop, he sees $10 and a note in his mouth, reading: "10 lamb chops, please." Amazed, he takes the money, puts a... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-130-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Smart Dog Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: As a butcher is shooing a dog from his shop, he sees $10 and a note in his mouth, reading: "10 lamb chops, please." Amazed, he takes the mo... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/131/why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road-twice https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-131-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road Twice%3F Square Joke Meme Joke: Because it was a double-crosser. Answer:: Why did the chicken cross the road twice? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-131-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road Twice%3F Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why did the chicken cross the road twice? Answer:: Because it was a double-crosser. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/151/have-you-heard-of-the-dyslexic-cow-who-attained-enlightenment https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-151-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Have you heard of the dyslexic cow who attained enlightenment Square Joke Meme Joke: It kept on repeating OOOOM! Answer:: Have you heard of the dyslexic cow who attained enlightenment? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-151-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Have you heard of the dyslexic cow who attained enlightenment Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Have you heard of the dyslexic cow who attained enlightenment? Answer:: It kept on repeating OOOOM! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/152/why-should-you-be-careful-when-its-raining-cats-and-dogs https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-152-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Raining Cats and Dogs Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Because you might step in a poodle. Answer:: Why should you be careful when it's raining cats and dogs? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-152-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Raining Cats and Dogs Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why should you be careful when it's raining cats and dogs? Answer:: Because you might step in a poodle. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/155/why-dont-crabs-share https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-155-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Why don%27t crabs share Square Joke Meme Joke: Because they're shellfish (selfish). Answer:: Why don't crabs share? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-155-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Why don%27t crabs share Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why don't crabs share? Answer:: Because they're shellfish (selfish). | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/158/why-did-the-elephant-call-the-locksmith https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-158-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Why did the elephant call the locksmith Square Joke Meme Joke: Because he lost his keys in his trunk! Answer:: Why did the elephant call the locksmith? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-158-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Why did the elephant call the locksmith Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why did the elephant call the locksmith? Answer:: Because he lost his keys in his trunk! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/160/how-do-you-get-a-mouse-to-smile https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-160-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg How do you get a mouse to smile Square Joke Meme Joke: Say, "Cheese!". Answer:: How do you get a mouse to smile? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-160-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg How do you get a mouse to smile Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: How do you get a mouse to smile? Answer:: Say, "Cheese!". | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/161/what-did-one-cat-say-to-the-other-cat-on-the-phone https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-161-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg What did one cat say to the other cat on the phone Square Joke Meme Joke: Can you hear me-now (meow)? Answer:: What did one cat say to the other cat on the phone? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-161-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg What did one cat say to the other cat on the phone Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What did one cat say to the other cat on the phone? Answer:: Can you hear me-now (meow)? | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/165/what-do-you-get-when-you-cross-a-fish-and-a-grizzly https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-165-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Grizzly Fish Square Joke Meme Joke: A Bearacuda. Answer:: What do you get when you cross a fish and a grizzly? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-165-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Grizzly Fish Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you get when you cross a fish and a grizzly? Answer:: A Bearacuda. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/166/a-local-business-was-looking-for-office-help-and-put-up-a-sign-saying-help-wanted-must-be-able https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-166-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg A Local Business was Looking For Office Help... Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A local business was looking for office help and put up a sign saying: "HELP WANTED. Must be able to type, must be good with a computer and must be bi... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-166-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg A Local Business was Looking For Office Help... Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A local business was looking for office help and put up a sign saying: "HELP WANTED. Must be able to type, must be good with a computer and must... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/178/one-day-the-zoo-keeper-noticed-that-the-orangutan-was-reading-two-books-the-bible-and-darwins https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-178-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg An Orangutan%27s Reading List Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: One day the zoo-keeper noticed that the orangutan was reading two books: the Bible and Darwin's Origin of Species. Surprised, he asked the ape, "Why a... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-178-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg An Orangutan%27s Reading List Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: One day the zoo-keeper noticed that the orangutan was reading two books: the Bible and Darwin's Origin of Species. Surprised, he asked the ape, &quot... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/181/yesterday-i-walked-into-a-pet-store-when-i-walked-to-the-back-of-the-store-i-saw-an-interesting https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-181-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Patriotic Parrot Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Yesterday, I walked into a pet store. When I walked to the back of the store, I saw an interesting parrot. The parrot had a ribbon on either foot. The... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-181-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Patriotic Parrot Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Yesterday, I walked into a pet store. When I walked to the back of the store, I saw an interesting parrot. The parrot had a ribbon on either foot. Th... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/229/some-race-horses-are-staying-in-a-stable-one-of-them-starts-to-boast-about-his-track-record-in https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-229-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Race Horses Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Some race horses are staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about his track record. "In the last 15 races, I've won 8 of them!" Another hors... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-229-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Race Horses Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Some race horses are staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about his track record. "In the last 15 races, I've won 8 of them!" A... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/250/why-did-the-turkey-cross-the-road https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-250-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Why did the Turkey cross the road%3F Square Joke Meme Joke: To prove it wasn't chicken! Answer:: Why did the turkey cross the road? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-250-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Why did the Turkey cross the road%3F Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why did the turkey cross the road? Answer:: To prove it wasn't chicken! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/273/what-was-the-elephant-doing-on-the-highway https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-273-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Elephant on a Highway Square Joke Meme Joke: About 5 mph. Answer:: What was the elephant doing on the highway? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-273-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Elephant on a Highway Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What was the elephant doing on the highway? Answer:: About 5 mph. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/286/why-did-the-squirrel-cross-the-road https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-286-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Why Did the Squirrel Cross the Road Square Joke Meme Joke: Because it was nuts! Answer:: Why did the squirrel cross the road? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-286-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Why Did the Squirrel Cross the Road Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why did the squirrel cross the road? Answer:: Because it was nuts! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/293/one-day-a-boy-walked-in-the-classroom-the-teacher-asked-him-why-he-was-late-he-said-he-was-on-top https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-293-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Blueberry Hill Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: One day a boy walked in the classroom. The teacher asked him why he was late; he said he was on top of Blueberry Hill. The next boy walked in and the... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-293-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Blueberry Hill Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: One day a boy walked in the classroom. The teacher asked him why he was late; he said he was on top of Blueberry Hill. The next boy walked in and the... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/294/why-did-the-french-dog-look-in-the-toilet https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-294-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg French Dog Square Joke Meme Joke: Wee wee. Answer:: Why did the French dog look in the toilet? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-294-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg French Dog Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why did the French dog look in the toilet? Answer:: Wee wee. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/319/what-do-you-call-an-elephant-chasing-a-cat https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-319-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Chasing a Cat Square Joke Meme Joke: Depends on what his name is..... Answer:: What do you call an elephant chasing a cat? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-319-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Chasing a Cat Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you call an elephant chasing a cat? Answer:: Depends on what his name is..... | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/325/what-do-you-get-when-you-cross-a-pig-and-a-centipede https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-325-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Pigs and Centipedes Square Joke Meme Joke: Bacon and legs. Answer:: What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-325-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Pigs and Centipedes Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede? Answer:: Bacon and legs. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/332/bought-the-wife-a-hamster-fur-coat-for-her-birthday-she-was-delighted-with-it-we-went-to-the https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-332-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg The Fur Coat Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Bought the wife a hamster fur coat for her birthday, she was delighted with it. We went to the fair; took me 4 hours to get her off the big wheel! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-332-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg The Fur Coat Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Bought the wife a hamster fur coat for her birthday, she was delighted with it. We went to the fair; took me 4 hours to get her off the big wheel! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/366/whats-black-and-white-and-makes-a-lot-of-noise https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-366-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Black and White Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: A zebra with a drum. Answer:: What's black and white and makes a lot of noise? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-366-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Black and White Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What's black and white and makes a lot of noise? Answer:: A zebra with a drum. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/407/a-pirate-walked-into-a-bar-and-the-bartender-said-hey-i-havent-seen-you-in-a-while-what https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-407-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg A pirate walks into a bar Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened, you look terrible!" "What do you mean? I'm fine... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-407-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg A pirate walks into a bar Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened, you look terrible!" "What do yo... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/408/knock-knock-whos-there-cows-cows-who-no-owls-hoo-cows-moo https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-408-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Knock Knock Cow Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Knock knock. Who's there? Cows. Cows who? No, owls hoo, cows moo. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-408-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Knock Knock Cow Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Knock knock. Who's there? Cows. Cows who? No, owls hoo, cows moo. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/431/a-young-boy-asks-his-dad-what-is-the-difference-between-confident-and-confidential-dad-says https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-431-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Confident vs. confidential Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A young boy asks his dad, "What is the difference between confident and confidential?" Dad says, "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your frien... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-431-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Confident vs. confidential Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A young boy asks his dad, "What is the difference between confident and confidential?" Dad says, "You are my son, I'm confident about... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/432/this-fundamentalist-christian-couple-felt-it-important-to-own-an-equally-fundamentally-christian https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-432-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Fun-damentalist Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to own an equally fundamentally Christian pet. So, they went shopping. At a kennel specializing... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-432-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Fun-damentalist Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to own an equally fundamentally Christian pet. So, they went shopping. At a kennel specializin... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/440/a-circus-owner-walked-into-a-bar-to-see-everyone-crowded-about-a-table-watching-a-little-show-on https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-440-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Animal Quackers Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little show. On the table was an upside down pot and a duck tap danc... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-440-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Animal Quackers Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little show. On the table was an upside down pot and a duck tap dan... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/489/do-you-know-someone-who-seems-to-know-everything-when-asked-why-they-say-a-little-birdie-told https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-489-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Little Birds Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Do you know someone who seems to know everything? When asked why, they say, "A little birdie told me." Did you know they probably aren't lying? It is... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-489-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Little Birds Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Do you know someone who seems to know everything? When asked why, they say, "A little birdie told me." Did you know they probably aren't ly... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/614/why-shouldnt-the-chicken-cross-the-road https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-614-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Why shouldn%27t the chicken cross the road%3F Square Joke Meme Joke: Because it would be a fowl proceeding. Answer:: Why shouldn't the chicken cross the road? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-614-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Why shouldn%27t the chicken cross the road%3F Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why shouldn't the chicken cross the road? Answer:: Because it would be a fowl proceeding. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/644/a-tourist-walked-into-a-pet-shop-and-was-looking-at-the-animals-on-display-while-he-was-there https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-644-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Smart Monkeys Square Joke Meme Joke: September 27th is World Tourism Day! Answer:: A tourist walked into a pet shop and was looking at the animals on display. While he was there, another customer walked in and went over to a cage at... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-644-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Smart Monkeys Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A tourist walked into a pet shop and was looking at the animals on display. While he was there, another customer walked in and went over to a cage at... Answer:: September 27th is World Tourism Day! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/664/a-man-walks-into-an-insurance-office-and-asks-for-a-job-sorry-we-dont-need-anyone-they https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-664-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg The Insurance Salesman Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A man walks into an insurance office and asks for a job. "Sorry, we don't need anyone..." they replied. "You can't afford not to hire me. I can sell a... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-664-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg The Insurance Salesman Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A man walks into an insurance office and asks for a job. "Sorry, we don't need anyone..." they replied. "You can't afford not to hire... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/670/when-nasa-first-started-sending-up-astronauts-they-quickly-discovered-that-ballpoint-pens-would https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-670-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg A Pen in Space Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-670-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg A Pen in Space Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NAS... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/671/when-i-take-a-long-time-i-am-slow-when-my-boss-takes-a-long-time-he-is-thorough-when-i-dont-do https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-671-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Bosses v. Workers Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: When I take a long time, I am slow. When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough. When I don't do it, I am lazy. When my boss doesn't do it, he's to... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-671-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Bosses v. Workers Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: When I take a long time, I am slow. When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough. When I don't do it, I am lazy. When my boss doesn't do it, he's t... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/682/a-company-feeling-it-was-time-for-a-shakeup-hires-a-new-ceo-this-new-boss-is-determined-to-rid https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-682-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Management Square Joke Meme Joke: September 20th is National Pepperoni Pizza Day! Answer:: A company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hires a new CEO. This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facili... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-682-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Management Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hires a new CEO. This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facil... Answer:: September 20th is National Pepperoni Pizza Day! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/693/one-day-at-a-busy-airport-the-passengers-on-a-commercial-airliner-are-seated-waiting-for-the https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-693-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Blind Pilots Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated, waiting for the cockpit crew to show up so they can get under way. The... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-693-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Blind Pilots Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated, waiting for the cockpit crew to show up so they can get under way. The... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/710/youve-all-heard-of-tgif-thank-god-its-friday-right-well-my-assistant-refers-to-friday-as https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-710-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg You%27ve All Heard of TGIF... Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: You've all heard of TGIF - Thank God It's Friday, right? Well my Assistant refers to Friday as POETS day... Piss Off Early, Tomorrow's Saturday! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-710-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg You%27ve All Heard of TGIF... Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: You've all heard of TGIF - Thank God It's Friday, right? Well my Assistant refers to Friday as POETS day... Piss Off Early, Tomorrow's Saturday! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/731/a-man-was-riding-in-a-cab-one-day-when-he-decided-to-tap-the-cab-driver-on-the-shoulder-to-request https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-731-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Spooked Cab Driver Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A man was riding in a cab one day when he decided to tap the cab driver on the shoulder to request an alternate route. The cab driver screams his head... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-731-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Spooked Cab Driver Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A man was riding in a cab one day when he decided to tap the cab driver on the shoulder to request an alternate route. The cab driver screams his hea... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/734/shannon-received-a-phone-call-from-the-foreman-plant-that-her-husband-worked-at-he-sounded-grim https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-734-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg What a Pisser Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Shannon received a phone call from the foreman plant that her husband worked at. He sounded grim and she immediately knew something was wrong. "What h... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-734-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg What a Pisser Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Shannon received a phone call from the foreman plant that her husband worked at. He sounded grim and she immediately knew something was wrong. "... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/749/we-have-studied-americans-favorite-sports-and-came-up-with-a-conclusion-1-the-sport-of-choice https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-749-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg The more money you make sports joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: We have studied Americans' favorite sports and came up with a conclusion.1. The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL. 2. The sport of choi... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-749-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg The more money you make sports joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: We have studied Americans' favorite sports and came up with a conclusion. 1. The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL. 2. The sport of c... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/769/with-a-lousy-year-under-his-belt-a-tractor-salesman-was-traveling-down-a-dusty-back-road-in-iowa https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-769-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Best Pitch of Your Life Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: With a lousy year under his belt a tractor salesman was traveling down a dusty back road in Iowa, when he came across a farmer working his field with... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-769-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Best Pitch of Your Life Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: With a lousy year under his belt a tractor salesman was traveling down a dusty back road in Iowa, when he came across a farmer working his field with... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/773/patient-it-must-be-tough-spending-all-day-with-your-hands-in-someones-mouth https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-773-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Denist Hands in Mouth Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Dentist: "I just think of it as having my hands in their wallet." Answer:: Patient: "It must be tough spending all day with your hands in someone's mouth." | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-773-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Denist Hands in Mouth Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Patient: "It must be tough spending all day with your hands in someone's mouth." Answer:: Dentist: "I just think of it as having my hands in their wallet." | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/830/how-many-blonde-jokes-are-there https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-830-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Many blonde jokes Square Joke Meme Joke: One. The rest are all true stories. Answer:: How many blonde jokes are there? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-830-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Many blonde jokes Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: How many blonde jokes are there? Answer:: One. The rest are all true stories. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/859/a-good-looking-man-walked-into-an-agents-office-in-hollywood-and-said-i-want-to-be-a-movie https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-859-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Penis Van Lesbian Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A good-looking man walked into an agent's office in Hollywood and said, "I want to be a movie star." Tall, handsome and with experience on Broadway, h... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-859-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Penis Van Lesbian Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A good-looking man walked into an agent's office in Hollywood and said, "I want to be a movie star." Tall, handsome and with experience on... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/871/a-salesman-tired-of-his-job-gave-it-up-to-become-a-policeman-several-months-later-a-friend https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-871-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Salesman to Policeman Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A salesman, tired of his job, gave it up to become a policeman. Several months later, a friend asked him how he liked his new role. "Well," he replied... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-871-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Salesman to Policeman Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A salesman, tired of his job, gave it up to become a policeman. Several months later, a friend asked him how he liked his new role. "Well,"... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/873/for-thirty-years-johnson-had-arrived-at-work-at-9-am-on-the-dot-he-had-never-missed-a-day-and https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-873-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg An Hour Late Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: For thirty years, Johnson had arrived at work at 9 a.m. on the dot; he had never missed a day and was never late. Consequently, when on one particular... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-873-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg An Hour Late Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: For thirty years, Johnson had arrived at work at 9 a.m. on the dot; he had never missed a day and was never late. Consequently, when on one particula... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/876/a-young-man-was-in-the-process-of-taking-a-verbal-exam-to-join-the-local-police-force-if-youre https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-876-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Can%27t Catch Me%21 Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A young man was in the process of taking a verbal exam to join the local police force. "If you're driving a police car, alone on a country road at nig... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-876-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Can%27t Catch Me%21 Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A young man was in the process of taking a verbal exam to join the local police force. "If you're driving a police car, alone on a country road... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/907/a-norwegian-applied-for-a-job-as-a-logger-deep-in-the-canadian-woods-the-foreman-took-him-into-the https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-907-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Tree Fellers Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A Norwegian applied for a job as a logger deep in the Canadian woods. The foreman took him into the bush to test his knowledge of logging. He stopped... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-907-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Tree Fellers Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A Norwegian applied for a job as a logger deep in the Canadian woods. The foreman took him into the bush to test his knowledge of logging. He stopped... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/957/a-pig-walks-into-a-bar-and-asks-for-a-glass-of-water-it-drinks-it-then-asks-where-the-bathroom https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-957-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Three Little Pigs Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A pig walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water. It drinks it, then asks where the bathroom is. The bartender points him in the right direction a... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-957-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Three Little Pigs Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A pig walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water. It drinks it, then asks where the bathroom is. The bartender points him in the right direction... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/987/after-the-international-beer-festival-all-the-brewery-presidents-decided-it-would-be-fun-to-hit-a https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-987-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Corona Virus... Just say no. Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: After The International Beer Festival, all the brewery presidents decided it would be fun to hit a pub and go out for a beer. The first sits down and... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-987-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Corona Virus... Just say no. Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: After The International Beer Festival, all the brewery presidents decided it would be fun to hit a pub and go out for a beer. The first sits down and... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/994/two-ducks-walk-into-a-bar-one-duck-looks-at-the-other-and-says-guess-you-didnt-see-it https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-994-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Two ducks walk into a bar... Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Two ducks walk into a bar... One duck looks at the other and says, "Guess you didn't see it either." | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-994-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Two ducks walk into a bar... Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Two ducks walk into a bar... One duck looks at the other and says, "Guess you didn't see it either." Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/1017/a-skeleton-walked-into-the-bar-what-did-he-ask https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-1017-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Skeleton walks into a bar Square Joke Meme Joke: Can I have a beer and a mop? Answer:: A skeleton walked into the bar. What did he ask? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-1017-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Skeleton walks into a bar Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A skeleton walked into the bar. What did he ask? Answer:: Can I have a beer and a mop? | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/1018/one-day-a-man-with-a-box-walked-into-a-bar-he-sat-down-opened-the-box-and-out-popped-a https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-1018-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Leprechauns Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: One day a man with a box walked into a bar. He sat down, opened the box, and out popped a leprechaun. The man told the bartender, "I want a pint of be... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-1018-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Leprechauns Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: One day a man with a box walked into a bar. He sat down, opened the box, and out popped a leprechaun. The man told the bartender, "I want a pint... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/1061/three-englishmen-were-in-a-bar-and-spotted-an-irishman-one-of-the-englishmen-walked-over-to-the https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-1061-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Saint Patrick Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Three Englishmen were in a bar and spotted an Irishman. One of the Englishmen walked over to the Irishman, tapped him on the shoulder, and said, "Hey,... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-1061-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Saint Patrick Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Three Englishmen were in a bar and spotted an Irishman. One of the Englishmen walked over to the Irishman, tapped him on the shoulder, and said, &quo... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/1065/a-regular-at-bobs-bar-came-in-one-evening-sporting-a-matched-pair-of-swollen-black-eyes-that https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-1065-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Two black eyes Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A regular at Bob's Bar came in one evening sporting a matched pair of swollen black eyes that appeared extremely painful. "Whoa, Sam!" said the barten... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-1065-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Two black eyes Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A regular at Bob's Bar came in one evening sporting a matched pair of swollen black eyes that appeared extremely painful. "Whoa, Sam!" said... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/1093/an-englishman-an-irishman-and-a-scotsman-walk-into-a-bar-the-bartender-turns-to-them-takes-one https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-1093-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Some Kind of Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender turns to them, takes one look, and says "What is this - some kind of joke?" | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-1093-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Some Kind of Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender turns to them, takes one look, and says "What is this - some kind of j... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/1112/a-blonde-goes-into-an-electronics-store-and-asks-how-much-is-that-tv-salesman-says-sorry-we https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-1112-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg A blonde wants to buy a TV Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A blonde goes into an electronics store and asks, "How much is that TV?" Salesman says, "Sorry, we don't sell to blonds." So, she dyes her hair brown... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-1112-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg A blonde wants to buy a TV Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A blonde goes into an electronics store and asks, "How much is that TV?" Salesman says, "Sorry, we don't sell to blonds." So, she... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/1114/why-did-the-first-blonde-president-move-out-of-the-oval-office https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-1114-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg First Blonde President Square Joke Meme Joke: She couldn't find a corner to put her stuff in. Answer:: Why did the first blonde president move out of the oval office? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-1114-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg First Blonde President Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why did the first blonde president move out of the oval office? Answer:: She couldn't find a corner to put her stuff in. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/1120/why-is-it-so-hard-to-replace-vanna-white https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-1120-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Vanna White Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: They can't find another blonde who knows the whole alphabet. Answer:: Why is it so hard to replace Vanna White? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-1120-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Vanna White Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why is it so hard to replace Vanna White? Answer:: They can't find another blonde who knows the whole alphabet. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/1123/one-day-a-blonde-came-home-from-work-early-and-when-she-walked-into-her-house-she-saw-her-husband https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-1123-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Suicidal Blonde Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: One day a blonde came home from work early and when she walked into her house, she saw her husband in bed with another woman. She pulls her gun out of... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-1123-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Suicidal Blonde Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: One day a blonde came home from work early and when she walked into her house, she saw her husband in bed with another woman. She pulls her gun out o... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/1166/a-blind-man-enters-a-lesbian-bar-by-mistake-he-finds-his-way-to-a-bar-stool-and-orders-a-drink https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-1166-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Blonde Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A blind man enters a Lesbian bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while the blind guy yells t... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-1166-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Blonde Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A blind man enters a Lesbian bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while the blind guy yells... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/1177/what-do-you-call-a-smart-blond https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-1177-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Smart Blond%3F Square Joke Meme Joke: An Endangered species. Answer:: What do you call a smart blond? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-1177-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Smart Blond%3F Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you call a smart blond? Answer:: An Endangered species. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/1199/a-dumb-blonde-a-smart-blonde-and-santa-claus-were-invited-to-a-party-on-the-way-the-dumb https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-1199-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Two Blondes and Santa Square Joke Meme Joke: The dumb blonde, because the other two don't exist! Answer:: A dumb blonde, a smart blonde, and Santa Claus were invited to a party. On the way, the dumb blonde's car broke down. The smart blonde missed the bus.... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-1199-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Two Blondes and Santa Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A dumb blonde, a smart blonde, and Santa Claus were invited to a party. On the way, the dumb blonde's car broke down. The smart blonde missed the bus... Answer:: The dumb blonde, because the other two don't exist! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/1201/a-blonde-was-standing-in-front-of-a-vending-machine-she-put-in-a-dollar-pushed-a-button-and-a https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-1201-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Vending Machine Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A blonde was standing in front of a vending machine. She put in a dollar, pushed a button and a coke came out. She put in another dollar, pushed a dif... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-1201-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Vending Machine Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A blonde was standing in front of a vending machine. She put in a dollar, pushed a button and a coke came out. She put in another dollar, pushed a di... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/1205/how-do-you-get-a-blonde-to-laugh-on-friday https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-1205-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg How Do You Get a Blonde to Laugh on Friday%3F Square Joke Meme Joke: Tell her a joke on Monday! Answer:: How do you get a blonde to laugh on Friday? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-1205-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg How Do You Get a Blonde to Laugh on Friday%3F Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: How do you get a blonde to laugh on Friday? Answer:: Tell her a joke on Monday! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/1219/how-are-blondes-are-like-a-rollercoaster https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-1219-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Rollercoaster Square Joke Meme Joke: Everyone gets a ride! Answer:: How are blondes are like a rollercoaster? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-1219-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Rollercoaster Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: How are blondes are like a rollercoaster? Answer:: Everyone gets a ride! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/1223/a-blonde-and-brunette-jump-off-a-cliff-at-the-same-time-why-did-the-brunette-hit-the-floor-before https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-1223-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Blonde and Brunette Square Joke Meme Joke: The blonde asked for directions! Answer:: A blonde and brunette jump off a cliff at the same time. Why did the brunette hit the floor before the blonde? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-1223-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Blonde and Brunette Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A blonde and brunette jump off a cliff at the same time. Why did the brunette hit the floor before the blonde? Answer:: The blonde asked for directions! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/1246/sally-a-blonde-goes-on-her-first-camping-trip-her-husband-who-was-a-scout-leader-was-sick-so https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-1246-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Camping Trip Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Sally, a blonde, goes on her first camping trip. Her husband, who was a Scout Leader, was sick so she volunteered to take over for him one weekend. Sh... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-1246-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Camping Trip Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Sally, a blonde, goes on her first camping trip. Her husband, who was a Scout Leader, was sick so she volunteered to take over for him one weekend. S... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/1266/how-do-you-get-a-one-armed-blonde-out-of-a-tree https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-1266-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg One-Armed Blonde Square Joke Meme Joke: Waive! Answer:: How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-1266-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg One-Armed Blonde Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Answer:: Waive! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/1267/a-blonde-with-two-burnt-ears-went-to-the-doctor-who-asked-what-had-happened-the-phone-rang-and https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-1267-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg A blonde answers the phone Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A blonde with two burnt ears went to the doctor, who asked what had happened. "The phone rang, and I accidentally picked up the iron." "What about the... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-1267-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg A blonde answers the phone Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A blonde with two burnt ears went to the doctor, who asked what had happened. "The phone rang, and I accidentally picked up the iron." &quo... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/1311/a-blonde-kept-having-the-same-weird-dream-everyday-so-she-went-to-her-doctor-doctor-what-was https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-1311-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Blonde%27s Dream Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A blonde kept having the same weird dream everyday, so she went to her doctor. Doctor: "What was your dream about?" Blonde: "I was being chase by a va... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-1311-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Blonde%27s Dream Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A blonde kept having the same weird dream everyday, so she went to her doctor. Doctor: "What was your dream about?" Blonde: "I was bei... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/1339/a-policeman-pulled-a-blonde-over-because-she-was-driving-the-wrong-way-on-a-one-way-street-cop-do https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-1339-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Funny Blonde Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A policeman pulled a blonde over because she was driving the wrong way on a one-way street. Cop: Do you know where you were going? Blonde: No, but whe... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-1339-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Funny Blonde Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A policeman pulled a blonde over because she was driving the wrong way on a one-way street. Cop: Do you know where you were going? Blonde: No, but wh... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/1363/when-the-new-patient-was-settled-comfortably-on-the-couch-the-psychiatrist-began-his-therapy https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-1363-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Psychiatrist Therapy Session Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the psychiatrist began his therapy session."I'm not aware of your problem," the doctor said... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-1363-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Psychiatrist Therapy Session Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the psychiatrist began his therapy session."I'm not aware of your problem," the... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/1367/an-airline-captain-was-breaking-in-a-very-pretty-new-blonde-stewardess-the-route-they-were-flying https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-1367-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Blonde Stewardess Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a stay-over in another city, so upon their arri... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-1367-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Blonde Stewardess Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a stay-over in another city, so upon their arr... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/1441/a-blonde-lady-goes-into-an-auto-parts-store-and-asks-for-a-seven-ten-cap-all-the-clerks-look-at https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-1441-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg The Seven-Ten Cap Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A blonde lady goes into an auto parts store and asks for a seven-ten cap. All the clerks look at each other, and one says, "What's a seven-ten cap?" S... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-1441-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg The Seven-Ten Cap Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A blonde lady goes into an auto parts store and asks for a seven-ten cap. All the clerks look at each other, and one says, "What's a seven-ten c... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/1443/fred-was-getting-out-of-his-car-to-go-to-an-electronics-store-and-had-his-dog-in-the-car-with-him https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-1443-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg The Dog and The Car Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Fred was getting out of his car to go to an electronics store and had his dog in the car with him. "Stay," said Fred. A blond was witnessing all this... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-1443-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg The Dog and The Car Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Fred was getting out of his car to go to an electronics store and had his dog in the car with him. "Stay," said Fred. A blond was witnessin... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/1464/why-did-the-blond-have-blisters-on-her-lips https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-1464-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Why did the blond have blisters on her lips joke Square Joke Meme Joke: From trying to blow out lightbulbs! Answer:: Why did the blond have blisters on her lips? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-1464-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Why did the blond have blisters on her lips joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why did the blond have blisters on her lips? Answer:: From trying to blow out lightbulbs! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/1476/two-lawyers-were-walking-through-the-woods-spotted-a-vicious-looking-bear-the-first-lawyer https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-1476-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Two lawyers were walking through the woods Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Two lawyers were walking through the woods spotted a vicious-looking bear. The first lawyer immediately opened his briefcase, pulled out a pair of sne... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-1476-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Two lawyers were walking through the woods Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Two lawyers were walking through the woods spotted a vicious-looking bear. The first lawyer immediately opened his briefcase, pulled out a pair of sn... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/1484/what-was-the-blonde-college-student-doing-at-the-harbor https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-1484-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Internship Pun Square Joke Meme Joke: Looking for an intern-ship. Answer:: What was the blonde college student doing at the harbor? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-1484-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Internship Pun Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What was the blonde college student doing at the harbor? Answer:: Looking for an intern-ship. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/1488/a-blonde-is-in-school-and-her-teacher-is-having-a-random-discussion-about-iqs-teacher-so-what https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-1488-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg A Blonde%27s IQ Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A blonde is in school, and her teacher is having a random discussion about IQs. Teacher: "So what would you say your IQ is?" she asks a student Kid #1... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-1488-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg A Blonde%27s IQ Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A blonde is in school, and her teacher is having a random discussion about IQs. Teacher: "So what would you say your IQ is?" she asks a stu... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/1514/a-blonde-buys-a-thermos-two-days-later-shes-back-in-the-store-and-wants-a-refund-the-sales https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-1514-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg I Want a Refund%21 Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A blonde buys a thermos. Two days later, she's back in the store and wants a refund. The sales person asks her why she's returning it. She replies, "W... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-1514-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg I Want a Refund%21 Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A blonde buys a thermos. Two days later, she's back in the store and wants a refund. The sales person asks her why she's returning it. She replies, &... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/1527/a-flying-saucer-landed-at-a-gas-station-on-a-lonely-country-road-the-two-space-aliens-inside https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-1527-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Gas Station-UFO Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A flying saucer landed at a gas station on a lonely country road. The two space aliens inside seemed completely unconcerned about detection; in fact,... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-1527-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Gas Station-UFO Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A flying saucer landed at a gas station on a lonely country road. The two space aliens inside seemed completely unconcerned about detection; in fact,... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/1553/a-blonde-and-her-husband-go-to-buy-her-new-clothes-first-they-decide-she-needs-a-new-shirt-so https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-1553-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg A blonde goes clothes shopping... Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A blonde and her husband go to buy her new clothes. First, they decide she needs a new shirt, so they go through a few shirts but she rejects them all... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-1553-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg A blonde goes clothes shopping... Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A blonde and her husband go to buy her new clothes. First, they decide she needs a new shirt, so they go through a few shirts but she rejects them al... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/1555/two-blondes-went-out-into-the-woods-on-a-hunting-trip-they-are-out-there-for-several-hours-and https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-1555-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Two Blondes Go Hunting Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Two blondes went out into the woods on a hunting trip. They are out there for several hours, and discover that they are lost! One says, "I heard that... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-1555-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Two Blondes Go Hunting Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Two blondes went out into the woods on a hunting trip. They are out there for several hours, and discover that they are lost! One says, "I heard... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/1583/there-was-a-blonde-who-had-taken-up-golf-she-played-her-1st-round-and-back-in-after-only20 https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-1583-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Blonde Golf Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: There was a blonde who had taken up golf. She played her 1st round, and back in after only20 minutes. She told the pro she was stung by a bee. He aske... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-1583-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Blonde Golf Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: There was a blonde who had taken up golf. She played her 1st round, and back in after only20 minutes. She told the pro she was stung by a bee. He ask... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/1601/a-guy-asks-a-young-blonde-woman-hes-just-slept-with-am-i-the-first-guy-you-ever-made-love-to https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-1601-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg 1st Time Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A guy asks a young blonde woman he's just slept with, "Am I the first guy you ever made love to?" The blonde ashes out her cigarette and replies, "You... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-1601-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg 1st Time Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A guy asks a young blonde woman he's just slept with, "Am I the first guy you ever made love to?" The blonde ashes out her cigarette and re... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/1617/a-blonde-was-asked-to-open-up-the-coffee-shop-on-monday-so-the-blonde-went-in-early-to-open-up https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-1617-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg A Blonde Opening a Coffee Shop Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A blonde was asked to open up the coffee shop on Monday. So, the blonde went in early to open up. She gathered all the ingredients together, and had e... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-1617-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg A Blonde Opening a Coffee Shop Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A blonde was asked to open up the coffee shop on Monday. So, the blonde went in early to open up. She gathered all the ingredients together, and had... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/1645/theres-a-redhead-a-brunette-and-a-blonde-at-the-nasa-space-center-the-redhead-says-to-the-flight https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-1645-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Blonde Space Travel Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: There's a redhead, a brunette and a blonde at the NASA space center. The redhead says to the flight technician "I want to go to the moon". The flight... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-1645-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Blonde Space Travel Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: There's a redhead, a brunette and a blonde at the NASA space center. The redhead says to the flight technician "I want to go to the moon".... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/1675/you-might-be-a-redneck-if-you-cut-the-grass-and-find-a-car https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-1675-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg You might be a redneck if... you cut your grass... Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: You Might be a redneck if... you cut the grass and find a car. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-1675-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg You might be a redneck if... you cut your grass... Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: You Might be a redneck if... you cut the grass and find a car. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/1685/sitting-next-to-each-other-on-a-plane-is-a-blond-woman-and-a-lawyer-to-make-the-plane-ride-a-bit https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-1685-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg The Blond and the Lawyer Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Sitting next to each other on a plane is a blond woman and a lawyer. To make the plane ride a bit more interesting, the lawyer suggests that he and th... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-1685-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg The Blond and the Lawyer Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Sitting next to each other on a plane is a blond woman and a lawyer. To make the plane ride a bit more interesting, the lawyer suggests that he and t... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/1711/a-baby-boy-was-just-born-he-had-all-his-pieces-and-looked-quite-normal-except-that-he-was https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-1711-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Laughing Baby Square Joke Meme Joke: The birth control pill. Answer:: A baby boy was just born. He had all his pieces and looked quite normal, except that he was laughing - I mean laughing real hard. All the doctors and... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-1711-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Laughing Baby Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A baby boy was just born. He had all his pieces and looked quite normal, except that he was laughing - I mean laughing real hard. All the doctors and... Answer:: The birth control pill. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/1727/little-johnny-was-sitting-outside-a-church-playing-with-sulphuric-acid-the-priest-came-up-to-him https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-1727-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Battery Acid Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Little Johnny was sitting outside a church playing with sulphuric acid. The priest came up to him and said "Child why are you playing with sulphuric a... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-1727-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Battery Acid Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Little Johnny was sitting outside a church playing with sulphuric acid. The priest came up to him and said "Child why are you playing with sulph... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/1753/a-teacher-was-having-trouble-teaching-arithmetic-to-one-little-boy-so-she-said-if-you-reached-in https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-1753-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Arithmetic Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to one little boy. So she said, "If you reached in your right pocket and found a nickel, and you reac... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-1753-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Arithmetic Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to one little boy. So she said, "If you reached in your right pocket and found a nickel, and yo... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/1779/1-never-trust-a-dog-to-watch-your-food-2-when-your-dad-is-mad-and-asks-you-do-i-look-stupid https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-1779-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Advice From Kids Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: 1. Never trust a dog to watch your food. 2. When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't answer him. 3. Never tell your mom her diet's... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-1779-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Advice From Kids Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: 1. Never trust a dog to watch your food. 2. When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't answer him. 3. Never tell your m... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/1784/a-teacher-was-working-with-a-group-of-children-trying-to-broaden-their-horizons-through-sensory https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-1784-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Lifesaver Taste Test Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their horizons through sensory perception. She brought in a variety of lifesavers an... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-1784-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Lifesaver Taste Test Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their horizons through sensory perception. She brought in a variety of lifesavers a... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/1792/in-the-cafeteria-of-a-catholic-school-the-children-were-lined-up-for-lunch-at-the-head-of-the https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-1792-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg God is Watching Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: In the cafeteria of a Catholic school, the children were lined up for lunch. At the head of the line was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note a... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-1792-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg God is Watching Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: In the cafeteria of a Catholic school, the children were lined up for lunch. At the head of the line was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/1821/a-little-boy-opened-the-big-and-old-family-bible-with-fascination-he-looked-at-the-old-pages-as-he https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-1821-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg A Little Boy and the Bible Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, he looked at the old pages as he turned them. Then something fell out of the Bible... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-1821-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg A Little Boy and the Bible Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, he looked at the old pages as he turned them. Then something fell out of the Bible... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/1825/a-teacher-was-teaching-a-class-about-the-big-bang-theory-she-asked-mikey-to-go-outside-and-observe https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-1825-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Is god real Square Joke Meme Joke: October 5th is World Teachers' Day! Answer:: A teacher was teaching a class about the big bang theory. She asked Mikey to go outside and observe his surroundings. She then asked... "Mikey did you... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-1825-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Is god real Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A teacher was teaching a class about the big bang theory. She asked Mikey to go outside and observe his surroundings. She then asked... "Mikey d... Answer:: October 5th is World Teachers' Day! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/1829/a-little-boy-had-just-got-home-from-sunday-school-and-mom-was-cooking-lunch-mommy-is-it-true https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-1829-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Dust to Dust Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A little boy had just got home from Sunday School and mom was cooking lunch. "Mommy, is it true that before you're born you're just dust and after you... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-1829-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Dust to Dust Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A little boy had just got home from Sunday School and mom was cooking lunch. "Mommy, is it true that before you're born you're just dust and aft... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/1831/a-little-boy-was-attending-his-first-wedding-after-the-service-his-cousin-asked-him-how-many https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-1831-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg How many women can a man marry%3F Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A little boy was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, "How many women can a man marry?" "Sixteen," the boy responded.... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-1831-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg How many women can a man marry%3F Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A little boy was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, "How many women can a man marry?" "Sixteen,&quo... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/1834/two-small-boys-not-yet-old-enough-to-be-in-school-were-overheard-talking-at-the-zoo-one-day-my https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-1834-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg My Dad%27s a Lawer Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day. "My name is Billy. What's yours?" asked the first boy.... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-1834-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg My Dad%27s a Lawer Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day. "My name is Billy. What's yours?" asked the... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/1887/teacher-asked-can-you-pay-a-little-attention-to-this-lesson https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-1887-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Pay Attention Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Student answered, "I am trying my best to pay as little attention as I can!" Answer:: Teacher asked, "Can you pay a little attention to this lesson?" | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-1887-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Pay Attention Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Teacher asked, "Can you pay a little attention to this lesson?" Answer:: Student answered, "I am trying my best to pay as little attention as I can!" | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/1908/how-do-the-kids-of-dentists-get-around-the-neighborhood https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-1908-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Dentists Kids Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: On Molar-Skates. Answer:: How do the kids of dentists get around the neighborhood? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-1908-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Dentists Kids Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: How do the kids of dentists get around the neighborhood? Answer:: On Molar-Skates. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/1927/a-teacher-asked-her-class-what-do-you-want-out-of-life-a-little-girl-in-the-back-row-raised-her https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-1927-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Four Little Animals Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A teacher asked her class, "What do you want out of life?" A little girl in the back row raised her hand and said, "All I want out of life is four lit... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-1927-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Four Little Animals Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A teacher asked her class, "What do you want out of life?" A little girl in the back row raised her hand and said, "All I want out of... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/1994/a-man-scolded-his-son-for-being-so-unruly-and-the-child-rebelled-against-his-father-he-got-some-of https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-1994-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg I%27m running away from home. Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A man scolded his son for being so unruly and the child rebelled against his father. He got some of his clothes, his teddy bear, and his piggy bank an... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-1994-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg I%27m running away from home. Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A man scolded his son for being so unruly and the child rebelled against his father. He got some of his clothes, his teddy bear, and his piggy bank a... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/2004/a-little-boy-went-to-the-bathroom-at-school-but-when-he-went-to-wipe-his-bum-there-was-no-toilet https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-2004-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg A Leprechaun in my hands Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A little boy went to the bathroom at school, but when he went to wipe his bum, there was no toilet paper so he used his hands. When he got back to cla... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-2004-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg A Leprechaun in my hands Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A little boy went to the bathroom at school, but when he went to wipe his bum, there was no toilet paper so he used his hands. When he got back to cl... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/2005/the-new-librarian-decided-that-instead-of-checking-out-childrens-books-by-writing-the-names-of https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-2005-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg New Librarian Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: The new Librarian decided that instead of checking out children's books by writing the names of borrowers on the book cards herself, she would have th... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-2005-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg New Librarian Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: The new Librarian decided that instead of checking out children's books by writing the names of borrowers on the book cards herself, she would have t... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/2046/a-baby-was-born-that-was-so-advanced-that-he-could-talk-he-looked-around-the-delivery-room-and-saw https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-2046-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg The Advanced Baby Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A baby was born that was so advanced that he could talk. He looked around the delivery room and saw the doctor. "Are you my doctor?" he asked. "Yes, I... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-2046-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg The Advanced Baby Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A baby was born that was so advanced that he could talk. He looked around the delivery room and saw the doctor. "Are you my doctor?" he ask... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/2076/yo-momma-is-so-stupid-she-drowned-in-the-shower https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-2076-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Yo momma.. So Stupid Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Yo momma is so stupid she drowned in the shower. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-2076-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Yo momma.. So Stupid Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Yo momma is so stupid she drowned in the shower. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/2143/five-year-old-alan-tells-his-kindergarten-teacher-that-he-has-a-new-baby-brother-called-spot https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-2143-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg The New Brother Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Five year old Alan tells his kindergarten teacher that he has a new baby brother, called Spot. "Spot?" says the teacher. "Are you sure it's not a pupp... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-2143-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg The New Brother Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Five year old Alan tells his kindergarten teacher that he has a new baby brother, called Spot. "Spot?" says the teacher. "Are you sure... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/2186/where-can-you-find-a-dog-with-no-legs https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-2186-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Dog with no legs joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Right where you left it. Answer:: Where can you find a dog with no legs? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-2186-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Dog with no legs joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Where can you find a dog with no legs? Answer:: Right where you left it. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/2192/the-children-in-the-sunday-school-class-were-asked-by-their-teacher-to-draw-pictures-of-their https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-2192-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Flight to Egypt Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: The children in the Sunday school class were asked by their teacher to draw pictures of their favorite Bible stories. When she looked at little Ricky'... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-2192-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Flight to Egypt Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: The children in the Sunday school class were asked by their teacher to draw pictures of their favorite Bible stories. When she looked at little Ricky... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/2217/when-a-women-found-out-that-she-was-pregnant-she-lit-up-the-phone-lines-telling-everyone-the-good https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-2217-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Name of the Child Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: When a women found out that she was pregnant, she lit up the phone lines telling everyone the good news. One day, she took her 4 year old son, Sam, ou... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-2217-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Name of the Child Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: When a women found out that she was pregnant, she lit up the phone lines telling everyone the good news. One day, she took her 4 year old son, Sam, o... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/2221/my-husband-and-i-had-just-finished-tucking-our-five-young-ones-into-bed-one-evening-when-we-heard https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-2221-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg The Lost Coin%3F Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: My husband and I had just finished tucking our five young ones into bed one evening when we heard sobbing coming from three-year-old Bobby's room. Rus... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-2221-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg The Lost Coin%3F Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: My husband and I had just finished tucking our five young ones into bed one evening when we heard sobbing coming from three-year-old Bobby's room. Ru... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/2231/two-children-ordered-their-mother-to-stay-in-bed-one-mothers-day-morning-as-the-smell-of-bacon https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-2231-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Mother%27s Day Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Two children ordered their mother to stay in bed one Mother's Day morning. As the smell of bacon floated up from the kitchen, she lay in eager anticip... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-2231-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Mother%27s Day Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Two children ordered their mother to stay in bed one Mother's Day morning. As the smell of bacon floated up from the kitchen, she lay in eager antici... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/2246/five-year-old-bella-answered-the-door-when-the-census-taker-came-by-she-told-the-census-taker-that https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-2246-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg My dad%27s a doctor. Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Five year old Bella answered the door when the census taker came by. She told the census taker that her daddy was a doctor and wasn't home, because he... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-2246-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg My dad%27s a doctor. Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Five year old Bella answered the door when the census taker came by. She told the census taker that her daddy was a doctor and wasn't home, because h... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/2313/what-are-a-blondes-first-words-after-4-years-of-college https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-2313-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Blondes At College Square Joke Meme Joke: "Would you like fries with that?" Answer:: What are a blonde's first words after 4 years of college? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-2313-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Blondes At College Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What are a blonde's first words after 4 years of college? Answer:: "Would you like fries with that?" | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/2314/while-proudly-showing-off-his-new-apartment-to-friends-a-college-student-led-the-way-into-the-den https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-2314-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Talking Clock Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den. "What is the big brass gong and hammer for?" one o... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-2314-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Talking Clock Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den. "What is the big brass gong and hammer for?&... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/2343/brian-called-up-his-mom-from-humbolt-college-and-asked-her-for-some-more-spending-money-because-he https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-2343-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg College Money Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Brian called up his mom from Humbolt College and asked her for some more spending money, because he had spent it all on Totino's Party Pizzas. Mom sai... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-2343-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg College Money Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Brian called up his mom from Humbolt College and asked her for some more spending money, because he had spent it all on Totino's Party Pizzas. Mom sa... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/2352/how-many-software-people-does-it-take-to-screw-in-a-light-bulb https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-2352-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Software Designer Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: None. That's a hardware problem. Answer:: How many software people does it take to screw in a light bulb? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-2352-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Software Designer Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: How many software people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Answer:: None. That's a hardware problem. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/2355/three-college-professors-were-driving-down-the-highway-at-a-very-slow-speed-a-policeman-pulled https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-2355-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Three college professors were driving joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Three college professors were driving down the highway at a very slow speed. A policeman pulled them over and explained that driving so slowly on the... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-2355-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Three college professors were driving joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Three college professors were driving down the highway at a very slow speed. A policeman pulled them over and explained that driving so slowly on the... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/2418/why-do-mathematicians-always-confuse-halloween-and-christmas https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-2418-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Halloween and Christmas Square Joke Meme Joke: Because 31/8(oct) and 25/10 (dec):31 in base 8 = 25 in base 10,25=8*3 + 1,25= 10*2 + 5. Answer:: Why do mathematicians always confuse Halloween and Christmas? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-2418-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Halloween and Christmas Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why do mathematicians always confuse Halloween and Christmas? Answer:: Because 31/8(oct) and 25/10 (dec):31 in base 8 = 25 in base 10,25=8*3 + 1,25= 10*2 + 5. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/2521/what-do-you-do-when-your-nose-goes-on-strike https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-2521-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg What do you do when your nose goes on strike Square Joke Meme Joke: You pick-it! Answer:: What do you do when your nose goes on strike? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-2521-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg What do you do when your nose goes on strike Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you do when your nose goes on strike? Answer:: You pick-it! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/2528/what-do-the-star-trek-enterprise-and-toilet-paper-have-in-common https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-2528-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Star Trek And Toilet Paper Square Joke Meme Joke: They both circle around Uranus searching for Klingons! Answer:: What do the Star Trek Enterprise and toilet paper have in common? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-2528-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Star Trek And Toilet Paper Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do the Star Trek Enterprise and toilet paper have in common? Answer:: They both circle around Uranus searching for Klingons! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/2548/what-do-you-call-a-lesbian-with-fat-fingers https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-2548-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Lesbian with Fat Fingers Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Well hung. Answer:: What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-2548-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Lesbian with Fat Fingers Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers? Answer:: Well hung. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/2563/if-jack-helped-you-off-your-horse-later-would-you-return-the-favor-and-help-jack-off-his-horse https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-2563-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Jack Off dilema%3F Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: If Jack helped you off your horse, later would you return the favor and help Jack off his horse? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-2563-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Jack Off dilema%3F Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: If Jack helped you off your horse, later would you return the favor and help Jack off his horse? Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/2600/one-day-shortly-after-the-birth-of-their-new-baby-the-mother-had-to-go-out-to-do-some-errands-so https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-2600-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg New Baby Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: One day, shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to go out to do some errands, so the proud father stayed home to watch his wonderfu... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-2600-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg New Baby Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: One day, shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to go out to do some errands, so the proud father stayed home to watch his wonderf... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/2687/the-gap-between-your-teeth-is-so-big-i-dont-know-whether-to-smile-back-or-kick-a-field-goal https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-2687-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Gap Smile Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: The gap between your teeth is so big, I don't know whether to smile back or kick a field goal. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-2687-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Gap Smile Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: The gap between your teeth is so big, I don't know whether to smile back or kick a field goal. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/2688/your-momma-is-so-stupid-she-took-a-ruler-to-bed-to-see-how-long-she-slept https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-2688-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Yo mamma so stupid she took a ruler to bed... Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Your momma is so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-2688-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Yo mamma so stupid she took a ruler to bed... Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Your momma is so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/2689/youre-so-fat-when-you-sit-around-the-house-you-really-sit-around-the-house https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-2689-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Around the House Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: You're so fat, when you sit around the house, you really sit around the house. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-2689-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Around the House Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: You're so fat, when you sit around the house, you really sit around the house. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/2690/youre-so-ugly-when-you-go-outside-your-arrested-for-indecent-exposure https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-2690-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Looks are Indecent Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: You're so ugly when you go outside your arrested for indecent exposure. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-2690-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Looks are Indecent Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: You're so ugly when you go outside your arrested for indecent exposure. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/2691/you-were-so-ugly-as-a-baby-you-were-the-poster-child-on-the-birth-control-posters https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-2691-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg You were an ugly baby Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: You were so ugly as a baby you were the poster child on the birth control posters. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-2691-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg You were an ugly baby Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: You were so ugly as a baby you were the poster child on the birth control posters. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/2694/i-never-forget-a-face-however-in-your-case-ill-be-glad-to-make-an-exception-groucho-marx https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-2694-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg I never forget a face Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: "I never forget a face. However, in your case, I'll be glad to make an exception." -Groucho Marx | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-2694-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg I never forget a face Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: "I never forget a face. However, in your case, I'll be glad to make an exception." -Groucho Marx Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/2695/people-say-you-are-the-perfect-idiot-i-say-you-are-not-perfect-but-you-are-doing-pretty-good https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-2695-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Perfect Idiot Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: People say you are the perfect idiot. I say you are not perfect, but you are doing pretty good. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-2695-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Perfect Idiot Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: People say you are the perfect idiot. I say you are not perfect, but you are doing pretty good. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/2696/how-do-you-confuse-a-stupid-person https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-2696-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Round Room Square Joke Meme Joke: Put them in a round room and tell them to sit in the corner. Answer:: How do you confuse a stupid person? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-2696-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Round Room Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: How do you confuse a stupid person? Answer:: Put them in a round room and tell them to sit in the corner. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/2698/roses-are-red-violets-are-blue-i-thought-i-was-stupid-then-i-met-you https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-2698-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg I though I was stupid Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thought I was stupid, Then I met you! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-2698-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg I though I was stupid Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thought I was stupid, Then I met you! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/2699/youre-so-stupid-that-you-sold-your-car-for-gas-money https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-2699-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg You%27re So Stupid You... Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: You're so stupid that you sold your car for gas money! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-2699-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg You%27re So Stupid You... Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: You're so stupid that you sold your car for gas money! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/2700/youre-so-stupid-you-tried-to-kill-a-bird-by-throwing-it-off-a-cliff https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-2700-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Killing a Bird Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: You're so stupid, you tried to kill a bird by throwing it off a cliff. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-2700-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Killing a Bird Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: You're so stupid, you tried to kill a bird by throwing it off a cliff. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/2701/your-so-stupid-you-invented-glow-in-the-dark-sun-glasses https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-2701-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Solar Powered Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Your so stupid you invented glow in the dark sun glasses! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-2701-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Solar Powered Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Your so stupid you invented glow in the dark sun glasses! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/2702/youre-so-dumb-you-invented-water-proof-tea-bags https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-2702-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Waterproof Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: You're so dumb you invented water proof tea bags! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-2702-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Waterproof Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: You're so dumb you invented water proof tea bags! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/2704/youre-so-ugly-you-cant-even-turn-on-a-lightbulb https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-2704-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg You%27re so ugly... Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: You're so ugly, you can't even turn on a lightbulb! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-2704-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg You%27re so ugly... Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: You're so ugly, you can't even turn on a lightbulb! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/2705/youre-so-fat-that-everybody-has-to-talk-behind-your-back https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-2705-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg You%27re so fat... Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: You're so fat that everybody has to talk behind your back! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-2705-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg You%27re so fat... Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: You're so fat that everybody has to talk behind your back! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/2706/youre-so-stupid-that-when-you-send-a-fax-you-put-a-stamp-on-it https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-2706-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg You%27re so stupid........FAX Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: You're so stupid that when you send a FAX you put a stamp on it. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-2706-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg You%27re so stupid........FAX Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: You're so stupid that when you send a FAX you put a stamp on it. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/2708/why-dont-you-slip-into-something-comfortable-like-a-coma https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-2708-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Be Comfortable Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Why don't you slip into something comfortable. Like a coma. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-2708-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Be Comfortable Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why don't you slip into something comfortable. Like a coma. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/2709/i-havent-seen-anyone-run-that-fast-since-twinkies-went-on-sale https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-2709-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg You run for Twinkies Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I haven't seen anyone run that fast since Twinkies went on sale. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-2709-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg You run for Twinkies Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I haven't seen anyone run that fast since Twinkies went on sale. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/2711/i-would-punch-you-but-i-couldnt-make-you-any-uglier https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-2711-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg How about a Hawaiian Punch Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I would punch you but I couldn't make you any uglier. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-2711-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg How about a Hawaiian Punch Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I would punch you but I couldn't make you any uglier. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/2757/roses-are-red-violets-are-blue-yo-momma-is-ugly-and-she-looks-just-like-you https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-2757-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg A Limerick From Me to You Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Roses are red, Violets are blue. Yo momma is ugly, And she looks just like you. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-2757-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg A Limerick From Me to You Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Roses are red, Violets are blue. Yo momma is ugly, And she looks just like you. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/2861/i-heard-some-guys-talking-about-you-yesterday-one-said-that-you-werent-fit-to-sleep-with-pigs https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-2861-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Sleeping With Pigs Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I heard some guys talking about you yesterday. One said that you weren't fit to sleep with pigs, but I stuck up for you; I said you were! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-2861-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Sleeping With Pigs Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I heard some guys talking about you yesterday. One said that you weren't fit to sleep with pigs, but I stuck up for you; I said you were! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/2883/a-man-comes-to-dinner-at-a-new-friends-house-while-they-eat-the-new-friends-small-son-keeps https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-2883-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Self Made Man Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A man comes to dinner at a new friend's house. While they eat, the new friend's small son keeps staring at the guest. Finally, the guest says, 'Why ar... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-2883-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Self Made Man Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A man comes to dinner at a new friend's house. While they eat, the new friend's small son keeps staring at the guest. Finally, the guest says, 'Why a... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/2894/a-bald-man-with-a-wooden-leg-gets-invited-to-a-halloween-party-he-doesnt-know-what-costume-to https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-2894-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Perfect Halloween Costume Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A bald man with a wooden leg gets invited to a Halloween party. He doesn't know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg so he writes to a co... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-2894-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Perfect Halloween Costume Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A bald man with a wooden leg gets invited to a Halloween party. He doesn't know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg so he writes to a c... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/2896/you-are-not-as-stupid-as-you-look-that-would-be-impossible https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-2896-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg As stupid as you look joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: You are not as stupid as you look. That would be impossible. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-2896-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg As stupid as you look joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: You are not as stupid as you look. That would be impossible. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/2933/tommy-was-dying-his-wife-was-with-him-standing-next-to-his-bed-as-he-was-drawing-his-last-few https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-2933-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Revenge From the Grave%21 Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Tommy was dying. His wife was with him, standing next to his bed. As he was drawing his last few breaths, he gasped, "Helen, I have one last request."... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-2933-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Revenge From the Grave%21 Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Tommy was dying. His wife was with him, standing next to his bed. As he was drawing his last few breaths, he gasped, "Helen, I have one last req... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/2963/knock-knock-whos-there-anita-anita-who-anita-really-warm-place-to-sleep-tonight-its-cold-out https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-2963-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Who%27s There%3F Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Knock Knock. Who's there? Anita. Anita who? Anita really warm place to sleep tonight, it's cold out here. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-2963-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Who%27s There%3F Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Knock Knock. Who's there? Anita. Anita who? Anita really warm place to sleep tonight, it's cold out here. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/2966/knock-knock-whos-there-dwayne-dwayne-who-dwayne-the-bathtub-mommy-im-dwowning https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-2966-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Knock%2C knock it%27s Dwayne Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Knock, knock. Who's there? Dwayne Dwayne who? Dwayne the bathtub mommy, I'm dwowning. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-2966-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Knock%2C knock it%27s Dwayne Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Knock, knock. Who's there? Dwayne Dwayne who? Dwayne the bathtub mommy, I'm dwowning. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/2969/knock-knock-whos-there-madam-madam-who https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-2969-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Madam Square Joke Meme Joke: Madam foot's caught in the door! Answer:: Knock Knock Who's there? Madam Madam who? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-2969-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Madam Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Knock Knock Who's there? Madam Madam who? Answer:: Madam foot's caught in the door! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/2977/knock-knock-whos-there-hatch-hatch-who-bless-you https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-2977-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Knock Knock Hatch Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Knock Knock? who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? Bless you. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-2977-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Knock Knock Hatch Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Knock Knock? who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? Bless you. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/3011/knock-knock-whos-there-frayed-frayed-who-frayed-no-ones-going-to-answer-the-door https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-3011-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Frayed Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Knock-Knock! Who's there? Frayed. Frayed who? Frayed no one's going to answer the door. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-3011-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Frayed Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Knock-Knock! Who's there? Frayed. Frayed who? Frayed no one's going to answer the door. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/3104/knock-knock-whos-there-cows-go-cows-go-who-no-silly-cows-go-moo https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-3104-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Cow Knock Knock Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Knock, Knock Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who? No, silly! Cows go moo! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-3104-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Cow Knock Knock Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Knock, Knock Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who? No, silly! Cows go moo! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/3135/a-big-city-lawyer-went-duck-hunting-in-south-louisiana-he-shot-and-dropped-a-bird-but-it-fell https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-3135-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Lousiana Law Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A big-city lawyer went duck hunting in South Louisiana. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence. As... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-3135-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Lousiana Law Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A big-city lawyer went duck hunting in South Louisiana. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence. A... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/3154/why-does-the-law-prohibit-sex-between-lawyers-and-their-clients https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-3154-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Lawyer Services Square Joke Meme Joke: To prevent clients from being screwed twice! Answer:: Why does the law prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-3154-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Lawyer Services Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why does the law prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? Answer:: To prevent clients from being screwed twice! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/3156/whats-the-difference-between-a-dry-cleaner-and-a-lawyer https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-3156-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Lawyer vs Dry Cleaner Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: The cleaner pays if he loses your suit. A lawyer can lose your suit and still take you to the cleaners. Answer:: What's the difference between a dry cleaner and a lawyer? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-3156-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Lawyer vs Dry Cleaner Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What's the difference between a dry cleaner and a lawyer? Answer:: The cleaner pays if he loses your suit. A lawyer can lose your suit and still take you to the cleaners. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/3168/hear-about-the-new-sushi-bar-that-caters-exclusively-to-lawyers https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-3168-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Lawyers Love Sushi Square Joke Meme Joke: It's called, Sosumi. Answer:: Hear about the new sushi bar that caters exclusively to lawyers? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-3168-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Lawyers Love Sushi Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Hear about the new sushi bar that caters exclusively to lawyers? Answer:: It's called, Sosumi. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/3205/brett-and-ruth-who-were-both-judges-were-each-cited-for-speeding-and-had-the-same-date-to-appear https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-3205-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Duelling Judges Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Brett and Ruth, who were both judges, were each cited for speeding and had the same date to appear in court. However, when they arrived at court on th... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-3205-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Duelling Judges Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Brett and Ruth, who were both judges, were each cited for speeding and had the same date to appear in court. However, when they arrived at court on t... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/3206/a-stingy-old-lawyer-who-had-been-diagnosed-with-a-terminal-illness-was-determined-to-prove-wrong https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-3206-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Pillow Cases Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined to prove wrong the saying, "You can't take it with you." After much... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-3206-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Pillow Cases Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined to prove wrong the saying, "You can't take it with you."... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/3234/999-of-all-lawyers-make-the-other-ones-look-bad https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-3234-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Interesting Statistic... Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: 99.9% of all lawyers make the other ones look bad. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-3234-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Interesting Statistic... Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: 99.9% of all lawyers make the other ones look bad. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/3252/a-man-who-had-been-caught-embezzling-millions-from-his-employer-went-to-a-lawyer-seeking-defense https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-3252-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg You%27ll never have to go to jail with all that money Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A man who had been caught embezzling millions from his employer went to a lawyer seeking defense. He didn't want to go to jail, but his lawyer told hi... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-3252-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg You%27ll never have to go to jail with all that money Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A man who had been caught embezzling millions from his employer went to a lawyer seeking defense. He didn't want to go to jail, but his lawyer told h... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/3254/a-lawyer-calls-his-client-to-tell-him-about-his-fee-schedule-alright-the-lawyer-says-looking https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-3254-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg That%27s My Car%21 Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee schedule. "Alright," the lawyer says, looking through his papers. "You owe me $1000 down and $417.... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-3254-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg That%27s My Car%21 Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee schedule. "Alright," the lawyer says, looking through his papers. "You owe me $100... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/3260/a-judge-was-instructing-the-jury-that-because-a-witness-changed-his-statement-after-giving-it-to https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-3260-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Gold Watch Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A judge was instructing the jury that because a witness changed his statement after giving it to the police, he should not necessarily be regarded as... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-3260-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Gold Watch Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A judge was instructing the jury that because a witness changed his statement after giving it to the police, he should not necessarily be regarded as... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/3291/how-many-aerobics-instructors-does-it-take-to-change-a-lightbulb https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-3291-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Aerobic Instructors Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Five. Four to do it in perfect synchrony and one to stand there going "To the left, and to the left, and to the left, and to the left, and take it out... Answer:: How many aerobics instructors does it take to change a lightbulb? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-3291-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Aerobic Instructors Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: How many aerobics instructors does it take to change a lightbulb? Answer:: Five. Four to do it in perfect synchrony and one to stand there going "To the left, and to the left, and to the left, and to the left, and take it out... | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/3304/how-many-existentialists-does-it-take-to-change-a-light-bulb https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-3304-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Existentialists Square Joke Meme Joke: What light bulb? Answer:: How many Existentialists does it take to change a light bulb? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-3304-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Existentialists Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: How many Existentialists does it take to change a light bulb? Answer:: What light bulb? | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/3361/a-middle-aged-guy-is-out-to-dinner-with-his-wife-to-celebrate-her-fortieth-birthday-he-says-so https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-3361-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Birthday Presents Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A middle-aged guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her fortieth birthday. He says, "So what would you like, Hillary? A Porsche? A sable coa... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-3361-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Birthday Presents Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A middle-aged guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her fortieth birthday. He says, "So what would you like, Hillary? A Porsche? A sab... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/3457/an-italian-doctor-was-having-an-affair-with-his-nurse-shortly-afterward-she-told-him-she-was https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-3457-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg An Italian Doctor was Having... Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: An Italian doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nur... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-3457-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg An Italian Doctor was Having... Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: An Italian doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nu... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/3502/what-is-the-medical-term-for-a-woman-getting-a-sex-change https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-3502-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Sex Change Square Joke Meme Joke: An adadictomy (add-a-dick-to-me) Answer:: What is the medical term for a woman getting a sex change? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-3502-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Sex Change Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What is the medical term for a woman getting a sex change? Answer:: An adadictomy (add-a-dick-to-me) | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/3534/i-read-all-the-way-through-a-medical-dictionary-and-found-that-the-only-thing-in-it-i-dont-have https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-3534-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Everything But . . . . Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I read all the way through a medical dictionary, and found that the only thing in it I DON'T have is hypochondria! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-3534-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Everything But . . . . Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I read all the way through a medical dictionary, and found that the only thing in it I DON'T have is hypochondria! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/3544/what-is-a-cheerleaders-favorite-drink https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-3544-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Cheerleader%27s favorite drink Square Joke Meme Joke: Root Beer! Answer:: What is a cheerleader's favorite drink? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-3544-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Cheerleader%27s favorite drink Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What is a cheerleader's favorite drink? Answer:: Root Beer! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/3549/what-did-one-virus-say-to-the-other-virus https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-3549-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Viral Virus Square Joke Meme Joke: Keep away from me, I think I've got penicillin! Answer:: What did one virus say to the other virus? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-3549-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Viral Virus Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What did one virus say to the other virus? Answer:: Keep away from me, I think I've got penicillin! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/3559/did-you-know-that-in-the-human-body-there-is-a-nerve-that-connects-the-eyeball-to-the-anus-it-is https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-3559-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg A nerve that connects the eyeball Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Did you know that in the human body, there is a nerve that connects the eyeball to the anus? It is called the anal optic nerve. It is responsible for... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-3559-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg A nerve that connects the eyeball Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Did you know that in the human body, there is a nerve that connects the eyeball to the anus? It is called the anal optic nerve. It is responsible for... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/3603/one-halloween-a-man-was-walking-down-the-street-and-heard-a-thumping-noise-behind-him-looking https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-3603-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg One Halloween Night.... Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: One Halloween a man was walking down the street and heard a thumping noise behind him. Looking behind him he saw a coffin following him, upright. He w... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-3603-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg One Halloween Night.... Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: One Halloween a man was walking down the street and heard a thumping noise behind him. Looking behind him he saw a coffin following him, upright. He... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/3604/a-grandfather-bought-a-hobby-horse-by-mail-order-as-a-christmas-present-for-his-granddaughter-the https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-3604-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Grandpa%27s Revenge%21 Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A grandfather bought a hobby-horse by mail order as a Christmas present for his granddaughter. The toy arrived in 189 pieces. The instructions said th... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-3604-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Grandpa%27s Revenge%21 Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A grandfather bought a hobby-horse by mail order as a Christmas present for his granddaughter. The toy arrived in 189 pieces. The instructions said t... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/3609/one-halloween-a-boy-dressed-up-as-a-cowboy-he-went-to-a-house-and-an-elderly-lady-opened-the https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-3609-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Halloween Cowboy Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: One Halloween, a boy dressed up as a cowboy. He went to a house, and an elderly lady opened the door. She said, "What might you be?" and the kid in fr... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-3609-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Halloween Cowboy Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: One Halloween, a boy dressed up as a cowboy. He went to a house, and an elderly lady opened the door. She said, "What might you be?" and th... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/3626/a-man-was-driving-home-late-one-afternoon-above-the-speed-limit-he-noticed-a-police-car-with-its https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-3626-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg A good excuse Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A man was driving home late one afternoon above the speed limit. He noticed a police car with its red lights in his rearview mirror. He thought, "I ca... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-3626-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg A good excuse Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A man was driving home late one afternoon above the speed limit. He noticed a police car with its red lights in his rearview mirror. He thought, &quo... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/3634/a-husband-wife-are-talking-husband-how-many-times-have-you-cheated-on-me-wife-only-twice https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-3634-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Cheating On Your Husband Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A husband wife are talking. Husband: "How many times have you cheated on me?" Wife: "Only twice." Husband: "Tell me about them." Wife: "Remember when... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-3634-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Cheating On Your Husband Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A husband wife are talking. Husband: "How many times have you cheated on me?" Wife: "Only twice." Husband: "Tell me about t... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/3653/how-many-men-does-it-take-to-change-a-roll-of-toilet-paper https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-3653-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Toilet Paper Crisis Square Joke Meme Joke: We don't know, it has never happened. Answer:: How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-3653-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Toilet Paper Crisis Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? Answer:: We don't know, it has never happened. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/3654/a-man-has-just-been-in-a-car-accident-and-has-severe-brain-damage-so-his-sister-is-called-in-to https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-3654-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg The Brains Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A man has just been in a car accident and has severe brain damage. So his sister is called in to take care of his medical decisions. First off, the do... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-3654-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg The Brains Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A man has just been in a car accident and has severe brain damage. So his sister is called in to take care of his medical decisions. First off, the d... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/3667/a-woman-went-into-a-store-to-buy-her-husband-a-pet-for-his-birthday-after-looking-around-she https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-3667-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his birthday. After looking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive. She told t... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-3667-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his birthday. After looking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive. She told... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/3675/a-blonde-was-visiting-washington-dc-for-the-first-time-she-wanted-to-see-the-capitol-building https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-3675-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg The Blonde and the Bus Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. She wanted to see the Capitol building. Unfortunately, she couldn't find it, so she asked a p... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-3675-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg The Blonde and the Bus Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. She wanted to see the Capitol building. Unfortunately, she couldn't find it, so she asked a... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/3700/a-husband-so-proud-of-the-fact-that-his-wife-had-given-birth-to-6-children-begins-to-call-her https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-3700-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg The Proud father Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A husband, so proud of the fact that his wife had given birth to 6 children, begins to call her "mother of six" rather than by her first name. The wif... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-3700-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg The Proud father Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A husband, so proud of the fact that his wife had given birth to 6 children, begins to call her "mother of six" rather than by her first na... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/3742/a-man-boards-an-airplane-and-takes-his-seat-as-he-settles-in-he-glances-up-and-sees-the-most https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-3742-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Nympho%21 Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A man boards an airplane and takes his seat. As he settles in, he glances up and sees the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realizes th... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-3742-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Nympho%21 Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A man boards an airplane and takes his seat. As he settles in, he glances up and sees the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realizes t... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/3750/a-man-phones-home-from-the-office-and-tells-his-wife-something-has-just-come-up-i-have-the https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-3750-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Fishing Pajamas Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A man phones home from the office and tells his wife, "Something has just come up. I have the chance to go fishing for a week. It's the opportunity of... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-3750-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Fishing Pajamas Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A man phones home from the office and tells his wife, "Something has just come up. I have the chance to go fishing for a week. It's the opportun... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/3764/a-teenager-comes-home-from-school-with-a-writing-assignment-he-asks-his-father-for-help-dad-can https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-3764-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Potential vs Reality Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A teenager comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father for help. "Dad, can you tell me the difference between potential and r... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-3764-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Potential vs Reality Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A teenager comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father for help. "Dad, can you tell me the difference between potential... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/3770/a-man-lay-sprawled-across-three-entire-seats-in-the-posh-theatre-when-the-usher-came-by-and https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-3770-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg At the Theatre Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theatre. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man, "Sorry, sir, but y... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-3770-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg At the Theatre Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theatre. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man, "Sorry, sir,... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/3790/a-group-of-girlfriends-is-on-vacation-when-they-see-a-5-story-hotel-with-a-sign-that-reads-for https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-3790-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg For Women Only Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-3790-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg For Women Only Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/3836/psychiatrist-whats-your-problem-patient-i-think-im-a-chicken-psychiatrist-how-long-has https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-3836-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg I think I%27m chicken Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Psychiatrist: What's your problem? Patient: I think I'm a chicken. Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on? Patient: Ever since I was an egg! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-3836-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg I think I%27m chicken Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Psychiatrist: What's your problem? Patient: I think I'm a chicken. Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on? Patient: Ever since I was an egg... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/3845/an-elderly-woman-decided-to-have-her-portrait-painted-she-said-to-the-artist-paint-me-with https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-3845-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg An Elderly Woman... Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: An elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted. She said to the artist, "Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets,... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-3845-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg An Elderly Woman... Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: An elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted. She said to the artist, "Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald brac... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/3856/a-fellow-was-talking-to-his-buddy-and-he-said-i-dont-know-what-to-get-my-wife-for-her-birthday https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-3856-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Gift of Freedom%3F Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A fellow was talking to his buddy, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and besides, she can afford to... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-3856-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Gift of Freedom%3F Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A fellow was talking to his buddy, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and besides, she can aff... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/3873/three-men-go-golfing-together-one-day-when-they-get-to-the-third-hole-one-said-to-the-other-how https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-3873-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Cannibal Family Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Three men go golfing together one day. When they get to the Third hole, one said to the other, "How did you manage to get your wife to allow you to pl... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-3873-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Cannibal Family Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Three men go golfing together one day. When they get to the Third hole, one said to the other, "How did you manage to get your wife to allow you... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/3874/you-might-be-a-redneck-if https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-3874-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Redneck Screen Door Square Joke Meme Joke: Your screen door has no screen. Answer:: You might be a redneck if...? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-3874-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Redneck Screen Door Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: You might be a redneck if...? Answer:: Your screen door has no screen. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/3934/a-man-was-sick-and-tired-of-going-to-work-every-day-while-his-wife-stayed-home-he-wanted-her-to https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-3934-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg The Switch Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed, "Dear Lord, I... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-3934-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg The Switch Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed, "Dear Lo... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/3945/two-men-were-talking-so-hows-your-sex-life-oh-nothing-special-im-having-social-security https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-3945-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Social Security Sex Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Two men were talking. "So, how's your sex life?" "Oh, nothing special. I'm having Social Security sex." "Social Security sex?" "Yeah, you know: I get... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-3945-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Social Security Sex Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Two men were talking. "So, how's your sex life?" "Oh, nothing special. I'm having Social Security sex." "Social Security sex... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/4059/a-couple-had-been-debating-buying-a-vehicle-for-weeks-he-wanted-a-truck-she-wanted-a-fast-little https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-4059-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Zero to 200 Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A couple had been debating buying a vehicle for weeks. He wanted a truck. She wanted a fast little sports car so she could zip through traffic around... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-4059-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Zero to 200 Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A couple had been debating buying a vehicle for weeks. He wanted a truck. She wanted a fast little sports car so she could zip through traffic around... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/4092/why-dont-vegetarian-women-scream-during-orgasms https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-4092-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Vegetarian Woman Square Joke Meme Joke: They refuse to admit that a piece of meat gives them pleasure! Answer:: Why don't vegetarian women scream during orgasms? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-4092-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Vegetarian Woman Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why don't vegetarian women scream during orgasms? Answer:: They refuse to admit that a piece of meat gives them pleasure! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/4096/prior-to-her-trip-to-texas-buffy-a-new-yorker-confided-to-her-sorority-sisters-she-had-three https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-4096-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Texas Trip Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Prior to her trip to Texas, Buffy (a New Yorker) confided to her sorority sisters she had three goals for her trip to the Lone Star State. She wanted... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-4096-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Texas Trip Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Prior to her trip to Texas, Buffy (a New Yorker) confided to her sorority sisters she had three goals for her trip to the Lone Star State. She wanted... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/4104/a-cat-was-chasing-a-rooster-around-on-the-farm-then-the-cat-fell-in-the-water-and-the-rooster https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-4104-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg The Cat and the Rooster Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A cat was chasing a rooster around on the farm, then the cat fell in the water and the rooster laughed. Lesson: For every wet pussy there is a happy c... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-4104-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg The Cat and the Rooster Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A cat was chasing a rooster around on the farm, then the cat fell in the water and the rooster laughed. Lesson: For every wet pussy there is a happy... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/4114/a-judge-frowns-at-the-criminal-report-of-the-man-he-is-judging-he-asks-so-you-robbed-the-same https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-4114-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Criminal steals a dress for his wife joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A judge frowns at the criminal report of the man he is judging. He asks, "So you robbed the same store on three successive nights?" The robber replies... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-4114-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Criminal steals a dress for his wife joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A judge frowns at the criminal report of the man he is judging. He asks, "So you robbed the same store on three successive nights?" The rob... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/4132/an-elderly-man-in-phoenix-calls-his-son-in-new-york-and-says-i-hate-to-ruin-your-day-but-i-have https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-4132-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Divorce Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in New York and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; f... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-4132-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Divorce Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in New York and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorc... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/4202/university-scientists-have-released-the-results-of-a-recent-analysis-that-reveals-the-presence-of https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-4202-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Beer Study Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: University scientists have released the results of a recent analysis that reveals the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-4202-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Beer Study Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: University scientists have released the results of a recent analysis that reveals the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerne... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/4274/a-man-complaining-to-a-friend-i-had-it-all-money-a-beautiful-house-a-big-car-the-love-of-a https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-4274-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Had it All... Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A man complaining to a friend: "I had it all - money, a beautiful house, a big car, the love of a beautiful woman ... then ... pow! ... it was all gon... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-4274-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Had it All... Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A man complaining to a friend: "I had it all - money, a beautiful house, a big car, the love of a beautiful woman ... then ... pow! ... it was a... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/4276/every-day-joe-walks-up-very-close-to-a-female-co-worker-standing-at-the-coffee-machine-inhales-a https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-4276-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Smell So Good Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Every day, Joe walks up very close to a female co-worker standing at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her that her hair smell... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-4276-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Smell So Good Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Every day, Joe walks up very close to a female co-worker standing at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her that her hair smel... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/4330/one-day-little-donny-went-screaming-to-his-mom-mommy-mommy-theres-a-shrimp-stuck-between https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-4330-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Grandma%27s Shrimp Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: One day little Donny went screaming to his mom, "Mommy! Mommy! Theres a shrimp stuck between grandma's legs!" His mother, intrigued by this, brought D... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-4330-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Grandma%27s Shrimp Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: One day little Donny went screaming to his mom, "Mommy! Mommy! Theres a shrimp stuck between grandma's legs!" His mother, intrigued by this... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/4335/a-man-into-a-whorehouse-once-in-the-room-with-the-prostitute-he-puts-50-on-the-table-and-drops https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-4335-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Self Service Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A man into a whorehouse. Once in the room with the prostitute, he puts $50 on the table and drops his pants. The hooker almost faints; the guy has an... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-4335-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Self Service Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A man into a whorehouse. Once in the room with the prostitute, he puts $50 on the table and drops his pants. The hooker almost faints; the guy has an... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/4376/im-feeling-so-ashamed-of-the-way-we-live-a-wife-said-to-her-husband-who-preferred-to-spend-his https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-4376-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Feeling So Ashamed Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: "I'm feeling so ashamed of the way we live," a wife said to her husband, who preferred to spend his time laying on the couch watching TV, rather than... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-4376-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Feeling So Ashamed Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: "I'm feeling so ashamed of the way we live," a wife said to her husband, who preferred to spend his time laying on the couch watching TV, r... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/4419/a-young-redneck-goes-to-a-drug-store-and-says-to-the-pharmacist-i-got-a-hot-date-tonight-an-i https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-4419-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Redneck Condoms Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A young redneck goes to a drug store and says to the pharmacist: "I got a hot date tonight, an' I need me some pertection. How much is a pack a' them... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-4419-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Redneck Condoms Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A young redneck goes to a drug store and says to the pharmacist: "I got a hot date tonight, an' I need me some pertection. How much is a pack a'... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/4448/the-attractive-man-i-met-last-night-insists-he-just-wants-to-be-friends-the-girl-told-her-aunt https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-4448-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Lover %2F Friend Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: "The attractive man I met last night insists he just wants to be friends," the girl told her Aunt. "Now I know what to do with a lover, but what the h... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-4448-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Lover %2F Friend Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: "The attractive man I met last night insists he just wants to be friends," the girl told her Aunt. "Now I know what to do with a lover... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/4489/yknow-just-when-i-think-ive-finally-figured-out-women-i-wake-up https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-4489-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Stand Under Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Y'know - just when I think I've finally figured out women, I wake up! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-4489-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Stand Under Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Y'know - just when I think I've finally figured out women, I wake up! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/4518/a-beautiful-sexy-good-looking-lady-was-sitting-next-to-a-guy-in-a-plane-the-lady-said-to-him https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-4518-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Eye Spy Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A beautiful, sexy, good looking lady was sitting next to a guy in a plane... The lady said to him, "Can you help me remove something from my breast pl... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-4518-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Eye Spy Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A beautiful, sexy, good looking lady was sitting next to a guy in a plane... The lady said to him, "Can you help me remove something from my bre... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/4520/why-is-divorce-so-expensive https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-4520-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Expensive Divorce Square Joke Meme Joke: Because it's worth it! Answer:: Why is divorce so expensive? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-4520-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Expensive Divorce Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why is divorce so expensive? Answer:: Because it's worth it! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/4538/a-busload-of-politicians-were-driving-down-a-country-road-when-suddenly-the-bus-ran-off-the-road https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-4538-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Country Politics Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A busload of politicians were driving down a country road when suddenly the bus ran off the road and crashed into an old farmer's barn. The old farmer... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-4538-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Country Politics Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A busload of politicians were driving down a country road when suddenly the bus ran off the road and crashed into an old farmer's barn. The old farme... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/4583/a-teacher-in-california-asked-her-class-how-many-of-you-are-republicans-everyone-in-the-class https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-4583-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Republican Class Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A teacher in California asked her class, "How many of you are Republicans?" Everyone in the class raised their hands except for one girl. "Brian," the... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-4583-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Republican Class Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A teacher in California asked her class, "How many of you are Republicans?" Everyone in the class raised their hands except for one girl. &... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/4585/a-little-boy-goes-to-his-father-one-day-and-says-daddy-what-is-politics-well-his-father https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-4585-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg What is Politics%3F Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A little boy goes to his father one day and says, "Daddy, what is politics?" "Well," his father replied, "let me try to explain it to you this way. Le... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-4585-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg What is Politics%3F Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A little boy goes to his father one day and says, "Daddy, what is politics?" "Well," his father replied, "let me try to expl... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/4598/a-strife-of-interests-masquerading-as-a-contest-of-principles-the-conduct-of-public-affairs-for https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-4598-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Politics Defined Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-4598-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Politics Defined Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/4610/there-have-been-recent-terrorist-activities-in-france-today-they-had-to-upgrade-their-security https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-4610-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg There have been recent terrorist activities in France Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: There have been recent terrorist activities in France. Today they had to upgrade their security system from "Run" to "Hide". If things get any worse t... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-4610-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg There have been recent terrorist activities in France Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: There have been recent terrorist activities in France. Today they had to upgrade their security system from "Run" to "Hide". If t... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/4617/a-brother-and-sister-are-in-a-terrible-car-accident-and-the-brother-is-badly-injured-at-the https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-4617-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg A Republican Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A brother and sister are in a terrible car accident and the brother is badly injured. At the hospital the doctor tells the sister, "His brain is dead,... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-4617-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg A Republican Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A brother and sister are in a terrible car accident and the brother is badly injured. At the hospital the doctor tells the sister, "His brain is... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/4622/mike-is-mowing-his-lawn-when-2-hearses-come-down-his-street-going-very-very-slowly-the-hearses-are https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-4622-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg A man and his dog Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Mike is mowing his lawn when 2 hearses come down his street going very very slowly. The hearses are followed by a man walking a dog. And behind the ma... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-4622-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg A man and his dog Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Mike is mowing his lawn when 2 hearses come down his street going very very slowly. The hearses are followed by a man walking a dog. And behind the m... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/4631/what-happens-when-you-give-a-politician-viagra https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-4631-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Viagra Square Joke Meme Joke: He gets taller. Answer:: What happens when you give a politician viagra? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-4631-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Viagra Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What happens when you give a politician viagra? Answer:: He gets taller. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/4635/it-is-amazing-how-politicians-can-fit-all-their-good-points-in-a-30-second-tv-commercial https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-4635-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg 30 Seconds Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: It is amazing how politicians can fit all their good points in a 30 second TV commercial. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-4635-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg 30 Seconds Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: It is amazing how politicians can fit all their good points in a 30 second TV commercial. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/4692/the-politician-was-sitting-at-his-campaign-headquarters-when-the-phone-rang-he-answered-it-and https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-4692-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg I Won%21 Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters when the phone rang. He answered it and listened intently. After a brief moment, his face lit... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-4692-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg I Won%21 Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters when the phone rang. He answered it and listened intently. After a brief moment, his face lit... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/4694/feudalism-you-have-two-cows-your-lord-takes-some-of-the-milk-pure-socialism-you-have-two-cows-the https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-4694-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg How Govenrment Works%2C an example with cows Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: FEUDALISM You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk PURE SOCIALISM You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-4694-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg How Govenrment Works%2C an example with cows Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: FEUDALISM You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk PURE SOCIALISM You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn wit... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/4712/asked-by-his-teacher-to-compare-three-presidents-johnny-thought-for-a-moment-and-said-well https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-4712-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Comparing The Presidents Square Joke Meme Joke: September 26th is Johnny Appleseed Day! Answer:: Asked by his teacher to compare three presidents Johnny thought for a moment and said: "Well, George Washington couldn't tell a lie. Richard Nixon cou... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-4712-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Comparing The Presidents Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Asked by his teacher to compare three presidents Johnny thought for a moment and said: "Well, George Washington couldn't tell a lie. Richard Nix... Answer:: September 26th is Johnny Appleseed Day! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/4751/a-judge-walks-out-of-his-chambers-laughing-his-head-off-a-colleague-approaches-him-and-asks-why-he https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-4751-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Ten Years For it Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A judge walks out of his chambers laughing his head off. A colleague approaches him and asks why he is laughing. "I just heard the funniest joke in th... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-4751-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Ten Years For it Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A judge walks out of his chambers laughing his head off. A colleague approaches him and asks why he is laughing. "I just heard the funniest joke... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/4794/did-you-hear-the-one-about-when-the-great-recession-began-the-president-appointed-a-cat-to-chair https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-4794-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg The President and the Cat Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Did you hear the one about when the Great Recession began? The President appointed a cat to chair the Federal Reserve. Do you know why? Because when a... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-4794-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg The President and the Cat Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Did you hear the one about when the Great Recession began? The President appointed a cat to chair the Federal Reserve. Do you know why? Because when... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/4861/did-you-hear-about-the-scientist-who-crossed-a-carrier-pigeon-with-a-woodpecker https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-4861-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Pigeon and Woodpecker Square Joke Meme Joke: He got a bird that not only delivers messages to their destination but knocks on the door when it gets there. Answer:: Did you hear about the scientist who crossed a carrier pigeon with a woodpecker? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-4861-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Pigeon and Woodpecker Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Did you hear about the scientist who crossed a carrier pigeon with a woodpecker? Answer:: He got a bird that not only delivers messages to their destination but knocks on the door when it gets there. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/4869/if-a-man-becomes-president-his-wife-is-the-first-lady-if-a-woman-became-president-what-would-you https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-4869-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Perfect Climate Square Joke Meme Joke: Whipped. Answer:: If a man becomes president, his wife is the first lady. If a woman became president, what would you call her husband? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-4869-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Perfect Climate Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: If a man becomes president, his wife is the first lady. If a woman became president, what would you call her husband? Answer:: Whipped. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/4872/why-are-a-womans-breasts-are-like-a-childs-toys https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-4872-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Women and Toys Square Joke Meme Joke: They are meant for the child but, the husband is the one that usually ends up playing with them. Answer:: Why are a woman's breasts are like a child's toys. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-4872-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Women and Toys Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why are a woman's breasts are like a child's toys. Answer:: They are meant for the child but, the husband is the one that usually ends up playing with them. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/4877/my-sister-gave-birth-in-a-state-of-the-art-delivery-room-it-was-so-high-tech-that-the-baby-came https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-4877-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg High Tech Delivery Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: My sister gave birth in a state-of-the-art delivery room. It was so high tech that the baby came out cordless! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-4877-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg High Tech Delivery Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: My sister gave birth in a state-of-the-art delivery room. It was so high tech that the baby came out cordless! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/4882/whats-irish-and-stays-outside-all-year https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-4882-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Classic Irish Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Paddy O'Furniture Answer:: What's Irish and stays outside all year? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-4882-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Classic Irish Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What's Irish and stays outside all year? Answer:: Paddy O'Furniture | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/4886/whats-another-name-for-a-push-up-bra https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-4886-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Fooled you Square Joke Meme Joke: False advertisement. Answer:: What's another name for a push-up bra? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-4886-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Fooled you Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What's another name for a push-up bra? Answer:: False advertisement. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/4889/yo-mommas-so-stupid-when-they-said-drinks-are-on-the-house-she-went-and-got-a-ladder https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-4889-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Yo Mommas So Stupid Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Yo momma's so stupid, when they said "Drinks are on the house!" She went and got a ladder. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-4889-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Yo Mommas So Stupid Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Yo momma's so stupid, when they said "Drinks are on the house!" She went and got a ladder. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/4908/no-one-is-listening-to-you-until-you-make-a-mistake https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-4908-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Listening Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: No one is listening to you until you make a mistake. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-4908-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Listening Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: No one is listening to you until you make a mistake. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/4921/corduroy-pillows-theyre-making-headlines https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-4921-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Corduroy Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Corduroy pillows, they're making headlines. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-4921-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Corduroy Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Corduroy pillows, they're making headlines. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/4927/when-physics-meets-star-wars-may-the-net-force-be-with-you https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-4927-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Physics meets Star Wars Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: When physics meets Star Wars: May the net force be with you! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-4927-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Physics meets Star Wars Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: When physics meets Star Wars: May the net force be with you! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/4930/why-should-you-borrow-money-from-a-pessamist https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-4930-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Borrow money from a pessamist Square Joke Meme Joke: They don't expect it be paid back. Answer:: Why should you borrow money from a pessamist? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-4930-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Borrow money from a pessamist Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why should you borrow money from a pessamist? Answer:: They don't expect it be paid back. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/5013/an-unbreakable-toy-is-useful-for-breaking-other-toys https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-5013-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg An Unbreakable Toy Is... Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-5013-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg An Unbreakable Toy Is... Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/5028/i-got-a-sweater-for-christmas-i-really-wanted-a-screamer-or-a-moaner https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-5028-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Christmas sweater Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I got a sweater for Christmas. I really wanted a screamer or a moaner. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-5028-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Christmas sweater Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I got a sweater for Christmas. I really wanted a screamer or a moaner. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/5039/not-only-am-i-redundant-and-superfluous-but-i-also-tend-to-use-more-words-than-necessary https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-5039-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Not Only... Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Not only am I redundant and superfluous, but I also tend to use more words than necessary. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-5039-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Not Only... Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Not only am I redundant and superfluous, but I also tend to use more words than necessary. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/5050/a-group-of-chess-enthusiasts-checked-into-a-hotel-and-were-standing-in-the-lobby-discussing-their https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-5050-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg A group of chess enthusiasts Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After an hour, the mana... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-5050-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg A group of chess enthusiasts Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After an hour, the man... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/5071/what-do-you-get-when-you-cross-a-donkey-with-an-onion https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-5071-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Donkey and Onion Square Joke Meme Joke: A piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes! Answer:: What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-5071-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Donkey and Onion Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion? Answer:: A piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/5087/reporters-interviewing-a-104-year-old-woman-and-what-do-you-think-is-the-best-thing-about-being https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-5087-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Peer Pressure Square Joke Meme Joke: She simply replied, "No peer pressure." Answer:: Reporters interviewing a 104 year-old woman: "And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?" the reporter asked. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-5087-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Peer Pressure Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Reporters interviewing a 104 year-old woman: "And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?" the reporter asked. Answer:: She simply replied, "No peer pressure." | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/5095/what-do-you-call-a-non-churchgoer https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-5095-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Sunday Skippers Square Joke Meme Joke: A Seventh-Day Absentist. Answer:: What do you call a non-churchgoer? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-5095-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Sunday Skippers Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you call a non-churchgoer? Answer:: A Seventh-Day Absentist. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/5100/what-do-you-call-a-holy-man-who-fries-potatoes https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-5100-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg What do you call a holy man who fries potatoes Square Joke Meme Joke: A chip-monk. Answer:: What do you call a holy man who fries potatoes? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-5100-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg What do you call a holy man who fries potatoes Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you call a holy man who fries potatoes? Answer:: A chip-monk. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/5113/why-are-democrats-better-than-republicans-in-bed https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-5113-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Why are Democrats Better... Square Joke Meme Joke: You've never heard of getting a good "piece of elephant", have you? Answer:: Why are Democrats better than Republicans in bed? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-5113-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Why are Democrats Better... Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why are Democrats better than Republicans in bed? Answer:: You've never heard of getting a good "piece of elephant", have you? | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/5128/why-do-seagulls-fly-over-the-sea https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-5128-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Seagulls Square Joke Meme Joke: Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be called bagels! Answer:: Why do seagulls fly over the sea? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-5128-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Seagulls Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Answer:: Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be called bagels! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/5134/why-do-psychics-ask-so-many-questions-when-they-supposedly-already-know-the-answers https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-5134-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Psychics%3F Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Why do psychics ask so many questions when they supposedly already know the answers? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-5134-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Psychics%3F Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why do psychics ask so many questions when they supposedly already know the answers? Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/5138/what-do-you-call-a-schizophrenic-buddhist https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-5138-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg The Schizophrenic Buddhist Square Joke Meme Joke: Someone who is at two with the universe. Answer:: What do you call a schizophrenic Buddhist? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-5138-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg The Schizophrenic Buddhist Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you call a schizophrenic Buddhist? Answer:: Someone who is at two with the universe. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/5165/whats-the-difference-between-ignorance-and-apathy https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-5165-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Ignorance and Apathy Square Joke Meme Joke: I don't know; and I couldn't care less. Answer:: What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-5165-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Ignorance and Apathy Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Answer:: I don't know; and I couldn't care less. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/5179/ever-wonder-why-bottled-water-costs-so-much-when-there-is-so-much-of-it https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-5179-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Just So Naive Square Joke Meme Joke: Spell "evian" backwards. Answer:: Ever wonder why bottled water costs so much when there is so much of it? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-5179-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Just So Naive Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Ever wonder why bottled water costs so much when there is so much of it? Answer:: Spell "evian" backwards. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/5216/how-can-you-spot-a-happy-motorcyclist https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-5216-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg How to spot a happy motorcyclist Square Joke Meme Joke: By the bugs in his teeth. Answer:: How can you spot a happy motorcyclist? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-5216-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg How to spot a happy motorcyclist Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: How can you spot a happy motorcyclist? Answer:: By the bugs in his teeth. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/5232/why-do-snakes-always-lose-in-court https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-5232-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Snakes in Court Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: They don't have a leg to stand on! Answer:: Why do snakes always lose in court? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-5232-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Snakes in Court Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why do snakes always lose in court? Answer:: They don't have a leg to stand on! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/5251/how-many-consultants-does-it-take-to-change-a-lightbulb https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-5251-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Consultant Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: I'll have an estimate for you a week from Monday. Answer:: How many consultants does it take to change a lightbulb? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-5251-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Consultant Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: How many consultants does it take to change a lightbulb? Answer:: I'll have an estimate for you a week from Monday. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/5304/i-dont-suffer-from-insanity-i-enjoy-every-minute-of-it https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-5304-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Political Insanity Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-5304-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Political Insanity Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/5389/whats-the-difference-between-a-leg-and-an-egg https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-5389-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg The Leg Square Joke Meme Joke: You can beat an egg up, but you can't beat a leg up! Answer:: What's the difference between a leg and an egg? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-5389-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg The Leg Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What's the difference between a leg and an egg? Answer:: You can beat an egg up, but you can't beat a leg up! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/5393/a-woman-walked-into-a-bar-and-asked-the-barman-for-a-double-entendre-so-he-gave-her-one https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-5393-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg At The Bar Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A woman walked into a bar and asked the barman for a double entendre, so he gave her one. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-5393-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg At The Bar Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A woman walked into a bar and asked the barman for a double entendre, so he gave her one. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/5448/i-took-lessons-in-bicycle-riding-but-i-could-only-afford-half-of-them-now-i-can-ride-a-unicycle https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-5448-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg The Cyclist Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I took lessons in bicycle riding, but I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-5448-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg The Cyclist Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I took lessons in bicycle riding, but I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/5470/i-wish-there-was-a-knob-on-the-tv-to-turn-up-the-intelligence-theres-a-knob-called-brightness https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-5470-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Is TV making you dumb%3F Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence. There's a knob called 'brightness' but it doesn't work. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-5470-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Is TV making you dumb%3F Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence. There's a knob called 'brightness' but it doesn't work. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/5495/whats-bigotry https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-5495-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg And Lots of Them%21 Square Joke Meme Joke: What you find in an Italian forest! Answer:: What's bigotry? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-5495-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg And Lots of Them%21 Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What's bigotry? Answer:: What you find in an Italian forest! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/5521/a-teacher-is-telling-her-class-she-has-two-words-that-will-not-be-allowed-to-use-there-are-two https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-5521-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Two Forbidden Words Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A teacher is telling her class she has two words that will not be allowed to use. "There are two words which I will never let you use. One is gross an... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-5521-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Two Forbidden Words Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A teacher is telling her class she has two words that will not be allowed to use. "There are two words which I will never let you use. One is gr... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/5522/why-was-rogers-math-book-sad https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-5522-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Sad Math Book Square Joke Meme Joke: It had too many problems! Answer:: Why was Roger's math book sad? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-5522-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Sad Math Book Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why was Roger's math book sad? Answer:: It had too many problems! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/5586/grocery-list-noun-a-piece-of-paper-you-spend-half-an-hour-writing-and-then-forget-to-take-with https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-5586-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Grocery List Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Grocery List; (noun) A piece of paper you spend half an hour writing, and then forget to take with you to the store. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-5586-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Grocery List Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Grocery List; (noun) A piece of paper you spend half an hour writing, and then forget to take with you to the store. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/5588/any-movie-shown-in-a-texas-theater-that-isnt-a-western https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-5588-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Foreign Film Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Any movie shown in a Texas theater that isn't a western. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-5588-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Foreign Film Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Any movie shown in a Texas theater that isn't a western. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/5617/what-do-you-call-a-musician-with-real-high-morals https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-5617-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg High Morals Square Joke Meme Joke: A Virtuoso. Answer:: What do you call a musician with real high morals? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-5617-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg High Morals Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you call a musician with real high morals? Answer:: A Virtuoso. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/5686/in-dis-tinct-where-one-places-dirty-dishes-in-the-sink https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-5686-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Indistinct definition Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: In-dis-tinct: Where one places dirty dishes (in the sink). | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-5686-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Indistinct definition Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: In-dis-tinct: Where one places dirty dishes (in the sink). Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/5771/a-young-army-private-is-home-on-leave-he-is-talking-to-his-dad-about-his-experience-at-jump-school https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-5771-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Paratrooper Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A young army private is home on leave. He is talking to his dad about his experience at jump school while learning to be a paratrooper. "Dad" he says,... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-5771-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Paratrooper Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A young army private is home on leave. He is talking to his dad about his experience at jump school while learning to be a paratrooper. "Dad&quo... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/5800/my-mum-told-me-that-picking-my-nose-was-disgusting-and-from-now-on-i-had-to-pick-it-myself https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-5800-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Nose Pickers Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: My mum told me that picking my nose was disgusting, and from now on, I had to pick it myself. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-5800-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Nose Pickers Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: My mum told me that picking my nose was disgusting, and from now on, I had to pick it myself. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/5851/what-do-hookers-and-bungee-jump-cords-have-in-common https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-5851-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Bungee Jump Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: They're both cheap, fast and if the rubber breaks, your dead! Answer:: What do hookers and bungee jump cords have in common? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-5851-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Bungee Jump Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do hookers and bungee jump cords have in common? Answer:: They're both cheap, fast and if the rubber breaks, your dead! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/5869/a-mans-car-broke-down-in-the-middle-of-the-nullarbor-plain-in-other-words-middle-of-nowhere https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-5869-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Gotta Tie%3F Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A man's car broke down in the middle of the Nullarbor plain (in other words : middle of nowhere). There was not another car in sight, so he started wa... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-5869-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Gotta Tie%3F Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A man's car broke down in the middle of the Nullarbor plain (in other words : middle of nowhere). There was not another car in sight, so he started w... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/5877/a-police-officer-pulled-over-a-driver-and-informed-him-that-because-he-was-wearing-his-seat-belt https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-5877-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Bad car Day Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A police officer pulled over a driver and informed him that because he was wearing his seat belt, he had just won $5,000 in a safety competition. "Wha... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-5877-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Bad car Day Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A police officer pulled over a driver and informed him that because he was wearing his seat belt, he had just won $5,000 in a safety competition. &qu... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/5922/what-is-the-difference-between-an-irish-wedding-and-an-irish-funeral https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-5922-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Irish Funeral Square Joke Meme Joke: One less drunk. Answer:: What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-5922-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Irish Funeral Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? Answer:: One less drunk. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/5944/your-dads-bald-spot-is-so-big-you-could-draw-an-h-on-it-and-call-it-a-helicopter-landing-pad https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-5944-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Bald Head Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Your dad's bald spot is so big you could draw an H on it and call it a helicopter landing pad. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-5944-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Bald Head Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Your dad's bald spot is so big you could draw an H on it and call it a helicopter landing pad. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/6051/hello-and-welcome-to-the-mental-health-hotline-if-you-are-obsessive-compulsive-press-1 https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-6051-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Mental Health Hotline Square Joke Meme Joke: Fart.com Fun Fact: October 10th is World Mental Health Day! Answer:: Hello, and welcome to the Mental Health Hotline. If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to p... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-6051-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Mental Health Hotline Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Hello, and welcome to the Mental Health Hotline. If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to... Answer:: Fart.com Fun Fact: October 10th is World Mental Health Day! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/6061/at-a-southern-university-students-in-the-psychology-program-were-attending-their-first-class-on https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-6061-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Opposite Meanings Square Joke Meme Joke: Fart.com Fun Fact: October 8th is National Depression Screening Day! Answer:: At a southern university, students in the psychology program were attending their first class on emotional extremes. "Just to establish some parameter... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-6061-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Opposite Meanings Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: At a southern university, students in the psychology program were attending their first class on emotional extremes. "Just to establish some par... Answer:: Fart.com Fun Fact: October 8th is National Depression Screening Day! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/6068/what-do-you-say-to-a-person-who-says-that-they-are-going-to-tell-on-you https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-6068-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg I%27m Telling on You Square Joke Meme Joke: Too late, I already told. Answer:: What do you say to a person who says that they are going to tell on you? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-6068-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg I%27m Telling on You Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you say to a person who says that they are going to tell on you? Answer:: Too late, I already told. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/6094/an-irishman-walked-into-a-bar-and-ordered-martini-after-martini-each-time-removing-the-olive-and https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-6094-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg An Irishman Goes Shopping Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: An Irishman walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olive and placing it in a jar. When the jar was filled with ol... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-6094-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg An Irishman Goes Shopping Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: An Irishman walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olive and placing it in a jar. When the jar was filled with o... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/6098/pilot-to-tower-i-am-300-miles-from-land-600-feet-over-water-and-running-out-of-fuel-please https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-6098-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg In Flight Emergency Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: "Pilot to tower. I am 300 miles from land. 600 feet over water and running out of fuel. Please instruct!". "Tower to pilot. Tower to pilot. Repeat aft... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-6098-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg In Flight Emergency Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: "Pilot to tower. I am 300 miles from land. 600 feet over water and running out of fuel. Please instruct!". "Tower to pilot. Tower to p... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/6136/i-went-to-the-store-the-other-day-and-i-was-in-there-for-only-about-5-minutes-when-i-came-out https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-6136-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Parked Car Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I went to the store the other day and I was in there for only about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-6136-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Parked Car Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I went to the store the other day and I was in there for only about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. S... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/6144/when-white-man-found-this-land-indians-were-running-it-no-taxes-no-debt-plenty-of https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-6144-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg When White Man... Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: When White man found this land, Indians were running it. No Taxes... No Debt... Plenty of Buffalo... Plenty of beaver! Women did most (all) of the wor... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-6144-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg When White Man... Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: When White man found this land, Indians were running it. No Taxes... No Debt... Plenty of Buffalo... Plenty of beaver! Women did most (all) of the wo... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/6167/a-rich-lady-from-california-who-was-a-tree-hugger-and-a-vociferous-anti-hunter-purchased-a-piece https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-6167-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Environmentalists Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A rich lady from California, who was a tree hugger and a vociferous anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland in Oregon. There was a large tree on... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-6167-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Environmentalists Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A rich lady from California, who was a tree hugger and a vociferous anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland in Oregon. There was a large tree on... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/6177/cnn-found-that-hillary-clinton-is-the-most-admired-woman-in-america-women-admire-her-because https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-6177-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg CNN Found... Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: "CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America. Women admire her because she's strong and successful. Men admire her because she... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-6177-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg CNN Found... Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: "CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America. Women admire her because she's strong and successful. Men admire her becau... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/6193/so-cara-went-to-the-local-paper-to-put-a-notice-in-the-obituaries-the-gentleman-at-the-counter https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-6193-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Obituary Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: So Cara went to the local paper to put a notice in the obituaries. The gentleman at the counter, after offering his condolences, asked Cara what she w... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-6193-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Obituary Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: So Cara went to the local paper to put a notice in the obituaries. The gentleman at the counter, after offering his condolences, asked Cara what she... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/6236/two-prostitutes-were-riding-around-town-with-a-sign-on-top-of-their-car-which-said-two https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-6236-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Two Prostitutes Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said: "Two Prostitutes -- $50.00." A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-6236-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Two Prostitutes Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said: "Two Prostitutes -- $50.00." A policeman, seeing the si... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/6283/a-texan-walks-into-a-pub-in-ireland-and-clears-his-voice-to-the-crowd-of-drinkers-he-says-i-hear https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-6283-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Irish Pub Bet Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, "I hear you Irish are a bunch of drinkin' mothers. I'll gi... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-6283-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Irish Pub Bet Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, "I hear you Irish are a bunch of drinkin' mothers. I... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/6307/what-do-you-call-an-alien-without-ears https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-6307-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Alien without ears Square Joke Meme Joke: Anything you like, he can't hear you. Answer:: What do you call an alien without ears? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-6307-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Alien without ears Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you call an alien without ears? Answer:: Anything you like, he can't hear you. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/6403/once-there-was-an-old-couple-who-went-to-the-doctor-for-their-checkup-they-were-told-that-nothing https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-6403-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Memory Loss Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Once there was an old couple who went to the doctor for their checkup. They were told that nothing was physically wrong with them, but that they were... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-6403-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Memory Loss Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Once there was an old couple who went to the doctor for their checkup. They were told that nothing was physically wrong with them, but that they were... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/6414/a-student-was-in-the-percussion-section-of-the-band-and-was-not-doing-well-the-band-had-a https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-6414-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg The Band Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A student was in the percussion section of the band, and was not doing well. The band had a performance that night, and the conductor had an annouceme... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-6414-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg The Band Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A student was in the percussion section of the band, and was not doing well. The band had a performance that night, and the conductor had an annoucem... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/6452/why-did-the-turtle-cross-the-road https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-6452-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Why Did the Turtle..... Square Joke Meme Joke: To get to the shell gas station! Answer:: Why did the turtle cross the road? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-6452-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Why Did the Turtle..... Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why did the turtle cross the road? Answer:: To get to the shell gas station! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/6497/the-most-unfair-thing-about-life-is-the-way-it-ends-i-mean-life-is-tough-it-takes-up-a-lot-of https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-6497-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Human Life Cycle 2.0 Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death.... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-6497-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Human Life Cycle 2.0 Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/6506/there-were-three-men-at-a-bar-one-man-got-drunk-and-started-a-fight-with-the-other-two-men-the https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-6506-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Sooner or Later Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: There were three men at a bar. One man got drunk and started a fight with the other two men. The police came and took the drunk guy to jail. The next... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-6506-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Sooner or Later Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: There were three men at a bar. One man got drunk and started a fight with the other two men. The police came and took the drunk guy to jail. The next... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/6545/when-you-go-into-the-bathroom-youre-russian-when-you-are-in-the-bathroom-european-when-you-come https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-6545-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Bathroom Nationalities Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: When you go into the bathroom you're Russian; when you are in the bathroom, European; when you come out of the bathroom, you're Finnish. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-6545-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Bathroom Nationalities Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: When you go into the bathroom you're Russian; when you are in the bathroom, European; when you come out of the bathroom, you're Finnish. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/6583/during-a-trip-from-california-to-new-york-it-didnt-help-that-my-connecting-flight-from-houston https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-6583-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Airline Flight Trouble%21 Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: During a trip from California to New York, it didn't help that my connecting flight from Houston was delayed twice because of mechanical problems. The... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-6583-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Airline Flight Trouble%21 Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: During a trip from California to New York, it didn't help that my connecting flight from Houston was delayed twice because of mechanical problems. Th... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/6601/what-did-the-pirate-say-when-he-got-cold https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-6601-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Pirate gets cold... Square Joke Meme Joke: Shiver me timbers! Answer:: What did the pirate say when he got cold? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-6601-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Pirate gets cold... Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What did the pirate say when he got cold? Answer:: Shiver me timbers! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/6638/unix-airways-everyone-brings-one-piece-of-the-plane-along-when-they-come-to-the-airport-they-all https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-6638-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg If Operating Systems Ran The Airlines... Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: UNIX Airways Everyone brings one piece of the plane along when they come to the airport. They all go out on the runway and put the plane together piec... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-6638-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg If Operating Systems Ran The Airlines... Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: UNIX Airways Everyone brings one piece of the plane along when they come to the airport. They all go out on the runway and put the plane together pie... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/6662/a-gentleman-walks-into-bar-and-to-his-horror-sees-a-screaming-naked-lady-tied-to-the-wall-while https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-6662-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg A gentleman walks into bar... Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A gentleman walks into bar, and to his horror, sees a screaming naked lady tied to the wall while the bartender licks her! The guy runs out and calles... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-6662-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg A gentleman walks into bar... Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A gentleman walks into bar, and to his horror, sees a screaming naked lady tied to the wall while the bartender licks her! The guy runs out and calle... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/6675/a-man-called-the-computer-company-technical-support-because-he-was-having-trouble-with-his https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-6675-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Computer Trouble Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A man called the computer company technical support because he was having trouble with his computer. A woman answered the phone. "Hello. May I help yo... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-6675-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Computer Trouble Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A man called the computer company technical support because he was having trouble with his computer. A woman answered the phone. "Hello. May I h... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/6759/chocolate-vs-sex-1-you-can-get-chocolate2-chocolate-satisfies-even-when-it-has-gone-soft3-you https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-6759-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg 15 Reasons Why Chocolate Is Better Than Sex Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Chocolate vs Sex 1. You can GET chocolate.2. Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.3. You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.4.... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-6759-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg 15 Reasons Why Chocolate Is Better Than Sex Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Chocolate vs Sex 1. You can GET chocolate.2. Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.3. You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.4.... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/6770/a-really-drunk-guy-is-walking-home-from-the-bar-and-sees-a-pumpkin-patch-on-the-side-of-the-road https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-6770-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Pumpkin Lovin Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A really drunk guy is walking home from the bar and sees a pumpkin patch on the side of the road. He thinks how nice and squishy they must be on the i... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-6770-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Pumpkin Lovin Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A really drunk guy is walking home from the bar and sees a pumpkin patch on the side of the road. He thinks how nice and squishy they must be on the... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/6776/two-gas-company-servicemen-a-senior-training-supervisor-and-a-young-trainee-were-out-checking https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-6776-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Gas Company Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee, were out checking meters in a suburban neighborhood. They parked their t... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-6776-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Gas Company Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee, were out checking meters in a suburban neighborhood. They parked their... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/6902/two-irishmen-patrick-michael-were-adrift-in-a-lifeboat-following-a-dramatic-escape-from-a https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-6902-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg A Lamp a Genie and Guinness Beer Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Two Irishmen, Patrick Michael, were adrift in a lifeboat following a dramatic escape from a burning ship. While rummaging through the boat's provisio... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-6902-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg A Lamp a Genie and Guinness Beer Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Two Irishmen, Patrick Michael, were adrift in a lifeboat following a dramatic escape from a burning ship. While rummaging through the boat's provisi... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/6977/teacher-whats-usually-used-as-the-conductor-of-electricity-student-why-er-teacher-correct https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-6977-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Teacher Student Eloctrical Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Teacher: What's usually used as the conductor of electricity?Student: Why-er....Teacher: Correct, wire. Now tell me, what is the unit of electrical po... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-6977-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Teacher Student Eloctrical Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Teacher: What's usually used as the conductor of electricity? Student: Why-er.... Teacher: Correct, wire. Now tell me, what is the unit of electrical... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/7115/you-are-in-a-car-travelling-at-a-constant-speed-on-your-left-is-a-valley-and-on-your-right-is-a https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-7115-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Danger%21 Square Joke Meme Joke: Get off the merry-go-round! Answer:: You are in a car travelling at a constant speed. On your left is a valley, and on your right is a fire engine travelling at the same speed as you. In... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-7115-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Danger%21 Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: You are in a car travelling at a constant speed. On your left is a valley, and on your right is a fire engine travelling at the same speed as you. In... Answer:: Get off the merry-go-round! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/7180/a-man-decided-that-he-was-going-to-ride-a-road-bike-from-phoenix-to-flagstaff-he-got-as-far-as https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-7180-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Long Bike Ride Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A man decided that he was going to ride a road bike from Phoenix to Flagstaff. He got as far as Black Canyon City before the mountains just became too... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-7180-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Long Bike Ride Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A man decided that he was going to ride a road bike from Phoenix to Flagstaff. He got as far as Black Canyon City before the mountains just became to... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/7309/i-am-hereby-officially-tendering-my-resignation-as-an-adult-i-have-decided-i-would-like-to-accept https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-7309-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Resignation As An Adult Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I am hereby officially tendering my resignation as an adult. I have decided I would like to accept the responsibilities of an 8-year-old again. I want... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-7309-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Resignation As An Adult Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I am hereby officially tendering my resignation as an adult. I have decided I would like to accept the responsibilities of an 8-year-old again. I wan... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/7379/two-farmers-were-boasting-about-the-strongest-wind-theyd-ever-experienced-out-here-in https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-7379-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg The Same Egg Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Two farmers were boasting about the strongest wind they'd ever experienced. "Out here in California," said one, "I've seen the fiercest wind in my lif... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-7379-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg The Same Egg Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Two farmers were boasting about the strongest wind they'd ever experienced. "Out here in California," said one, "I've seen the fierces... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/7514/a-student-said-to-his-professor-professor-stigler-i-dont-believe-i-deserve-this-f-youve-given https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-7514-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Bad Grade Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A student said to his Professor, "Professor Stigler, I don't believe I deserve this F you've given me." To which Mr. Stigler replied, "I agree, but un... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-7514-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Bad Grade Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A student said to his Professor, "Professor Stigler, I don't believe I deserve this F you've given me." To which Mr. Stigler replied, &quot... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/7548/a-guy-named-jim-finds-himself-in-dire-trouble-his-business-started-going-bust-and-he-found-himself https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-7548-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Lottery Loser Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A guy named Jim finds himself in dire trouble. His business started going bust and he found himself in serious financial trouble. He was so desperate... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-7548-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Lottery Loser Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A guy named Jim finds himself in dire trouble. His business started going bust and he found himself in serious financial trouble. He was so desperate... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/7554/an-american-businessman-goes-to-japan-on-a-business-trip-but-he-hates-japanese-food-so-he-asks https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-7554-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg The Pizza Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: An American businessman goes to Japan on a business trip, but he hates Japanese food, so he asks the concierge at his hotel if there's any place aroun... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-7554-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg The Pizza Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: An American businessman goes to Japan on a business trip, but he hates Japanese food, so he asks the concierge at his hotel if there's any place arou... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/7557/what-do-elfs-learn-while-in-school https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-7557-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Ell%27s Learning Square Joke Meme Joke: The elfabet! Answer:: What do elfs learn while in school? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-7557-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Ell%27s Learning Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do elfs learn while in school? Answer:: The elfabet! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/7580/two-women-were-sitting-in-the-doctors-waiting-room-comparing-notes-on-their-various-disorders-i https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-7580-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Keep the Faith Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Two women were sitting in the doctor's waiting room comparing notes on their various disorders. "I want a baby more than anything in the world," said... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-7580-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Keep the Faith Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Two women were sitting in the doctor's waiting room comparing notes on their various disorders. "I want a baby more than anything in the world,&... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/7588/yo-mama-is-so-dumb-she-had-you https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-7588-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Yo Mama is soooo dumb Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Yo mama is so dumb, she had you. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-7588-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Yo Mama is soooo dumb Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Yo mama is so dumb, she had you. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/7742/why-did-humpty-dumpty-have-a-great-fall https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-7742-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Why Did Humpty Dumpty Have a Great Fall%3F Square Joke Meme Joke: Because he had a bad summer. Answer:: Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-7742-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Why Did Humpty Dumpty Have a Great Fall%3F Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall? Answer:: Because he had a bad summer. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/7867/why-do-people-wear-shamrocks-on-st-patricks-day https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-7867-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg St. Patrick%27s Day Square Joke Meme Joke: Regular Rocks are too heavy! Answer:: Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's day? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-7867-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg St. Patrick%27s Day Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's day? Answer:: Regular Rocks are too heavy! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/7872/a-kerryman-emigrated-from-ireland-to-england-thereby-increasing-the-average-iq-of-both-countries https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-7872-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Average IQ Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A Kerryman emigrated from Ireland to England, thereby increasing the average IQ of both countries. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-7872-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Average IQ Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A Kerryman emigrated from Ireland to England, thereby increasing the average IQ of both countries. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/7890/there-was-a-couple-who-were-big-over-spenders-they-always-dreamed-of-spending-holidays-in-hawaii https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-7890-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg There was a couple who were big over-spenders Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: There was a couple who were big over-spenders. They always dreamed of spending holidays in Hawaii, but were never able to save any money to do so. One... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-7890-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg There was a couple who were big over-spenders Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: There was a couple who were big over-spenders. They always dreamed of spending holidays in Hawaii, but were never able to save any money to do so. On... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/7977/a-couple-is-sitting-on-the-porch-sipping-wine-the-wife-says-i-love-you-the-husband-says-is https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-7977-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg She Loves Me. . . Not%21 Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A couple is sitting on the porch sipping wine. The wife says, "I love you." The husband says, "Is that you or the wine talking?" The wife replies, "It... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-7977-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg She Loves Me. . . Not%21 Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A couple is sitting on the porch sipping wine. The wife says, "I love you." The husband says, "Is that you or the wine talking?"... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/7980/a-trucker-goes-into-a-brothel-and-hands-the-madam-five-hundred-dollars-he-says-i-want-your https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-7980-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Home is where the heart is Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A trucker goes into a brothel and hands the Madam five hundred dollars. He says, "I want your ugliest woman and a bologna sandwich." The Madam says, "... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-7980-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Home is where the heart is Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A trucker goes into a brothel and hands the Madam five hundred dollars. He says, "I want your ugliest woman and a bologna sandwich." The Ma... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/8037/did-you-see-that-movie-about-the-pirate-its-rated-arrr https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-8037-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Pirate Movie Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Did you see that movie about the pirate? It's rated Arrr! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-8037-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Pirate Movie Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Did you see that movie about the pirate? It's rated Arrr! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/8040/what-happens-when-the-smog-clears-over-southern-california https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-8040-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg California Smog Square Joke Meme Joke: UCLA Answer:: What happens when the smog clears over southern California? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-8040-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg California Smog Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What happens when the smog clears over southern California? Answer:: UCLA | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/8061/there-was-a-man-who-entered-a-local-papers-pun-contest-he-sent-in-ten-different-puns-in-the-hope https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-8061-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg No Pun Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortuna... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-8061-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg No Pun Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortun... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/8064/a-bus-stops-and-two-italian-men-get-on-they-seat-themselves-and-engage-in-animated-conversation https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-8064-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Two Italians on a Bus Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversa... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-8064-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Two Italians on a Bus Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their convers... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/8072/a-man-went-to-his-dentist-because-he-has-a-strange-feeling-in-his-mouth-the-dentist-examines-him https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-8072-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Chrome Plate Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A man went to his dentist because he has a strange feeling in his mouth. The dentist examines him and says, "That new upper plate I put in for you six... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-8072-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Chrome Plate Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A man went to his dentist because he has a strange feeling in his mouth. The dentist examines him and says, "That new upper plate I put in for y... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/8090/a-hungry-lion-was-roaming-through-the-jungle-looking-for-something-to-eat-he-came-across-two-men https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-8090-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Hungry Lion Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He came across two men. One was sitting under a tree reading a book; the ot... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-8090-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Hungry Lion Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He came across two men. One was sitting under a tree reading a book; the o... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/8094/joe-and-frank-were-in-the-office-and-noticed-that-someone-had-put-up-a-suggestion-box-with-some https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-8094-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Suggestion Box Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Joe and Frank were in the office, and noticed that someone had put up a suggestion box with some 3x5 cards next to it. Both decided that this was a gr... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-8094-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Suggestion Box Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Joe and Frank were in the office, and noticed that someone had put up a suggestion box with some 3x5 cards next to it. Both decided that this was a g... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/8096/a-musician-who-joined-an-orchestra-on-a-cruise-ship-was-having-difficulty-keeping-time-with-the https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-8096-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Learn To Keep Time Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A musician who joined an orchestra on a cruise ship was having difficulty keeping time with the rest of the band. Finally, the captain said, "Either y... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-8096-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Learn To Keep Time Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A musician who joined an orchestra on a cruise ship was having difficulty keeping time with the rest of the band. Finally, the captain said, "Ei... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/8119/there-was-a-congregation-that-decided-to-have-four-worship-services-each-sunday-there-was-one-for https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-8119-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Well Rounded Church Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: There was a congregation that decided to have four worship services each Sunday. There was one for those new to the faith. Another for those who liked... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-8119-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Well Rounded Church Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: There was a congregation that decided to have four worship services each Sunday. There was one for those new to the faith. Another for those who like... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/8127/why-did-the-pencil-cross-the-road https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-8127-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Why did the pencil cross the road%3F Square Joke Meme Joke: It was lead! Answer:: Why did the pencil cross the road? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-8127-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Why did the pencil cross the road%3F Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why did the pencil cross the road? Answer:: It was lead! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/8134/the-teacher-asked-her-students-to-use-the-word-fascinate-in-a-sentence-mary-said-my-family https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-8134-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Use the word Fascinate in a sentence Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: The teacher asked her students to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence. Mary said, "My family went to the New York City Zoo, and we saw all the anim... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-8134-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Use the word Fascinate in a sentence Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: The teacher asked her students to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence. Mary said, "My family went to the New York City Zoo, and we saw all th... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/8155/two-peanuts-walk-into-a-bar-and-one-was-a-salted https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-8155-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Two Peanuts Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-8155-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Two Peanuts Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/8157/how-much-does-it-cost-for-a-pirate-to-get-his-ears-pierced https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-8157-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Pirates%27 Money Square Joke Meme Joke: A buck an ear. Answer:: How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-8157-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Pirates%27 Money Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced? Answer:: A buck an ear. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/8176/what-did-the-bra-say-to-the-hat https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-8176-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg What Did the Bra Say... Square Joke Meme Joke: You go on ahead, I'll give these two a lift. Answer:: What did the bra say to the hat? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-8176-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg What Did the Bra Say... Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What did the bra say to the hat? Answer:: You go on ahead, I'll give these two a lift. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/8180/why-are-hairdressers-always-on-time https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-8180-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Hairdressers Square Joke Meme Joke: Because they know all the short cuts! Answer:: Why are hairdressers always on time? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-8180-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Hairdressers Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why are hairdressers always on time? Answer:: Because they know all the short cuts! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/8192/a-man-was-out-of-work-and-he-was-combing-through-the-want-ads-he-saw-that-a-school-was-looking https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-8192-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Bus Driver Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A man was out of work, and he was combing through the want ads. He saw that a school was looking for a bus driver, so he called and was asked to come... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-8192-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Bus Driver Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A man was out of work, and he was combing through the want ads. He saw that a school was looking for a bus driver, so he called and was asked to come... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/8195/what-do-you-call-a-grizzly-with-no-teeth https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-8195-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Grizzly Square Joke Meme Joke: A gummy bear Answer:: What do you call a Grizzly with no teeth? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-8195-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Grizzly Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you call a Grizzly with no teeth? Answer:: A gummy bear | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/8197/most-people-dont-know-that-back-in-1912-hellmans-mayonnaise-was-manufactured-in-england-in-fact https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-8197-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Hellman Mayonnaise Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Most people don't know that back in 1912 Hellman's mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact, the "Titanic" was carrying 12,000 jars of the cond... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-8197-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Hellman Mayonnaise Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Most people don't know that back in 1912 Hellman's mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact, the "Titanic" was carrying 12,000 jars... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/8235/a-mans-wife-was-in-labor-with-their-first-child-things-were-going-pretty-well-when-suddenly-the https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-8235-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Playing With Our Words Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A man's wife was in labor with their first child. Things were going pretty well when suddenly the man's wife began to shout, "Shouldn't, couldn't, wou... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-8235-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Playing With Our Words Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A man's wife was in labor with their first child. Things were going pretty well when suddenly the man's wife began to shout, "Shouldn't, couldn'... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/8279/two-ships-one-carrying-a-cargo-of-red-paint-the-other-carrying-a-cargo-of-purple-paint-ran https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-8279-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Red %26 Purple Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Two ships, one carrying a cargo of red paint, the other carrying a cargo of purple paint, ran aground on a desert island. The sailors are now marooned... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-8279-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Red %26 Purple Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Two ships, one carrying a cargo of red paint, the other carrying a cargo of purple paint, ran aground on a desert island. The sailors are now maroone... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/8280/girl-1-this-morning-my-dad-gave-me-soap-flakes-instead-of-corn-flakes-for-breakfast-girl-2-i https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-8280-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Flakes Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Girl 1: "This morning my dad gave me soap-flakes instead of corn flakes for breakfast!" Girl 2: "I bet you were angry with him!" Girl 1: "Angry?! I wa... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-8280-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Flakes Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Girl 1: "This morning my dad gave me soap-flakes instead of corn flakes for breakfast!" Girl 2: "I bet you were angry with him!"... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/8293/what-are-the-three-stages-of-sex-in-marriage https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-8293-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg The three stages of sex in a marriage Square Joke Meme Joke: Tri-weekly, Try-weekly, Try-weakly. Answer:: What are the three stages of sex in marriage? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-8293-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg The three stages of sex in a marriage Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What are the three stages of sex in marriage? Answer:: Tri-weekly, Try-weekly, Try-weakly. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/8321/what-type-of-storage-units-do-underwater-computers-use https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-8321-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Underwater Computer Square Joke Meme Joke: Trilo-bytes. Answer:: What type of storage units do underwater computers use? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-8321-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Underwater Computer Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What type of storage units do underwater computers use? Answer:: Trilo-bytes. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/8381/how-does-a-sperm-bank-treat-its-donors https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-8381-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Sperm Bank Square Joke Meme Joke: On a first come, first serve basis. Answer:: How does a sperm bank treat its donors? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-8381-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Sperm Bank Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: How does a sperm bank treat its donors? Answer:: On a first come, first serve basis. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/8399/collecting-unemployment-don-and-rob-worked-together-and-both-were-laid-off-so-they-headed-over-to https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-8399-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Collecting Unemployment Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Collecting Unemployment Don and Rob worked together and both were laid off, so they headed over to the unemployment office. When Don was asked his occ... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-8399-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Collecting Unemployment Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Collecting Unemployment Don and Rob worked together and both were laid off, so they headed over to the unemployment office. When Don was asked his oc... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/8407/astronomy-is-looking-up https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-8407-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Oh%2C My Stars%21 Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Astronomy is looking up. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-8407-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Oh%2C My Stars%21 Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Astronomy is looking up. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/8451/i-hear-theres-now-a-sine-flu-as-well-someone-on-the-news-was-going-off-on-a-tangent-about-it https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-8451-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Sine Flu Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I hear there's now a sine flu as well. Someone on the news was going off on a tangent about it. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-8451-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Sine Flu Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I hear there's now a sine flu as well. Someone on the news was going off on a tangent about it. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/8473/have-you-heard-about-the-sauna-that-serves-food https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-8473-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Sauna Restaurant Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Their specialty is steamed mussels. Answer:: Have you heard about the sauna that serves food? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-8473-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Sauna Restaurant Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Have you heard about the sauna that serves food? Answer:: Their specialty is steamed mussels. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/8475/the-other-day-i-heard-that-a-good-friend-of-mine-was-outside-during-a-thunderstorm-and-got-struck https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-8475-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Sad News Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: The other day, I heard that a good friend of mine was outside during a thunderstorm and got struck by lightning. I was a bit shocked, but not as much... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-8475-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Sad News Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: The other day, I heard that a good friend of mine was outside during a thunderstorm and got struck by lightning. I was a bit shocked, but not as much... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/8482/you-know-youre-a-redneck-if-you-introduce-a-friend-to-your-wife-and-sister-and-he-only-has-to https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-8482-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg How You Can Tell Your A Redneck.. Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: You know you're a redneck if you introduce a friend to your wife and sister and he only has to shake one hand. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-8482-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg How You Can Tell Your A Redneck.. Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: You know you're a redneck if you introduce a friend to your wife and sister and he only has to shake one hand. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/8506/one-morning-a-boy-got-up-and-was-leaving-the-house-with-a-hand-full-of-chicken-wire-his-father https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-8506-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg He Knows What He%27s Doing Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: One morning a boy got up and was leaving the house with a hand full of chicken wire. His father said, 'Son, where are you going?' The son replied, 'I'... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-8506-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg He Knows What He%27s Doing Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: One morning a boy got up and was leaving the house with a hand full of chicken wire. His father said, 'Son, where are you going?' The son replied, 'I... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/8514/somewhere-in-the-deep-south-bubba-called-an-attorney-and-asked-is-it-true-theyre-suing-the https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-8514-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Somewhere in the Deep South... Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Somewhere in the deep South, Bubba called an attorney and asked, "Is it true they're suing the cigarette companies for causing people to get cancer?"... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-8514-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Somewhere in the Deep South... Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Somewhere in the deep South, Bubba called an attorney and asked, "Is it true they're suing the cigarette companies for causing people to get can... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/8540/1-i-thought-graceland-was-tacky-2-no-kids-in-the-back-of-the-pick-up-its-not-safe-3-do-you https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-8540-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg 15 Things You%27ll Never Hear a Redneck Say Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: 1. I thought Graceland was tacky. 2. No kids in the back of the pick-up, it's not safe. 3. Do you think my hair is too big? 4. Honey, did you mail tha... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-8540-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg 15 Things You%27ll Never Hear a Redneck Say Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: 1. I thought Graceland was tacky. 2. No kids in the back of the pick-up, it's not safe. 3. Do you think my hair is too big? 4. Honey, did you mail... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/8692/you-might-be-a-redneck-if-you-are-having-marital-problems-because-your-wife-never-lets-you-win https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-8692-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Redneck Mariatal Probles Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: You might be a redneck if... You are having marital problems because your wife never lets you win at arm wrestling. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-8692-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Redneck Mariatal Probles Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: You might be a redneck if... You are having marital problems because your wife never lets you win at arm wrestling. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/8745/three-guys-die-in-a-car-wreck-and-are-sent-to-heaven-at-the-gates-st-peter-asks-the-three-men https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-8745-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg What Would They Say... Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Three guys die in a car wreck and are sent to heaven. At the gates St. Peter asks the three men what they would want their families to say at the fune... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-8745-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg What Would They Say... Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Three guys die in a car wreck and are sent to heaven. At the gates St. Peter asks the three men what they would want their families to say at the fun... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/8757/please-god-the-man-prayed-you-know-me-im-always-praying-to-you-yet-ive-had-nothing-but https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-8757-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Believer Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: "Please, God," the man prayed, "you know me. I'm always praying to you, yet I've had nothing but bad luck, misery and despair. Look at the butcher nex... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-8757-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Believer Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: "Please, God," the man prayed, "you know me. I'm always praying to you, yet I've had nothing but bad luck, misery and despair. Look at... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/8761/a-preacher-dies-and-when-he-gets-to-heaven-he-sees-a-new-york-cab-driver-who-has-more-crowns-he https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-8761-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg The Cab Driver Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A preacher dies, and when he gets to Heaven, he sees a New York cab driver who has more crowns. He says to an angel, "I don't get it. I devoted my who... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-8761-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg The Cab Driver Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A preacher dies, and when he gets to Heaven, he sees a New York cab driver who has more crowns. He says to an angel, "I don't get it. I devoted... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/8807/an-atheist-was-spending-a-quiet-day-fishing-when-suddenly-his-boat-was-attacked-by-the-loch-ness https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-8807-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg A True Atheist Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: An atheist was spending a quiet day fishing when suddenly his boat was attacked by the Loch Ness monster. In one easy flip, the beast tossed him and h... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-8807-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg A True Atheist Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: An atheist was spending a quiet day fishing when suddenly his boat was attacked by the Loch Ness monster. In one easy flip, the beast tossed him and... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/8828/when-abraham-liebowitz-got-to-school-he-discovered-that-he-was-the-only-jewish-kid-in-the-class https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-8828-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg The Business of Greatness Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: When Abraham Liebowitz got to school, he discovered that he was the only Jewish kid in the class, but it's a decent town and nobody really bothered hi... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-8828-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg The Business of Greatness Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: When Abraham Liebowitz got to school, he discovered that he was the only Jewish kid in the class, but it's a decent town and nobody really bothered h... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/8857/a-man-arrives-at-the-gates-of-heaven-st-peter-asks-religion-the-man-says-methodist-st https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-8857-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Heaven can wait. Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, "Religion?" The man says, "Methodist." St. Peter looks down his list, and says, "Go to room 24,... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-8857-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Heaven can wait. Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, "Religion?" The man says, "Methodist." St. Peter looks down his list, and s... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/8870/one-morning-a-man-came-into-the-church-on-crutches-he-stopped-in-front-of-the-holy-water-put-some https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-8870-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Holy Water Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: One morning a man came into the church on crutches. He stopped in front of the holy water, put some on both legs, and then threw away his crutches. An... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-8870-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Holy Water Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: One morning a man came into the church on crutches. He stopped in front of the holy water, put some on both legs, and then threw away his crutches. A... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/8876/an-archaeologist-was-digging-in-the-negev-desert-in-israel-and-came-upon-a-casket-containing-a https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-8876-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg The Israeli Archaeologist Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a casket containing a mummy, a rather rare occurrence in Israel, to say the l... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-8876-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg The Israeli Archaeologist Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a casket containing a mummy, a rather rare occurrence in Israel, to say the... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/8967/a-young-boy-came-to-sunday-school-late-his-teacher-knew-that-he-was-usually-very-prompt-so-she https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-8967-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Fishing or Sunday School Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A young boy came to Sunday School late. His teacher knew that he was usually very prompt so she asked, "Billy, is there anything wrong"? The boy repli... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-8967-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Fishing or Sunday School Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A young boy came to Sunday School late. His teacher knew that he was usually very prompt so she asked, "Billy, is there anything wrong"? Th... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/9059/a-priest-wanted-to-go-to-the-post-office-so-he-asked-a-little-boy-the-way-the-boy-took-him-to-the https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-9059-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Follow Me%2C I%27m Right Behind You%21 Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A priest wanted to go to the post office, so he asked a little boy the way. The boy took him to the post office. The priest said to the boy, "Thank yo... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-9059-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Follow Me%2C I%27m Right Behind You%21 Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A priest wanted to go to the post office, so he asked a little boy the way. The boy took him to the post office. The priest said to the boy, "Th... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/9080/two-rabbis-argued-late-into-the-night-about-the-existence-of-god-and-using-strong-arguments-from https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-9080-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Two Rabbis Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Two Rabbis argued late into the night about the existence of God, and, using strong arguments from the scriptures, ended up indisputably disproving Hi... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-9080-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Two Rabbis Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Two Rabbis argued late into the night about the existence of God, and, using strong arguments from the scriptures, ended up indisputably disproving H... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/9099/after-performing-a-marriage-the-rabbi-gave-some-advice-to-the-newlyweds-the-first-ten-years-are https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-9099-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Jewish Girl Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: After performing a marriage the rabbi gave some advice to the newlyweds: "The first ten years are always the hardest," said the rabbi. "How many years... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-9099-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Jewish Girl Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: After performing a marriage the rabbi gave some advice to the newlyweds: "The first ten years are always the hardest," said the rabbi. &quo... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/9123/whats-the-difference-between-a-bad-golfer-and-a-bad-skydiver https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-9123-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Golf vs. Skydiver Square Joke Meme Joke: A bad golfer goes whack, dang. A bad skydiver goes dang, whack. Answer:: What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-9123-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Golf vs. Skydiver Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? Answer:: A bad golfer goes whack, dang. A bad skydiver goes dang, whack. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/9128/a-man-staggers-into-an-emergency-room-with-two-black-eyes-and-a-five-iron-wrapped-tightly-around https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-9128-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Play it where it lies Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the doctor asks him what happe... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-9128-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Play it where it lies Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the doctor asks him what happ... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/9135/whats-the-definition-of-endless-love https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-9135-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Endless Love Square Joke Meme Joke: Stevie Wonder playing Ray Charles at Tennis... Endless Love! Answer:: What's the definition of Endless Love? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-9135-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Endless Love Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What's the definition of Endless Love? Answer:: Stevie Wonder playing Ray Charles at Tennis... Endless Love! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/9165/hours-after-the-end-of-the-world-a-border-dispute-emerged-between-heaven-and-hell-god-invited https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-9165-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Heaven vs Hell Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Hours after the end of the world, a border dispute emerged between heaven and hell. God, invited the devil for conversations to find a way to resolve... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-9165-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Heaven vs Hell Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Hours after the end of the world, a border dispute emerged between heaven and hell. God, invited the devil for conversations to find a way to resolve... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/9174/two-women-were-paired-together-as-partners-in-a-club-tournament-and-met-on-the-putting-green-for https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-9174-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Scratch Golfer Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Two women were paired together as partners in a club tournament and met on the putting green for the first time. After introductions, the first golfer... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-9174-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Scratch Golfer Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Two women were paired together as partners in a club tournament and met on the putting green for the first time. After introductions, the first golfe... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/9196/four-football-fans-go-rock-climbing-one-afternoon-a-patriots-fan-a-falcons-fan-an-eagles-fan https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-9196-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Four Football Fans Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Four football fans go rock climbing one afternoon: a Patriots fan, a Falcons fan, an Eagles fan, and a Steelers fan. They had been arguing all the way... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-9196-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Four Football Fans Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Four football fans go rock climbing one afternoon: a Patriots fan, a Falcons fan, an Eagles fan, and a Steelers fan. They had been arguing all the wa... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/9249/john-got-home-from-his-sunday-round-of-golf-later-than-normal-and-very-tired-bad-day-at-the https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-9249-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Putt%2C Drag%2C Putt%2C Drag%2C Putt..... Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: John got home from his Sunday round of golf later than normal and very tired. "Bad day at the course?" his wife asked. "Everything was going fine," he... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-9249-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Putt%2C Drag%2C Putt%2C Drag%2C Putt..... Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: John got home from his Sunday round of golf later than normal and very tired. "Bad day at the course?" his wife asked. "Everything was... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/9370/a-pilots-flying-a-small-single-engined-charter-plane-with-a-couple-of-really-important-execs-on https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-9370-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg A pilot flying a small Plane Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A pilot's flying a small, single-engined charter plane with a couple of really important execs on board. He's coming into Seattle airport, only there... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-9370-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg A pilot flying a small Plane Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A pilot's flying a small, single-engined charter plane with a couple of really important execs on board. He's coming into Seattle airport, only there... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/9400/wikipedia-i-know-everything-google-i-have-everything-facebook-i-know-everybody-internet https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-9400-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg The internets crytponite Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: WIKIPEDIA: I know everything. GOOGLE: I have everything. FACEBOOK: I know everybody. INTERNET: You're all nothing without me. ELECTRICITY: Keep talkin... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-9400-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg The internets crytponite Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: WIKIPEDIA: I know everything. GOOGLE: I have everything. FACEBOOK: I know everybody. INTERNET: You're all nothing without me. ELECTRICITY: Keep talki... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/9454/yo-mama-is-so-poor-that-when-i-walked-in-the-front-door-i-tripped-over-the-back-gate https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-9454-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg You mama so poor... front door Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Yo mama is so poor that when I walked in the front door, I tripped over the back gate. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-9454-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg You mama so poor... front door Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Yo mama is so poor that when I walked in the front door, I tripped over the back gate. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/9465/yo-mamas-so-ugly-not-even-the-tide-would-take-her-out https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-9465-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Yo Mama%27s so ugly not even the tide would take her out joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Yo Mama's so ugly not even the tide would take her out. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-9465-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Yo Mama%27s so ugly not even the tide would take her out joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Yo Mama's so ugly not even the tide would take her out. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/9470/yo-mama-so-dumb-she-tried-to-spell-out-the-alphabet-with-mms https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-9470-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg You momma so dumb... spelling joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Yo mama so dumb, she tried to spell out the alphabet with MM's. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-9470-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg You momma so dumb... spelling joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Yo mama so dumb, she tried to spell out the alphabet with MM's. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/9500/yo-mama-so-fat-shes-got-a-real-horse-on-her-polo-shirt https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-9500-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Your momma so fat... Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Yo mama so fat she's got a real horse on her polo shirt. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-9500-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Your momma so fat... Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Yo mama so fat she's got a real horse on her polo shirt. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/9505/if-my-dog-was-as-ugly-as-your-mom-id-shave-its-butt-and-teach-it-to-walk-backwards https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-9505-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Ugly Dog Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: If my dog was as ugly as your mom, I'd shave its butt and teach it to walk backwards! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-9505-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Ugly Dog Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: If my dog was as ugly as your mom, I'd shave its butt and teach it to walk backwards! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/9559/yo-mommas-so-fat-she-has-to-go-on-three-weight-loss-systems https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-9559-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Yo momma%27s so fat Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Yo momma's so fat, she has to go on three weight loss systems. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-9559-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Yo momma%27s so fat Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Yo momma's so fat, she has to go on three weight loss systems. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/9589/yo-momma-is-so-fat-and-hairy-that-if-she-dyed-her-hair-green-people-would-use-her-for-golf https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-9589-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Fat and Hairy Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Yo momma is so fat and hairy, that if she dyed her hair green, people would use her for golf practice. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-9589-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Fat and Hairy Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Yo momma is so fat and hairy, that if she dyed her hair green, people would use her for golf practice. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/9600/yo-momma-so-fat-she-has-her-own-area-code https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-9600-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Yo momma is so fat she has... Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Yo momma so fat she has her own area code. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-9600-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Yo momma is so fat she has... Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Yo momma so fat she has her own area code. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/9604/yo-mommas-so-ugly-when-she-went-to-the-house-of-mirrors-it-collapsed https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-9604-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg House of Mirrors Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Yo momma's so ugly, when she went to the house of mirrors, it collapsed. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-9604-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg House of Mirrors Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Yo momma's so ugly, when she went to the house of mirrors, it collapsed. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/9611/yo-momma-is-so-fat-that-when-she-put-on-a-yellow-jacket-kids-tried-to-get-her-to-go-to-school https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-9611-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Yo Momma is So Fat that Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Yo Momma is so fat... That when she put on a yellow jacket, kids tried to get her to go to school, because they thought she was the school bus. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-9611-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Yo Momma is So Fat that Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Yo Momma is so fat... That when she put on a yellow jacket, kids tried to get her to go to school, because they thought she was the school bus. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/9645/yo-mama-is-so-fat-she-was-about-to-jump-in-the-ocean-and-the-ocean-jumped-out-and-said-you https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-9645-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg You momma is so fat... the ocean Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Yo mama is so fat... She was about to jump in the ocean and the ocean jumped out and said you first. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-9645-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg You momma is so fat... the ocean Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Yo mama is so fat... She was about to jump in the ocean and the ocean jumped out and said you first. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/9674/whats-round-and-hard-and-sticks-so-far-out-of-a-mans-pajamas-you-can-hang-a-hat-on-it https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-9674-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg What Were You Thinking Square Joke Meme Joke: His head. Answer:: What's round and hard and sticks so far out of a man's pajamas you can hang a hat on it? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-9674-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg What Were You Thinking Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What's round and hard and sticks so far out of a man's pajamas you can hang a hat on it? Answer:: His head. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/9767/yo-mommas-so-fat-her-blood-type-is-rocky-road https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-9767-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Yo momma so fat her blood type is... Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Yo momma's so fat, her blood type is rocky road. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-9767-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Yo momma so fat her blood type is... Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Yo momma's so fat, her blood type is rocky road. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/9775/yo-momma-so-stupid-she-bought-a-jigsaw-puzzle-and-took-it-back-to-the-store-because-she-thought https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-9775-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Yo Momma So Stupi... Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Yo momma so stupid... She bought a jigsaw puzzle and took it back to the store because she thought it was broken! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-9775-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Yo Momma So Stupi... Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Yo momma so stupid... She bought a jigsaw puzzle and took it back to the store because she thought it was broken! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/9776/yo-momma-is-so-dumb-everytime-she-hears-a-car-horn-she-yells-happy-new-year https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-9776-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Yo Momma is So Dumb Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Yo Momma is so dumb everytime she hears a car horn she yells "Happy New Year!" | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-9776-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Yo Momma is So Dumb Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Yo Momma is so dumb everytime she hears a car horn she yells "Happy New Year!" Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/9777/yo-mommas-so-fat-they-show-imax-movies-on-her-butt https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-9777-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Yo mama so fat movie joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Yo Momma's so fat they show IMAX movies on her butt! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-9777-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Yo mama so fat movie joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Yo Momma's so fat they show IMAX movies on her butt! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/9801/yo-momma-is-so-short-she-stepped-in-a-puddle-and-drowned https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-9801-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Yo mamma is so short... Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Yo momma is so short, she stepped in a puddle and drowned. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-9801-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Yo mamma is so short... Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Yo momma is so short, she stepped in a puddle and drowned. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/9847/yo-mommas-so-stupid-she-watches-television-on-an-etch-a-sketch https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-9847-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg You momma%27s TV Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Yo momma's so stupid, she watches television on an Etch-A-Sketch. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-9847-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg You momma%27s TV Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Yo momma's so stupid, she watches television on an Etch-A-Sketch. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/9848/yo-mamas-so-cross-eyed-when-i-was-banging-her-she-thought-she-was-getting-a-threesome https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-9848-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Yo mama%27s so cross-eyed Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Yo mama's so cross-eyed, when I was banging her she thought she was getting a threesome! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-9848-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Yo mama%27s so cross-eyed Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Yo mama's so cross-eyed, when I was banging her she thought she was getting a threesome! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/9877/yo-mamma-so-fat-that-when-i-swerved-around-her-in-my-car-i-ran-out-of-gas https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-9877-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Yo Mamma So Fat.... Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Yo mamma so fat that when I swerved around her in my car, I ran out of gas! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-9877-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Yo Mamma So Fat.... Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Yo mamma so fat that when I swerved around her in my car, I ran out of gas! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/9893/yo-momma-is-so-dumb-she-put-training-wheels-on-your-tricycle https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-9893-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Training Wheels Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Yo Momma is so Dumb she put training wheels on your tricycle. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-9893-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Training Wheels Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Yo Momma is so Dumb she put training wheels on your tricycle. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/9932/yo-mamma-so-dumb-she-tripped-over-a-cordless-phone https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-9932-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Yo momma is so dumb... Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Yo mamma so dumb... She tripped over a cordless phone. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-9932-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Yo momma is so dumb... Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Yo mamma so dumb... She tripped over a cordless phone. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/9949/yo-momma-is-so-old-she-has-toys-made-in-america https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-9949-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Yo Momma is So Old... Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Yo momma is so old, she has toys made in America. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-9949-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Yo Momma is So Old... Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Yo momma is so old, she has toys made in America. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/9952/yo-mommas-breath-smells-so-bad-her-teeth-duck-when-she-yawns https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-9952-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Yo Momma%27s Breath Smells So Bad%21 Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Yo momma's breath smells so bad, her teeth duck when she yawns! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-9952-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Yo Momma%27s Breath Smells So Bad%21 Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Yo momma's breath smells so bad, her teeth duck when she yawns! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/10050/little-lori-was-in-the-garden-filling-in-a-hole-when-her-neighbor-peered-over-the-fence-interested https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-10050-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg My goldfish died%21 Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Little Lori was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the little girl was up to, he politely ask... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-10050-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg My goldfish died%21 Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Little Lori was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the little girl was up to, he politely as... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/10363/one-day-two-blondes-decided-to-take-a-trip-to-disneyland-they-were-driving-down-the-road-and-all https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-10363-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Towo blondes take a trip to Disneyland Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: One day two blondes decided to take a trip to Disneyland. They were driving down the road and all of a sudden they came to an intersection where there... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-10363-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Towo blondes take a trip to Disneyland Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: One day two blondes decided to take a trip to Disneyland. They were driving down the road and all of a sudden they came to an intersection where ther... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/10383/why-did-the-blonde-jump-off-the-bridge https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-10383-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Why did the blonde jump off the bridge Square Joke Meme Joke: Because she thought her Maxi Pad had wings! Answer:: Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-10383-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Why did the blonde jump off the bridge Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? Answer:: Because she thought her Maxi Pad had wings! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/10489/i-went-into-a-restaurant-that-served-breakfast-at-any-time-so-i-asked-for-french-toast-in-the https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-10489-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Breakfast at any time Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I went into a restaurant that served 'breakfast at any time'. So, I asked for French Toast in the time of the Renaissance. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-10489-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Breakfast at any time Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I went into a restaurant that served 'breakfast at any time'. So, I asked for French Toast in the time of the Renaissance. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/10496/little-johnny-was-told-by-a-friend-that-most-adults-are-hiding-at-least-one-dark-secret-and-that https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-10496-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Deep Dark Secrets Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Little Johnny was told by a friend that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying,... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-10496-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Deep Dark Secrets Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Little Johnny was told by a friend that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying,... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/10511/what-did-batman-say-to-robin-before-getting-in-the-batmobile https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-10511-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Batman and Robin Square Joke Meme Joke: "Get in the Batmobile, Robin!" Answer:: What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-10511-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Batman and Robin Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? Answer:: "Get in the Batmobile, Robin!" | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/10521/is-that-a-mirror-in-your-jeans https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-10521-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Is that a mirror in your jeans%3F Square Joke Meme Joke: Because I can see myself in them. Answer:: Is that a mirror in your jeans? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-10521-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Is that a mirror in your jeans%3F Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Is that a mirror in your jeans? Answer:: Because I can see myself in them. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/10714/what-movie-is-really-the-sequel-to-april-fools https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-10714-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg April Fools Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: The May-Tricks Answer:: What movie is really the sequel to April Fools? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-10714-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg April Fools Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What movie is really the sequel to April Fools? Answer:: The May-Tricks | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/10722/some-members-of-a-health-club-were-having-their-first-meeting-the-director-of-the-group-said https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-10722-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Over-indulgences Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Some members of a health club were having their first meeting. The director of the group said, "Now, I'd like each of you to give the facts of your da... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-10722-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Over-indulgences Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Some members of a health club were having their first meeting. The director of the group said, "Now, I'd like each of you to give the facts of y... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/10736/once-a-woman-was-in-labor-she-was-having-a-really-tough-time-dealing-with-the-pain-the-doctor https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-10736-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg A father feels the pain of childbirth Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Once a woman was in labor; she was having a really tough time dealing with the pain. The doctor came to her husband and her and told them of a new exp... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-10736-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg A father feels the pain of childbirth Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Once a woman was in labor; she was having a really tough time dealing with the pain. The doctor came to her husband and her and told them of a new ex... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/10774/attending-a-wedding-for-the-first-time-a-little-girl-whispered-to-her-mother-why-is-the-bride https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-10774-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Wedding Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?" "Because white is the color of hap... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-10774-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Wedding Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?" "Because white is... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/10888/a-farmer-had-three-very-beautiful-daughters-one-friday-they-all-had-dates-as-they-do-every https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-10888-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg The Farmers Dughters Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A farmer had three very beautiful daughters. One Friday they all had dates, as they do every Rriday. Well the very protective farmer was sitting in th... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-10888-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg The Farmers Dughters Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A farmer had three very beautiful daughters. One Friday they all had dates, as they do every Rriday. Well the very protective farmer was sitting in t... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/10900/a-farmer-and-his-wife-went-to-a-fair-the-farmer-was-fascinated-by-the-airplanes-and-asked-a-pilot https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-10900-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg An airplane ride Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A farmer and his wife went to a fair. The farmer was fascinated by the airplanes and asked a pilot how much a ride would cost."$10 for 3 minutes," rep... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-10900-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg An airplane ride Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A farmer and his wife went to a fair. The farmer was fascinated by the airplanes and asked a pilot how much a ride would cost."$10 for 3 minutes... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/10908/a-blonde-lived-on-a-farm-he-didnt-get-many-visitors-so-i-went-to-see-him-when-i-got-there https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-10908-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg A Blonde Farmer Square Joke Meme Joke: September 21st is the International Day of Peace! Answer:: A blonde lived on a farm. He didn't get many visitors, so I went to see him. . . when I got there, he was standing stiff as a board, out in the middle... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-10908-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg A Blonde Farmer Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A blonde lived on a farm. He didn't get many visitors, so I went to see him. . . when I got there, he was standing stiff as a board, out in the middl... Answer:: September 21st is the International Day of Peace! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/10921/two-nuns-have-just-arrived-in-the-us-and-one-says-to-the-other-i-hear-that-the-people-of-this https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-10921-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Dog eating nuns Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Two nuns have just arrived in the US and one says to the other, "I hear that the people of this country actually eat dogs" "Odd," her companion replie... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-10921-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Dog eating nuns Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Two nuns have just arrived in the US and one says to the other, "I hear that the people of this country actually eat dogs" "Odd,"... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/11140/i-think-mother-nature-really-hates-you-because-you-remind-her-so-much-of-all-her-mistakes https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-11140-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Mother Nature Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I think Mother Nature really hates you because you remind her so much of all her mistakes! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-11140-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Mother Nature Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I think Mother Nature really hates you because you remind her so much of all her mistakes! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/11193/yo-momma-so-dumb-she-thought-a-quarterback-was-a-refund https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-11193-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Yo Momma So Dumb.... Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Yo momma so dumb she thought a quarterback was a refund! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-11193-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Yo Momma So Dumb.... Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Yo momma so dumb she thought a quarterback was a refund! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/11239/you-are-not-the-worst-person-in-the-world-but-until-one-worse-comes-along-youll-do https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-11239-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg You%27ll do Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: You are not the worst person in the world, but until one worse comes along, you'll do. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-11239-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg You%27ll do Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: You are not the worst person in the world, but until one worse comes along, you'll do. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/11339/at-the-height-of-a-political-corruption-trial-the-prosecuting-attorney-attacked-a-witness-isnt https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-11339-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Political Corruption Trial Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. "Isn't it true," he bellowed, "that you accepted five thou... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-11339-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Political Corruption Trial Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. "Isn't it true," he bellowed, "that you ac... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/11365/how-many-conservative-economists-does-it-take-to-change-a-light-bulb https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-11365-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Conservative economists Square Joke Meme Joke: A: None. The invisible hand does it. B: None. "There is no need to change the light bulb. All the conditions for illumination are in place. Recent sur... Answer:: How many Conservative economists does it take to change a light bulb? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-11365-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Conservative economists Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: How many Conservative economists does it take to change a light bulb? Answer:: A: None. The invisible hand does it. B: None. "There is no need to change the light bulb. All the conditions for illumination are in place. Recent sur... | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/11376/how-many-psychiatrists-does-it-take-to-change-a-light-bulb https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-11376-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Psychiatrists and a light bulb Square Joke Meme Joke: Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change or none; the bulb will change itself when it is ready. Answer:: How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-11376-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Psychiatrists and a light bulb Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? Answer:: Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change or none; the bulb will change itself when it is ready. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/11382/how-many-unix-hacks-does-it-take-to-change-a-light-bulb https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-11382-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Unix Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: As many as you want; they're all virtual, anyway. Answer:: How many Unix hacks does it take to change a light bulb? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-11382-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Unix Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: How many Unix hacks does it take to change a light bulb? Answer:: As many as you want; they're all virtual, anyway. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/11400/how-many-feminists-does-it-take-to-change-a-light-bulb https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-11400-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Feminists Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: That's not funny! Answer:: How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-11400-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Feminists Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Answer:: That's not funny! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/11413/what-is-the-difference-between-a-pregnant-woman-and-a-light-bulb https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-11413-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg A pregnant woman and a light bulb Square Joke Meme Joke: You can unscrew a light bulb. Answer:: What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-11413-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg A pregnant woman and a light bulb Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? Answer:: You can unscrew a light bulb. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/11429/how-many-federal-employees-does-it-take-to-screw-in-a-light-bulb https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-11429-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Federal employee Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget! Answer:: How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-11429-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Federal employee Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Answer:: Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/11473/how-many-magicians-does-it-take-to-change-a-light-bulb https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-11473-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Change a light bulb joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Depends on what you want to change it into. Answer:: How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-11473-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Change a light bulb joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb? Answer:: Depends on what you want to change it into. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/11489/an-elderly-man-lay-dying-in-his-bed-in-deaths-agony-he-suddenly-smelled-the-aroma-of-his https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-11489-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg An elderly man lay dying in his bed Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: An elderly man lay dying in his bed. In death's agony, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite sugar cookies wafting up the stairs. He gathered... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-11489-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg An elderly man lay dying in his bed Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: An elderly man lay dying in his bed. In death's agony, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite sugar cookies wafting up the stairs. He gathered... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/11513/if-you-love-something-set-it-free-if-it-comes-back-it-was-and-always-will-be-yours-if-it-never https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-11513-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg If You Love Something%2C Set It Free Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was and always will be yours. If it never returns, it was never yours to begin with. If, howe... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-11513-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg If You Love Something%2C Set It Free Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was and always will be yours. If it never returns, it was never yours to begin with. If, how... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/11541/a-young-man-saw-an-elderly-couple-sitting-down-to-lunch-at-mcdonalds-he-noticed-that-they-had https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-11541-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Fifty Fithy Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald's. He noticed that they had ordered one meal, and an extra drink cup. As he watche... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-11541-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Fifty Fithy Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald's. He noticed that they had ordered one meal, and an extra drink cup. As he watch... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/11553/once-there-was-a-man-who-every-week-bought-a-lottery-ticket-in-the-local-liquor-store-he-really https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-11553-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg One lucky man Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Once there was a man who every week bought a lottery ticket in the local liquor store. He really didn't expect to win until one day he jumped in joy w... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-11553-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg One lucky man Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Once there was a man who every week bought a lottery ticket in the local liquor store. He really didn't expect to win until one day he jumped in joy... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/11554/sadies-husband-jake-has-been-slipping-in-and-out-of-a-coma-for-several-months-yet-his-faithful https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-11554-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Faithful Wife Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Sadie's husband Jake has been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet his faithful wife stays by his bedside day and night. One night, J... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-11554-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Faithful Wife Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Sadie's husband Jake has been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet his faithful wife stays by his bedside day and night. One night,... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/11593/a-woman-and-a-baby-come-into-the-doctors-office-she-is-taken-into-an-examining-room-and-waits-for https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-11593-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Breast or bottle fed%3F Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A woman and a baby come into the doctor's office. She is taken into an examining room and waits for the doctor. After arriving there, the doctor exami... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-11593-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Breast or bottle fed%3F Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A woman and a baby come into the doctor's office. She is taken into an examining room and waits for the doctor. After arriving there, the doctor exam... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/11597/a-guy-goes-to-the-doctor-for-a-checkup-and-the-doctor-sayswell-sir-i-have-bad-news-and-i-have https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-11597-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg A guy goes to the doctor for a checkup... Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A guy goes to the doctor for a checkup and the doctor says,"Well sir, I have bad news and I have worse news". The guy says, "Well gimme the worst news... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-11597-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg A guy goes to the doctor for a checkup... Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A guy goes to the doctor for a checkup and the doctor says,"Well sir, I have bad news and I have worse news". The guy says, "Well gimm... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/11598/a-man-returns-to-the-us-from-overseas-and-is-feeling-very-ill-he-goes-to-see-his-doctor-and-is https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-11598-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Nasty Virus Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A man returns to the U.S. from overseas and is feeling very ill. He goes to see his doctor, and is immediately rushed to the hospital, to undergo a ba... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-11598-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Nasty Virus Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A man returns to the U.S. from overseas and is feeling very ill. He goes to see his doctor, and is immediately rushed to the hospital, to undergo a b... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/11698/a-man-and-a-woman-are-riding-next-to-each-other-in-first-class-the-man-sneezes-and-then-starts https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-11698-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Sneezgasm Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A man and a woman are riding next to each other in first class. The man sneezes and then starts screaming with extasy and pleasure. A few minutes pass... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-11698-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Sneezgasm Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A man and a woman are riding next to each other in first class. The man sneezes and then starts screaming with extasy and pleasure. A few minutes pas... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/11704/two-couples-were-playing-cards-jeff-accidentally-dropped-some-cards-on-the-floor-when-he-bent https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-11704-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Did you see anything under the table you liked%3F Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Two couples were playing cards. Jeff accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed that... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-11704-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Did you see anything under the table you liked%3F Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Two couples were playing cards. Jeff accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed that... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/11722/it-was-a-hot-summer-day-and-the-old-courthouse-was-just-as-hot-the-air-was-thick-and-humid-and https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-11722-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Obscene phone calls Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: It was a hot summer day, and the old courthouse was just as hot. The air was thick and humid, and the jury was having a hard time staying focused. One... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-11722-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Obscene phone calls Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: It was a hot summer day, and the old courthouse was just as hot. The air was thick and humid, and the jury was having a hard time staying focused. On... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/11740/jennys-husband-jay-was-a-male-chauvinist-even-though-they-both-worked-full-time-he-never https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-11740-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Male Chauvinist Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Jenny's husband, Jay, was a male chauvinist. Even though they both worked full-time, he never helped around the house. Housework was woman's work! But... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-11740-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Male Chauvinist Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Jenny's husband, Jay, was a male chauvinist. Even though they both worked full-time, he never helped around the house. Housework was woman's work! Bu... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/11776/a-woman-woke-in-the-middle-of-the-night-to-find-her-husband-missing-from-their-bed-in-the https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-11776-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Marraige or Prison Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A woman woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing from their bed. In the stillness of the house, she could hear a muffled sound down... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-11776-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Marraige or Prison Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A woman woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing from their bed. In the stillness of the house, she could hear a muffled sound dow... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/11796/a-priest-and-a-rabbi-found-themselves-sharing-a-compartment-on-a-train-after-a-while-the-priest https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-11796-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Don%27t eat the pork Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A priest and a rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train. After a while, the priest opened a conversation by saying, "I know that in you... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-11796-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Don%27t eat the pork Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A priest and a rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train. After a while, the priest opened a conversation by saying, "I know that... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/11804/a-husband-and-wife-are-waiting-at-the-bus-stop-with-them-are-their-eight-children-a-blind-man https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-11804-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg A blind man%27s cane. Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop, with them are their eight children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives,... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-11804-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg A blind man%27s cane. Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop, with them are their eight children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives,... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/11824/a-fireman-came-from-work-one-day-and-told-his-wife-you-know-we-have-a-wonderful-system-at-the https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-11824-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Firehouse Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A fireman came from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station. Bell 1 rings and we all put on our jack... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-11824-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Firehouse Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A fireman came from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station. Bell 1 rings and we all put on ou... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/11829/an-older-couple-are-playing-in-the-annual-club-championship-they-are-playing-in-a-playoff-hole-and https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-11829-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Six inch putt Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: An older couple are playing in the annual club championship. They are playing in a playoff hole and it is down to a 6 inch putt that the wife has to m... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-11829-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Six inch putt Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: An older couple are playing in the annual club championship. They are playing in a playoff hole and it is down to a 6 inch putt that the wife has to... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/11835/a-guy-goes-into-a-pharmacy-walks-up-to-the-pharmacist-and-asks-him-for-some-condoms-the https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-11835-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg A guy goes into a pharmacy Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A guy goes into a pharmacy, walks up to the pharmacist and asks him for some condoms. The pharmacist says: "well they come in packs of 3, 9, and 12".... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-11835-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg A guy goes into a pharmacy Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A guy goes into a pharmacy, walks up to the pharmacist and asks him for some condoms. The pharmacist says: "well they come in packs of 3, 9, and... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/11861/there-was-a-blonde-sitting-on-a-plane-in-first-class-seats-with-an-economy-class-ticket-the-flight https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-11861-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Blonde And Beautiful Going To New York Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: There was a blonde sitting on a plane in first-class seats with an economy class ticket. The flight attendant asked to check her ticket. "Excuse me,"... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-11861-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Blonde And Beautiful Going To New York Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: There was a blonde sitting on a plane in first-class seats with an economy class ticket. The flight attendant asked to check her ticket. "Excuse... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/11946/three-men-are-traveling-in-the-amazon-a-canadian-an-american-and-a-mexican-they-get-captured-by https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-11946-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Crime and Punishment Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Three men are traveling in the Amazon: a Canadian, an American, and a Mexican. They get captured by a fierce tribe of Amazonians. The tribe leader tel... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-11946-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Crime and Punishment Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Three men are traveling in the Amazon: a Canadian, an American, and a Mexican. They get captured by a fierce tribe of Amazonians. The tribe leader te... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/11988/a-chicken-and-an-egg-check-into-a-cheap-motel-room-moments-later-the-chicken-sits-up-against-the https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-11988-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg The chicken or the egg%3F Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A chicken and an egg check into a cheap motel room. Moments later the chicken sits up against the headboard and lights a cigarette. The egg says, "Wel... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-11988-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg The chicken or the egg%3F Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A chicken and an egg check into a cheap motel room. Moments later the chicken sits up against the headboard and lights a cigarette. The egg says, &qu... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/11998/why-did-minie-mouse-get-kicked-out-of-the-sand-box https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-11998-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Minnie Mouse Square Joke Meme Joke: Becase she sat on Pinochio's face and said "Lie to me Pinochio lie!" Answer:: Why did Minie Mouse get kicked out of the sand box? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-11998-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Minnie Mouse Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why did Minie Mouse get kicked out of the sand box? Answer:: Becase she sat on Pinochio's face and said "Lie to me Pinochio lie!" | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/12005/steven-spielberg-was-discussing-his-new-project-an-action-docudrama-about-famous-composers https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-12005-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Silly Entertainment Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Steven Spielberg was discussing his new project - an action docudrama about famous composers starring top movie stars. Sylvester Stallone, Steven Seag... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-12005-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Silly Entertainment Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Steven Spielberg was discussing his new project - an action docudrama about famous composers starring top movie stars. Sylvester Stallone, Steven Sea... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/12020/i-was-reminded-today-just-how-awful-my-wifes-cooking-was-when-we-were-first-married-yes-its https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-12020-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg A wifes cooking Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I was reminded today just how awful my wife's cooking was when we were first married. Yes, it's cliche but it's true. It was so bad that I teased her... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-12020-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg A wifes cooking Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I was reminded today just how awful my wife's cooking was when we were first married. Yes, it's cliche but it's true. It was so bad that I teased her... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/12039/airplanes-are-better-that-women-because-1-an-airplane-will-kill-you-quicklya-woman-takes https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-12039-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg 15 Reasons why airplanes are better than women. Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Airplanes are better that women because... 1. An airplane will kill you quickly...a woman takes her time.2. Airplanes like to do it inverted.3. Airpla... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-12039-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg 15 Reasons why airplanes are better than women. Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Airplanes are better that women because... 1. An airplane will kill you quickly...a woman takes her time. 2. Airplanes like to do it inverted. 3. Ai... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/12042/isnt-it-ironic-that-some-woman-puts-on-wigs-fake-eyelashes-false-fingernails-sixteen-pounds-of https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-12042-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Isn%27t it ironic%3F Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Isn't it ironic that some woman puts on wigs, fake eyelashes, false fingernails, sixteen pounds of assorted make-up/shadows/blushes/creams, living bra... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-12042-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Isn%27t it ironic%3F Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Isn't it ironic that some woman puts on wigs, fake eyelashes, false fingernails, sixteen pounds of assorted make-up/shadows/blushes/creams, living br... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/12071/what-is-the-definition-of-eternity https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-12071-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Definition of eternity Square Joke Meme Joke: Four blondes in separate cars at a 4-way stop. Answer:: What is the definition of eternity? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-12071-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Definition of eternity Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What is the definition of eternity? Answer:: Four blondes in separate cars at a 4-way stop. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/12121/it-was-decided-by-microsoft-during-a-brilliant-brainstorming-session-that-military-service-would https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-12121-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Microsoft Humor Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: It was decided by Microsoft during a brilliant brainstorming session that military service would improve the skills and discipline of their finest tec... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-12121-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Microsoft Humor Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: It was decided by Microsoft during a brilliant brainstorming session that military service would improve the skills and discipline of their finest te... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/12131/a-chemistry-teacher-wanted-to-teach-his-class-a-lesson-about-the-evils-of-liquor-so-he-produced-an https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-12131-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Whiskey and Worms Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A chemistry teacher wanted to teach his class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-12131-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Whiskey and Worms Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A chemistry teacher wanted to teach his class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glas... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/12192/a-man-went-camping-in-the-woods-by-himself-he-awoke-early-in-the-morning-to-hear-a-strange https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-12192-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Religious Bear Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A man went camping in the woods by himself. He awoke early in the morning to hear a strange growling sound. He looked out to see a bear. He immediatel... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-12192-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Religious Bear Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A man went camping in the woods by himself. He awoke early in the morning to hear a strange growling sound. He looked out to see a bear. He immediate... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/12204/two-programmers-walked-along-the-street-they-saw-a-beautiful-blonde-not-far-away-and-one-of-them https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-12204-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Two programmers and a blonde joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Two programmers walked along the street. They saw a beautiful blonde not far away and one of them said, "Too bad that girls have no standard interface... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-12204-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Two programmers and a blonde joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Two programmers walked along the street. They saw a beautiful blonde not far away and one of them said, "Too bad that girls have no standard int... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/12225/rick-was-in-the-hospital-for-a-complete-check-up-at-1100am-they-brought-him-soup-for-lunch-he https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-12225-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Don%27t refuse the hospital soup Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Rick was in the hospital for a complete check-up. At 11:00AM, they brought him soup for lunch. He refused it. At 2:00PM, they again tried to serve him... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-12225-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Don%27t refuse the hospital soup Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Rick was in the hospital for a complete check-up. At 11:00AM, they brought him soup for lunch. He refused it. At 2:00PM, they again tried to serve hi... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/12237/a-pirate-walks-in-to-a-bar-he-has-the-whole-pirate-gettup-peg-leg-funky-hatthe-long-beard-and https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-12237-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Pirate with ship%27s steering wheel Square Joke Meme Joke: September 30th is World Maritime Day! Answer:: A pirate walks in to a bar, he has the whole pirate gettup: peg leg, funky hat,the long beard, and the parrot. But he has a ship steering wheel in his... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-12237-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Pirate with ship%27s steering wheel Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A pirate walks in to a bar, he has the whole pirate gettup: peg leg, funky hat,the long beard, and the parrot. But he has a ship steering wheel in hi... Answer:: September 30th is World Maritime Day! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/12260/what-do-you-do-when-the-dishwasher-stops-working https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-12260-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Sexist Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Slap her! Answer:: What do you do when the dishwasher stops working? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-12260-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Sexist Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you do when the dishwasher stops working? Answer:: Slap her! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/12273/a-guy-sticks-his-head-into-a-barber-shop-and-asks-how-long-before-i-can-get-a-haircut-the https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-12273-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg How long before I need a hair cut. Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says, "About 2 hours."... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-12273-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg How long before I need a hair cut. Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says, "... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/12309/john-and-rick-were-borthers-who-worked-at-a-used-car-dealership-one-day-rick-came-to-work-with https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-12309-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg How I Burnt My Ears. Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: John and Rick were borthers who worked at a used car dealership. One day Rick came to work with bandages on both ears. John noticed and asked, "How di... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-12309-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg How I Burnt My Ears. Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: John and Rick were borthers who worked at a used car dealership. One day Rick came to work with bandages on both ears. John noticed and asked, "... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/12344/why-couldnt-the-skeleton-cross-the-road https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-12344-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Skeleton Crossing Square Joke Meme Joke: Because he didn't have the guts. Answer:: Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-12344-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Skeleton Crossing Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer:: Because he didn't have the guts. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/12381/a-young-brunette-goes-into-the-doctors-office-and-says-that-her-body-hurts-whever-she-touches-it https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-12381-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg My body hurts wherever I touch it. Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A young brunette goes into the doctors office and says that her body hurts whever she touches it. "Impossible", says the doctor. "show me". She takes... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-12381-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg My body hurts wherever I touch it. Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A young brunette goes into the doctors office and says that her body hurts whever she touches it. "Impossible", says the doctor. "show... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/12424/a-blonde-is-terribly-overweight-so-her-doctor-puts-her-on-a-diet-i-want-you-to-eat-regularly-for https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-12424-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg A blonde on a diet Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedu... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-12424-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg A blonde on a diet Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this p... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/12459/an-american-and-north-korean-are-bragging-about-their-countries-the-american-says-in-my-country https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-12459-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Polls vs Poles Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: An American and North Korean are bragging about their countries. The American says "In my country, our technology is so good that we know who will win... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-12459-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Polls vs Poles Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: An American and North Korean are bragging about their countries. The American says "In my country, our technology is so good that we know who wi... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/12502/what-do-men-and-linoleum-have-in-common https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-12502-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Men and linoleum Square Joke Meme Joke: Lay them right and you can walk all over them for the rest of your life. Answer:: What do men and linoleum have in common? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-12502-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Men and linoleum Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do men and linoleum have in common? Answer:: Lay them right and you can walk all over them for the rest of your life. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/12516/why-is-lemon-juice-mostly-artificial-ingredients-but-dishwashing-liquid-contains-real-lemons https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-12516-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Pondering thoughts Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Why is lemon juice mostly artificial ingredients, but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-12516-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Pondering thoughts Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why is lemon juice mostly artificial ingredients, but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons? Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/12534/what-is-the-difference-between-a-girlfriend-and-a-wife https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-12534-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Girlfriend vs. Wife Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: About 35 pounds. Answer:: What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-12534-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Girlfriend vs. Wife Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? Answer:: About 35 pounds. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/12571/why-buy-a-product-that-it-takes-2000-flushes-to-get-rid-of https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-12571-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg 2000 Flushes Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Why buy a product that it takes 2000 flushes to get rid of? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-12571-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg 2000 Flushes Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why buy a product that it takes 2000 flushes to get rid of? Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/12655/you-might-be-a-redneck-if-you-have-every-episode-of-hee-haw-on-tape https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-12655-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Dated - You might be a redneck if... Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: You might be a redneck if... you have every episode of Hee-Haw on tape. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-12655-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Dated - You might be a redneck if... Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: You might be a redneck if... you have every episode of Hee-Haw on tape. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/12779/five-cannibals-get-appointed-as-programmers-in-an-it-company-during-the-welcoming-ceremony-the https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-12779-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Cannibals programmers Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Five cannibals get appointed as programmers in an IT company. During the welcoming ceremony the boss says: "You're all part of our team now. You can e... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-12779-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Cannibals programmers Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Five cannibals get appointed as programmers in an IT company. During the welcoming ceremony the boss says: "You're all part of our team now. You... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/12818/according-to-statistics-last-year-over-17-million-american-families-paid-a-lot-of-money-for-things https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-12818-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg American Expenditures Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: According to statistics, last year over 17 million American families paid a lot of money for things that looked funny and didn't work. Seven million o... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-12818-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg American Expenditures Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: According to statistics, last year over 17 million American families paid a lot of money for things that looked funny and didn't work. Seven million... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/12856/the-ceo-of-a-vacuum-cleaner-company-was-impatient-with-the-poor-job-his-salespeople-were-doing-so https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-12856-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg You have my GUARANTEE%21 Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: The CEO of a Vacuum Cleaner company was impatient with the poor job his salespeople were doing, so one day he decided to do the job himself. He pulled... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-12856-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg You have my GUARANTEE%21 Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: The CEO of a Vacuum Cleaner company was impatient with the poor job his salespeople were doing, so one day he decided to do the job himself. He pulle... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/12862/your-mama-so-fat-that-shes-the-big-rolling-ball-in-the-movie-indiana-jones https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-12862-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Yo momma is so fat she the big... Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Your mama so fat that she's the big rolling ball in the movie Indiana Jones. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-12862-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Yo momma is so fat she the big... Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Your mama so fat that she's the big rolling ball in the movie Indiana Jones. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/12880/what-does-the-dentist-of-the-year-get https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-12880-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Dentis of the year Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: A little plaque. Answer:: What does the dentist of the year get? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-12880-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Dentis of the year Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What does the dentist of the year get? Answer:: A little plaque. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/12946/a-lawyer-opened-the-door-of-his-bmw-when-suddenly-a-car-came-along-and-hit-the-door-ripping-it https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-12946-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg A lawyer and his BMW Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene,... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-12946-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg A lawyer and his BMW Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13010/donald-trump-barack-obama-a-spectacular-looking-blonde-and-a-frightfully-awful-looking-fat-lady https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13010-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Donald Trump and Barack Obama on a train joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Donald Trump, Barack Obama, a spectacular looking blonde, and a frightfully awful looking fat lady were in a train carriage. After several minutes of... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13010-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Donald Trump and Barack Obama on a train joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Donald Trump, Barack Obama, a spectacular looking blonde, and a frightfully awful looking fat lady were in a train carriage. After several minutes of... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13181/a-burglar-was-cruising-through-a-posh-suburb-looking-for-an-opportunity-at-one-house-he-saw-a https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13181-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg I see you and Jesus sees you Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A burglar was cruising through a posh suburb looking for an opportunity. At one house he saw a truck unloading a big-screen television, stereo, and vi... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13181-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg I see you and Jesus sees you Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A burglar was cruising through a posh suburb looking for an opportunity. At one house he saw a truck unloading a big-screen television, stereo, and v... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13228/there-was-a-minister-whose-wife-was-expecting-a-baby-the-minister-went-to-the-congregation-and https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13228-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Acts of God Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: There was a Minister whose wife was expecting a baby. The Minister went to the congregation and asked for a raise. After much consideration and discus... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13228-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Acts of God Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: There was a Minister whose wife was expecting a baby. The Minister went to the congregation and asked for a raise. After much consideration and discu... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13233/yo-mama-is-so-fat-she-can-sell-shade https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13233-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Yo mama is so fat she can sell shade Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Yo mama is so fat, she can sell shade. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13233-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Yo mama is so fat she can sell shade Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Yo mama is so fat, she can sell shade. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13262/four-catholic-women-are-sitting-in-a-cafe-sipping-their-tea-talking-about-their-great-sons-soon https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13262-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg The best son Square Joke Meme Joke: September 28th is National Sons Day! Answer:: Four Catholic women are sitting in a cafe sipping their tea, talking about their great sons. Soon it begins as a contest to see who has the best son.... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13262-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg The best son Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Four Catholic women are sitting in a cafe sipping their tea, talking about their great sons. Soon it begins as a contest to see who has the best son.... Answer:: September 28th is National Sons Day! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13303/two-engineering-students-were-walking-across-campus-when-one-said-where-did-you-get-such-a-great https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13303-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg An engineers bike Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?" The second engineer replied, "Well, I was wa... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13303-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg An engineers bike Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?" The second engineer replied, &quo... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13312/at-duke-university-there-were-four-sophomores-taking-organic-chemistry-they-were-doing-so-well-on https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13312-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Excuse for missing final exam. Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: At Duke University, there were four sophomores taking Organic Chemistry. They were doing so well on all the quizzes, midterms and labs, etc., that eac... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13312-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Excuse for missing final exam. Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: At Duke University, there were four sophomores taking Organic Chemistry. They were doing so well on all the quizzes, midterms and labs, etc., that ea... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13329/what-did-one-snowman-say-to-the-other-snowman https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13329-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Snowmen Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Do you smell carrots? Answer:: What did one snowman say to the other snowman? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13329-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Snowmen Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What did one snowman say to the other snowman? Answer:: Do you smell carrots? | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13368/a-guy-went-into-a-bookshop-and-asked-the-salesgirl-if-she-had-a-book-called-how-to-master-your https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13368-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Science Fiction Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A guy went into a bookshop and asked the salesgirl if she had a book called, "How to Master Your Wife." The salesgirl said, "Our science fiction secti... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13368-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Science Fiction Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A guy went into a bookshop and asked the salesgirl if she had a book called, "How to Master Your Wife." The salesgirl said, "Our scien... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13429/a-man-went-to-visit-his-90-year-old-grandfather-in-a-very-secluded-rural-area-of-the-state-he-lived https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13429-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Clean Dishes Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A man went to visit his 90 year old grandfather in a very secluded rural area of the state he lived in. After spending the night, his grandfather prep... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13429-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Clean Dishes Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A man went to visit his 90 year old grandfather in a very secluded rural area of the state he lived in. After spending the night, his grandfather pre... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13453/a-teacher-asks-her-students-if-theyre-yankees-fans-all-of-the-hands-go-up-except-for-one-student https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13453-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg A teacher asks her students if they%27re Yankees fans. Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A teacher asks her students if they're Yankees fans. All of the hands go up except for one student. "Okay, Bobby. What team are you a fan of?" "The Re... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13453-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg A teacher asks her students if they%27re Yankees fans. Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A teacher asks her students if they're Yankees fans. All of the hands go up except for one student. "Okay, Bobby. What team are you a fan of?&qu... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13513/a-young-man-was-showing-off-his-new-sports-car-to-his-girlfriend-she-was-thrilled-with-the-speed https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13513-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg The need for speed Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A young man was showing off his new sports car to his girlfriend. She was thrilled with the speed. "If I do 150mph will you take off your clothes?" he... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13513-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg The need for speed Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A young man was showing off his new sports car to his girlfriend. She was thrilled with the speed. "If I do 150mph will you take off your clothe... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13519/laura-fell-for-her-handsome-new-dentist-like-a-ton-of-bricks-soon-she-had-lured-him-into-a-series https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13519-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Dentist Affair Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Laura fell for her handsome new dentist like a ton of bricks. Soon she had lured him into a series of passionate rendezvous in the dental clinic after... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13519-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Dentist Affair Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Laura fell for her handsome new dentist like a ton of bricks. Soon she had lured him into a series of passionate rendezvous in the dental clinic afte... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13542/a-husband-and-his-wife-were-having-a-big-argument-at-breakfastyou-arent-so-good-in-bed-either https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13542-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Not good in bed joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A husband and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast."You aren't so good in bed either!" he shouted and stormed off to work. By midmorning,... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13542-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Not good in bed joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A husband and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast."You aren't so good in bed either!" he shouted and stormed off to work. By m... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13557/a-very-attractive-young-lady-was-sitting-in-a-fine-restaurant-one-night-waiting-for-her-date-as https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13557-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Blame it on the waiter Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A very attractive young lady was sitting in a fine restaurant one night. Waiting for her date as she was, she wanted to make sure everything was perfe... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13557-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Blame it on the waiter Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A very attractive young lady was sitting in a fine restaurant one night. Waiting for her date as she was, she wanted to make sure everything was perf... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13573/a-woman-goes-into-a-tattoo-parlor-and-tells-the-tattoo-artist-that-she-wants-a-tattoo-of-a-turkey https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13573-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Holiday Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A woman goes into a tattoo parlor and tells the tattoo artist that she wants a tattoo of a turkey on her right thigh, right up just below her bikini l... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13573-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Holiday Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A woman goes into a tattoo parlor and tells the tattoo artist that she wants a tattoo of a turkey on her right thigh, right up just below her bikini... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13614/one-day-this-lady-is-golfing-and-she-hits-her-ball-in-the-woods-she-goes-to-look-for-it-and https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13614-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg A ladies last wish Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: One day, this lady is golfing, and she hits her ball in the woods. she goes to look for it, and intead finds a frog in a trap. Hey, it says. Let me go... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13614-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg A ladies last wish Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: One day, this lady is golfing, and she hits her ball in the woods. she goes to look for it, and intead finds a frog in a trap. Hey, it says. Let me g... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13636/similiarity-between-a-woman-and-a-computer https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13636-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Old Technology Square Joke Meme Joke: Both can accept a 3.5 inch floppy. Answer:: Similiarity between a woman and a computer! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13636-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Old Technology Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Similiarity between a woman and a computer! Answer:: Both can accept a 3.5 inch floppy. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13641/a-54-year-old-accountant-leaves-a-letter-for-his-wife-one-friday-evening-that-reads-dear-wife https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13641-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg A husband and his mistress Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one Friday evening that reads: Dear Wife (that's what he called her): I am 54 and by the time yo... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13641-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg A husband and his mistress Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one Friday evening that reads: Dear Wife (that's what he called her): I am 54 and by the time y... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13643/yo-momma-is-so-fat-when-she-farts-she-can-melt-the-ice-on-pluto https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13643-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Yo momma is so fat when she farts joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Yo momma is so fat when she farts she can melt the ice on Pluto. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13643-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Yo momma is so fat when she farts joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Yo momma is so fat when she farts she can melt the ice on Pluto. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13654/yo-mamma-so-ugly-when-she-goes-bungie-jumping-instead-of-putting-the-chord-around-her-ankles-they https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13654-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Yo mamma bungie jumping Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Yo mamma so ugly when she goes bungie jumping instead of putting the chord around her ankles they put it around her neck. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13654-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Yo mamma bungie jumping Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Yo mamma so ugly when she goes bungie jumping instead of putting the chord around her ankles they put it around her neck. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13659/yo-mamma-so-fat-she-fell-in-love-and-broke-it https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13659-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg You momma so fat she fell... Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Yo mamma so fat she fell in love... and broke it. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13659-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg You momma so fat she fell... Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Yo mamma so fat she fell in love... and broke it. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13701/yo-mama-so-dumb-when-someone-told-her-to-speak-her-mind-she-was-speechless https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13701-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Yo mamma so dumb... Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Yo mama so dumb when someone told her to speak her mind she was speechless. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13701-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Yo mamma so dumb... Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Yo mama so dumb when someone told her to speak her mind she was speechless. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13716/yo-mamma-so-poor-that-when-i-saw-her-kick-a-can-down-the-street-i-asked-her-what-she-was-doing-and https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13716-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Yo mamma so poor... Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Yo mamma so poor that when I saw her kick a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing and she said,"Moving" | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13716-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Yo mamma so poor... Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Yo mamma so poor that when I saw her kick a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing and she said,"Moving" Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13764/yo-mamas-so-fat-she-makes-shamu-look-like-a-tic-tic https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13764-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Yo mamma so fat she makes shamu... Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Yo mama's so fat she makes shamu look like a tic-tic. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13764-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Yo mamma so fat she makes shamu... Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Yo mama's so fat she makes shamu look like a tic-tic. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13770/yo-mama-so-fat-she-stepped-on-a-scale-and-it-said-one-at-a-time-please https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13770-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Yo Mama So Fat... Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Yo mama so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said, "One at a time please." | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13770-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Yo Mama So Fat... Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Yo mama so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said, "One at a time please." Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13772/there-were-three-friends-stranded-on-an-island-exploring-the-island-the-three-men-found-a-bottle https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13772-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg There were three friends stranded on an island... Square Joke Meme Joke: September 23rd is National Family Day! Answer:: There were three friends stranded on an island. Exploring the island, the three men found a bottle so they opened it. A genie came out, and she said t... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13772-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg There were three friends stranded on an island... Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: There were three friends stranded on an island. Exploring the island, the three men found a bottle so they opened it. A genie came out, and she said... Answer:: September 23rd is National Family Day! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13785/a-fart-is-the-only-bodily-function-which-has-its-own-punctuation-what-is-it https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13785-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Bodily Function Punctuation Square Joke Meme Joke: The skid mark. Answer:: A fart is the only bodily function which has its own punctuation. What is it? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13785-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Bodily Function Punctuation Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A fart is the only bodily function which has its own punctuation. What is it? Answer:: The skid mark. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13786/a-human-fart-can-be-louder-than-a-trombone-i-discovered-that-at-my-daughters-school-concert https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13786-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Fart Louder Than a Trombone Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A human fart can be louder than a trombone. I discovered that at my daughter's school concert. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13786-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Fart Louder Than a Trombone Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A human fart can be louder than a trombone. I discovered that at my daughter's school concert. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13787/dad-do-farts-have-a-weight-i-dont-think-so-sowell-i-guess-i-pooped-myself https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13787-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Weight of a Fart Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: -Dad, do farts have a weight? -I don't think so -So....well, I guess I pooped myself. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13787-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Weight of a Fart Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: -Dad, do farts have a weight? -I don't think so -So....well, I guess I pooped myself. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13788/why-is-a-ninja-is-like-a-fart https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13788-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Ninja Fart Square Joke Meme Joke: They are both silent, but deadly. Answer:: Why is a ninja is like a fart. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13788-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Ninja Fart Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why is a ninja is like a fart. Answer:: They are both silent, but deadly. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13789/love-is-the-fart-of-every-heart-for-when-held-in-it-pains-the-host-but-when-released-pains-others https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13789-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Valentine%27s Day Poem Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Love is the fart of every heart, for when held in it pains the host, but when released pains others most. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13789-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Valentine%27s Day Poem Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Love is the fart of every heart, for when held in it pains the host, but when released pains others most. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13790/art-is-when-u-fart-without-f https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13790-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg The Art of a Fart Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Art is when u fart without F. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13790-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg The Art of a Fart Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Art is when u fart without F. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13791/why-are-babies-like-farts https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13791-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Babies are like farts. Square Joke Meme Joke: We only like our own. Answer:: Why are babies like farts? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13791-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Babies are like farts. Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why are babies like farts? Answer:: We only like our own. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13792/bad-jokes-are-like-farts-better-to-let-them-pass https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13792-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Bad Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Bad jokes are like farts, better to let them pass. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13792-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Bad Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Bad jokes are like farts, better to let them pass. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13793/what-is-born-skinless-flies-wingless-and-sings-until-it-dies https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13793-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg What is born skinless%2C flies wingless and sings until it dies Square Joke Meme Joke: A fart. Answer:: What is born skinless, flies wingless and sings until it dies? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13793-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg What is born skinless%2C flies wingless and sings until it dies Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What is born skinless, flies wingless and sings until it dies? Answer:: A fart. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13794/chuck-norris-farted-once-he-did-it-in-the-sahara-forest https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13794-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Chuck Norris Fart Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Chuck Norris farted once. He did it in the Sahara forest. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13794-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Chuck Norris Fart Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Chuck Norris farted once. He did it in the Sahara forest. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13795/what-is-a-clowns-fart-made-of https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13795-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Clowns Farts Square Joke Meme Joke: Laughing gas. Answer:: What is a clowns fart made of? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13795-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Clowns Farts Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What is a clowns fart made of? Answer:: Laughing gas. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13796/did-i-ever-tell-you-about-the-time-i-had-a-fart-that-lasted-for-an-entire-minute https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13796-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Long Fart Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: It's a long-winded story. Answer:: Did I ever tell you about the time I had a fart that lasted for an entire minute? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13796-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Long Fart Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Did I ever tell you about the time I had a fart that lasted for an entire minute? Answer:: It's a long-winded story. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13797/did-you-hear-about-the-new-text-a-fart-service https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13797-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Text a Fart Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: It's just one cent per scent sent! Answer:: Did you hear about the new text-a-fart service? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13797-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Text a Fart Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Did you hear about the new text-a-fart service? Answer:: It's just one cent per scent sent! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13798/did-you-hear-about-the-unconstitutional-ban-on-farts https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13798-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Unconstitutional Farts Square Joke Meme Joke: It's disgusting. Answer:: Did you hear about the unconstitutional ban on farts? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13798-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Unconstitutional Farts Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Did you hear about the unconstitutional ban on farts? Answer:: It's disgusting. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13799/did-you-just-fart https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13799-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Fart pick Up Line Square Joke Meme Joke: Because you just blew me away. Answer:: Did you just fart? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13799-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Fart pick Up Line Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Did you just fart? Answer:: Because you just blew me away. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13800/do-you-know-the-difference-between-a-fart-and-a-pun https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13800-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Fart or Pun Square Joke Meme Joke: A pun is a shift of wit and a fart is a whiff of sh!t. Answer:: Do you know the difference between a fart and a pun? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13800-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Fart or Pun Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Do you know the difference between a fart and a pun? Answer:: A pun is a shift of wit and a fart is a whiff of sh!t. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13801/do-you-know-why-single-women-cant-fart https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13801-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Single Women Fart Square Joke Meme Joke: Because they don't get a$holes until they are married. Answer:: Do you know why single women can't fart? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13801-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Single Women Fart Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Do you know why single women can't fart? Answer:: Because they don't get a$holes until they are married. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13802/i-once-farted-in-an-elevator-it-was-wrong-on-so-many-levels https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13802-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Elevator Fart Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I once farted in an elevator. It was wrong on so many levels. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13802-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Elevator Fart Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I once farted in an elevator. It was wrong on so many levels. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13803/emotions-are-like-farts-you-can-only-hold-them-in-for-so-long https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13803-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Emotions and Farts Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Emotions are like farts. You can only hold them in for so long. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13803-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Emotions and Farts Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Emotions are like farts. You can only hold them in for so long. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13804/why-do-women-fart-after-they-pee https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13804-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Fart after Pee Square Joke Meme Joke: They can't shake it, so they blow dry it instead! Answer:: Why do women fart after they pee? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13804-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Fart after Pee Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why do women fart after they pee? Answer:: They can't shake it, so they blow dry it instead! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13805/why-couldnt-the-chemist-laugh-at-the-queens-fart https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13805-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Fart Chemistry Square Joke Meme Joke: Because noble gases are nonreactive. Answer:: Why couldn't the chemist laugh at the queens fart? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13805-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Fart Chemistry Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why couldn't the chemist laugh at the queens fart? Answer:: Because noble gases are nonreactive. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13806/what-happens-when-you-fart-in-church https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13806-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Fart in church Square Joke Meme Joke: You sit in your own pew. Answer:: What Happens when you fart in church? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13806-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Fart in church Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What Happens when you fart in church? Answer:: You sit in your own pew. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13807/farts-are-ghosts-of-things-we-eat https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13807-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg What are Farts%3F Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Farts are ghosts of things we eat! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13807-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg What are Farts%3F Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Farts are ghosts of things we eat! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13808/farts-i-hold-in-you-might-not-get-it-its-sort-of-an-inside-joke https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13808-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Hold a Fart Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Farts I hold in! You might not get it. It's sort of an inside joke. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13808-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Hold a Fart Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Farts I hold in! You might not get it. It's sort of an inside joke. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13809/a-boy-comes-home-proudly-announces-to-his-parents-mom-dad-the-teacher-asked-the-class-a-question https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13809-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Funny Fart Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A boy comes home proudly announces to his parents "Mom, dad, the teacher asked the class a question today and I was the only one who knew the right an... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13809-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Funny Fart Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A boy comes home proudly announces to his parents "Mom, dad, the teacher asked the class a question today and I was the only one who knew the ri... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13810/he-who-farts-in-church-sits-in-his-own-pew https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13810-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Church Fart Pun Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: He who farts In church, sits In his own pew. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13810-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Church Fart Pun Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: He who farts In church, sits In his own pew. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13811/i-farted-in-a-room-of-hipsters-i-watched-them-fight-each-other-over-who-heard-it-first https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13811-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg I farted in a room of hipsters joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I farted in a room of hipsters. I watched them fight each other over who heard it first. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13811-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg I farted in a room of hipsters joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I farted in a room of hipsters. I watched them fight each other over who heard it first. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13812/how-does-a-blacksmith-know-you-farted https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13812-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Blacksmith Fart Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: He smelt it. Answer:: How does a blacksmith know you farted? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13812-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Blacksmith Fart Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: How does a blacksmith know you farted? Answer:: He smelt it. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13813/hows-a-fart-like-a-teenager-alike https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13813-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Teenagers are like Farts Square Joke Meme Joke: Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out. Answer:: How's a fart like a teenager alike? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13813-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Teenagers are like Farts Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: How's a fart like a teenager alike? Answer:: Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13814/i-accidentally-switched-toothpaste-with-hemorrhoid-cream-now-my-sore-tooths-better-and-my-farts https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13814-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Switched Toothpaste Fart Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I accidentally switched toothpaste with hemorrhoid cream. Now my sore tooth's better and my farts are minty fresh. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13814-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Switched Toothpaste Fart Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I accidentally switched toothpaste with hemorrhoid cream. Now my sore tooth's better and my farts are minty fresh. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13815/i-asked-my-wife-if-she-was-going-to-make-a-sword-out-of-my-fart-in-bed-last-night-cuz-she-schmelt https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13815-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Fart Sword Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I asked my wife if she was going to make a sword out of my fart in bed last night. Cuz she schmelt it! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13815-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Fart Sword Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I asked my wife if she was going to make a sword out of my fart in bed last night. Cuz she schmelt it! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13816/i-keep-swallowing-live-ammunition-i-thought-this-time-im-going-to-go-to-the-hospital-but-as https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13816-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Swallowing Ammunition Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I keep swallowing live ammunition. I thought, this time I'm going to go to the hospital, but as usual, I just farted a round at home. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13816-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Swallowing Ammunition Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I keep swallowing live ammunition. I thought, this time I'm going to go to the hospital, but as usual, I just farted a round at home. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13817/i-love-eating-german-sausage-but-it-always-gives-me-the-wurst-farts https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13817-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg German Sausage Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I love eating German sausage, but it always gives me the wurst farts. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13817-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg German Sausage Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I love eating German sausage, but it always gives me the wurst farts. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13818/i-once-farted-in-the-apple-store-and-everybody-got-pissed-its-not-my-fault-they-dont-have https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13818-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Apple Store Fart Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I once farted in the Apple Store and everybody got pissed. It's not my fault they don't have Windows. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13818-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Apple Store Fart Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I once farted in the Apple Store and everybody got pissed. It's not my fault they don't have Windows. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13819/i-want-to-open-a-bar-that-serves-nothing-but-expensive-beer-and-baked-beans-ill-call-it-farts https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13819-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Beer and Beans. Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I want to open a bar that serves nothing but expensive beer and baked beans. I'll call it Farts Crafts. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13819-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Beer and Beans. Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I want to open a bar that serves nothing but expensive beer and baked beans. I'll call it Farts Crafts. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13820/i-was-startled-by-a-loud-fart-i-was-fartled https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13820-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Startled by a Loud Fart Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I was startled by a loud fart. I was fartled. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13820-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Startled by a Loud Fart Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I was startled by a loud fart. I was fartled. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13821/im-a-fart-artist-the-fart-is-silent https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13821-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Fartartist Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I'm a fart-artist. The fart is silent | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13821-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Fartartist Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I'm a fart-artist. The fart is silent Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13822/if-a-clown-farts-does-it-smell-funny https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13822-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Clown Fart Smell Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: If a clown farts does it smell funny? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13822-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Clown Fart Smell Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: If a clown farts does it smell funny? Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13823/if-two-pharaohs-farted-at-the-same-time-they-would-have-a-toot-in-common https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13823-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Pharaohs Farts Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: If two pharaohs farted at the same time, they would have a toot in common. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13823-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Pharaohs Farts Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: If two pharaohs farted at the same time, they would have a toot in common. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13824/if-you-ever-fart-in-public-just-yell-turbo-power-and-walk-faster https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13824-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Public Fart Cover Up Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: If you ever fart in public, just yell, "Turbo power!" and walk faster. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13824-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Public Fart Cover Up Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: If you ever fart in public, just yell, "Turbo power!" and walk faster. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13825/if-youre-home-alone-and-hear-a-fart-do-you-laugh-or-get-scared https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13825-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Home Alone Fart Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: If you're home alone and hear a fart, do you laugh or get scared? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13825-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Home Alone Fart Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: If you're home alone and hear a fart, do you laugh or get scared? Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13826/did-you-know-that-irish-only-put-239-beans-in-their-chili-if-they-added-just-one-more-it-would-be https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13826-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Irish Chili Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Did you know that Irish only put 239 beans in their chili? If they added just one more, it would be too-farty! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13826-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Irish Chili Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Did you know that Irish only put 239 beans in their chili? If they added just one more, it would be too-farty! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13827/kids-are-like-farts-i-hate-everyone-elses-but-for-some-weird-reason-i-like-my-own https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13827-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Kids are like Farts Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Kids are like farts, I hate everyone elses but for some weird reason I like my own. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13827-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Kids are like Farts Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Kids are like farts, I hate everyone elses but for some weird reason I like my own. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13828/sometimes-when-you-are-happy-no-one-sees-your-smile-when-you-cry-no-one-sees-your https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13828-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Fart just one time joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Sometimes, When you are happy... no one sees your smile... When you cry ... no one sees your tears... But fart just one time! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13828-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Fart just one time joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Sometimes, When you are happy... no one sees your smile... When you cry ... no one sees your tears... But fart just one time! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13829/love-is-like-a-fart-if-you-have-to-force-it-then-its-probably-crap https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13829-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Love is like a fart. Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, then it's probably crap! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13829-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Love is like a fart. Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, then it's probably crap! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13830/never-hold-in-your-farts-they-travel-up-your-spine-into-your-brain-and-thats-where-crappy https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13830-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Never Hold Your Farts Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Never hold in your farts. They travel up your spine into your brain... and that's where crappy ideas come from. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13830-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Never Hold Your Farts Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Never hold in your farts. They travel up your spine into your brain... and that's where crappy ideas come from. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13831/man-who-eat-jelly-beans-farts-in-technicolor https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13831-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Jelly Bean Farts Easter Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Man who eat jelly beans, farts in technicolor. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13831-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Jelly Bean Farts Easter Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Man who eat jelly beans, farts in technicolor. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13832/how-are-us-senators-like-farts https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13832-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Senators are like farts... Square Joke Meme Joke: We hate all of them except our own. Answer:: How are US Senators like farts? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13832-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Senators are like farts... Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: How are US Senators like farts? Answer:: We hate all of them except our own. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13833/what-do-the-us-military-and-a-fart-have-in-common https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13833-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg What do the US military and a fart have in common joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Air Force. Answer:: What do the US military and a fart have in common? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13833-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg What do the US military and a fart have in common joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do the US military and a fart have in common? Answer:: Air Force. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13834/an-elderly-couple-is-at-the-cinema-about-halfway-through-the-film-the-wife-leans-over-and-says-to https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13834-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Movie Theatre Fart Square Joke Meme Joke: He replies, 'You should put a new battery in your hearing aid.' Answer:: An elderly couple is at the cinema. About halfway through the film, the wife leans over and says to her husband, 'I just let out a silent fart; what d... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13834-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Movie Theatre Fart Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: An elderly couple is at the cinema. About halfway through the film, the wife leans over and says to her husband, 'I just let out a silent fart; what... Answer:: He replies, 'You should put a new battery in your hearing aid.' | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13835/my-girlfriend-said-she-didnt-fart-but-shes-talking-out-her-ass https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13835-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Girlfriend Fart Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: My girlfriend said she didn't fart, but she's talking out her ass. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13835-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Girlfriend Fart Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: My girlfriend said she didn't fart, but she's talking out her ass. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13836/my-thesis-on-orbital-flatulence-took-seven-years-of-hard-work-well-thats-what-i-tell-everyone-i https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13836-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Orbital Flatulence Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: My thesis on Orbital Flatulence took seven years of hard work. Well, that's what I tell everyone. I was really just farting around. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13836-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Orbital Flatulence Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: My thesis on Orbital Flatulence took seven years of hard work. Well, that's what I tell everyone. I was really just farting around. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13837/my-wife-says-her-farts-smell-like-flowers https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13837-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Wife Farts Square Joke Meme Joke: Cauliflowers maybe. Answer:: My wife says her farts smell like flowers... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13837-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Wife Farts Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: My wife says her farts smell like flowers... Answer:: Cauliflowers maybe. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13838/what-happens-after-nasa-farts https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13838-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg NASA farts Square Joke Meme Joke: It Apollo-gises. Answer:: What happens after NASA farts? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13838-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg NASA farts Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What happens after NASA farts? Answer:: It Apollo-gises. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13839/why-should-february-10th-be-national-fart-day https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13839-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg National Fart Day. Square Joke Meme Joke: Because it's 2/10 (too-ten). Answer:: Why should February 10th be National Fart Day? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13839-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg National Fart Day. Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why should February 10th be National Fart Day? Answer:: Because it's 2/10 (too-ten). | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13840/why-should-you-never-trust-a-fart https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13840-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Fart Trust Issues Square Joke Meme Joke: You never know what kind of shit your asshole is up to. Answer:: Why should you never trust a fart? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13840-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Fart Trust Issues Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why should you never trust a fart? Answer:: You never know what kind of shit your asshole is up to. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13841/new-mexican-word-for-today-brief https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13841-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Brief Fart Square Joke Meme Joke: Today, my homie farted so hard, I could barely brief. Answer:: New Mexican word for today: Brief. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13841-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Brief Fart Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: New Mexican word for today: Brief. Answer:: Today, my homie farted so hard, I could barely brief. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13842/an-old-woman-visits-the-doctor-for-a-routine-check-up-doctor-i-have-constant-gas-but-the-farts https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13842-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Silent Farts That Don%27t Stink Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: An old woman visits the doctor for a routine check-up. "Doctor, I have constant gas, but the farts are always silent and they don't stink!" The doctor... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13842-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Silent Farts That Don%27t Stink Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: An old woman visits the doctor for a routine check-up. "Doctor, I have constant gas, but the farts are always silent and they don't stink!"... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13843/so-my-buddy-always-looks-at-me-when-he-farts-i-think-its-just-inflatuation https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13843-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Buddy Farts Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: So my buddy always looks at me when he farts. I think it's just inflatuation. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13843-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Buddy Farts Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: So my buddy always looks at me when he farts. I think it's just inflatuation. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13844/what-do-you-call-a-teacher-that-doesnt-fart-in-public https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13844-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Teacher Fart Square Joke Meme Joke: A private tooter. Answer:: What do you call a teacher that doesn't fart in public? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13844-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Teacher Fart Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you call a teacher that doesn't fart in public? Answer:: A private tooter. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13845/don-had-terrible-breath-one-weekend-he-and-his-buddy-roger-went-on-a-camping-trip-they-only-had https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13845-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Terrible Breath Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Don had terrible breath. One weekend he and his buddy Roger went on a camping trip. They only had one tent so they would have to sleep together. Don's... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13845-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Terrible Breath Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Don had terrible breath. One weekend he and his buddy Roger went on a camping trip. They only had one tent so they would have to sleep together. Don'... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13846/the-difference-between-men-and-women-is-that-after-being-in-a-relationship-for-six-months-a-woman https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13846-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Another Difference Between Men and Women Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: The difference between men and women is that after being in a relationship for six months a woman wonders if it's time to say 'I love you' and a man w... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13846-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Another Difference Between Men and Women Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: The difference between men and women is that after being in a relationship for six months a woman wonders if it's time to say 'I love you' and a man... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13847/the-eu-is-much-like-a-bad-fart-better-out-than-in https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13847-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg EU Fart Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: The EU is much like a bad fart. Better out than in. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13847-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg EU Fart Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: The EU is much like a bad fart. Better out than in. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13848/what-did-the-maxi-pad-say-to-the-fart https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13848-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg The Maxi Pad and the Fart Square Joke Meme Joke: "You are the wind beneath my wings." Answer:: What did the maxi-pad say to the fart? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13848-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg The Maxi Pad and the Fart Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What did the maxi-pad say to the fart? Answer:: "You are the wind beneath my wings." | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13849/the-number-of-my-farts-is-gastronomical https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13849-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Astronomy Fart Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: The number of my farts is gastronomical. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13849-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Astronomy Fart Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: The number of my farts is gastronomical. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13850/thought-i-could-safely-force-a-fart-but-it-backfired https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13850-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Don%27t Force a Fart Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Thought I could safely force a fart, but it backfired. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13850-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Don%27t Force a Fart Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Thought I could safely force a fart, but it backfired. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13851/bob-and-tim-work-at-atlanta-airport-atlanta-gets-fogged-in-one-night-and-nothing-can-take-off-or https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13851-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Two Airplane Mechanics Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Bob and Tim work at Atlanta airport. Atlanta gets fogged in one night and nothing can take off or land so Bob and Tim have nothing to do. After work B... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13851-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Two Airplane Mechanics Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Bob and Tim work at Atlanta airport. Atlanta gets fogged in one night and nothing can take off or land so Bob and Tim have nothing to do. After work... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13852/two-flies-are-eating-a-turd-one-of-them-farts-and-the-other-one-says-dude-gross-im-eating https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13852-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Two Flies On a Turd Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Two flies are eating a turd. One of them farts, and the other one says "Dude, gross. I'm eating." | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13852-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Two Flies On a Turd Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Two flies are eating a turd. One of them farts, and the other one says "Dude, gross. I'm eating." Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13853/i-farted-in-my-wallet-now-i-have-gas-money https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13853-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Wallet Fart Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I farted in my wallet, now I have gas money. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13853-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Wallet Fart Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I farted in my wallet, now I have gas money. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13854/what-cuts-four-farts-in-the-morning-two-farts-at-midday-and-three-farts-in-the-evening https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13854-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Fart Cutter Square Joke Meme Joke: A sphinxter. Answer:: What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13854-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Fart Cutter Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening? Answer:: A sphinxter. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13855/what-degree-did-the-butt-get https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13855-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Degree in Flatulence Square Joke Meme Joke: A Master of Fine Farts. Answer:: What degree did the butt get? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13855-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Degree in Flatulence Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What degree did the butt get? Answer:: A Master of Fine Farts. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13856/what-did-the-man-quietly-say-to-himself-after-farting-in-a-crowded-elevator https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13856-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Man in an Elevator Fart Square Joke Meme Joke: Thanks a lot, a$$hole. Answer:: What did the man quietly say to himself after farting in a crowded elevator? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13856-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Man in an Elevator Fart Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What did the man quietly say to himself after farting in a crowded elevator? Answer:: Thanks a lot, a$$hole. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13857/what-did-water-say-when-ice-farted https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13857-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Ice Fart Square Joke Meme Joke: Ice melt it. Answer:: What did water say when ice farted? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13857-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Ice Fart Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What did water say when ice farted? Answer:: Ice melt it. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13858/what-do-you-call-a-coffee-made-with-frothy-milk-that-tastes-like-crap https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13858-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Bad Coffee Square Joke Meme Joke: A farte. Answer:: What do you call a coffee made with frothy milk that tastes like crap? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13858-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Bad Coffee Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you call a coffee made with frothy milk that tastes like crap? Answer:: A farte. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13859/what-do-you-call-a-fart-from-a-paraplegic https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13859-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Paraplegic Fart Square Joke Meme Joke: Inert gas. Answer:: What do you call a fart from a paraplegic? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13859-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Paraplegic Fart Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you call a fart from a paraplegic? Answer:: Inert gas. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13860/what-do-you-call-a-farting-russian https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13860-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Farting Russian Square Joke Meme Joke: Vladimir Putin. Answer:: What do you call a farting Russian? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13860-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Farting Russian Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you call a farting Russian? Answer:: Vladimir Putin. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13861/what-do-you-call-a-gassy-greek https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13861-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Gassy Greek Square Joke Meme Joke: A Fartin' Spartan. Answer:: What do you call a gassy greek? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13861-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Gassy Greek Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you call a gassy greek? Answer:: A Fartin' Spartan. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13862/what-do-you-call-a-gassy-scotsman https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13862-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Gassy Scotsman Square Joke Meme Joke: Bravefart. Answer:: what do you call a gassy Scotsman? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13862-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Gassy Scotsman Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: what do you call a gassy Scotsman? Answer:: Bravefart. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13863/what-do-you-call-a-group-of-armpit-farters https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13863-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Group of Armpit Farters Square Joke Meme Joke: A pit orchestra. Answer:: What do you call a group of armpit farters? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13863-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Group of Armpit Farters Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you call a group of armpit farters? Answer:: A pit orchestra. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13864/what-do-you-call-a-hydrocarbon-that-tells-fart-jokes https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13864-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Hydrocarbon Fart Jokes Square Joke Meme Joke: Crude Oil. Answer:: What do you call a hydrocarbon that tells fart jokes? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13864-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Hydrocarbon Fart Jokes Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you call a hydrocarbon that tells fart jokes? Answer:: Crude Oil. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13865/what-do-you-call-a-man-who-makes-fart-scented-candles https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13865-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Fart Scented Candles Square Joke Meme Joke: Incense-itive. Answer:: What do you call a man who makes fart scented candles? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13865-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Fart Scented Candles Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you call a man who makes fart scented candles? Answer:: Incense-itive. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13866/what-do-you-call-a-person-who-teaches-you-how-to-fart https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13866-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Fart Teacher Square Joke Meme Joke: A toot-or (tudor). Answer:: What do you call a person who teaches you how to fart? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13866-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Fart Teacher Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you call a person who teaches you how to fart? Answer:: A toot-or (tudor). | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13867/what-do-you-call-a-sudden-fart https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13867-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Sudden Fart Square Joke Meme Joke: An insta-tute. Answer:: What do you call a sudden fart? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13867-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Sudden Fart Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you call a sudden fart? Answer:: An insta-tute. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13868/what-do-you-call-a-vegetarian-fart https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13868-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Vegetarian Fart Square Joke Meme Joke: Kale force wind.October 2nd is National Kale Day! Answer:: What do you call a vegetarian fart? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13868-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Vegetarian Fart Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you call a vegetarian fart? Answer:: Kale force wind.October 2nd is National Kale Day! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13869/what-do-you-call-it-when-george-thorogood-farts-on-a-throne https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13869-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg George Thorogood Fart Square Joke Meme Joke: Air to the bone. Answer:: What do you call it when George Thorogood farts on a throne? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13869-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg George Thorogood Fart Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you call it when George Thorogood farts on a throne? Answer:: Air to the bone. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13870/what-do-you-call-pegasus-farts https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13870-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Pegasus Farts Square Joke Meme Joke: Horse power. Answer:: What do you call Pegasus farts? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13870-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Pegasus Farts Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you call Pegasus farts? Answer:: Horse power. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13871/what-do-you-call-poop-that-comes-out-with-a-fart https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13871-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg What do you call poop that comes out with a fart joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Unexpec-turd. Answer:: What do you call poop that comes out with a fart? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13871-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg What do you call poop that comes out with a fart joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you call poop that comes out with a fart? Answer:: Unexpec-turd. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13872/what-does-a-cows-fart-smell-like https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13872-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Cow Farts Square Joke Meme Joke: Dairy-air. Answer:: What does a cow's fart smell like? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13872-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Cow Farts Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What does a cow's fart smell like? Answer:: Dairy-air. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13873/what-happens-when-you-eat-middle-eastern-food https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13873-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Middle Eastern Food Square Joke Meme Joke: You get falawful farts. Answer:: What happens when you eat middle eastern food? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13873-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Middle Eastern Food Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What happens when you eat middle eastern food? Answer:: You get falawful farts. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13874/what-is-a-burp https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13874-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Another Name for a Burp Square Joke Meme Joke: A fart taking the elevator. Answer:: What is a burp? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13874-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Another Name for a Burp Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What is a burp? Answer:: A fart taking the elevator. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13875/bravery-is-when-you-have-a-diarrhea-and-are-trying-to-fart https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13875-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg The Definition of Bravery Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Bravery is when you have a diarrhea and are trying to fart. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13875-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg The Definition of Bravery Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Bravery is when you have a diarrhea and are trying to fart. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13876/what-is-it-called-when-a-prairie-dog-sees-its-shadow https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13876-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Prairie Dog Shadow Square Joke Meme Joke: Total Eclipse of a fart. Answer:: What is it called when a prairie dog sees its shadow? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13876-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Prairie Dog Shadow Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What is it called when a prairie dog sees its shadow? Answer:: Total Eclipse of a fart. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13877/what-is-the-difference-between-a-drinking-establishment-and-an-elephants-fart https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13877-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Elephant Fart Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: One is a bar-room and the other is a BAROOOM! Answer:: What is the difference between a drinking establishment and an elephant's fart? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13877-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Elephant Fart Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What is the difference between a drinking establishment and an elephant's fart? Answer:: One is a bar-room and the other is a BAROOOM! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13878/what-is-the-sharpest-thing-in-the-world https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13878-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Sharpest Thing in the World Square Joke Meme Joke: A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole. Answer:: What is the sharpest thing in the world? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13878-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Sharpest Thing in the World Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What is the sharpest thing in the world? Answer:: A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13879/whats-invisible-and-smells-like-mice https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13879-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Smells Like Mice Square Joke Meme Joke: Cat farts. Answer:: What's Invisible and Smells Like Mice? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13879-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Smells Like Mice Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What's Invisible and Smells Like Mice? Answer:: Cat farts. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13880/when-youre-sitting-on-the-toilet-the-note-scribbled-on-the-wall-reads-i-sit-here-broken https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13880-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Writing on the Wall Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: When you're sitting on the toilet... The note scribbled on the wall reads: "I sit here broken hearted... I came here to shit, but only farted." | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13880-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Writing on the Wall Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: When you're sitting on the toilet... The note scribbled on the wall reads: "I sit here broken hearted... I came here to shit, but only farted.&q... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13881/why-did-the-skeleton-burp https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13881-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Skeleton Burp Square Joke Meme Joke: Because he didn't have the guts to fart. Answer:: Why did the skeleton burp? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13881-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Skeleton Burp Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why did the skeleton burp? Answer:: Because he didn't have the guts to fart. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13882/why-does-the-bass-fart-a-half-tone-flatter-than-every-other-fish-hes-got-a-b-in-front-of-his https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13882-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Bass Fart Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Why does the bass fart a half-tone flatter than every other fish? He's got a **b** in front of his ass | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13882-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Bass Fart Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why does the bass fart a half-tone flatter than every other fish? He's got a **b** in front of his ass Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13883/why-dont-little-girls-fart https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13883-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Little Girls Farts Square Joke Meme Joke: They don't get assholes until they're married! Answer:: Why don't little girls fart? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13883-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Little Girls Farts Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why don't little girls fart? Answer:: They don't get assholes until they're married! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13884/why-dont-women-fart https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13884-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Women Don%27t Fart Square Joke Meme Joke: They can't keep their mouths shut long enough to build up any pressure. Answer:: Why don't women fart? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13884-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Women Don%27t Fart Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why don't women fart? Answer:: They can't keep their mouths shut long enough to build up any pressure. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13885/why-fart-and-waste-it-when-you-can-burp-and-taste-it https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13885-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Don%27t Waste A Fart Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Why fart and waste it, when you can burp and taste it? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13885-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Don%27t Waste A Fart Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why fart and waste it, when you can burp and taste it? Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13886/why-is-the-dog-mans-best-friend https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13886-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Man%27s Best Friend Fart Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: So he has to have someone to blame the farts on. Answer:: Why is the dog man's best friend? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13886-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Man%27s Best Friend Fart Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why is the dog man's best friend? Answer:: So he has to have someone to blame the farts on. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13887/why-dont-women-fart https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13887-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Women fart Square Joke Meme Joke: They can't keep their mouths shut long enough to build up any pressure. Answer:: Why don't women fart?. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13887-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Women fart Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why don't women fart?. Answer:: They can't keep their mouths shut long enough to build up any pressure. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13888/yoga-a-hindi-word-meaning-i-hope-i-dont-fart https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13888-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Yoga Fart Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: "Yoga", a Hindi word meaning I hope I don't fart. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13888-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Yoga Fart Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: "Yoga", a Hindi word meaning I hope I don't fart. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13889/your-voice-reminds-me-of-a-fart-it-smells-and-nobody-likes-it https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13889-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Your voice reminds me of a fart joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Your voice reminds me of a fart. It smells and nobody likes it. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13889-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Your voice reminds me of a fart joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Your voice reminds me of a fart. It smells and nobody likes it. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13890/a-priest-a-minister-and-a-rabbit-walk-into-a-blood-bank-the-rabbit-says-i-think-i-might-be-a-type https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13890-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg A Priest%2C a minister and a rabbit... Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A priest, a minister and a rabbit walk into a blood bank. The rabbit says I think I might be a type O! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13890-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg A Priest%2C a minister and a rabbit... Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A priest, a minister and a rabbit walk into a blood bank. The rabbit says I think I might be a type O! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13891/if-you-boil-a-funny-bone-its-a-laughing-stock-thats-humerous https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13891-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Funny Bone Pun Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: If you boil a funny bone, it's a laughing stock, that's humerous! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13891-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Funny Bone Pun Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: If you boil a funny bone, it's a laughing stock, that's humerous! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13893/if-you-get-farted-on-during-a-fight-guess-what https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13893-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Farted on during a fight Square Joke Meme Joke: You loose that fight! Answer:: If you get farted on during a fight... Guess what? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13893-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Farted on during a fight Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: If you get farted on during a fight... Guess what? Answer:: You loose that fight! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13894/yo-mamas-so-fat-she-went-to-jenny-craig-and-the-only-thing-she-lost-was-1999 https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13894-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Yo mama so fat Jenny Craig joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Yo mama's so fat she went to Jenny Craig and the only thing she lost was $19.99 | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13894-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Yo mama so fat Jenny Craig joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Yo mama's so fat she went to Jenny Craig and the only thing she lost was $19.99 Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13895/what-creature-is-smarter-than-a-talking-parrot https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13895-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Smater than a talking parrot Square Joke Meme Joke: A spelling bee. Answer:: What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13895-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Smater than a talking parrot Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? Answer:: A spelling bee. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13897/whats-the-difference-between-a-dead-lawyer-and-a-dead-dog-in-the-road https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13897-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg What%27s the difference between a dead lawyer... Square Joke Meme Joke: There are skid marks in front of the dog. Answer:: What's the difference between a dead lawyer and a dead dog in the road? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13897-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg What%27s the difference between a dead lawyer... Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What's the difference between a dead lawyer and a dead dog in the road? Answer:: There are skid marks in front of the dog. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13898/you-might-be-a-redneck-if https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13898-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Redneck Face Mask Square Joke Meme Joke: Your face mask is made up of coffee filters and duct tape. Answer:: You might be a redneck if? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13898-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Redneck Face Mask Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: You might be a redneck if? Answer:: Your face mask is made up of coffee filters and duct tape. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13899/grandma-and-grandpa-where-watching-healing-service-on-tv-the-pastor-told-all-who-wanted-to-be https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13899-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Elders%27 Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Grandma and grandpa where watching healing service on TV. The Pastor told all who wanted to be healed to put on hand on the TV and the other hand on a... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13899-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Elders%27 Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Grandma and grandpa where watching healing service on TV. The Pastor told all who wanted to be healed to put on hand on the TV and the other hand on... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13900/you-know-how-you-can-tell-when-there-is-a-pilot-in-a-room https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13900-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg I%27m a pilot Square Joke Meme Joke: He'll tell you! Answer:: You know how you can tell when there is a pilot in a room? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13900-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg I%27m a pilot Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: You know how you can tell when there is a pilot in a room? Answer:: He'll tell you! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13901/some-people-arent-shaking-hands-because-of-the-coronavirus-im-not-shaking-hands-because-everyone https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13901-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Not Shaking Hands Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Some People aren't shaking hands because of the Coronavirus. I'm not shaking hands because everyone is out of toilet paper! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13901-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Not Shaking Hands Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Some People aren't shaking hands because of the Coronavirus. I'm not shaking hands because everyone is out of toilet paper! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13902/my-son-asked-me-where-does-poo-come-from-i-was-a-little-uncomfortable-but-gave-him-an-honest https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13902-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Where does Poo Come from%3F Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: My son asked me "Where does poo come from?" I was a little uncomfortable but gave him an honest explanation. He looked at me a little perplexed and st... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13902-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Where does Poo Come from%3F Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: My son asked me "Where does poo come from?" I was a little uncomfortable but gave him an honest explanation. He looked at me a little perpl... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13903/i-tried-to-catch-some-fog-i-mist https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13903-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg How to catch fog Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I tried to catch some fog... I mist! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13903-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg How to catch fog Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I tried to catch some fog... I mist! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13904/neighbors-house-got-tped-last-night-now-its-listed-on-zillow-for-125-million https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13904-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Toilet Papered Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Neighbors house got TP'ed last night... Now it's listed on Zillow for $12.5 million. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13904-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Toilet Papered Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Neighbors house got TP'ed last night... Now it's listed on Zillow for $12.5 million. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13905/you-said-you-were-sick-no-i-said-i-had-a-case-of-corona https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13905-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Corona Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: You said you were sick... No, I said I had a case of Corona. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13905-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Corona Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: You said you were sick... No, I said I had a case of Corona. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13906/a-husband-and-wife-are-at-the-grocery-store-the-husband-picks-up-a-case-of-beer-and-puts-it-in-the https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13906-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Beautifiers Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A husband and wife are at the grocery store. The husband picks up a case of beer and puts it in the cart. The wife asks, "What are you doing?" He says... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13906-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Beautifiers Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A husband and wife are at the grocery store. The husband picks up a case of beer and puts it in the cart. The wife asks, "What are you doing?&qu... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13907/struck-up-a-conversation-with-a-spider-today-seems-hes-a-web-designer https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13907-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Day 9 - Social Distancing Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Struck up a conversation with a spider today. Seems he's a web designer. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13907-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Day 9 - Social Distancing Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Struck up a conversation with a spider today. Seems he's a web designer. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13908/half-of-us-are-going-to-come-out-of-this-quarantine-as-amazing-cooks-the-other-half-will-come-out https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13908-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Quarantine Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks. The other half will come out with a drinking problem. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13908-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Quarantine Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks. The other half will come out with a drinking problem. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13909/i-grew-up-poor-you-think-im-scared-of-limited-food-a-two-week-lock-in-we-called-that-the-end https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13909-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Separation of classes Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I grew up poor, you think I'm scared of limited food a two week lock in? We called that "the end of the month" growing up. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13909-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Separation of classes Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I grew up poor, you think I'm scared of limited food a two week lock in? We called that "the end of the month" growing up. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13910/why-do-cows-wear-bells https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13910-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Cow Bells Square Joke Meme Joke: In case their horns don't work. Answer:: Why do cows wear bells? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13910-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Cow Bells Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why do cows wear bells? Answer:: In case their horns don't work. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13911/i-broke-my-finger-last-week https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13911-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Broken Finger Square Joke Meme Joke: On the other hand, I'm ok! Answer:: I broke my finger last week. . . | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13911-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Broken Finger Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I broke my finger last week. . . Answer:: On the other hand, I'm ok! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13912/how-does-moses-make-his-coffee https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13912-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Moses Coffee Square Joke Meme Joke: Hebrews it. Answer:: How does Moses make his coffee? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13912-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Moses Coffee Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: How does Moses make his coffee? Answer:: Hebrews it. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13913/what-did-the-pirate-say-when-he-turned-80 https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13913-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Pirates Birthday Square Joke Meme Joke: Aye Matey! Answer:: What did the pirate say when he turned 80? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13913-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Pirates Birthday Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What did the pirate say when he turned 80? Answer:: Aye Matey! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13914/1-if-covid-19-doesnt-take-you-out-can-i-2-is-that-hand-sanitized-in-you-pocket-or-are-you-just https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13914-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Social Distancing Pickup Lines Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: 1) If COVID-19 doesn't take you out can I? 2) Is that hand sanitized in you pocket or are you just happy to be within 6ft. of me? 3) Since all the pub... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13914-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Social Distancing Pickup Lines Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: 1) If COVID-19 doesn't take you out can I? 2) Is that hand sanitized in you pocket or are you just happy to be within 6ft. of me? 3) Since all the... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13915/i-told-my-wife-how-thankful-i-was-to-have-someone-i-enjoyed-being-quarantined-with-she-said-must https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13915-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Quarantine Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I told my wife how thankful I was to have someone I enjoyed being quarantined with. She said, "Must be nice". | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13915-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Quarantine Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I told my wife how thankful I was to have someone I enjoyed being quarantined with. She said, "Must be nice". Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13916/cop-you-were-going-really-fast-me-i-was-just-trying-to-keep-up-with-traffic-cop-there https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13916-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Keeping up with traffic Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Cop: "You were going really fast". Me: "I was just trying to keep up with traffic". Cop: "There isn't any traffic". Me: "I know! That's how far behind... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13916-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Keeping up with traffic Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Cop: "You were going really fast". Me: "I was just trying to keep up with traffic". Cop: "There isn't any traffic". Me:... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13917/i-heard-the-more-colorful-your-salad-is-the-better-it-is-for-you-so-i-swapped-my-croutons-for https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13917-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Healthy Salad Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I heard the more colorful your salad is, the better it is for you. So, I swapped my croutons for MM's | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13917-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Healthy Salad Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I heard the more colorful your salad is, the better it is for you. So, I swapped my croutons for MM's Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13918/my-mind-is-exceptionally-quiet-im-suspicious-that-im-up-to-something-i-dont-want-myself-to https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13918-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Quiet Mind Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: My mind is exceptionally quiet... I'm suspicious that I'm up to something I don't want myself to know about. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13918-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Quiet Mind Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: My mind is exceptionally quiet... I'm suspicious that I'm up to something I don't want myself to know about. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13919/what-can-you-catch-but-not-throw https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13919-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Riddle Square Joke Meme Joke: A cold. Answer:: What can you catch but not throw? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13919-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Riddle Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What can you catch but not throw? Answer:: A cold. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13920/cornona-virus-its-an-inside-joke https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13920-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg COVID-19 Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Cornona Virus, it's an inside joke. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13920-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg COVID-19 Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Cornona Virus, it's an inside joke. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13921/what-sleeps-with-its-shoes-on https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13921-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg here is a riddle Square Joke Meme Joke: A horse. Answer:: What sleep's with its shoes on? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13921-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg here is a riddle Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What sleep's with its shoes on? Answer:: A horse. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13930/what-do-you-call-a-fish-without-eyes https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13930-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg fish joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Fsh. Answer:: What do you call a fish without eyes? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13930-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg fish joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you call a fish without eyes? Answer:: Fsh. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13932/why-did-the-dad-cross-the-road https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13932-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg The dad and the chicken Square Joke Meme Joke: To find out the punchline to why the chicken crossed the road. Answer:: Why did the dad cross the road? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13932-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg The dad and the chicken Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why did the dad cross the road? Answer:: To find out the punchline to why the chicken crossed the road. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13933/why-should-you-never-trust-atoms https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13933-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Never Trust Atoms Square Joke Meme Joke: Because they make up everything! Answer:: Why should you never trust Atoms? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13933-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Never Trust Atoms Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why should you never trust Atoms? Answer:: Because they make up everything! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13934/a-beautiful-blonde-lady-stepped-onto-a-plane-going-to-la-and-sat-down-in-first-class-the-flight https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13934-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg First Class Bonde Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A beautiful blonde lady stepped onto a plane going to L.A. and sat down in first class. The flight attendant proceeded to go around the airplane check... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13934-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg First Class Bonde Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A beautiful blonde lady stepped onto a plane going to L.A. and sat down in first class. The flight attendant proceeded to go around the airplane chec... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13935/a-man-is-driving-along-a-highway-and-sees-a-rabbit-jump-out-across-the-middle-of-the-road-he https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13935-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg The Blonde %26 The Rabbit Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbi... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13935-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg The Blonde %26 The Rabbit Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabb... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13936/a-young-ventriloquist-is-touring-the-clubs-and-stops-to-entertain-at-a-bar-in-a-small-town-hes https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13936-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg The blonde and the ventriloquist Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain at a bar in a small town. He's going through his usual run of stupid blonde jokes, w... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13936-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg The blonde and the ventriloquist Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain at a bar in a small town. He's going through his usual run of stupid blonde jokes,... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13937/i-went-to-the-psychiatrist-today-she-told-me-i-have-a-split-personality-and-charged-me-160 https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13937-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Psychiatrist to me I had a split personality Square Joke Meme Joke: I gave her $80 and told her to get the rest from the other idiot. Answer:: I went to the psychiatrist today. She told me I have a split personality and charged me $160. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13937-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Psychiatrist to me I had a split personality Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I went to the psychiatrist today. She told me I have a split personality and charged me $160. Answer:: I gave her $80 and told her to get the rest from the other idiot. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13939/hey-did-you-hear-about-the-actress-reese-something-who-commited-suicide https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13939-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Actress Suicide Square Joke Meme Joke: Reese Witherspoon? No, with her knife! Answer:: Hey, did you hear about the actress Reese... something, who commited suicide? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13939-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Actress Suicide Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Hey, did you hear about the actress Reese... something, who commited suicide? Answer:: Reese Witherspoon? No, with her knife! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13940/what-do-you-call-a-clairvoyant-midget-who-escapes-police-custody https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13940-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Clairvoyant Midget Square Joke Meme Joke: A small medium at large. Answer:: What do you call a clairvoyant midget who escapes police custody? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13940-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Clairvoyant Midget Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you call a clairvoyant midget who escapes police custody? Answer:: A small medium at large. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13941/you-now-why-there-is-no-toilet-paper https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13941-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Toilet paper trouble Square Joke Meme Joke: Because people think the corona-virus is full of shit. Answer:: You now why there is no toilet paper? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13941-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Toilet paper trouble Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: You now why there is no toilet paper? Answer:: Because people think the corona-virus is full of shit. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13942/thinking-a-face-mask-is-going-to-stop-corona-virus-is-like-thinking-you-underwear-will-stop-a-fart https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13942-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Face Mask Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Thinking a face mask is going to stop Corona Virus is like thinking you underwear will stop a fart. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13942-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Face Mask Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Thinking a face mask is going to stop Corona Virus is like thinking you underwear will stop a fart. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13943/why-did-the-bicycle-collapse https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13943-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Bicycle joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Because it was two tired. Answer:: Why did the bicycle collapse? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13943-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Bicycle joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why did the bicycle collapse? Answer:: Because it was two tired. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13945/what-do-you-call-a-cheap-circumcision https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13945-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Cheap circumcision Square Joke Meme Joke: A rip off. Answer:: What do you call a cheap circumcision? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13945-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Cheap circumcision Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you call a cheap circumcision? Answer:: A rip off. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13946/i-like-to-tell-chemistry-jokes-but-i-never-get-a-good-reaction https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13946-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Chemistry Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I like to tell chemistry jokes, but I never get a good reaction. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13946-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Chemistry Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I like to tell chemistry jokes, but I never get a good reaction. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13947/what-the-difference-between-a-ritz-cracker-and-a-lesbian https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13947-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg What the difference between a Ritz Cracker and a lesbian joke Square Joke Meme Joke: One's a snack cracker and the other is a crack snacker. Answer:: What the difference between a Ritz Cracker and a lesbian? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13947-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg What the difference between a Ritz Cracker and a lesbian joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What the difference between a Ritz Cracker and a lesbian? Answer:: One's a snack cracker and the other is a crack snacker. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13948/what-does-the-sign-on-a-closed-brothel-say https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13948-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Closed brothel Square Joke Meme Joke: Beat it, we're closed. Answer:: What does the sign on a closed brothel say? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13948-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Closed brothel Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What does the sign on a closed brothel say? Answer:: Beat it, we're closed. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13949/what-do-you-get-when-you-cross-a-lesbian-and-a-dinosaur https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13949-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Lesbian and a dinosaur Square Joke Meme Joke: A Lickalotapus. Answer:: What do you get when you cross a lesbian and a dinosaur? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13949-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Lesbian and a dinosaur Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you get when you cross a lesbian and a dinosaur? Answer:: A Lickalotapus. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13950/what-did-one-tampon-say-the-the-other https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13950-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Tampon Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Nothing, they're both stuck up bitches. Answer:: What did one tampon say the the other? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13950-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Tampon Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What did one tampon say the the other? Answer:: Nothing, they're both stuck up bitches. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13951/where-do-you-take-someone-when-theyve-been-in-a-peek-a-boo-accident https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13951-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Peek-a-boo Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: The I.C.U. Answer:: Where do you take someone when they've been in a peek-a-boo accident? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13951-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Peek-a-boo Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Where do you take someone when they've been in a peek-a-boo accident? Answer:: The I.C.U. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13952/what-are-the-similarities-between-my-first-sexual-experience-and-my-first-bike-ride https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13952-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg A girls sexual experiance. Square Joke Meme Joke: My dad behind me. Answer:: What are the similarities between my first sexual experience and my first bike ride? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13952-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg A girls sexual experiance. Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What are the similarities between my first sexual experience and my first bike ride? Answer:: My dad behind me. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13953/whats-worse-than-ants-in-your-pants https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13953-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Ants in your pants Square Joke Meme Joke: Your uncle. Answer:: What's worse than ants in your pants? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13953-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Ants in your pants Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What's worse than ants in your pants? Answer:: Your uncle. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13954/what-do-you-call-a-lesbian-with-long-nails https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13954-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Lesbian with long nails Square Joke Meme Joke: Single. Answer:: What do you call a lesbian with long nails? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13954-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Lesbian with long nails Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you call a lesbian with long nails? Answer:: Single. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13955/how-do-you-keep-an-idiot-in-suspense https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13955-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Idiot in suspense Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13955-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Idiot in suspense Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13957/a-man-was-driving-a-black-truck-his-lights-were-not-on-the-moon-was-not-out-a-lady-was-crossing https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13957-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Night and Day Square Joke Meme Joke: It was a bright sunny day! Answer:: A man was driving a black truck. His lights were not on. The moon was not out. A lady was crossing the street. How did the man see her? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13957-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Night and Day Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A man was driving a black truck. His lights were not on. The moon was not out. A lady was crossing the street. How did the man see her? Answer:: It was a bright sunny day! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13958/how-far-can-you-run-in-the-woods https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13958-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Woods and Running Square Joke Meme Joke: Halfway. If you go in any further, youd be running out of the woods. Answer:: How far can you run in the woods? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13958-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Woods and Running Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: How far can you run in the woods? Answer:: Halfway. If you go in any further, youd be running out of the woods. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13959/i-accidentally-gave-my-wife-a-glue-stick-instead-of-chapstick-shes-still-not-talking-to-me https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13959-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Glue Stick vs Chapstick Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I accidentally gave my wife a glue stick instead of Chapstick Shes still not talking to me! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13959-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Glue Stick vs Chapstick Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I accidentally gave my wife a glue stick instead of Chapstick Shes still not talking to me! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13960/a-woman-takes-a-lover-home-during-the-day-while-her-husband-is-at-work-her-9-year-old-son-comes https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13960-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Child extortion Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13960-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Child extortion Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroo... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13962/today-i-melted-an-ice-cube-with-my-mind-just-by-staring-at-it https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13962-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Lockdown Update Square Joke Meme Joke: It took longer than I thought it would. Answer:: Today I melted an ice cube with my mind just by staring at it. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13962-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Lockdown Update Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Today I melted an ice cube with my mind just by staring at it. Answer:: It took longer than I thought it would. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13963/they-said-mask-and-gloves-were-enough-to-go-to-the-grocery-store https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13963-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Covid19 Shopping Square Joke Meme Joke: They lied, everyone else had clothes on. Answer:: They said mask and gloves were enough to go to the grocery store. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13963-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Covid19 Shopping Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: They said mask and gloves were enough to go to the grocery store. Answer:: They lied, everyone else had clothes on. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13964/i-need-to-re-home-a-dog-its-small-terrier-and-tends-to-bark-a-lot-if-youre-interested-let-me https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13964-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Adopt a pet Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I need to re-home a dog. It's small terrier, and tends to bark a lot. If you're interested, let me know and I'll jump over the neighbor's fence and ge... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13964-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Adopt a pet Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I need to re-home a dog. It's small terrier, and tends to bark a lot. If you're interested, let me know and I'll jump over the neighbor's fence and g... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13965/when-quarantine-is-over-lets-not-tell-some-people https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13965-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Quarantine%27s Over Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: When quarantine is over, let's not tell some people. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13965-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Quarantine%27s Over Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: When quarantine is over, let's not tell some people. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13966/wife-did-i-get-fat-during-the-quarantine-husband-youve-never-been-really-skinny https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13966-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Quarantine Fifteen Square Joke Meme Joke: Time of death: 5/4/2020 4:30 PM. Cause of death: Coronavirus Answer:: Wife: Did I get fat during the quarantine? Husband: You've never been really skinny. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13966-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Quarantine Fifteen Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Wife: Did I get fat during the quarantine? Husband: You've never been really skinny. Answer:: Time of death: 5/4/2020 4:30 PM. Cause of death: Coronavirus | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13968/a-monkey-a-squirrel-and-a-bird-are-racing-to-the-top-of-a-coconut-tree-who-will-get-the-banana https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13968-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg A monkey a squirrel and a bird joke Square Joke Meme Joke: None of them, because you can't get a banana from a coconut tree. Answer:: A monkey, a squirrel, and a bird are racing to the top of a coconut tree. Who will get the banana first, the monkey, the squirrel, or the bird? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13968-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg A monkey a squirrel and a bird joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A monkey, a squirrel, and a bird are racing to the top of a coconut tree. Who will get the banana first, the monkey, the squirrel, or the bird? Answer:: None of them, because you can't get a banana from a coconut tree. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13969/what-do-you-do-if-youre-addicted-to-seaweed https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13969-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Addicted to Seaweed Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Sea kelp. Answer:: What do you do if you're addicted to seaweed? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13969-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Addicted to Seaweed Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you do if you're addicted to seaweed? Answer:: Sea kelp. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13974/what-follows-a-dog-where-ever-it-goes https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13974-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg DOGGY%27S Square Joke Meme Joke: It's tail. Answer:: What follows a dog where ever it goes? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13974-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg DOGGY%27S Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What follows a dog where ever it goes? Answer:: It's tail. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13976/why-is-yoda-such-a-good-gardener https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13976-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Yoda%27s a good gardener joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Because he has green thumbs! Answer:: Why is Yoda such a good gardener? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13976-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Yoda%27s a good gardener joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why is Yoda such a good gardener? Answer:: Because he has green thumbs! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13986/what-is-sex-like-when-youre-camping https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13986-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Camping Sex Square Joke Meme Joke: It's in tents! Answer:: What is sex like when you're camping? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13986-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Camping Sex Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What is sex like when you're camping? Answer:: It's in tents! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13988/mummy-mummy-theres-a-man-at-the-door-with-a-bill https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13988-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Mummy%2C mummy Square Joke Meme Joke: Don't be silly dear, it's probably just a duck with a hat on. Answer:: Mummy, mummy. There's a man at the door with a bill. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13988-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Mummy%2C mummy Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Mummy, mummy. There's a man at the door with a bill. Answer:: Don't be silly dear, it's probably just a duck with a hat on. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13989/bread-is-like-the-sun-it-rises-in-the-yeast-and-sets-in-the-waist https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13989-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Carbs are the enemy Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Bread is like the sun, it rises in the yeast and sets in the waist. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13989-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Carbs are the enemy Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Bread is like the sun, it rises in the yeast and sets in the waist. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13990/guys-i-need-your-help-im-in-the-middle-of-an-argument-with-my-wife-and-she-just-told-me-that https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13990-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg You%27re Right%3F%21 Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Guys I need your help... I'm in the middle of an argument with my wife and she just told me that I'm right. What the hell do I do next?! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13990-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg You%27re Right%3F%21 Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Guys I need your help... I'm in the middle of an argument with my wife and she just told me that I'm right. What the hell do I do next?! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13991/this-was-a-terrible-day-first-my-ex-wife-got-hit-by-a-bus-then-i-lost-my-job-as-a-bus-driver https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13991-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Ex Wife Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: This was a terrible day. First my ex-wife got hit by a bus. Then, I lost my job as a bus driver. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13991-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Ex Wife Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: This was a terrible day. First my ex-wife got hit by a bus. Then, I lost my job as a bus driver. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13992/a-neighbor-suggested-i-put-manure-on-my-strawberries-tasted-horrible-im-sticking-with-whipped https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13992-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Strawberries Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A neighbor suggested I put manure on my strawberries. Tasted horrible! I'm sticking with whipped cream! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13992-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Strawberries Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A neighbor suggested I put manure on my strawberries. Tasted horrible! I'm sticking with whipped cream! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13993/alcohol-is-not-in-my-vodkabulary-however-i-looked-it-up-on-whiskeypedia-and-learned-that-if-you https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13993-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Drinking Problem%3F Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Alcohol is not in my vodkabulary. However, I looked it up on whiskeypedia, and learned that if you drink too much of it, it's likely tequilya. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13993-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Drinking Problem%3F Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Alcohol is not in my vodkabulary. However, I looked it up on whiskeypedia, and learned that if you drink too much of it, it's likely tequilya. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13994/this-is-the-first-year-im-not-going-to-fiji-due-to-covid-19-i-usually-dont-go-because-im-poor https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13994-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg COVID-19 Vacation Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: This is the first year I'm not going to Fiji due to COVID-19. I usually don't go because I'm poor! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13994-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg COVID-19 Vacation Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: This is the first year I'm not going to Fiji due to COVID-19. I usually don't go because I'm poor! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13995/im-thinking-about-taking-the-wine-box-back-to-complain-it-said-once-opened-it-would-last-6-weeks https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13995-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Boxed wine Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I'm thinking about taking the wine box back to complain. It said once opened it would last 6 weeks, it only lasted me 3 hours! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13995-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Boxed wine Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I'm thinking about taking the wine box back to complain. It said once opened it would last 6 weeks, it only lasted me 3 hours! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13996/i-dont-mind-getting-older-but-my-body-is-taking-it-badly https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13996-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Getting Old Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I don't mind getting older... But my body is taking it badly! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13996-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Getting Old Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I don't mind getting older... But my body is taking it badly! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13997/we-all-know-that-mirrors-dont-lie-im-just-grateful-they-dont-laugh https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13997-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Mirror mirror on the wall joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: We all know that mirrors don't lie... I'm just grateful they don't laugh! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13997-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Mirror mirror on the wall joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: We all know that mirrors don't lie... I'm just grateful they don't laugh! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13998/three-weeks-ago-i-sent-my-hearing-aids-in-for-repair-ive-heard-nothing-since https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13998-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Hearing Aid Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Three weeks ago I sent my hearing aids in for repair... I've heard nothing since. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13998-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Hearing Aid Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Three weeks ago I sent my hearing aids in for repair... I've heard nothing since. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/13999/i-had-a-happy-childhood-dad-would-roll-me-down-the-hill-in-a-tire-those-were-goodyears https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-13999-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Good Years Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I had a happy childhood; Dad would roll me down the hill in a tire. Those were Goodyears. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13999-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Good Years Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I had a happy childhood; Dad would roll me down the hill in a tire. Those were Goodyears. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14000/the-philosopher-plato-once-said-i-am-the-wisest-man-alive-for-i-know-one-thing-and-that-one https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14000-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Plato Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: The Philosopher Plato once said... "I am the wisest man alive for I know one thing... and that one thing is that I know nothing." How did he know that... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14000-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Plato Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: The Philosopher Plato once said... "I am the wisest man alive for I know one thing... and that one thing is that I know nothing." How did h... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14001/a-blonde-walks-into-the-library-she-walks-up-to-the-counter-slams-a-book-down-and-and-screams-at https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14001-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg A blonde goes to the library Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A blonde walks into the library. She walks up to the counter, SLAMS a book down and and screams at the librarian, "This is the worst book I've ever re... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14001-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg A blonde goes to the library Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A blonde walks into the library. She walks up to the counter, SLAMS a book down and and screams at the librarian, "This is the worst book I've e... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14002/i-bought-a-chicken-to-make-sandwiches-it-doesnt-it-just-craps-on-the-floor https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14002-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Chicken Sandwiches Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I bought a chicken to make sandwiches. It doesn't! It just craps on the floor. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14002-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Chicken Sandwiches Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I bought a chicken to make sandwiches. It doesn't! It just craps on the floor. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14003/i-finally-discovered-whats-wrong-with-my-brain-on-the-left-side-there-is-nothing-right-and-on-the https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14003-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Right and left brain Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I finally discovered what's wrong with my brain: On the left side there is nothing right and on the right side, there is nothing left. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14003-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Right and left brain Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I finally discovered what's wrong with my brain: On the left side there is nothing right and on the right side, there is nothing left. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14004/i-went-to-the-liquor-store-friday-afternoon-on-my-bicycle-bought-a-bottle-of-scotch-and-put-it-in https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14004-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Don%27t drink and ride Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I went to the liquor store Friday afternoon on my bicycle, bought a bottle of Scotch and put it in the bicycle basket. As I was about to leave, I thou... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14004-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Don%27t drink and ride Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I went to the liquor store Friday afternoon on my bicycle, bought a bottle of Scotch and put it in the bicycle basket. As I was about to leave, I tho... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14005/i-bet-you-would-be-very-motivated-to-lose-weight-if-it-went-to-somebody-you-didnt-like https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14005-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Weight loss Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I bet you would be very motivated to lose weight if it went to somebody you didn't like. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14005-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Weight loss Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I bet you would be very motivated to lose weight if it went to somebody you didn't like. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14006/husband-i-want-you-to-have-this-bracelet-it-belonged-to-my-grandmother-wife-why-does-it-say-do https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14006-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg A gift for my wife Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Husband: I want you to have this bracelet. It belonged to my Grandmother. Wife: Why does it say "Do not resuscitate"? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14006-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg A gift for my wife Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Husband: I want you to have this bracelet. It belonged to my Grandmother. Wife: Why does it say "Do not resuscitate"? Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14007/i-came-i-saw-i-forgot-what-i-was-doing-retraced-my-steps-got-lost-on-the-way-back-now-i-have https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14007-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg The truth about getting old. Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I came, I saw, I forgot what I was doing, retraced my steps, got lost on the way back, now I have no idea what is going on. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14007-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg The truth about getting old. Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I came, I saw, I forgot what I was doing, retraced my steps, got lost on the way back, now I have no idea what is going on. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14008/i-get-most-of-my-exercise-these-days-from-shaking-my-head-in-disbelief https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14008-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Unbelievable Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I get most of my exercise these days from shaking my head in disbelief. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14008-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Unbelievable Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I get most of my exercise these days from shaking my head in disbelief. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14009/two-hillbillies-walk-into-a-restaurant-while-having-a-bite-to-eat-they-talk-about-their-moonshine https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14009-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg How to save a choking woman Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, wh... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14009-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg How to save a choking woman Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, w... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14010/if-a-bird-craps-on-your-head-try-to-think-positively-at-least-cows-dont-fly https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14010-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Pooped on Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: If a bird craps on your head, try to think positively. At least cows don't fly! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14010-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Pooped on Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: If a bird craps on your head, try to think positively. At least cows don't fly! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14011/i-saw-this-guy-at-starbucks-no-iphone-no-tablet-no-computer-he-just-sat-there-drinking https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14011-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg PED Free Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I saw this guy at Starbucks. No iPhone, no tablet, no computer. He just sat there drinking coffee... like a psychopath! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14011-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg PED Free Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I saw this guy at Starbucks. No iPhone, no tablet, no computer. He just sat there drinking coffee... like a psychopath! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14012/me-please-bring-me-a-screwdriver-wife-flat-head-phillips-or-vodka-and-that-is-when-i-knew-she https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14012-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Bring Me A Screwdriver Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Me: Please bring me a screwdriver. Wife: Flat head, Phillips or Vodka? And that is when I knew she was the one! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14012-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Bring Me A Screwdriver Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Me: Please bring me a screwdriver. Wife: Flat head, Phillips or Vodka? And that is when I knew she was the one! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14032/ https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14032-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Personal Liberties Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14032-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Personal Liberties Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14033/how-does-a-hamburger-introduce-his-girlfriend https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14033-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Hamberger%27s Girlfriend Square Joke Meme Joke: Meat Patty. Answer:: How does a hamburger introduce his girlfriend? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14033-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Hamberger%27s Girlfriend Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: How does a hamburger introduce his girlfriend? Answer:: Meat Patty. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14034/an-epidemiologist-an-icu-doctor-and-a-scientist-walk-into-a-bar https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14034-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg COVID-19 Humor Square Joke Meme Joke: Just kidding, they know better. Answer:: An Epidemiologist, an ICU doctor and a scientist walk into a bar... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14034-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg COVID-19 Humor Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: An Epidemiologist, an ICU doctor and a scientist walk into a bar... Answer:: Just kidding, they know better. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14035/even-on-gilligans-island-they-listened-to-the-professor-not-the-millionaire https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14035-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Gilligan Knew Better Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Even on Gilligan's Island they listened to the professor not the 'millionaire'. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14035-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Gilligan Knew Better Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Even on Gilligan's Island they listened to the professor not the 'millionaire'. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14036/what-do-you-call-a-camel-with-no-humps https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14036-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Hump Day Square Joke Meme Joke: Humphrey (Hump Free!). Answer:: What do you call a camel with no humps? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14036-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Hump Day Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you call a camel with no humps? Answer:: Humphrey (Hump Free!). | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14037/the-devil-shows-up-in-a-church-and-everyone-runs-out-but-an-old-man-the-devil-says-why-dont-you https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14037-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Not scared of the devil Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: The devil shows up in a church and everyone runs out but an old man. The devil says, "Why don't you run, aren't you afraid of me?" The old man replies... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14037-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Not scared of the devil Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: The devil shows up in a church and everyone runs out but an old man. The devil says, "Why don't you run, aren't you afraid of me?" The old... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14038/what-kind-of-doctor-is-dr-pepper https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14038-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Dr. Pepper Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: A FIZZ-ician. Answer:: What kind of Doctor is Dr. Pepper? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14038-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Dr. Pepper Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What kind of Doctor is Dr. Pepper? Answer:: A FIZZ-ician. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14039/since-light-travels-faster-that-sound-some-people-appear-bright-until-you-hear-them-speak https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14039-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg The Speed of Light Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Since light travels faster that sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14039-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg The Speed of Light Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Since light travels faster that sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14040/detective-how-did-this-man-drown https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14040-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg 1st Day as a CSI Square Joke Meme Joke: He couldn't breathe underwater. Answer:: Detective: How did this man drown? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14040-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg 1st Day as a CSI Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Detective: How did this man drown? Answer:: He couldn't breathe underwater. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14041/nine-out-of-ten-husbands-agreed-that-their-wives-are-always-right-the-10th-husband-hasnt-been https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14041-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg The Wife Is Always Right Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Nine out of Ten husbands agreed that their wives are always right... The 10th husband hasn't been seen since the study was conducted. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14041-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg The Wife Is Always Right Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Nine out of Ten husbands agreed that their wives are always right... The 10th husband hasn't been seen since the study was conducted. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14042/i-think-i-lost-an-electron-in-fact-im-positive https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14042-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Science Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I think I lost an electron... In fact, I'm positive. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14042-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Science Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I think I lost an electron... In fact, I'm positive. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14043/id-tell-you-a-fart-joke-but-ive-run-out-of-gas https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14043-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Can%27t Fart Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I'd tell you a fart joke... But I've run out of gas. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14043-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Can%27t Fart Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I'd tell you a fart joke... But I've run out of gas. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14046/what-does-the-rabbi-love-even-more-than-his-shekels https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14046-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg What does the Rabbi love even more than his shekels Square Joke Meme Joke: Foreskins. Answer:: What does the Rabbi love even more than his shekels? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14046-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg What does the Rabbi love even more than his shekels Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What does the Rabbi love even more than his shekels? Answer:: Foreskins. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14047/loosing-weight-doesnt-seem-like-its-working-so-im-going-to-concentrate-on-getting-taller https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14047-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Losing Weight Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Loosing weight doesn't seem like it's working, so I'm going to concentrate on getting taller. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14047-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Losing Weight Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Loosing weight doesn't seem like it's working, so I'm going to concentrate on getting taller. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14048/i-ate-a-donut-without-sprinkles-diets-are-so-hard https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14048-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Diet Donuts Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I ate a donut without sprinkles... Diets are so hard! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14048-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Diet Donuts Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I ate a donut without sprinkles... Diets are so hard! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14049/your-job-as-a-woman-is-to-observe-when-your-man-is-happy-and-immediately-put-a-stop-to-that https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14049-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Happy Husband Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Your job as a woman is to observe when your man is happy and immediately put a stop to that nonsense! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14049-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Happy Husband Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Your job as a woman is to observe when your man is happy and immediately put a stop to that nonsense! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14050/pour-a-measure-of-whiskey-gin-or-rum-in-a-glass-then-see-if-you-can-smell-it-if-you-can-then https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14050-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Self Testing for COVID-19 Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Pour a measure of whiskey, gin, or rum in a glass, then see if you can smell it. If you can, then drink it and if you can taste it it's reasonable to... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14050-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Self Testing for COVID-19 Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Pour a measure of whiskey, gin, or rum in a glass, then see if you can smell it. If you can, then drink it and if you can taste it it's reasonable to... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14051/imagine-a-world-where-youtube-twitter-and-facebook-merge-to-become-as-youtwitface https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14051-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg New World Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Imagine a world where Youtube, Twitter and Facebook merge to become as YouTwitFace. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14051-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg New World Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Imagine a world where Youtube, Twitter and Facebook merge to become as YouTwitFace. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14052/roger-brings-his-buddy-home-to-dinner-without-telling-his-wife-his-wife-begins-screaming-at-him https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14052-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Inviting a friend to dinner joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Roger brings his buddy home to dinner without telling his wife. His wife begins screaming at him and his friend just has to sit there and listen. Wife... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14052-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Inviting a friend to dinner joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Roger brings his buddy home to dinner without telling his wife. His wife begins screaming at him and his friend just has to sit there and listen. Wif... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14053/do-you-ever-notice-that-when-geese-fly-in-a-v-formation-one-side-is-always-longer-than-the https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14053-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Captain Obvious Square Joke Meme Joke: That is because there are more geese on that side... Answer:: Do you ever notice that when geese fly in a "V" formation, one side is always longer than the other? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14053-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Captain Obvious Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Do you ever notice that when geese fly in a "V" formation, one side is always longer than the other? Answer:: That is because there are more geese on that side... | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14054/the-first-five-florist-i-called-knew-nothing-about-carpet-or-tile-and-suddenly-im-the-idiot https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14054-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Florist Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: The first five florist I called knew nothing about carpet or tile. And suddenly I'm the idiot. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14054-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Florist Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: The first five florist I called knew nothing about carpet or tile. And suddenly I'm the idiot. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14055/my-mother-always-told-me-if-you-cant-say-anything-nice-then-dont-say-anything-at-all-and-some https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14055-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Golden Rule Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: My mother always told me if you can't say anything nice, then don't say anything at all... And some people wonder why I'm so quiet around them! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14055-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Golden Rule Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: My mother always told me if you can't say anything nice, then don't say anything at all... And some people wonder why I'm so quiet around them! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14056/a-chicken-pie-in-jamaica-costs-200-a-chicken-pie-in-trinidad-costs-240-a-chicken-pie-in-st https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14056-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Pie Rate Joke. Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A chicken pie in Jamaica costs $2.00. A chicken pie in Trinidad costs $2.40. A chicken pie in St. Kitts cost $2.25... These are the Pie Rates of the C... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14056-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Pie Rate Joke. Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A chicken pie in Jamaica costs $2.00. A chicken pie in Trinidad costs $2.40. A chicken pie in St. Kitts cost $2.25... These are the Pie Rates of the... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14057/what-did-they-give-tickle-me-elmo-before-he-left-the-factory https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14057-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Tickle Me Elmo Square Joke Meme Joke: Two test tickles. Answer:: What did they give Tickle-Me-Elmo before he left the factory? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14057-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Tickle Me Elmo Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What did they give Tickle-Me-Elmo before he left the factory? Answer:: Two test tickles. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14058/when-i-get-a-headache-i-take-two-aspirin-and-keep-away-from-children-just-like-it-says-on-the https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14058-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg How to cure a headache Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: When I get a headache, I take two aspirin and keep away from children just like it says on the bottle. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14058-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg How to cure a headache Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: When I get a headache, I take two aspirin and keep away from children just like it says on the bottle. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14059/what-did-one-saggy-boob-say-to-the-other https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14059-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Old Lady Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: We'd better perk up of people will think we're nuts! Answer:: What did one saggy boob say to the other? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14059-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Old Lady Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What did one saggy boob say to the other? Answer:: We'd better perk up of people will think we're nuts! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14060/im-giving-up-drinking-until-this-is-over https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14060-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Giving up drinking Square Joke Meme Joke: Sorry, bad punctuation. I'm giving up. Drinking until this is over. Answer:: I'm giving up drinking until this is over... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14060-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Giving up drinking Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I'm giving up drinking until this is over... Answer:: Sorry, bad punctuation. I'm giving up. Drinking until this is over. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14061/it-turns-out-that-when-youre-asked-who-your-favorite-child-is-youre-expected-to-pick-from-you https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14061-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Favorite Child Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: It turns out that when you're asked who your favorite child is, you're expected to pick from you own. I know that now. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14061-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Favorite Child Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: It turns out that when you're asked who your favorite child is, you're expected to pick from you own. I know that now. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14062/orange-on-the-outside-hollow-on-the-inside-and-should-be-thrown-out-in-november https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14062-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Trumpkin Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Orange on the outside, hollow on the inside, and should be thrown out in November. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14062-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Trumpkin Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Orange on the outside, hollow on the inside, and should be thrown out in November. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14063/who-can-drink-5-gallons-of-gas-without-getting-sick https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14063-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Don%27t Drink Gas Joke. Square Joke Meme Joke: Jerry Can. Answer:: Who can drink 5 gallons of gas without getting sick? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14063-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Don%27t Drink Gas Joke. Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Who can drink 5 gallons of gas without getting sick? Answer:: Jerry Can. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14064/i-trained-my-dog-to-fetch-me-a-beer-it-may-not-sound-impressive-but-he-gets-it-from-the-neighbors https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14064-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Get me a beer joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I trained my dog to fetch me a beer. It may not sound impressive, but he gets it from the neighbors fridge! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14064-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Get me a beer joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I trained my dog to fetch me a beer. It may not sound impressive, but he gets it from the neighbors fridge! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14065/huge-fight-at-seafood-restaurant-battered-fish-everywhere https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14065-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Seafood Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Huge fight at seafood restaurant. Battered fish everywhere! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14065-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Seafood Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Huge fight at seafood restaurant. Battered fish everywhere! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14066/i-went-to-the-paint-store-to-get-thinner-it-didnt-work https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14066-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Get thinner Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I went to the paint store to get thinner. It didn't work! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14066-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Get thinner Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I went to the paint store to get thinner. It didn't work! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14067/if-you-had-to-choose-between-eating-tacos-everyday-or-being-skinny-for-the-rest-of-your-life https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14067-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Tacos vs Skinny Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: If you had to choose between eating tacos everyday or being skinny for the rest of your life - would you choose hard or soft tacos? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14067-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Tacos vs Skinny Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: If you had to choose between eating tacos everyday or being skinny for the rest of your life - would you choose hard or soft tacos? Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14068/being-a-man-means-doing-what-i-want-when-i-want-and-not-having-to-answer-to-shoot-shes https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14068-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Being a man joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Being a man means doing what I want when I want and not having to answer to... Shoot she's coming!!! To be continued. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14068-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Being a man joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Being a man means doing what I want when I want and not having to answer to... Shoot she's coming!!! To be continued. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14069/i-used-to-be-a-people-person-but-people-ruined-that-for-me https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14069-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg People Person Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I used to be a people person... but people ruined that for me! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14069-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg People Person Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I used to be a people person... but people ruined that for me! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14070/a-memory-was-something-you-lost-with-age-an-application-was-for-employment-a-program-was-a-tv https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14070-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Life Before a Computer Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A memory was something you lost with age. An application was for employment. A program was a TV show. A cursor used profanity. A keyboard was a piano.... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14070-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Life Before a Computer Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A memory was something you lost with age. An application was for employment. A program was a TV show. A cursor used profanity. A keyboard was a piano... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14071/i-bet-giraffes-dont-even-know-what-farts-smell-like https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14071-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Giraffe Fart Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I bet giraffes don't even know what farts smell like. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14071-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Giraffe Fart Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I bet giraffes don't even know what farts smell like. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14072/wife-im-not-talking-to-you-husband-ok-wife-dont-you-want-to-know-the-reason-husband-no-i https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14072-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg The silent treatment joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Wife: I'm not talking to you! Husband: OK. Wife: Don't you want to know the reason? Husband: No, I respect and trust your decision. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14072-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg The silent treatment joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Wife: I'm not talking to you! Husband: OK. Wife: Don't you want to know the reason? Husband: No, I respect and trust your decision. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14073/upon-hearing-that-her-elderly-grandfather-passed-away-allie-went-straight-to-her-grandparents https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14073-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Sunday Morning Sex Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather passed away, Allie went straight to her grandparents house to visit her 95 year old grandmother and comfort... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14073-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Sunday Morning Sex Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather passed away, Allie went straight to her grandparents house to visit her 95 year old grandmother and comfort... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14074/a-german-shepherd-a-doberman-and-a-cat-died-in-heaven-all-three-faced-god-who-wanted-to-know https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14074-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Two dogs and a cat go to heaven joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A German Shepherd, a Doberman and a cat died. In heaven, all three faced God, who wanted to know what they believed in. The German Shepherd said, "I b... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14074-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Two dogs and a cat go to heaven joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A German Shepherd, a Doberman and a cat died. In heaven, all three faced God, who wanted to know what they believed in. The German Shepherd said, &qu... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14075/i-refuse-to-take-a-nap-is-that-resisting-a-rest https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14075-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Refusing to Nap Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I refuse to take a nap... Is that resisting a rest? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14075-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Refusing to Nap Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I refuse to take a nap... Is that resisting a rest? Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14076/a-corporation-is-like-a-tree-full-of-monkeys-all-on-different-limbs-at-different-levels-some https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14076-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Corporate Hierarchy Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A corporation is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at different levels. Some monkeys are climbing up, some down. The monkeys on the... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14076-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Corporate Hierarchy Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A corporation is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at different levels. Some monkeys are climbing up, some down. The monkeys on the... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14077/as-you-get-older-youll-realize-that-a-300-watch-and-a-30-watch-both-tell-the-same-time-a https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14077-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Wisdom comes with age joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: As you get older, you'll realize that a $300 watch and a $30 watch both tell the same time. A Micheal Kors wallet and a Forever 21 wallet hold the sam... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14077-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Wisdom comes with age joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: As you get older, you'll realize that a $300 watch and a $30 watch both tell the same time. A Micheal Kors wallet and a Forever 21 wallet hold the sa... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14078/i-went-outside-to-check-on-my-plants-i-felt-something-cold-and-wet-on-my-arm-i-looked-down-and https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14078-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Another COVID Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I went outside to check on my plants. I felt something cold and wet on my arm. I looked down and say a mosquito using a wet wipe before it bit me! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14078-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Another COVID Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I went outside to check on my plants. I felt something cold and wet on my arm. I looked down and say a mosquito using a wet wipe before it bit me! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14079/lettuce-come-together-romaine-calm-this-may-be-just-the-tip-of-the-iceberg https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14079-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Lettuce Pun Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Lettuce come together. Romaine Calm. This may be just the tip of the iceberg. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14079-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Lettuce Pun Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Lettuce come together. Romaine Calm. This may be just the tip of the iceberg. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14080/my-doctor-has-given-me-three-days-to-give-up-drinking-ive-picked-the-5th-of-june-july-17th-and https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14080-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Quit Drinking Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: My doctor has given me three days to give up drinking. I've picked the 5th of June, July 17th, and October 9th! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14080-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Quit Drinking Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: My doctor has given me three days to give up drinking. I've picked the 5th of June, July 17th, and October 9th! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14081/a-woman-walked-into-the-kitchen-to-find-her-husband-stalking-around-with-a-fly-swatter-what-are https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14081-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Killing Flies Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. "What are you doing?" she asked. "Hunting flies," he replied.... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14081-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Killing Flies Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. "What are you doing?" she asked. "Hunting flie... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14082/to-the-person-who-invented-zero-thanks-for-nothing https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14082-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Invention of 0 joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: To the person who invented zero, thanks for nothing. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14082-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Invention of 0 joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: To the person who invented zero, thanks for nothing. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14083/i-watch-my-dog-chase-his-tail-for-five-minutes-and-thought-wow-dogs-are-easily-entertained https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14083-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Dog chasing tail joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I watch my dog chase his tail for five minutes and thought, "Wow! Dogs are easily entertained." Then I realized, I just watched my dog chase his tail... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14083-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Dog chasing tail joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I watch my dog chase his tail for five minutes and thought, "Wow! Dogs are easily entertained." Then I realized, I just watched my dog chas... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14084/i-got-a-call-from-the-police-station-saying-they-want-to-interview-me-funny-i-dont-remember https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14084-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Police questioning joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I got a call from the police station saying they want to interview me. Funny, I don't remember applying for a job there. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14084-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Police questioning joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I got a call from the police station saying they want to interview me. Funny, I don't remember applying for a job there. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14085/i-called-my-boss-and-asked-if-i-could-come-in-a-little-late-he-said-dream-on-i-think-that-was https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14085-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Coming to work late joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I called my boss and asked if I could come in a little late. He said, "Dream on." I think that was really nice of him. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14085-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Coming to work late joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I called my boss and asked if I could come in a little late. He said, "Dream on." I think that was really nice of him. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14086/dont-let-them-take-your-temperature-on-your-forehead-when-you-enter-the-supermarket-because-it https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14086-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Temperature check joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Don't let them take your temperature on your forehead when you enter the supermarket, because it erases your memory. I went in for macaroni and cheese... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14086-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Temperature check joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Don't let them take your temperature on your forehead when you enter the supermarket, because it erases your memory. I went in for macaroni and chees... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14087/ill-tell-you-why-i-cant-lose-weight-ive-got-metal-fillings-in-my-teeth-and-the-refrigerator https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14087-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Weight Loss Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I'll tell you why I can't lose weight... I've got metal fillings in my teeth and the refrigerator magnets keep pulling me into the kitchen. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14087-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Weight Loss Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I'll tell you why I can't lose weight... I've got metal fillings in my teeth and the refrigerator magnets keep pulling me into the kitchen. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14088/in-life-it-is-very-important-to-know-when-to-stop-arguing-with-people-and-just-let-them-be-wrong https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14088-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg A wise man joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: In life, it is very important to know when to stop arguing with people and just let them be wrong! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14088-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg A wise man joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: In life, it is very important to know when to stop arguing with people and just let them be wrong! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14089/women-spend-more-time-wondering-what-men-are-thinking-than-men-actually-spend-thinking https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14089-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Woman and Men Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Women spend more time wondering what men are thinking than men actually spend thinking. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14089-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Woman and Men Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Women spend more time wondering what men are thinking than men actually spend thinking. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14090/the-average-human-walks-900-miles-per-year-and-drinks-22-gallons-of-beer-which-means-the-average https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14090-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Mile Per Gallon Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: The average human walks 900 miles per year and drinks 2.2 gallons of beer, which means the average human gets 41 miles per gallon! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14090-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Mile Per Gallon Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: The average human walks 900 miles per year and drinks 2.2 gallons of beer, which means the average human gets 41 miles per gallon! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14091/a-blonde-thinking-to-herself-if-it-wasnt-for-the-man-who-discovered-electricity-wed-all-be https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14091-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Blonde without electricity joke. Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A blonde thinking to herself, "If it wasn't for the man who discovered electricity, we'd all be watching TV by candlelight." | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14091-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Blonde without electricity joke. Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A blonde thinking to herself, "If it wasn't for the man who discovered electricity, we'd all be watching TV by candlelight." Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14092/your-mind-is-a-garden-your-thoughts-are-the-seeds-you-can-grow-flowers-or-you-can-grow-weeds https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14092-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg It%27s all in your head joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Your mind is a garden. Your thoughts are the seeds. You can grow flowers or you can grow weeds! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14092-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg It%27s all in your head joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Your mind is a garden. Your thoughts are the seeds. You can grow flowers or you can grow weeds! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14093/you-know-when-its-time-to-cut-back-on-youre-wine-intake-when-your-doctor-tells-you-your-blood https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14093-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Time to stop drinking wine joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: You know when it's time to cut back on you're wine intake when your doctor tells you, "Your blood type is Chardonn-A positive." | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14093-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Time to stop drinking wine joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: You know when it's time to cut back on you're wine intake when your doctor tells you, "Your blood type is Chardonn-A positive." Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14094/anyone-have-an-owners-manual-for-a-wife-mines-making-a-whining-noise https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14094-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Wife Owners Manual Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Anyone have an owners manual for a wife? Mine's making a whining noise. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14094-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Wife Owners Manual Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Anyone have an owners manual for a wife? Mine's making a whining noise. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14095/its-called-menopause-for-a-reason-men-should-pause-before-they-speak https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14095-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Menopause Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: It's called menopause for a reason. Men should pause before they speak. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14095-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Menopause Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: It's called menopause for a reason. Men should pause before they speak. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14096/my-kids-say-they-want-a-cat-for-christmas-normally-i-do-a-turkey-but-hey-if-it-will-make-them https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14096-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Cat for Christmas Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: My kids say they want a cat for Christmas. Normally, I do a turkey but hey, if it will make them happy... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14096-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Cat for Christmas Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: My kids say they want a cat for Christmas. Normally, I do a turkey but hey, if it will make them happy... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14097/picked-up-a-hitchhiker-seemed-like-a-nice-guy-after-a-few-miles-he-asked-me-if-i-wasnt-afraid https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14097-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Hitchhiker Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Picked up a hitchhiker. Seemed like a nice guy. After a few miles, he asked me if I wasn't afraid that he might be a serial killer? I told him the odd... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14097-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Hitchhiker Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Picked up a hitchhiker. Seemed like a nice guy. After a few miles, he asked me if I wasn't afraid that he might be a serial killer? I told him the od... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14098/at-the-age-of-65-my-grandma-started-walking-5-miles-a-day-shes-92-now-and-we-have-no-idea-where https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14098-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Grandma Walking Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: At the age of 65 my grandma started walking 5 miles a day. She's 92 now and we have no idea where she is. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14098-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Grandma Walking Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: At the age of 65 my grandma started walking 5 miles a day. She's 92 now and we have no idea where she is. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14099/i-have-a-fear-of-speed-bumps-im-slowly-getting-over-it https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14099-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Fear of speed bumps Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I have a fear of speed bumps... I'm slowly getting over it. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14099-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Fear of speed bumps Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I have a fear of speed bumps... I'm slowly getting over it. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14100/if-you-see-me-talking-to-myself-just-move-along-im-self-employed-and-were-having-a-staff https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14100-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Talking to myself joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: If you see me talking to myself, just move along. I'm self-employed and we're having a staff meeting. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14100-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Talking to myself joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: If you see me talking to myself, just move along. I'm self-employed and we're having a staff meeting. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14101/theres-nothing-like-a-little-tomato-soup-to-soothe-the-soul-even-if-its-cold-over-ice-with-a https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14101-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Tomato Juice Is Good For You Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: There's nothing like a little tomato soup to soothe the soul. Even if it's cold, over ice, with a celery stock... and vodka. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14101-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Tomato Juice Is Good For You Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: There's nothing like a little tomato soup to soothe the soul. Even if it's cold, over ice, with a celery stock... and vodka. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14102/the-graveyard-service-just-barely-finished-when-there-was-a-massive-clap-of-thunder-followed-by-a https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14102-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg My wife made it joke. Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: The graveyard service just barely finished, when there was a massive clap of thunder, followed by a tremendous bolt of lightning, accompanied by even... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14102-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg My wife made it joke. Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: The graveyard service just barely finished, when there was a massive clap of thunder, followed by a tremendous bolt of lightning, accompanied by even... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14103/an-old-cowboy-goes-into-a-bar-and-orders-a-drink-as-he-sits-there-sipping-his-whiskey-a-young https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14103-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg An Old Cowboy Bar Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: An old cowboy goes into a bar and orders a drink. As he sits there sipping his whiskey, a young lady sits down next to him. She turns to the cowboy an... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14103-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg An Old Cowboy Bar Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: An old cowboy goes into a bar and orders a drink. As he sits there sipping his whiskey, a young lady sits down next to him. She turns to the cowboy a... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14104/i-dated-a-crosseyed-girl-but-i-just-knew-she-was-seeing-someone-on-the-side https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14104-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Cross-Eyed Girl Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I dated a crosseyed girl but I just knew she was seeing someone on the side. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14104-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Cross-Eyed Girl Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I dated a crosseyed girl but I just knew she was seeing someone on the side. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14105/why-do-cows-have-hooves https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14105-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Cow Toe Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: They lactose. Answer:: Why do cows have hooves? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14105-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Cow Toe Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why do cows have hooves? Answer:: They lactose. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14106/whats-the-difference-between-a-liter-of-coke-and-deer-testicles https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14106-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Coke vs. Deer Testicles Joke. Square Joke Meme Joke: A liter of Coke is a dollar and deer testicles are just under a buck. Answer:: Whats the difference between a liter of Coke and deer testicles? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14106-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Coke vs. Deer Testicles Joke. Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Whats the difference between a liter of Coke and deer testicles? Answer:: A liter of Coke is a dollar and deer testicles are just under a buck. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14107/last-night-dreamt-i-was-eating-giant-marshmallows-when-i-woke-up-this-morning-my-pillows-were https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14107-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Marshmallow Dream Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Last night dreamt I was eating giant marshmallows. When I woke up this morning my pillows were gone. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14107-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Marshmallow Dream Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Last night dreamt I was eating giant marshmallows. When I woke up this morning my pillows were gone. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14108/i-was-kicked-out-of-my-cooking-class-for-stealing-i-still-think-it-was-a-whisk-worth-taking https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14108-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Caught Steeling in Cooking Class Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I was kicked out of my cooking class for stealing. I still think it was a whisk worth taking. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14108-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Caught Steeling in Cooking Class Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I was kicked out of my cooking class for stealing. I still think it was a whisk worth taking. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14109/i-used-to-have-a-girlfriend-who-made-her-own-booze-i-knew-the-relationship-wouldnt-last-but-i https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14109-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Girlfriend Make Booze Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I used to have a girlfriend who made her own booze. I knew the relationship wouldnt last but I really miss her still. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14109-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Girlfriend Make Booze Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I used to have a girlfriend who made her own booze. I knew the relationship wouldnt last but I really miss her still. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14110/before-you-criticize-someone-you-should-walk-a-mile-in-their-shoes-first-that-way-if-you-do https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14110-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Walk a mile in their shoes joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Before you criticize someone you should walk a mile in their shoes first. That way if you do criticize them you will be a mile away and have their sho... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14110-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Walk a mile in their shoes joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Before you criticize someone you should walk a mile in their shoes first. That way if you do criticize them you will be a mile away and have their sh... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14111/i-was-wondering-why-the-frisbee-kept-getting-bigger-and-bigger-and-biggerthen-it-hit-me https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14111-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Frisbee Pun Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger and bigger.then it hit me | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14111-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Frisbee Pun Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger and bigger.then it hit me Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14112/if-you-are-ever-attacked-by-a-bunch-of-clowns-just-go-right-for-the-juggler https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14112-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Clown Pun Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: If you are ever attacked by a bunch of clowns just go right for the juggler. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14112-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Clown Pun Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: If you are ever attacked by a bunch of clowns just go right for the juggler. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14113/what-did-the-beaver-say-when-he-swam-into-a-wall-dam https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14113-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Beaver Pun Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: What did the beaver say when he swam into a wall? DAM! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14113-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Beaver Pun Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What did the beaver say when he swam into a wall? DAM! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14114/a-lumberjack-walks-into-the-woods-and-goes-to-cut-down-a-tree-with-his-ax-the-tree-shout-out-hey https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14114-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Talking Tree Pun Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A lumberjack walks into the woods and goes to cut down a tree with his ax. The tree shout out "hey wait I'm a talking tree". The lumberjack responds "... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14114-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Talking Tree Pun Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A lumberjack walks into the woods and goes to cut down a tree with his ax. The tree shout out "hey wait I'm a talking tree". The lumberjack... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14115/this-guy-walks-into-a-psychiatrists-office-completely-wrapped-in-cellophane-the-doctor-looks-at https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14115-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Psychiatrist Pun Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: This guy walks into a psychiatrist's office completely wrapped in cellophane. The doctor looks at the guy and says "well I can obviously see your nuts... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14115-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Psychiatrist Pun Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: This guy walks into a psychiatrist's office completely wrapped in cellophane. The doctor looks at the guy and says "well I can obviously see you... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14116/an-agnostic-dyslexic-insomniac-must-stay-awake-all-night-long-wondering-if-there-really-is-a-dog https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14116-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Agnostic dyslexic insomniac Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: An agnostic dyslexic insomniac must stay awake all night long wondering if there really is a dog. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14116-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Agnostic dyslexic insomniac Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: An agnostic dyslexic insomniac must stay awake all night long wondering if there really is a dog. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14117/i-told-my-friend-not-to-buy-his-shoes-from-a-drug-dealer-i-dont-know-what-they-are-laced-with-but https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14117-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Drug Dealer Shoe Pun Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I told my friend not to buy his shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what they are laced with but he has been tripping all day. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14117-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Drug Dealer Shoe Pun Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I told my friend not to buy his shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what they are laced with but he has been tripping all day. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14118/what-do-walruses-and-tupperware-have-in-common-they-both-like-tight-seals https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14118-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Walruses and Tupperware Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: What do walruses and Tupperware have in common? They both like tight seals. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14118-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Walruses and Tupperware Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do walruses and Tupperware have in common? They both like tight seals. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14119/the-police-arrested-two-kids-on-the-4th-of-july-one-was-drinking-battery-acid-and-the-other-was https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14119-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Two kids drinking battery acid and eating fireworks arrested on the 4th of July joke Square Joke Meme Joke: They charged one kid and let the other one off. Answer:: The police arrested two kids on the 4th of July, one was drinking battery acid and the other was eating fireworks. What did the police do? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14119-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Two kids drinking battery acid and eating fireworks arrested on the 4th of July joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: The police arrested two kids on the 4th of July, one was drinking battery acid and the other was eating fireworks. What did the police do? Answer:: They charged one kid and let the other one off. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14120/this-girl-said-she-recognized-me-from-some-vegan-restaurant-but-i-knew-id-never-met-herbivore https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14120-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Vegan Pun Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: This girl said she recognized me from some vegan restaurant but I knew I'd never met herbivore. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14120-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Vegan Pun Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: This girl said she recognized me from some vegan restaurant but I knew I'd never met herbivore. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14121/a-group-of-baboons-is-called-a-congress-that-is-the-joke https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14121-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Congress or Baboon%27s Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A group of baboons is called a congress. (that is the joke) | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14121-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Congress or Baboon%27s Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A group of baboons is called a congress. (that is the joke) Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14122/dont-believe-everything-you-read-on-the-internet-leonardo-da-vinci https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14122-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Leonardo da Vinci Advice Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: "Don't believe everything you read on the internet" Leonardo da Vinci | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14122-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Leonardo da Vinci Advice Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: "Don't believe everything you read on the internet" Leonardo da Vinci Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14123/a-native-american-goes-to-see-a-psychiatrist-about-some-bad-dreams-he-is-having-the-psychiatrist https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14123-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Native American Pun Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A Native American goes to see a psychiatrist about some bad dreams he is having. The psychiatrist asks him to describe his nightmares and he said they... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14123-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Native American Pun Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A Native American goes to see a psychiatrist about some bad dreams he is having. The psychiatrist asks him to describe his nightmares and he said the... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14124/what-did-one-hat-say-to-the-other-hat https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14124-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg What did one hat say to the other hat Square Joke Meme Joke: You stay here I'll go on a head. Answer:: What did one hat say to the other hat? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14124-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg What did one hat say to the other hat Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What did one hat say to the other hat? Answer:: You stay here I'll go on a head. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14125/a-lady-goes-to-her-dermatologist-and-he-tells-her-to-take-milk-baths-for-her-skin-condition-she https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14125-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Mile Bath Pun Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A lady goes to her dermatologist and he tells her to take milk baths for her skin condition. She goes to the grocery store and when an employee asks h... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14125-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Mile Bath Pun Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A lady goes to her dermatologist and he tells her to take milk baths for her skin condition. She goes to the grocery store and when an employee asks... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14126/a-snail-gets-mugged-by-a-couple-turtles-and-when-the-cops-asked-him-for-a-description-of-the https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14126-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Snail Mugged by Turtles Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A snail gets mugged by a couple turtles and when the cops asked him for a description of the turtles he told them "I don't know, it all happened so fa... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14126-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Snail Mugged by Turtles Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A snail gets mugged by a couple turtles and when the cops asked him for a description of the turtles he told them "I don't know, it all happened... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14127/the-pope-lands-in-new-york-and-the-limo-driver-tells-him-that-they-are-running-early-if-he-would https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14127-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Pope Driving Limo Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: The Pope lands in New York and the limo driver tells him that they are running early if he would like to do anything before he needs to be dropped off... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14127-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Pope Driving Limo Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: The Pope lands in New York and the limo driver tells him that they are running early if he would like to do anything before he needs to be dropped of... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14128/two-antennas-got-married-yesterday-the-wedding-was-just-ok-but-the-reception-was-really-good https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14128-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Antennas Pun Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Two antennas got married yesterday. The wedding was just ok but the reception was really good. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14128-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Antennas Pun Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Two antennas got married yesterday. The wedding was just ok but the reception was really good. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14129/two-guys-got-into-a-fight-on-the-bus-here-yesterday-and-one-of-the-guys-threw-a-hatchet-and-hit-the https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14129-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Axe Pun Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Two guys got into a fight on the bus here yesterday and one of the guys threw a hatchet and hit the other guy in the head. The strange part is the vic... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14129-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Axe Pun Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Two guys got into a fight on the bus here yesterday and one of the guys threw a hatchet and hit the other guy in the head. The strange part is the vi... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14130/a-bear-walks-into-a-bar-the-bartender-asks-what-can-i-get-you-the-bear-says-ill-have-a-rum https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14130-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Bear Paw Pun Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get you?" The bear says "I'll have a rum . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . and co... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14130-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Bear Paw Pun Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get you?" The bear says "I'll have a rum . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14131/two-guys-are-sitting-together-in-a-bar-one-guy-starts-yelling-at-the-other-one-he-screams-i https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14131-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Two Guys In A Bar Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Two guys are sitting together in a bar. One guy starts yelling at the other one. He screams, "I slept with your mother!" The bar gets quiet as everyon... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14131-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Two Guys In A Bar Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Two guys are sitting together in a bar. One guy starts yelling at the other one. He screams, "I slept with your mother!" The bar gets quiet... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14132/hollywood-has-been-making-a-movie-about-constipation-for-years-but-they-arent-sure-if-it-will-ever https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14132-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Hollywood Movie Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Hollywood has been making a movie about constipation for years but they aren't sure if it will ever come out. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14132-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Hollywood Movie Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Hollywood has been making a movie about constipation for years but they aren't sure if it will ever come out. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14133/how-did-the-crazy-guy-get-through-the-jungle-he-took-a-psycho-path https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14133-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Crazy Guy In Jungle Pun Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: How did the crazy guy get through the jungle? He took a psycho path. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14133-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Crazy Guy In Jungle Pun Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: How did the crazy guy get through the jungle? He took a psycho path. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14134/i-was-going-to-quit-all-my-bad-habits-for-the-new-years-but-no-one-likes-a-quitter-so-here-is-my https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14134-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg 1080p Pun Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I was going to quit all my bad habits for the new years but no one likes a quitter, so here is my New Years resolution. 1080p! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14134-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg 1080p Pun Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I was going to quit all my bad habits for the new years but no one likes a quitter, so here is my New Years resolution. 1080p! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14135/a-woman-is-on-trial-for-beating-her-husband-with-his-guitars-the-judge-asks-her-first-offender https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14135-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Guitar Pun Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A woman is on trial for beating her husband with his guitars. The judge asks her, "first offender?" She says, "No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender." | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14135-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Guitar Pun Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A woman is on trial for beating her husband with his guitars. The judge asks her, "first offender?" She says, "No, first a Gibson! The... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14136/what-do-christmas-and-crabs-have-in-common https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14136-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Christmas and Crabs Pun Square Joke Meme Joke: Sandy Claws. Answer:: What do Christmas and crabs have in common? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14136-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Christmas and Crabs Pun Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do Christmas and crabs have in common? Answer:: Sandy Claws. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14137/santa-got-stuck-in-a-chimney-a-few-years-back-now-he-gets-claustrophobia https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14137-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Santa Pun Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Santa got stuck in a chimney a few years back? Now he gets Claustrophobia. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14137-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Santa Pun Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Santa got stuck in a chimney a few years back? Now he gets Claustrophobia. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14138/where-does-santa-go-after-christmas-to-relax https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14138-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Santa R%26R Pun Square Joke Meme Joke: Santa Cruz. Answer:: Where does Santa go after Christmas to relax? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14138-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Santa R%26R Pun Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Where does Santa go after Christmas to relax? Answer:: Santa Cruz. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14139/i-never-really-believed-in-santa-always-was-a-rebel-without-a-claus https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14139-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Santa Claus Pun Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I never really believed in Santa, always was a rebel without a claus. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14139-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Santa Claus Pun Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I never really believed in Santa, always was a rebel without a claus. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14140/two-guys-got-caught-stealing-a-calendarthey-both-got-six-months https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14140-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Calendar Pun Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Two guys got caught stealing a calendar...they both got six months. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14140-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Calendar Pun Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Two guys got caught stealing a calendar...they both got six months. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14141/darth-vaders-sister-elle-vader https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14141-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Darth Vader Pun Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Darth Vaders sister Elle Vader. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14141-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Darth Vader Pun Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Darth Vaders sister Elle Vader. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14142/this-guy-was-having-trouble-with-his-sex-life-so-his-doctor-suggested-he-try-jogging-10-miles-a https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14142-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Sex Life Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: This guy was having trouble with his sex life so his doctor suggested he try jogging 10 miles a day. He called his doctor a week later and when asked... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14142-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Sex Life Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: This guy was having trouble with his sex life so his doctor suggested he try jogging 10 miles a day. He called his doctor a week later and when asked... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14143/a-piece-of-rope-walks-into-a-bar-and-asks-for-a-beer-the-bartender-tells-him-they-dont-serve https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14143-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Rope walks in bar pun Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A piece of rope walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender tells him they don't serve string in his bar and to get out. The rope goes outside... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14143-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Rope walks in bar pun Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A piece of rope walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender tells him they don't serve string in his bar and to get out. The rope goes outsid... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14144/whenever-im-sitting-on-a-bench-all-by-myself-and-someone-i-dont-know-sits-beside-me-i-just-look https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14144-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Sitting Alone On A Bench Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Whenever I'm sitting on a bench all by myself and someone I don't know sits beside me I just look straight forward and ask, "Did you bring the money?" | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14144-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Sitting Alone On A Bench Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Whenever I'm sitting on a bench all by myself and someone I don't know sits beside me I just look straight forward and ask, "Did you bring the m... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14145/a-dog-walks-into-a-bar-in-the-old-west-days-and-ends-up-in-a-fight-they-go-out-in-the-street-and https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14145-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Dog Gunfight Pun Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A dog walks into a bar in the old west days and ends up in a fight. They go out in the street and in a shootout he gets his gun shot out of his hand.... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14145-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Dog Gunfight Pun Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A dog walks into a bar in the old west days and ends up in a fight. They go out in the street and in a shootout he gets his gun shot out of his hand.... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14146/confucius-say-man-who-walks-around-with-hands-in-pocket-all-day-long-feels-cocky https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14146-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Confucius Pun Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Confucius say man who walks around with hands in pocket all day long feels cocky. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14146-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Confucius Pun Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Confucius say man who walks around with hands in pocket all day long feels cocky. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14147/my-friend-is-changing-his-bands-name-to-999-megabytes-because-they-never-got-a-gig https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14147-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Megabyte Pun Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: My friend is changing his bands name to 999 Megabytes because they never got a gig. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14147-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Megabyte Pun Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: My friend is changing his bands name to 999 Megabytes because they never got a gig. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14148/if-april-showers-bring-may-flowers-what-do-may-flowers-bring https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14148-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg May Flowers Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Pilgrims. Answer:: If April showers bring May flowers what do may flowers bring? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14148-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg May Flowers Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: If April showers bring May flowers what do may flowers bring? Answer:: Pilgrims. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14149/sad-news-today-the-guy-that-invented-the-boomerang-hand-grenade-died-yesterday-during-product https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14149-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Boomerang Grenade Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Sad news today, the guy that invented the boomerang hand grenade died yesterday during product testing. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14149-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Boomerang Grenade Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Sad news today, the guy that invented the boomerang hand grenade died yesterday during product testing. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14150/my-friend-keeps-telling-me-to-stop-acting-like-a-flamingo-so-i-guess-im-just-going-to-have-to-put https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14150-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Flamingo Pun Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: My friend keeps telling me to stop acting like a flamingo, so I guess I'm just going to have to put my foot down. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14150-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Flamingo Pun Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: My friend keeps telling me to stop acting like a flamingo, so I guess I'm just going to have to put my foot down. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14151/a-friend-kept-telling-me-how-immature-i-am-so-i-told-him-to-get-out-of-my-fort https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14151-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Immature Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A friend kept telling me how immature I am so I told him to get out of my fort. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14151-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Immature Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A friend kept telling me how immature I am so I told him to get out of my fort. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14152/i-got-fired-from-my-job-at-the-calendar-factory-i-should-have-never-taken-a-couple-days-off https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14152-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Calendar Factory Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I got fired from my job at the calendar factory. I should have never taken a couple days off. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14152-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Calendar Factory Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I got fired from my job at the calendar factory. I should have never taken a couple days off. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14153/i-bought-a-book-on-anti-gravity-and-just-cant-seem-to-put-it-down https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14153-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Anti-Gravity Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I bought a book on anti-gravity and just can't seem to put it down. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14153-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Anti-Gravity Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I bought a book on anti-gravity and just can't seem to put it down. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14154/two-not-very-bright-pilots-come-in-for-a-landing-when-the-pilot-has-to-slam-on-the-brakes https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14154-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Pilot Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Two, not very bright, pilots come in for a landing when the pilot has to slam on the brakes. Captain Bill looks over at Roger the co-pilot and says, "... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14154-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Pilot Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Two, not very bright, pilots come in for a landing when the pilot has to slam on the brakes. Captain Bill looks over at Roger the co-pilot and says,... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14155/an-old-lady-walks-up-to-an-ice-cream-truck-and-asks-the-guy-for-some-chocolate-ice-cream-he-tells https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14155-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg No Chocolate Ice Cream Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: An old lady walks up to an ice cream truck and asks the guy for some chocolate ice cream. He tells her that they just sold out. She comes back a few m... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14155-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg No Chocolate Ice Cream Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: An old lady walks up to an ice cream truck and asks the guy for some chocolate ice cream. He tells her that they just sold out. She comes back a few... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14156/five-out-of-six-people-say-russian-roulette-is-safe https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14156-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Russian Roulette Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Five out of six people say Russian Roulette is safe. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14156-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Russian Roulette Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Five out of six people say Russian Roulette is safe. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14157/the-police-asked-where-i-was-between-5-and-6-so-i-told-them-nursery-school https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14157-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Police Interview Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: The police asked where I was between 5 and 6.. so I told them nursery school. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14157-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Police Interview Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: The police asked where I was between 5 and 6.. so I told them nursery school. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14158/the-irs-suspected-a-fishing-boat-owner-wasnt-paying-proper-wages-to-his-deckhands-and-sent-an-agent https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14158-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Boat Captain IRS Audit Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: The IRS suspected a fishing boat owner wasnt paying proper wages to his deckhands and sent an agent to investigate him. IRS Auditor asks "I need to ta... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14158-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Boat Captain IRS Audit Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: The IRS suspected a fishing boat owner wasnt paying proper wages to his deckhands and sent an agent to investigate him. IRS Auditor asks "I need... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14159/once-upon-a-time-a-guy-asked-a-girl-will-you-marry-me-the-girl-said-no-and-the-guy-lived https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14159-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg The Worlds Shortest Fairytale Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, "Will you marry me?" The girl said, "No!" And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles, and went fi... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14159-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg The Worlds Shortest Fairytale Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, "Will you marry me?" The girl said, "No!" And the guy lived happily ever after and rode mot... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14160/a-king-lived-in-a-big-beautiful-glass-castle-in-a-most-beautiful-kingdom-yet-he-spent-his-days https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14160-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg A king In A big Glass Castle Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A king lived in a big beautiful glass castle in a most beautiful kingdom yet he spent his days collecting expensive thrones and saying bad things abou... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14160-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg A king In A big Glass Castle Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A king lived in a big beautiful glass castle in a most beautiful kingdom yet he spent his days collecting expensive thrones and saying bad things abo... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14161/a-kid-was-playing-outside-and-came-in-for-some-lunch-when-his-mom-asked-him-what-he-had-been-doing https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14161-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Kid Playing Pirate Pun Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A kid was playing outside and came in for some lunch when his mom asked him what he had been doing. "I was playing pirates with my friends," the kid s... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14161-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Kid Playing Pirate Pun Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A kid was playing outside and came in for some lunch when his mom asked him what he had been doing. "I was playing pirates with my friends,&quot... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14162/a-parachutist-is-falling-towards-earth-and-cant-get-his-parachute-to-open-surprisingly-he-sees-a https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14162-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg A Parachutist Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A parachutist is falling towards earth and can't get his parachute to open. Surprisingly he sees a guy flying up from earth and yells over to him "hey... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14162-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg A Parachutist Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A parachutist is falling towards earth and can't get his parachute to open. Surprisingly he sees a guy flying up from earth and yells over to him &qu... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14163/a-man-walks-into-a-bar-holding-a-piece-of-asphalt-the-man-says-ill-take-a-beer-and-one-for https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14163-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Asphalt Pun Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A man walks into a bar holding a piece of asphalt. The man says "I'll take a beer ...and one for the road" | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14163-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Asphalt Pun Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A man walks into a bar holding a piece of asphalt. The man says "I'll take a beer ...and one for the road" Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14164/a-duck-goes-into-a-store-and-asks-if-they-have-any-chapstick-they-told-him-they-had-plenty-for https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14164-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg A Duck Chap Stick Pun Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A duck goes into a store and asks if they have any ChapStick. They told him they had plenty for sale so he replied "great can you put it on my bill fo... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14164-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg A Duck Chap Stick Pun Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A duck goes into a store and asks if they have any ChapStick. They told him they had plenty for sale so he replied "great can you put it on my b... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14165/so-a-hole-has-been-found-in-the-nudist-camp-wall-the-police-are-looking-into-it-now https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14165-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Nudist Camp Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: So a hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it now. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14165-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Nudist Camp Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: So a hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it now. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14166/stop-shredded-cheese-make-america-grate-again https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14166-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Stop shredded cheese%2C make America grate again%21 Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Stop shredded cheese, make America grate again! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14166-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Stop shredded cheese%2C make America grate again%21 Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Stop shredded cheese, make America grate again! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14167/a-horse-got-hurt-but-he-is-doing-fine-and-in-fact-he-is-back-in-stable-condition https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14167-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Horse Injury Pun Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A horse got hurt but he is doing fine and in fact, he is back in stable condition. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14167-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Horse Injury Pun Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A horse got hurt but he is doing fine and in fact, he is back in stable condition. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14168/there-are-only-three-kinds-of-people-in-this-world-those-that-are-good-at-math-and-those-that https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14168-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Good At Math Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: There are only three kinds of people in this world: those that are good at math.. and those that aren't. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14168-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Good At Math Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: There are only three kinds of people in this world: those that are good at math.. and those that aren't. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14169/i-used-to-have-a-job-cleaning-mirrors-but-i-couldnt-see-myself-doing-it-for-a-living https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14169-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Clean Mirror Job Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I used to have a job cleaning mirrors but I couldn't see myself doing it for a living. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14169-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Clean Mirror Job Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I used to have a job cleaning mirrors but I couldn't see myself doing it for a living. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14170/if-you-cant-read-it-then-pull-the-side-of-your-eyes-while-reading-it-like-you-are-japanese-it https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14170-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Can you read this%3F Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: If you can't read it then pull the side of your eyes while reading it, like you are Japanese, it will come to you. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14170-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Can you read this%3F Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: If you can't read it then pull the side of your eyes while reading it, like you are Japanese, it will come to you. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14171/a-buddhist-goes-up-to-a-hotdog-vendor-and-says-make-me-one-with-everything https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14171-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg National Hot Dog Day Joke - Buddhist Pun Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A Buddhist goes up to a hotdog vendor and says "make me one with everything". | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14171-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg National Hot Dog Day Joke - Buddhist Pun Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A Buddhist goes up to a hotdog vendor and says "make me one with everything". Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14172/if-you-dont-know-what-this-is-dont-ever-join-the-army-you-dont-even-know-an-ambush-when-you-see https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14172-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Army Bush Pun Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: If you don't know what this is don't ever join the Army. You don't even know an ambush when you see one. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14172-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Army Bush Pun Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: If you don't know what this is don't ever join the Army. You don't even know an ambush when you see one. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14173/have-you-heard-about-the-new-corduroy-pillows-theyre-really-making-headlines https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14173-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Corduroy Pillow Pun Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows? They're really making headlines. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14173-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Corduroy Pillow Pun Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows? They're really making headlines. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14174/i-was-time-traveling-yesterday-but-i-got-hungry-so-i-went-back-four-seconds https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14174-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Time Travel Pun Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I was time traveling yesterday but I got hungry, so I went back four seconds. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14174-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Time Travel Pun Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I was time traveling yesterday but I got hungry, so I went back four seconds. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14175/what-do-you-call-a-deer-with-no-eyes-no-eye-deer-what-do-you-call-a-deer-with-no-eyes-and-no https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14175-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg No Eye Dear Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: What do you call a deer with no eyes? ...no eye deer. What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? ....still no eye deer. What do you call a deer... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14175-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg No Eye Dear Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you call a deer with no eyes? ...no eye deer. What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? ....still no eye deer. What do you call a dee... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14176/if-geico-ever-fired-the-gecko-that-would-be-a-reptile-disfunction https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14176-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Geico Pun Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: if Geico ever fired the gecko that would be a reptile disfunction. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14176-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Geico Pun Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: if Geico ever fired the gecko that would be a reptile disfunction. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14177/did-you-ever-hear-about-the-ohno-bird-it-has-two-inch-long-legs-and-a-four-inch-cock-every-time https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14177-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Ohno Bird Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Did you ever hear about the Ohno bird? It has two-inch long legs and a four-inch cock. Every time he lands you can hear him say "ohno ohno" | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14177-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Ohno Bird Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Did you ever hear about the Ohno bird? It has two-inch long legs and a four-inch cock. Every time he lands you can hear him say "ohno ohno" Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14178/the-reason-you-cant-you-hear-a-pterodactyl-going-to-the-bathroom-is-because-the-pee-is-silent https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14178-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Pterodactyl Pun Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: The reason you can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom is because the pee is silent. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14178-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Pterodactyl Pun Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: The reason you can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom is because the pee is silent. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14179/so-somewhere-out-in-space-two-alien-life-forms-are-talking-with-each-other-the-first-one-says-the https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14179-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Human Intelligence Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: So somewhere out in space two alien life forms are talking with each other. The first one says "The dominant life forms on the planet earth have devel... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14179-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Human Intelligence Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: So somewhere out in space two alien life forms are talking with each other. The first one says "The dominant life forms on the planet earth have... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14180/honk-if-you-love-jesus-text-if-you-want-to-meet-him https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14180-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Don%27t Text and Drive Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Honk if you love Jesus... text if you want to meet him! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14180-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Don%27t Text and Drive Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Honk if you love Jesus... text if you want to meet him! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14181/i-have-a-friend-thats-a-little-nuts-he-thinks-he-is-a-chicken-sometimes-i-probably-wouldnt-hang https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14181-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Thinks He%27s A Chicken Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I have a friend that's a little nuts. He thinks he is a chicken sometimes. I probably wouldn't hang around with him much but I can use the eggs. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14181-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Thinks He%27s A Chicken Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I have a friend that's a little nuts. He thinks he is a chicken sometimes. I probably wouldn't hang around with him much but I can use the eggs. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14182/the-local-pet-store-is-having-a-free-giveaway-on-birds-todayno-perches-necessary https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14182-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Pet Store Pun Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: The local pet store is having a free giveaway on birds today...no perches necessary. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14182-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Pet Store Pun Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: The local pet store is having a free giveaway on birds today...no perches necessary. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14183/i-was-going-to-get-a-brain-transplantthen-i-changed-my-mind https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14183-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Brain Transplant Pun Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I was going to get a brain transplant...then I changed my mind. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14183-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Brain Transplant Pun Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I was going to get a brain transplant...then I changed my mind. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14184/i-would-never-open-a-restaurant-on-the-moonno-atmosphere https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14184-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Restaurant on the moon pun Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I would never open a restaurant on the moon....no atmosphere. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14184-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Restaurant on the moon pun Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I would never open a restaurant on the moon....no atmosphere. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14185/lenins-tomb-is-a-communist-plot https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14185-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Lenin Tomb Pun Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Lenin's tomb is a communist plot. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14185-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Lenin Tomb Pun Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Lenin's tomb is a communist plot. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14186/this-guy-walks-into-a-bar-and-takes-a-seat-before-he-can-order-a-beer-the-bowl-of-pretzels-in https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14186-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Bowl Of Pretzels Pun Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: This guy walks into a bar and takes a seat. Before he can order a beer, the bowl of pretzels in front of him says "Hey, you're really good looking." T... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14186-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Bowl Of Pretzels Pun Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: This guy walks into a bar and takes a seat. Before he can order a beer, the bowl of pretzels in front of him says "Hey, you're really good looki... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14187/a-guy-ends-up-in-the-emergency-room-from-eating-bad-horse-meat-the-doctor-told-his-family-hes-in https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14187-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Emergency Room Pun Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A guy ends up in the emergency room from eating bad horse meat. The doctor told his family he's in stable condition. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14187-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Emergency Room Pun Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A guy ends up in the emergency room from eating bad horse meat. The doctor told his family he's in stable condition. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14188/a-man-walks-into-a-bar-and-there-is-a-bunch-of-meat-hanging-from-the-ceiling-the-man-asks-the https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14188-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Steaks In A Bar Pun Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A man walks into a bar and there is a bunch of meat hanging from the ceiling. The man asks the bartender what's the deal with the meat and the bartend... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14188-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Steaks In A Bar Pun Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A man walks into a bar and there is a bunch of meat hanging from the ceiling. The man asks the bartender what's the deal with the meat and the barten... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14189/three-moles-had-been-burrowing-underground-when-the-first-one-says-did-you-smell-something-sweet https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14189-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Three Moles Pun Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Three moles had been burrowing underground when the first one says "did you smell something sweet, it smelled like candy?' The second one said he smel... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14189-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Three Moles Pun Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Three moles had been burrowing underground when the first one says "did you smell something sweet, it smelled like candy?' The second one said h... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14190/a-kid-keeps-lying-to-his-father-so-the-dad-buys-a-lie-detector-robot-who-will-slap-him-if-he-tells https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14190-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Never Tell A Lie Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A kid keeps lying to his father so the dad buys a lie detector robot who will slap him if he tells a lie. The next morning the father asks his son whe... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14190-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Never Tell A Lie Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A kid keeps lying to his father so the dad buys a lie detector robot who will slap him if he tells a lie. The next morning the father asks his son wh... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14191/i-never-really-thought-communism-would-work-way-to-many-red-flags https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14191-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Communism Pun Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I never really thought communism would work. Way to many red flags. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14191-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Communism Pun Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I never really thought communism would work. Way to many red flags. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14192/why-did-the-cowboy-get-a-dachshund-so-he-could-get-a-long-little-doggie https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14192-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Dachshund and the Cowboy Pun Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Why did the cowboy get a dachshund? So he could get a long little doggie. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14192-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Dachshund and the Cowboy Pun Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why did the cowboy get a dachshund? So he could get a long little doggie. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14193/who-is-irish-and-sits-outside-all-day https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14193-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Irish Furniture Pun Square Joke Meme Joke: Patty O'Furniture. Answer:: Who is Irish and sits outside all day? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14193-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Irish Furniture Pun Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Who is Irish and sits outside all day? Answer:: Patty O'Furniture. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14194/two-young-boys-walked-into-a-pharmacy-one-day-picked-out-a-box-of-tampons-and-proceeded-to-the https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14194-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Box of Tampons Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons, and proceeded to the checkout counter. The pharmacist at the counter asked... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14194-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Box of Tampons Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons, and proceeded to the checkout counter. The pharmacist at the counter aske... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14195/how-do-you-make-pickle-bread https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14195-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Pickle Bread Pun Square Joke Meme Joke: Use dill dough. Answer:: How do you make pickle bread? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14195-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Pickle Bread Pun Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: How do you make pickle bread? Answer:: Use dill dough. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14196/an-elderly-couple-goes-to-a-fast-food-place-where-they-carefully-split-a-burger-and-fries-a-man https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14196-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Share Everything Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: An elderly couple goes to a fast food place where they carefully split a burger and fries. A man takes pity on them and offers to buy the wife her own... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14196-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Share Everything Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: An elderly couple goes to a fast food place where they carefully split a burger and fries. A man takes pity on them and offers to buy the wife her ow... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14197/i-never-really-wanted-to-believe-that-my-friend-a-road-worker-was-stealing-from-his-job-but-when https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14197-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Road Worker Stealing Pun Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I never really wanted to believe that my friend, a road worker, was stealing from his job but when I went to his house there they were. I should have... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14197-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Road Worker Stealing Pun Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I never really wanted to believe that my friend, a road worker, was stealing from his job but when I went to his house there they were. I should have... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14198/630-is-hands-down-the-best-time-on-any-clock https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14198-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Clock Pun Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: 6:30 is hands down the best time on any clock. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14198-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Clock Pun Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: 6:30 is hands down the best time on any clock. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14199/whats-the-difference-between-snow-men-and-snow-women https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14199-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Snow Men vs Snow Women Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Snow balls. Answer:: What's the difference between snow men and snow women? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14199-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Snow Men vs Snow Women Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What's the difference between snow men and snow women? Answer:: Snow balls. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14200/ive-done-some-terrible-things-for-money-like-getting-up-early-to-go-to-work https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14200-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Terrible Things You Do For Money Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I've done some terrible things for money... Like getting up early to go to work. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14200-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Terrible Things You Do For Money Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I've done some terrible things for money... Like getting up early to go to work. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14201/so-this-guy-gets-a-new-job-waiting-tables-and-his-first-day-he-gets-a-difficult-customer-the-guy https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14201-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Half A Potato Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: So this guy gets a new job waiting tables and his first day he gets a difficult customer. The guy orders a half a baked potato and won't take no for a... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14201-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Half A Potato Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: So this guy gets a new job waiting tables and his first day he gets a difficult customer. The guy orders a half a baked potato and won't take no for... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14202/an-irishman-walks-into-a-bar-and-orders-3-pints-of-guinness-he-then-proceeds-to-take-a-sip-from https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14202-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg An Irishman walks into a bar joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: An Irishman walks into a bar and orders 3 pints of Guinness. He then proceeds to take a sip from the first, then a sip from the second, then a sip fro... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14202-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg An Irishman walks into a bar joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: An Irishman walks into a bar and orders 3 pints of Guinness. He then proceeds to take a sip from the first, then a sip from the second, then a sip fr... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14203/the-definition-of-a-stalker-is-when-two-people-go-on-a-long-romantic-walk-together-but-only-one https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14203-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Definition of a stalker Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: The definition of a stalker is when two people go on a long romantic walk together but only one really knows about it. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14203-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Definition of a stalker Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: The definition of a stalker is when two people go on a long romantic walk together but only one really knows about it. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14204/so-this-guy-asked-his-blond-girlfriend-what-was-her-password-and-she-told-him-it-was https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14204-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg A Blond%27s Password Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: So this guy asked his blond girlfriend what was her password and she told him it was "mickeyminniedonaldgoofyhueydueylouieplutohonolulu". When he aske... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14204-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg A Blond%27s Password Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: So this guy asked his blond girlfriend what was her password and she told him it was "mickeyminniedonaldgoofyhueydueylouieplutohonolulu". W... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14205/how-many-flies-does-it-take-to-screw-in-a-light-bulb-only-two-but-dont-ask-me-how-they-got-in https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14205-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg How many flies joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only two, but don't ask me how they got in there. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14205-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg How many flies joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only two, but don't ask me how they got in there. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14206/i-understand-that-mickey-and-minne-mouse-are-getting-a-divorce-when-the-judge-asked-mickey-why-he https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14206-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Mickey and Minne Mouse divorce Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I understand that Mickey and Minne Mouse are getting a divorce. When the judge asked Mickey why he wants to divorce Minnie and he merely replied..."sh... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14206-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Mickey and Minne Mouse divorce Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I understand that Mickey and Minne Mouse are getting a divorce. When the judge asked Mickey why he wants to divorce Minnie and he merely replied...&q... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14207/a-native-american-goes-to-see-his-psychiatrist-about-the-dreams-he-is-having-after-describing-that https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14207-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg A Native American Psychiatrist Pun Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A Native American goes to see his psychiatrist about the dreams he is having. After describing that one is about teepees and the other is about wigwam... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14207-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg A Native American Psychiatrist Pun Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A Native American goes to see his psychiatrist about the dreams he is having. After describing that one is about teepees and the other is about wigwa... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14209/why-iron-man-and-not-fe-male https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14209-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Iron Man Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Why Iron-man and not Fe-male? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14209-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Iron Man Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why Iron-man and not Fe-male? Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14210/what-does-your-wife-and-a-hand-grenade-have-in-common https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14210-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Wife and a Hand Grenade Square Joke Meme Joke: Remove the ring and your house is gone. Answer:: What does your wife and a hand grenade have in common? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14210-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Wife and a Hand Grenade Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What does your wife and a hand grenade have in common? Answer:: Remove the ring and your house is gone. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14211/its-important-to-look-carefully-at-lawn-signs-during-an-election-last-time-i-voted-for-a-real https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14211-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Political Lawn Signs Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: It's important to look carefully at lawn signs during an election. Last time I voted for a real estate agent. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14211-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Political Lawn Signs Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: It's important to look carefully at lawn signs during an election. Last time I voted for a real estate agent. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14212/people-who-confuse-the-words-burro-and-burrow-dont-know-their-a-from-a-hole-in-the-ground https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14212-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Burro vs Burrow Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: People who confuse the words "burro" and "burrow" don't know their a$$ from a hole in the ground. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14212-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Burro vs Burrow Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: People who confuse the words "burro" and "burrow" don't know their a$$ from a hole in the ground. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14213/there-is-a-coin-shortage-america-is-officially-out-of-common-cents https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14213-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Fart Coin Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: There is a coin shortage. America is officially out of common cents. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14213-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Fart Coin Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: There is a coin shortage. America is officially out of common cents. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14214/why-do-they-call-them-apartments-when-they-are-all-stuck-together https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14214-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Apartments Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Why do they call them apartments when they are all stuck together? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14214-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Apartments Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why do they call them apartments when they are all stuck together? Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14215/i-asked-my-granddaughter-to-fetch-me-a-newspaper-she-laughed-and-said-grandpa-you-are-so-old https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14215-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Grandpa Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I asked my granddaughter to fetch me a newspaper. She laughed and said, "Grandpa you are so old, just use my phone." So I slammed her phone against th... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14215-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Grandpa Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I asked my granddaughter to fetch me a newspaper. She laughed and said, "Grandpa you are so old, just use my phone." So I slammed her phone... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14216/if-each-day-is-a-gift-can-we-get-a-refund-on-the-shitty-ones https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14216-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Every Day is a Gift Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: If each day is a gift, can we get a refund on the shitty ones? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14216-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Every Day is a Gift Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: If each day is a gift, can we get a refund on the shitty ones? Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14217/what-did-the-hurricane-say-to-the-coconut-tree https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14217-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Hurricane Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Hold on to your nuts this ain't no ordinary blow job! Answer:: What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14217-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Hurricane Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? Answer:: Hold on to your nuts this ain't no ordinary blow job! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14220/a-biker-was-riding-his-harley-along-a-california-highway-when-suddenly-the-sky-cleared-above-his https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14220-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg A Bridge to Hawaii Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A biker was riding his Harley along a California highway, when suddenly the sky cleared above his head and in a booming voice, the Lord said: Because... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14220-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg A Bridge to Hawaii Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A biker was riding his Harley along a California highway, when suddenly the sky cleared above his head and in a booming voice, the Lord said: Because... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14221/did-you-hear-christmas-has-been-canceled-apparently-santa-is-in-jail-he-was-caught-last-year https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14221-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Christmas is Cancelled Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Did you hear Christmas has been canceled? Apparently, Santa is in jail. He was caught last year laying a doll under a tree. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14221-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Christmas is Cancelled Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Did you hear Christmas has been canceled? Apparently, Santa is in jail. He was caught last year laying a doll under a tree. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14222/i-got-in-touch-with-my-inner-self-today-thats-the-last-time-i-buy-1-ply-toilet-paper-at-the https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14222-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Toilet Paper Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I got in touch with my inner self today... That's the last time I buy 1-ply toilet paper at the dollar store. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14222-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Toilet Paper Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I got in touch with my inner self today... That's the last time I buy 1-ply toilet paper at the dollar store. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14223/i-have-a-condition-that-prevents-me-from-going-on-a-diet-i-get-hungry https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14223-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Diet Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I have a condition that prevents me from going on a diet... I get hungry. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14223-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Diet Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I have a condition that prevents me from going on a diet... I get hungry. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14224/if-you-love-someone-set-them-free-if-they-come-back-it-means-nobody-else-wanted-them-set-them https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14224-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg If you love someone joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, it means nobody else wanted them. Set them free again. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14224-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg If you love someone joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, it means nobody else wanted them. Set them free again. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14225/stopped-by-a-roadside-stand-that-said-lobster-tails-2-paid-my-2-then-he-says-once-upon-a-time https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14225-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Lobster Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Stopped by a roadside stand that said lobster tails $2. Paid my $2, then he says, "Once upon a time there was this lobster...". | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14225-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Lobster Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Stopped by a roadside stand that said lobster tails $2. Paid my $2, then he says, "Once upon a time there was this lobster...". Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14226/your-pants-wont-get-to-tight-if-you-dont-wear-any https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14226-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Diet Tip Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Your pants won't get to tight if you don't wear any. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14226-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Diet Tip Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Your pants won't get to tight if you don't wear any. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14227/i-hate-it-when-people-dont-know-the-difference-between-your-and-youre-there-stupid https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14227-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Possessive Pronouns Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I hate it when people don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". There stupid. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14227-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Possessive Pronouns Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I hate it when people don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". There stupid. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14228/i-just-told-my-suitcase-that-were-not-going-on-vacation-this-year-now-im-dealing-with-emotional https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14228-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg No vacation this year. Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I just told my suitcase that we're not going on vacation this year. Now I'm dealing with emotional baggage. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14228-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg No vacation this year. Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I just told my suitcase that we're not going on vacation this year. Now I'm dealing with emotional baggage. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14229/my-wife-yelled-down-from-upstairs-and-asked-do-you-ever-get-a-shooting-pain-across-your-body-like https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14229-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Do you feel any pain%3F Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: My wife yelled down from upstairs and asked, "Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body like someone's got a voodoo doll of you and they're sta... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14229-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Do you feel any pain%3F Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: My wife yelled down from upstairs and asked, "Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body like someone's got a voodoo doll of you and they'... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14230/fish-bite-twice-a-day-before-you-get-there-and-after-you-leave https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14230-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg When do the fish bite%3F Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Fish bite twice a day. Before you get there and after you leave. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14230-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg When do the fish bite%3F Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Fish bite twice a day. Before you get there and after you leave. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14231/mr-smith-i-reviewed-your-divorce-cases-very-carefully-the-divorce-court-judge-said-and-i https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14231-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Divorce Settlement Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: "Mr. Smith, I reviewed your divorce cases very carefully," the divorce court judge said, "And, I have decided to give your wife $7500 a month." "That'... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14231-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Divorce Settlement Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: "Mr. Smith, I reviewed your divorce cases very carefully," the divorce court judge said, "And, I have decided to give your wife $7500... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14232/some-people-wont-admit-their-faults-i-would-if-i-had-any https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14232-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Admit your faults Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Some people won't admit their faults. I would if I had any. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14232-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Admit your faults Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Some people won't admit their faults. I would if I had any. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14233/a-child-asked-his-father-how-were-people-born-so-his-father-replied-adam-and-eve-made-babies https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14233-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Religion vs Science Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father replied, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies of... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14233-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Religion vs Science Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father replied, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults an... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14234/i-was-watching-a-show-called-ten-ways-to-avoid-a-shark-attack-i-was-really-surprised-that-stay https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14234-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg How to avoid a shark attack Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I was watching a show called "Ten ways to avoid a shark attack". I was really surprised that "Stay out of the water" wasn't #1. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14234-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg How to avoid a shark attack Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I was watching a show called "Ten ways to avoid a shark attack". I was really surprised that "Stay out of the water" wasn't #1. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14235/so-many-people-these-days-are-too-judgmental-i-can-tell-by-just-looking-at-them https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14235-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg So judgmental Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: So many people these days are too judgmental. I can tell by just looking at them. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14235-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg So judgmental Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: So many people these days are too judgmental. I can tell by just looking at them. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14236/cremation-is-your-last-chance-for-a-smoking-hot-body https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14236-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Cremation Pun Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Cremation is your last chance for a smoking hot body! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14236-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Cremation Pun Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Cremation is your last chance for a smoking hot body! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14237/so-i-got-pulled-over-in-the-carpool-lane-the-other-day-when-the-officer-asked-where-my-passenger https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14237-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Covid Carpool Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: So, I got pulled over in the carpool lane the other day. When the officer asked where my passenger was. I told him due to social distancing, he was in... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14237-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Covid Carpool Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: So, I got pulled over in the carpool lane the other day. When the officer asked where my passenger was. I told him due to social distancing, he was i... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14238/a-little-three-year-old-boy-is-sitting-on-the-toilet-his-mother-thinks-he-has-been-in-there-too https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14238-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Don%27t sit on the toilet too long Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A little three year old boy is sitting on the toilet. His mother thinks he has been in there too long, so she goes in to see what's up. The little boy... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14238-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Don%27t sit on the toilet too long Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A little three year old boy is sitting on the toilet. His mother thinks he has been in there too long, so she goes in to see what's up. The little bo... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14239/a-friend-of-mine-has-two-tickets-for-the-super-bowl-both-box-seats-he-paid-2500-each-but-he https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14239-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Super Bowl Tickets Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A friend of mine has two tickets for the Super Bowl, both box seats! He paid $2,500 each but he didn't realize last year when he bought them, it was g... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14239-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Super Bowl Tickets Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A friend of mine has two tickets for the Super Bowl, both box seats! He paid $2,500 each but he didn't realize last year when he bought them, it was... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14240/lance-is-a-common-name-these-days-but-in-medieval-times-people-were-named-lance-a-lot https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14240-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg My name is Lance Pun Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Lance is a common name these days, but in medieval times, people were named Lance a lot. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14240-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg My name is Lance Pun Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Lance is a common name these days, but in medieval times, people were named Lance a lot. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14241/rabbits-jump-and-the-live-for-an-average-of-8-years-dogs-run-and-they-live-for-an-average-of-15 https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14241-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Exersize and Life Expectancy Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Rabbits jump and the live for an average of 8 years. Dog's run and they live for an average of 15 years. Turtles do nothing and can live for over 15o... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14241-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Exersize and Life Expectancy Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Rabbits jump and the live for an average of 8 years. Dog's run and they live for an average of 15 years. Turtles do nothing and can live for over 15o... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14244/the-lone-ranger-and-tonto-walked-into-a-saloon-and-sat-down-to-drink-a-beer-after-a-few-minutes-a https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14244-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg The Loan Ranger and Tonto Go Into A Saloon Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a saloon and sat down to drink a beer. After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said "Who owns the b... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14244-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg The Loan Ranger and Tonto Go Into A Saloon Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a saloon and sat down to drink a beer. After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said "Who owns... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14245/a-duck-a-skunk-and-a-deer-when-out-to-dinner-at-a-restaurant-one-night-when-it-came-time-to-pay https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14245-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg A Duck%2C Skunk And A Deer Go To Dinner Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A duck a skunk and a deer when out to dinner at a restaurant one night. When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14245-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg A Duck%2C Skunk And A Deer Go To Dinner Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A duck a skunk and a deer when out to dinner at a restaurant one night. When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14246/if-you-ever-receive-an-email-titled-ding-dong-do-not-open-it-its-a-jehovahs-witness-working https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14246-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Email Warning Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: If you ever receive an email titled "Ding Dong", do not open it. It's a Jehovahs Witness working from home. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14246-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Email Warning Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: If you ever receive an email titled "Ding Dong", do not open it. It's a Jehovahs Witness working from home. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14247/shot-my-first-turkey-today-scared-the-crap-out-of-everyone-in-the-frozen-food-section-it-was https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14247-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Fresh Thanksgiving Turkey Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Shot my first turkey today. Scared the crap out of everyone in the frozen food section, it was awesome! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14247-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Fresh Thanksgiving Turkey Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Shot my first turkey today. Scared the crap out of everyone in the frozen food section, it was awesome! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14248/a-new-study-recently-found-that-humans-eat-more-bananas-than-monkeys-i-cant-remember-the-last https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14248-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Monkey and Bananas Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14248-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Monkey and Bananas Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14249/someone-asked-me-what-to-do-with-leftover-bacon-ive-never-heard-of-that-kind-of-bacon https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14249-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Leftover Bacon%3F Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Someone asked me what to do with leftover bacon. I've never heard of that kind of bacon. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14249-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Leftover Bacon%3F Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Someone asked me what to do with leftover bacon. I've never heard of that kind of bacon. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14250/lazy-is-a-very-strong-word-i-like-to-call-it-selective-participation https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14250-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Lazy Dog Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Lazy is a very strong word. I like to call it "Selective Participation". | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14250-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Lazy Dog Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Lazy is a very strong word. I like to call it "Selective Participation". Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14251/laundry-washing-30-minutes-drying-60-minutes-putting-away-7-to-10-business-days https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14251-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Laundry Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Laundry: Washing - 30 minutes, drying - 60 minutes, putting away - 7 to 10 business days. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14251-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Laundry Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Laundry: Washing - 30 minutes, drying - 60 minutes, putting away - 7 to 10 business days. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14252/im-on-the-tequila-diet-so-far-ive-lost-2-days https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14252-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Tequila Diet Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I'm on the tequila diet. So far I've lost 2 days. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14252-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Tequila Diet Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I'm on the tequila diet. So far I've lost 2 days. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14253/when-chemists-die-they-barium https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14253-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Chemist Pun Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: When chemists die, they barium. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14253-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Chemist Pun Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: When chemists die, they barium. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14254/jokes-about-german-sausage-are-the-wurst https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14254-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg German Sausage Pun Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Jokes about German sausage are the wurst. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14254-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg German Sausage Pun Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Jokes about German sausage are the wurst. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14255/a-soldier-who-survived-mustard-gas-and-pepper-spray-is-now-a-seasoned-veteran https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14255-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Soldier Pun Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14255-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Soldier Pun Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14256/i-know-a-guy-who-is-addicted-to-brake-fluid-he-says-he-can-stop-anytime https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14256-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Brake Fluid Pun Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I know a guy who is addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop anytime. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14256-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Brake Fluid Pun Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I know a guy who is addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop anytime. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14257/i-stayed-up-all-night-to-see-where-the-sun-went-then-it-dawned-on-me https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14257-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Sun Pun Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14257-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Sun Pun Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14258/i-did-a-theatrical-performance-about-puns-it-was-a-play-on-words https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14258-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Theatrical Puns Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14258-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Theatrical Puns Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14259/they-told-me-i-had-type-a-blood-but-it-was-a-type-o https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14259-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Blood Pun Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: They told me I had type A blood, but it was a type O. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14259-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Blood Pun Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: They told me I had type A blood, but it was a type O. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14260/a-dyslexic-man-walks-into-a-bra https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14260-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Dyslexic Pun Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A dyslexic man walks into a bra. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14260-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Dyslexic Pun Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14261/pms-jokes-arent-funny-period https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14261-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg PMS Pun Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: PMS jokes aren't funny. Period! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14261-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg PMS Pun Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: PMS jokes aren't funny. Period! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14262/why-were-the-indians-here-first https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14262-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Indian Pun Square Joke Meme Joke: They had reservations. Answer:: Why were the Indians here first? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14262-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Indian Pun Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why were the Indians here first? Answer:: They had reservations. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14263/class-trip-to-coca-cola-i-hope-theres-no-pop-quiz https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14263-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Class Trip Pun Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Class trip to Coca-Cola. I hope there's no pop quiz. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14263-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Class Trip Pun Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Class trip to Coca-Cola. I hope there's no pop quiz. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14264/energizer-bunny-arrested-charged-with-battery https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14264-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Energizer Bunny Pun Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Energizer bunny arrested: Charged with battery. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14264-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Energizer Bunny Pun Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Energizer bunny arrested: Charged with battery. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14265/i-didnt-like-my-beard-at-first-then-it-grew-on-me https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14265-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Beard Pun Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14265-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Beard Pun Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14266/how-do-you-make-holy-water https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14266-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Holy Water Pun Square Joke Meme Joke: Boil the hell out of it. Answer:: How do you make holy water? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14266-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Holy Water Pun Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: How do you make holy water? Answer:: Boil the hell out of it. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14267/what-do-you-call-a-dinosaur-with-an-extensive-vocabulary https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14267-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Dinosaur Pun Square Joke Meme Joke: A Thesaurus. Answer:: What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14267-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Dinosaur Pun Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? Answer:: A Thesaurus. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14268/when-you-get-a-bladder-infection-urine-trouble https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14268-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Bladder Infection Pun Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14268-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Bladder Infection Pun Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14269/broken-pencils-are-pointless https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14269-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Pencil Pun Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Broken pencils are pointless. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14269-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Pencil Pun Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Broken pencils are pointless. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14270/what-does-a-clock-do-when-it-gets-hungry https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14270-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Hungary Clock Pun Square Joke Meme Joke: It goes back four seconds. Answer:: What does a clock do when it gets hungry? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14270-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Hungary Clock Pun Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What does a clock do when it gets hungry? Answer:: It goes back four seconds. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14271/a-scotsman-and-his-wife-walk-past-a-swanky-new-restaurant-did-you-smell-that-food-she-asked https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14271-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg A Scotsman And His Wife Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A Scotsman and his wife walk past a swanky new restaurant. "Did you smell that food?" she asked. "It smells absolutely incredible!" Being a 'kind-hear... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14271-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg A Scotsman And His Wife Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A Scotsman and his wife walk past a swanky new restaurant. "Did you smell that food?" she asked. "It smells absolutely incredible!&quo... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14272/what-is-a-pirates-favorite-fast-food-place https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14272-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Pirate Joke .... Square Joke Meme Joke: ARRRRRRRRRRBYYYYYYYYYYS. Answer:: What is a pirates favorite fast food place? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14272-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Pirate Joke .... Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What is a pirates favorite fast food place? Answer:: ARRRRRRRRRRBYYYYYYYYYYS. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14274/an-invisible-man-married-an-invisible-woman-im-not-sure-what-they-saw-in-each-other-their-kids https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14274-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Invisible Man And Woman Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: An invisible man married an invisible woman. I'm not sure what they saw in each other. Their kids were nothing to look at either. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14274-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Invisible Man And Woman Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: An invisible man married an invisible woman. I'm not sure what they saw in each other. Their kids were nothing to look at either. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14275/son-dad-im-considering-a-career-in-organized-crime-dad-government-or-private-sector https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14275-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Organized Crime Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Son, "Dad, I'm considering a career in organized crime." Dad, "Government or private sector?" | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14275-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Organized Crime Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Son, "Dad, I'm considering a career in organized crime." Dad, "Government or private sector?" Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14276/im-really-afraid-someone-is-going-to-win-this-election https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14276-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Election Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I'm really afraid someone is going to win this election! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14276-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Election Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I'm really afraid someone is going to win this election! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14277/i-just-asked-myself-if-im-crazy-we-said-no https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14277-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg I%27m Crazy Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I just asked myself if I'm crazy. We said no. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14277-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg I%27m Crazy Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I just asked myself if I'm crazy. We said no. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14278/i-just-released-my-own-fragrance-nobody-in-the-car-seemed-to-like-it https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14278-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg New Frangrance Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I just released my own fragrance... Nobody in the car seemed to like it. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14278-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg New Frangrance Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I just released my own fragrance... Nobody in the car seemed to like it. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14279/if-you-ever-get-caught-sleeping-on-the-job-slowly-raise-your-head-and-say-in-jesus-name-amen https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14279-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Caught Sleeping on the Job Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: If you ever get caught sleeping on the job... slowly raise your head and say "In Jesus Name, Amen" | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14279-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Caught Sleeping on the Job Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: If you ever get caught sleeping on the job... slowly raise your head and say "In Jesus Name, Amen" Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14280/a-married-mans-honest-confession-i-always-read-my-wifes-horoscope-to-see-what-kind-of-day-i https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14280-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Wife Horoscope Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A married man's honest confession... "I always read my wife's horoscope to see what kind of day I was going to have." | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14280-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Wife Horoscope Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A married man's honest confession... "I always read my wife's horoscope to see what kind of day I was going to have." Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14281/a-jewish-grandmother-is-giving-directions-to-her-grown-grandson-who-is-coming-to-visit-with-his https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14281-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Jewish Grandma Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A Jewish grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson who is coming to visit with his wife. "You come to the front door of the apartment. I... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14281-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Jewish Grandma Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A Jewish grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson who is coming to visit with his wife. "You come to the front door of the apartme... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14282/be-sure-to-bring-up-politics-during-family-thanksgiving-to-save-on-christmas-gifts https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14282-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Politics At Thanksgiving Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Be sure to bring up politics during family Thanksgiving to save on Christmas gifts. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14282-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Politics At Thanksgiving Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Be sure to bring up politics during family Thanksgiving to save on Christmas gifts. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14283/the-other-day-i-went-to-see-a-psychic-when-i-knocked-on-the-door-she-shouted-whos-there-so-i https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14283-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Psychic Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: The other day I went to see a psychic. When I knocked on the door she shouted, "Who's there?" So I left. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14283-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Psychic Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: The other day I went to see a psychic. When I knocked on the door she shouted, "Who's there?" So I left. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14284/singing-leads-to-dancing-dancing-leads-to-slipping-and-slipping-leads-to-paramedics-seeing-you https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14284-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Never Sing In The Shower Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Singing leads to dancing, Dancing leads to slipping and slipping leads to paramedics seeing you naked. So remember don't sing in the shower! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14284-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Never Sing In The Shower Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Singing leads to dancing, Dancing leads to slipping and slipping leads to paramedics seeing you naked. So remember don't sing in the shower! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14285/president-camacho-shit-i-know-shits-bad-right-now-with-all-that-starving-bullshit-and-the-dust https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14285-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Idiocracy President Camacho Quote %231 Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: President Camacho: Shit. I know shit's bad right now, with all that starving bullshit, and the dust storms, and we are running out of french fries and... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14285-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Idiocracy President Camacho Quote %231 Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: President Camacho: Shit. I know shit's bad right now, with all that starving bullshit, and the dust storms, and we are running out of french fries an... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14286/president-camacho-now-i-understand-everyones-shits-emotional-right-now-but-ive-got-a-3-point https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14286-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Idiocracy President Camacho Quote %232 Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: President Camacho: Now I understand everyone's shit's emotional right now. But I've got a 3 point plan that's going to fix everything.Congressman #1:... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14286-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Idiocracy President Camacho Quote %232 Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: President Camacho: Now I understand everyone's shit's emotional right now. But I've got a 3 point plan that's going to fix everything. Congressman #1... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14287/so-youre-smart-huh-i-thought-your-head-would-be-bigger-president-camacho https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14287-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Idiocracy President Camacho Quote %233 Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: So you're smart, huh? I thought your head would be bigger. - President Camacho | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14287-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Idiocracy President Camacho Quote %233 Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: So you're smart, huh? I thought your head would be bigger. - President Camacho Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14288/shut-up-sit-your-monkey-ass-down-chill-out-president-camacho https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14288-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Idiocracy President Camacho Quote %234 Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Shut up. Sit your monkey ass down. Chill out. - President Camacho | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14288-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Idiocracy President Camacho Quote %234 Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Shut up. Sit your monkey ass down. Chill out. - President Camacho Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14289/chill-scro-you-do-a-kick-ass-job-and-you-get-a-full-pardon-president-camacho https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14289-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Idiocracy President Camacho Quote %235 Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Chill, Scro, you do a kick-ass job and you get a full pardon. - President Camacho | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14289-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Idiocracy President Camacho Quote %235 Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Chill, Scro, you do a kick-ass job and you get a full pardon. - President Camacho Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14290/for-the-smartest-guy-in-the-world-youre-pretty-dumb-sometimes-frito https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14290-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Idiocracy Frito Quote Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: For the smartest guy in the world, you're pretty dumb sometimes. - Frito | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14290-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Idiocracy Frito Quote Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: For the smartest guy in the world, you're pretty dumb sometimes. - Frito Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14291/never-let-anyone-tell-you-what-you-can-or-cannot-do-just-look-at-beethoven-everyone-told-him-he https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14291-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Don%27t Listen Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Never let anyone tell you what you can or cannot do. Just look at Beethoven. Everyone told him he would never be a musician, just because he was deaf.... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14291-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Don%27t Listen Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Never let anyone tell you what you can or cannot do. Just look at Beethoven. Everyone told him he would never be a musician, just because he was deaf... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14292/a-man-absolutely-hated-his-wifes-cat-and-decided-to-get-rid-of-him-one-day-by-driving-him-20 https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14292-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg The Wife%27s Cat Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park. As he... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14292-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg The Wife%27s Cat Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park. As he... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14294/a-man-and-a-woman-were-traveling-on-a-train-woman-every-time-you-smile-i-feel-like-inviting-you https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14294-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg You Like My Smile Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A man and a woman were traveling on a train. Woman, "Every time you smile I feel like inviting you over to my place." Man, "Aww are you single?" Woman... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14294-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg You Like My Smile Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A man and a woman were traveling on a train. Woman, "Every time you smile I feel like inviting you over to my place." Man, "Aww are yo... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14295/why-are-frogs-so-happy https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14295-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Happy Frogs Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: They eat whatever bugs them. Answer:: Why are frogs so happy? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14295-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Happy Frogs Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why are frogs so happy? Answer:: They eat whatever bugs them. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14296/i-asked-alexa-what-do-women-want-it-hasnt-shut-up-for-nine-days https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14296-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg What Women Want Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I asked, "Alexa, what do women want?" It hasn't shut up for nine days! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14296-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg What Women Want Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I asked, "Alexa, what do women want?" It hasn't shut up for nine days! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14297/little-johnny-is-always-being-teased-by-the-other-neighborhood-boys-for-being-stupid-the-favorite https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14297-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Little Johnny Loves Nickels Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid. The favorite joke is to offer Johnny the choice between a nickel... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14297-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Little Johnny Loves Nickels Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid. The favorite joke is to offer Johnny the choice between a nicke... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14298/hostess-ok-i-can-seat-you-at-this-table-right-here-4-feet-away-but-i-will-need-you-to-wear-a https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14298-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Logic in an Illogical World Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Hostess: "Ok, I can seat you at this table right here (4 feet away), but I will need you to wear a mask to the table." Logical friend: "What happens w... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14298-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Logic in an Illogical World Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Hostess: "Ok, I can seat you at this table right here (4 feet away), but I will need you to wear a mask to the table." Logical friend: &quo... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14299/have-you-ever-noticed-that-a-womans-ill-be-ready-in-5-minutes-and-a-mans-ill-be-home-if-5 https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14299-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Men and Women Time Relativity Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Have you ever noticed that a woman's "I'll be ready in 5 minutes" and a man's "I'll be home if 5 minutes" are exactly the same? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14299-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Men and Women Time Relativity Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Have you ever noticed that a woman's "I'll be ready in 5 minutes" and a man's "I'll be home if 5 minutes" are exactly the same? Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14300/a-woman-tried-to-cut-off-her-lovers-penis-missed-and-cut-his-thigh-charged-with-a-misdaweiner https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14300-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg A Woman Scorn Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A Woman tried to cut off her lover's penis, missed and cut his thigh, charged with a misdaweiner. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14300-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg A Woman Scorn Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A Woman tried to cut off her lover's penis, missed and cut his thigh, charged with a misdaweiner. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14301/a-man-and-a-woman-were-having-a-quiet-romantic-dinner-in-a-fine-restaurant-they-were-gazing https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14301-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Romantic Dinner Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A man and a woman were having a quiet, romantic dinner in a fine restaurant. They were gazing lovingly at each other and holding hands. The waitress,... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14301-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Romantic Dinner Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A man and a woman were having a quiet, romantic dinner in a fine restaurant. They were gazing lovingly at each other and holding hands. The waitress,... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14302/me-sobbing-my-heart-out-eyes-swollen-nose-red-i-cant-see-you-anymore-i-am-not-going-to https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14302-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Personal Trainer Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Me: (Sobbing my heart out, eyes swollen, nose red)... I can't see you anymore... I am not going to let you hurt me like this again! Trainer: It was a... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14302-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Personal Trainer Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Me: (Sobbing my heart out, eyes swollen, nose red)... I can't see you anymore... I am not going to let you hurt me like this again! Trainer: It was a... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14303/why-dont-brunettes-get-breast-implants https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14303-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Brunette Joke %235 Square Joke Meme Joke: They've already spent their money on thigh and butt implants. Answer:: Why don't brunettes get breast implants? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14303-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Brunette Joke %235 Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why don't brunettes get breast implants? Answer:: They've already spent their money on thigh and butt implants. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14304/what-kind-of-costumes-do-brunette-girls-wear-on-halloween https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14304-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Brunette Joke %234 Square Joke Meme Joke: They just stand on their heads and go as dirty mops. Answer:: What kind of costumes do brunette girls wear on Halloween? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14304-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Brunette Joke %234 Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What kind of costumes do brunette girls wear on Halloween? Answer:: They just stand on their heads and go as dirty mops. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14305/what-do-you-call-a-brunette-who-dies-her-hair-blonde https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14305-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Brunette Joke %233 Square Joke Meme Joke: Artificial Stupidity. Answer:: What do you call a brunette who dies her hair blonde? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14305-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Brunette Joke %233 Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you call a brunette who dies her hair blonde? Answer:: Artificial Stupidity. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14306/whats-a-brunettes-mating-call https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14306-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Brunette Joke %232 Square Joke Meme Joke: "Has the blonde left yet?" Answer:: What's a brunette's mating call? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14306-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Brunette Joke %232 Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What's a brunette's mating call? Answer:: "Has the blonde left yet?" | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14307/whats-the-real-reason-a-brunette-keeps-her-figure https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14307-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Brunette %231 Square Joke Meme Joke: No one else wants it. Answer:: What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14307-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Brunette %231 Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure? Answer:: No one else wants it. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14308/once-there-were-three-friends-none-someone-and-mad-one-day-they-went-to-a-park-and-suddenly https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14308-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg The Three Friends Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Once there were three friends, None, Someone, and Mad. One day they went to a park and suddenly None started fighting with Someone. Mad didn't know wh... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14308-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg The Three Friends Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Once there were three friends, None, Someone, and Mad. One day they went to a park and suddenly None started fighting with Someone. Mad didn't know w... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14309/why-do-people-in-athens-hate-getting-up-early https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14309-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Athens Sunrise Pun Square Joke Meme Joke: Because Dawn is tough on Greece. Answer:: Why do people in Athens hate getting up early? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14309-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Athens Sunrise Pun Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why do people in Athens hate getting up early? Answer:: Because Dawn is tough on Greece. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14310/my-friend-composes-songs-about-sewing-machines-hes-a-singer-songwriter-or-sew-it-seams https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14310-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Song Composer Pun Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: My friend composes songs about sewing machines. He's a Singer songwriter or sew it seams. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14310-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Song Composer Pun Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: My friend composes songs about sewing machines. He's a Singer songwriter or sew it seams. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14311/what-is-the-difference-between-a-man-buying-a-lottery-ticket-and-a-man-arguing-with-his-wife https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14311-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg What is the difference between a man buying a lottery ticket and a man arguing with his wife joke Square Joke Meme Joke: The man buying the lottery ticket actually has a chance to win. Answer:: What is the difference between a man buying a lottery ticket and a man arguing with his wife? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14311-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg What is the difference between a man buying a lottery ticket and a man arguing with his wife joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What is the difference between a man buying a lottery ticket and a man arguing with his wife? Answer:: The man buying the lottery ticket actually has a chance to win. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14312/there-are-two-ways-to-argue-with-a-woman-neither-one-of-them-works https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14312-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Two ways to argue... Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: There are two ways to argue with a woman... Neither one of them works. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14312-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Two ways to argue... Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: There are two ways to argue with a woman... Neither one of them works. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14313/clocks-are-supposed-to-fall-back-on-nov-1st-think-ill-set-mine-forward-at-least-two-months https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14313-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Daylight Saving Time Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Clocks are supposed to fall back on Nov. 1st. Think I'll set mine forward at least two months because nobody wants to fall back in 2020. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14313-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Daylight Saving Time Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Clocks are supposed to fall back on Nov. 1st. Think I'll set mine forward at least two months because nobody wants to fall back in 2020. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14314/a-salesman-was-going-door-to-door-trying-to-sell-his-wares-as-he-walked-up-to-the-next-house-he https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14314-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Is your mom home%3F Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A salesman was going door to door trying to sell his wares. As he walked up to the next house, he noticed a small boy sitting on the front steps. "Is... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14314-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Is your mom home%3F Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A salesman was going door to door trying to sell his wares. As he walked up to the next house, he noticed a small boy sitting on the front steps. &qu... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14315/little-old-lady-calls-the-fire-department-screams-come-quick-my-house-is-on-fire-man-says-how https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14315-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Fireman Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Little old lady calls the fire department, screams, come quick, my house is on fire! Man says, how do we get there? She says, don't y'all still have t... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14315-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Fireman Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Little old lady calls the fire department, screams, come quick, my house is on fire! Man says, how do we get there? She says, don't y'all still have... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14317/i-know-i-shouldnt-have-but-i-am-old-and-i-was-in-the-mcdonalds-drive-through-this-morning-and https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14317-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Don%27t honk in the drive through Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I know I shouldn't have, but I am old and I was in the McDonald's drive-through this morning and the young lady behind me leaned on her horn because I... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14317-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Don%27t honk in the drive through Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I know I shouldn't have, but I am old and I was in the McDonald's drive-through this morning and the young lady behind me leaned on her horn because... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14318/ate-two-cans-of-alphabet-soup-had-a-terrible-vowel-movement https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14318-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg ABC Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Ate two cans of Alphabet Soup. Had a terrible vowel movement. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14318-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg ABC Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Ate two cans of Alphabet Soup. Had a terrible vowel movement. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14319/i-cant-believe-its-that-time-of-the-year-again-when-i-have-to-rake-the-leaves-into-my-neighbors https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14319-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Autumn Leaves Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I can't believe it's that time of the year again when I have to rake the leaves into my neighbors yard. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14319-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Autumn Leaves Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I can't believe it's that time of the year again when I have to rake the leaves into my neighbors yard. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14320/did-a-little-mechanic-work-today-put-a-rear-end-in-a-recliner https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14320-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Mechanic Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Did a little mechanic work today. Put a rear end in a recliner. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14320-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Mechanic Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Did a little mechanic work today. Put a rear end in a recliner. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14321/police-why-didnt-you-report-your-credit-card-stolen-man-the-thief-was-spending-less-than-my https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14321-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Stolen Credit Card Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Police, "Why didn't you report your credit card stolen?" Man, "The thief was spending less than my wife." | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14321-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Stolen Credit Card Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Police, "Why didn't you report your credit card stolen?" Man, "The thief was spending less than my wife." Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14322/husband-honey-i-broke-a-glass-in-the-kitchen-wife-im-coming-with-the-broom-husband-it https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14322-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Coming with the broom Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Husband, "Honey I broke a glass in the kitchen." Wife, "I'm coming with the broom." Husband, "It isn't urgent, you can come on foot." | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14322-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Coming with the broom Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Husband, "Honey I broke a glass in the kitchen." Wife, "I'm coming with the broom." Husband, "It isn't urgent, you can come... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14323/men-are-like-shoelaces-they-go-through-many-holes-before-they-tie-the-knot https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14323-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Men are like shoe laces Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Men are like shoelaces, they go through many holes before they tie the knot. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14323-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Men are like shoe laces Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Men are like shoelaces, they go through many holes before they tie the knot. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14324/two-tall-trees-a-birch-and-a-beech-are-growing-in-the-woods-a-small-tree-begins-to-grow-between https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14324-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Three trees and a woodpecker Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech tree says to the birch tree, "I... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14324-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Three trees and a woodpecker Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech tree says to the birch tree, &... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14325/oh-no-clocks-go-back-on-november-1st-and-i-cant-remember-where-i-bought-mine-from https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14325-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Clocks go back Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Oh no! Clocks go back on November 1st. and I can't remember where I bought mine from! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14325-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Clocks go back Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Oh no! Clocks go back on November 1st. and I can't remember where I bought mine from! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14326/sometimes-you-meet-someone-and-you-know-from-the-first-moment-that-you-want-to-spend-the-rest-of https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14326-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg You just know Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Sometimes you meet someone and you know from the first moment that you want to spend the rest of your life without them! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14326-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg You just know Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Sometimes you meet someone and you know from the first moment that you want to spend the rest of your life without them! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14327/what-do-you-get-if-you-divide-the-circumference-of-a-pumpkin-by-its-diameter https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14327-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Pumpkin Math Square Joke Meme Joke: Pumpkin . Answer:: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14327-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Pumpkin Math Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? Answer:: Pumpkin . | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14328/doctors-have-just-identified-a-food-that-can-cause-grief-and-suffering-years-after-its-been-eaten https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14328-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Food That Causes Grief %26 Suffering Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Doctors have just identified a food that can cause grief and suffering years after it's been eaten. It's called wedding cake! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14328-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Food That Causes Grief %26 Suffering Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Doctors have just identified a food that can cause grief and suffering years after it's been eaten. It's called wedding cake! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14329/wife-honey-dont-forget-to-buy-bread-when-you-come-home-from-work-and-your-girlfriend-valerie https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14329-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg A Wife Sends A Text To Her Husband Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Wife, "Honey, don't forget to buy bread when you come home from work and your girlfriend Valerie greets you." Husband, "Who is Valerie?" Wife, "Nobody... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14329-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg A Wife Sends A Text To Her Husband Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Wife, "Honey, don't forget to buy bread when you come home from work and your girlfriend Valerie greets you." Husband, "Who is Valerie... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14330/if-two-witches-watched-two-watches-which-witch-would-watch-which-watch https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14330-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Which Witch Watch Halloween Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: If two witches watched two watches, which witch would watch which watch? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14330-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Which Witch Watch Halloween Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: If two witches watched two watches, which witch would watch which watch? Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14331/the-wicked-witch-from-the-south-watches-the-watch-thats-turning-anti-clockwise-so-now-everyone https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14331-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Anti-clockwise Watch Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: The wicked witch from the south watches the watch thats turning anti-clockwise, so now everyone knows now which witch watches what watch. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14331-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Anti-clockwise Watch Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: The wicked witch from the south watches the watch thats turning anti-clockwise, so now everyone knows now which witch watches what watch. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14332/if-you-see-me-smiling-its-because-im-thinking-of-doing-something-naughty-if-you-see-me https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14332-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Smiling or Laughing Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: If you see me smiling, it's because I'm thinking of doing something naughty. If you see me laughing, I've already done it. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14332-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Smiling or Laughing Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: If you see me smiling, it's because I'm thinking of doing something naughty. If you see me laughing, I've already done it. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14333/ate-salad-for-dinner-mostly-croutons-and-tomatoes-really-just-one-big-round-crouton-covered-with https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14333-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Salad For Dinner Square Joke Meme Joke: Fart.com Fun Fact: September 5th is National Cheese Pizza Day! Answer:: Ate salad for dinner! Mostly croutons and tomatoes. Really just one big, round crouton covered with tomato sauce. And cheese. Fine, it was pizza, I at... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14333-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Salad For Dinner Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Ate salad for dinner! Mostly croutons and tomatoes. Really just one big, round crouton covered with tomato sauce. And cheese. Fine, it was pizza, I a... Answer:: Fart.com Fun Fact: September 5th is National Cheese Pizza Day! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14334/i-just-saw-some-idiot-at-the-gym-put-a-water-bottle-in-the-pringles-holder-on-the-treadmill https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14334-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Treadmill Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I just saw some idiot at the gym put a water bottle in the Pringles holder on the treadmill. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14334-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Treadmill Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I just saw some idiot at the gym put a water bottle in the Pringles holder on the treadmill. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14335/i-put-grandma-on-speed-dial-and-now-i-have-insta-gram https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14335-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Grandma On Speed Dial Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I put grandma on speed dial and now I have Insta-Gram! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14335-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Grandma On Speed Dial Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I put grandma on speed dial and now I have Insta-Gram! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14336/bought-a-can-of-fly-spray-sprayed-it-all-over-me-i-still-cant-fly https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14336-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Fly Spray Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Bought a can of fly spray. Sprayed it all over me. I still can't fly. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14336-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Fly Spray Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Bought a can of fly spray. Sprayed it all over me. I still can't fly. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14337/if-you-ever-get-locked-out-of-your-house-talk-to-the-lock-calmly-because-communication-is-key https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14337-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Locked out of the house Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: If you ever get locked out of your house, talk to the lock calmly. Because communication is key. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14337-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Locked out of the house Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: If you ever get locked out of your house, talk to the lock calmly. Because communication is key. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14338/warning-coffee-can-make-you-aggressive-yesterday-i-had-15-beers-at-the-bar-and-my-wife-had-3 https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14338-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Coffee Can Make You Aggressive Square Joke Meme Joke: September 29th is National Coffee Day! Answer:: Warning! Coffee can make you aggressive. Yesterday I had 15 beers at the bar, and my wife had 3 cups of coffee at home. When I got home she was extrem... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14338-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Coffee Can Make You Aggressive Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Warning! Coffee can make you aggressive. Yesterday I had 15 beers at the bar, and my wife had 3 cups of coffee at home. When I got home she was extre... Answer:: September 29th is National Coffee Day! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14339/does-your-family-say-a-prayer-before-you-eat-food-nope-were-italian-my-mom-knows-how-to-cook https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14339-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Say Grace Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Does your family say a prayer before you eat food? Nope, we're Italian, my mom knows how to cook. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14339-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Say Grace Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Does your family say a prayer before you eat food? Nope, we're Italian, my mom knows how to cook. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14340/i-took-my-dad-to-the-mall-the-other-day-to-buy-some-new-shoes-hes-95-we-went-to-the-food-court https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14340-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Never Done Anything Wild%3F Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes, he's 95. We went to the food court to buy some lunch when we noticed a teenager sitting... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14340-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Never Done Anything Wild%3F Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes, he's 95. We went to the food court to buy some lunch when we noticed a teenager sittin... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14341/yesterday-my-husband-thought-he-saw-a-cockroach-in-the-kitchen-he-sprayed-down-everything-and https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14341-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Dirty Cockroach Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Yesterday my husband thought he saw a cockroach in the kitchen. He sprayed down everything and cleaned thoroughly. Today I'm putting the cockroach in... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14341-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Dirty Cockroach Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Yesterday my husband thought he saw a cockroach in the kitchen. He sprayed down everything and cleaned thoroughly. Today I'm putting the cockroach in... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14342/if-someone-in-a-home-depot-storeoffers-you-assistance-and-they-dont-work-thereyou-may-live-in https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14342-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Jeff Foxworthy you might be Canadian Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: If someone in a Home Depot storeOffers you assistance and they don't work there,You may live in Canada.If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same t... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14342-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Jeff Foxworthy you might be Canadian Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: If someone in a Home Depot storeOffers you assistance and they don't work there,You may live in Canada.If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same t... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14343/a-man-said-to-his-wife-one-day-i-dont-know-how-you-can-be-so-stupid-and-so-beautiful-all-at-the https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14343-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Stupid and Beautiful Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time." The wife responded, "Allow me to explai... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14343-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Stupid and Beautiful Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time." The wife responded, "Al... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14344/have-you-ever-been-guilty-of-looking-at-someone-your-own-age-and-thinking-surely-i-cant-look https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14344-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg High School Reunion Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Have you ever been guilty of looking at someone your own age and thinking, "Surely, I can't look that old?". I was sitting in the waiting room, for my... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14344-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg High School Reunion Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Have you ever been guilty of looking at someone your own age and thinking, "Surely, I can't look that old?". I was sitting in the waiting r... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14345/did-you-hear-about-the-constipated-composer https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14345-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Constipated composer Square Joke Meme Joke: He couldn't finish his last movement. Answer:: Did you hear about the constipated composer? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14345-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Constipated composer Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Did you hear about the constipated composer? Answer:: He couldn't finish his last movement. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14346/why-did-the-farmer-take-the-cow-to-the-psychiatrist https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14346-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Cow joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Because she was so mooo-dy. Answer:: Why did the farmer take the cow to the psychiatrist? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14346-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Cow joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why did the farmer take the cow to the psychiatrist? Answer:: Because she was so mooo-dy. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14353/to-the-lady-who-flipped-me-off-when-i-honked-at-you-your-phone-probably-isnt-on-top-of-your-car https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14353-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Don%27t honk at birds Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: To the lady who flipped me off when I honked at you, your phone probably isn't on top of your car anymore. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14353-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Don%27t honk at birds Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: To the lady who flipped me off when I honked at you, your phone probably isn't on top of your car anymore. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14354/despite-the-old-saying-dont-take-your-troubles-to-bed-many-women-still-sleep-with-their https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14354-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Troubles to bed Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Despite the old saying, "Don't take your troubles to bed", many women still sleep with their husbands. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14354-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Troubles to bed Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Despite the old saying, "Don't take your troubles to bed", many women still sleep with their husbands. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14355/when-your-wife-is-mowing-the-lawn-thats-probably-not-the-best-time-to-ask-when-dinner-will-be https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14355-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Marriage Tip Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: When your wife is mowing the lawn, that's probably not the best time to ask when dinner will be ready. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14355-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Marriage Tip Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: When your wife is mowing the lawn, that's probably not the best time to ask when dinner will be ready. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14356/a-smile-is-a-sign-of-joy-a-hug-is-a-sign-of-love-a-laugh-is-a-sign-of-happiness-and-a-friend https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14356-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Good Signs Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A smile is a sign of joy, a hug is a sign of love, a laugh is a sign of happiness, and a friend like me, well, that's a sign of good taste. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14356-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Good Signs Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A smile is a sign of joy, a hug is a sign of love, a laugh is a sign of happiness, and a friend like me, well, that's a sign of good taste. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14357/don-came-home-one-night-from-a-long-day-at-work-slid-into-bed-beside-his-sleeping-wife-and-fell https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14357-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Don the Chicken. Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Don came home one night from a long day at work, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber. He awoke before the Pearly Gate... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14357-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Don the Chicken. Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Don came home one night from a long day at work, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber. He awoke before the Pearly Gat... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14358/friend-on-average-how-much-do-you-spend-on-a-bottle-of-wine https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14358-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Wine Question Square Joke Meme Joke: Me, "About half an hour." Answer:: Friend, "On average, how much do you spend on a bottle of wine? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14358-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Wine Question Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Friend, "On average, how much do you spend on a bottle of wine? Answer:: Me, "About half an hour." | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14359/i-think-my-neighbor-is-stalking-me-as-shes-been-googling-my-name-on-her-computer-i-saw-it-through https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14359-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg My neighbor is stalking me. Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been Googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14359-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg My neighbor is stalking me. Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been Googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14360/where-do-squirrels-go-when-they-have-nervous-breakdowns https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14360-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg The nervous squirrel Square Joke Meme Joke: To the nut House. Answer:: Where do squirrels go when they have nervous breakdowns? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14360-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg The nervous squirrel Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Where do squirrels go when they have nervous breakdowns? Answer:: To the nut House. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14362/what-kind-of-hats-do-doctors-wear https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14362-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Doctor%27s hat Square Joke Meme Joke: A knee cap. Answer:: What kind of hats do doctors wear? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14362-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Doctor%27s hat Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What kind of hats do doctors wear? Answer:: A knee cap. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14366/they-should-put-more-wine-in-a-bottle-so-theres-enough-for-two-people https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14366-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Wine Bottles Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: They should put more wine in a bottle... so there's enough for two people. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14366-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Wine Bottles Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: They should put more wine in a bottle... so there's enough for two people. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14367/i-dont-know-how-to-use-tiktok-but-i-can-write-in-cursive-do-long-division-and-tell-time-on https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14367-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Ok Boomer Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I don't know how to use TikTok, but I can write in cursive, do long division, and tell time on clocks with hands... so there's that. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14367-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Ok Boomer Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I don't know how to use TikTok, but I can write in cursive, do long division, and tell time on clocks with hands... so there's that. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14368/a-new-teacher-was-trying-to-make-use-of-her-psycology-courses-she-started-her-class-by-saying https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14368-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Do you think you%27re stupid%3F Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A new teacher was trying to make use of her psycology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks they're stupid stand up!" After a... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14368-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Do you think you%27re stupid%3F Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A new teacher was trying to make use of her psycology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks they're stupid stand up!&qu... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14369/were-expecting-such-a-cold-winter-the-squirrels-are-collecting-more-nuts-than-usual-so-far-3-of https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14369-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Winter is coming Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: We're expecting such a cold winter, the squirrels are collecting more nuts than usual. So far, 3 of my relatives have disappeared. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14369-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Winter is coming Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: We're expecting such a cold winter, the squirrels are collecting more nuts than usual. So far, 3 of my relatives have disappeared. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14370/i-lost-my-job-at-the-bank-on-my-first-day-a-women-asked-me-to-check-her-balance-so-i-pushed-her https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14370-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Bank Job Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I lost my job at the bank on my first day. A women asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14370-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Bank Job Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I lost my job at the bank on my first day. A women asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14371/did-you-hear-about-the-big-hole-at-the-intersection-in-town-police-are-looking-into-it https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14371-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Big Hole In Intersection Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Did you hear about the big hole at the intersection in town? Police are looking into it. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14371-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Big Hole In Intersection Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Did you hear about the big hole at the intersection in town? Police are looking into it. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14372/did-you-hear-about-the-guy-who-invented-the-knock-knock-joke-he-won-the-no-bell-prize https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14372-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Knock Knock Pun Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the 'no-bell' prize. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14372-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Knock Knock Pun Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the 'no-bell' prize. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14373/only-when-a-mosquito-lands-on-your-testicles-do-you-learn-to-solve-problems-without-violence https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14373-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Mosquito Killer Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Only when a mosquito lands on your testicles... do you learn to solve problems without violence. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14373-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Mosquito Killer Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Only when a mosquito lands on your testicles... do you learn to solve problems without violence. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14374/dear-santa-all-i-want-for-christmas-is-a-fat-bank-account-and-a-thin-body-please-dont-mix-these https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14374-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Dear Santa Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Dear Santa, all I want for Christmas is a fat bank account and a thin body. Please don't mix these up like you did last year. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14374-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Dear Santa Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Dear Santa, all I want for Christmas is a fat bank account and a thin body. Please don't mix these up like you did last year. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14375/doctor-im-just-waiting-for-your-x-ray-blonde-but-i-never-dated-anyone-named-ray-doctor https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14375-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Blonde X-Ray Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Doctor, "I'm just waiting for your x-ray." Blonde, "But I never dated anyone named Ray." Doctor, "And we might do a brain scan." | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14375-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Blonde X-Ray Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Doctor, "I'm just waiting for your x-ray." Blonde, "But I never dated anyone named Ray." Doctor, "And we might do a brain sc... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14376/when-it-rains-do-tall-people-get-wet-first https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14376-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg When it rains Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: When it rains do tall people get wet first? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14376-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg When it rains Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: When it rains do tall people get wet first? Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14377/to-me-essential-oils-are-what-drips-out-of-a-taco https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14377-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg National Taco Day Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: October 4th is National Taco Day! Answer:: To me, essential oils are what drips out of a taco. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14377-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg National Taco Day Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: To me, essential oils are what drips out of a taco. Answer:: October 4th is National Taco Day! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14378/my-doctor-is-concerned-about-my-high-blood-pressure-i-told-him-next-time-not-to-leave-me-sitting https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14378-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg High Blood Pressure Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: My doctor is concerned about my high blood pressure. I told him next time not to leave me sitting in the waiting room for two hours. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14378-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg High Blood Pressure Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: My doctor is concerned about my high blood pressure. I told him next time not to leave me sitting in the waiting room for two hours. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14379/wife-shall-we-try-a-different-position-tonight-husband-excellent-idea-wife-ok-you-stand https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14379-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Trying New Positions Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Wife, "Shall we try a different position tonight?" Husband, "Excellent idea!" Wife, "Ok, you stand at the sink and wash the dishes and I'll be on the... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14379-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Trying New Positions Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Wife, "Shall we try a different position tonight?" Husband, "Excellent idea!" Wife, "Ok, you stand at the sink and wash the... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14380/i-bought-a-new-deodorant-today-the-instructions-said-remove-cap-and-push-up-bottom-now-i-can https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14380-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg New deodorant Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I bought a new deodorant today. The instructions said, "Remove cap and push up bottom." Now I can barely walk, but whenever I fart, the room smells lo... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14380-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg New deodorant Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I bought a new deodorant today. The instructions said, "Remove cap and push up bottom." Now I can barely walk, but whenever I fart, the roo... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14381/the-bad-news-is-time-flies-the-good-news-is-youre-the-pilot https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14381-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg The good and bad news Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: The bad news is time flies. The good news is you're the pilot. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14381-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg The good and bad news Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: The bad news is time flies. The good news is you're the pilot. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14382/of-course-i-talk-to-myself-sometimes-i-need-expert-advice https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14382-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg I talk to myself Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Of course, I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14382-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg I talk to myself Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Of course, I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14383/sometimes-it-takes-me-eight-hours-to-get-nothing-done https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14383-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Eight hour day Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Sometimes it takes me eight hours to get nothing done. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14383-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Eight hour day Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Sometimes it takes me eight hours to get nothing done. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14384/when-one-door-closes-another-one-opens-this-is-the-last-time-im-buying-a-used-car https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14384-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Opening Doors Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: When one door closes, another one opens. This is the last time I'm buying a used car. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14384-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Opening Doors Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: When one door closes, another one opens. This is the last time I'm buying a used car. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14385/will-glass-coffins-become-popular-remains-to-be-seen https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14385-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Glass Coffins Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Will glass coffins become popular? Remains to be seen. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14385-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Glass Coffins Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Will glass coffins become popular? Remains to be seen. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14388/a-man-enters-a-pharmacy-and-quietly-walks-around-for-a-minute-or-two-then-finally-approaches-the https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14388-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Female Pharmacist Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A man enters a pharmacy and quietly walks around for a minute or two, then finally approaches the lady behind the counter. "May I speak to the pharmac... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14388-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Female Pharmacist Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A man enters a pharmacy and quietly walks around for a minute or two, then finally approaches the lady behind the counter. "May I speak to the p... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14389/how-does-a-penguin-build-its-house https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14389-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Penguin House Square Joke Meme Joke: Igloos it together! Answer:: How does a penguin build its house? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14389-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Penguin House Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: How does a penguin build its house? Answer:: Igloos it together! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14390/after-losing-in-last-nights-powerball-ive-decided-to-declare-myselft-the-winner-and-to-file https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14390-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg How to win Powerball Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: After losing in last night's Powerball, I've decided to declare myselft the winner and to file lawsuits until I win! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14390-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg How to win Powerball Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: After losing in last night's Powerball, I've decided to declare myselft the winner and to file lawsuits until I win! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14391/doctor-says-i-have-the-christmas-flu-he-called-it-tinselitis https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14391-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Christmas Flu Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Doctor says I have the Christmas flu. He called it tinselitis. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14391-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Christmas Flu Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Doctor says I have the Christmas flu. He called it tinselitis. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14392/my-wife-asked-me-why-dont-you-treat-me-like-you-did-when-we-were-first-dating-so-i-took-her-to https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14392-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Do you still love me%3F Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: My wife asked me, "Why don't you treat me like you did when we were first dating?" So I took her to dinner and a movie and then dropped her off at her... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14392-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Do you still love me%3F Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: My wife asked me, "Why don't you treat me like you did when we were first dating?" So I took her to dinner and a movie and then dropped her... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14393/those-who-can-make-you-believe-absurdities-can-make-you-commit-atrocities https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14393-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Voltaire Quote Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14393-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Voltaire Quote Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14394/do-not-drink-and-wrap-presents-also-if-someone-gets-a-remote-control-for-christmas-im-going-to https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14394-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Drunken Wrapper Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Do not drink and wrap presents. Also, if someone gets a remote control for Christmas, I'm going to need that back. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14394-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Drunken Wrapper Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Do not drink and wrap presents. Also, if someone gets a remote control for Christmas, I'm going to need that back. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14395/what-do-sex-and-golf-have-in-common https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14395-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Golf and Sex Square Joke Meme Joke: They're two things that men think they're better at than they really are! Answer:: What do sex and golf have in common? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14395-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Golf and Sex Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do sex and golf have in common? Answer:: They're two things that men think they're better at than they really are! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14396/tried-cooking-with-wine-last-night-after-5-glasses-i-forgot-why-i-was-in-the-kitchen https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14396-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Cooking with wine Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Tried cooking with wine last night, after 5 glasses,... I forgot why I was in the kitchen. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14396-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Cooking with wine Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Tried cooking with wine last night, after 5 glasses,... I forgot why I was in the kitchen. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14397/i-ordered-a-chicken-and-an-egg-from-amazon-ill-let-you-know https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14397-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg What came first%3F Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14397-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg What came first%3F Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14398/times-new-roman-and-helvetica-walk-into-a-bar-the-bartender-says-we-dont-serve-your-type-in https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14398-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Your type Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Times New Roman and Helvetica walk into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your type in here." | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14398-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Your type Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Times New Roman and Helvetica walk into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your type in here." Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14399/life-is-all-about-ass-youre-either-covering-it-laughing-it-off-kicking-it-busting-it-trying https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14399-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg What life%27s about. Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Life is all about ass: You're either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, busting it, trying to get a piece of it, behaving like one, or you live... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14399-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg What life%27s about. Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Life is all about ass: You're either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, busting it, trying to get a piece of it, behaving like one, or you liv... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14400/i-pretended-to-fall-asleep-and-i-fell-asleep-now-im-going-to-pretend-to-be-skinny https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14400-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Just Pretend Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I pretended to fall asleep and I fell asleep. Now, I'm going to pretend to be skinny. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14400-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Just Pretend Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I pretended to fall asleep and I fell asleep. Now, I'm going to pretend to be skinny. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14401/since-there-is-only-one-of-me-does-that-make-me-endangered-or-a-limited-edition https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14401-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Only one Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Since there is only one of me, does that make me endangered or a limited edition? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14401-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Only one Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Since there is only one of me, does that make me endangered or a limited edition? Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14402/great-news-everyone-apparently-that-man-who-was-shot-200-times-with-an-upholstery-gun-is-now https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14402-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Upolsterer Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Great news everyone. Apparently that man who was shot 200 times with an upholstery gun... is now fully "recovered". | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14402-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Upolsterer Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Great news everyone. Apparently that man who was shot 200 times with an upholstery gun... is now fully "recovered". Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14403/as-i-get-older-and-i-remember-all-the-people-ive-lost-along-the-way-i-think-to-myself-maybe-a https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14403-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Career Choices Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: As I get older and I remember all the people I've lost along the way, I think to myself, maybe a career as a tour guide wasn't for me. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14403-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Career Choices Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: As I get older and I remember all the people I've lost along the way, I think to myself, maybe a career as a tour guide wasn't for me. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14404/i-swallowed-a-dictionary-it-gave-me-the-thesaurus-throat-ive-ever-had https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14404-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Don%27t eat a dictionary Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I swallowed a dictionary. It gave me the Thesaurus throat I've ever had. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14404-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Don%27t eat a dictionary Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I swallowed a dictionary. It gave me the Thesaurus throat I've ever had. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14405/i-am-forever-disappointed-the-chef-boddy-flay-didnt-name-his-daughter-sue https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14405-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Chef Jokes Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I am forever disappointed the Chef Boddy Flay didn't name his daughter Sue. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14405-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Chef Jokes Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I am forever disappointed the Chef Boddy Flay didn't name his daughter Sue. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14407/i-drank-so-much-wine-last-night-when-i-walked-across-the-dance-floor-to-get-another-glass-i-won https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14407-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Dancing Shoes Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I drank so much wine last night, when I walked across the dance floor to get another glass, I won the dance competition. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14407-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Dancing Shoes Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I drank so much wine last night, when I walked across the dance floor to get another glass, I won the dance competition. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14408/an-elderly-couple-who-were-both-widowed-had-been-going-out-with-each-other-for-a-long-time-urged https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14408-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Elderly Newlyweds Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally t... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14408-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Elderly Newlyweds Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14409/a-lady-about-8-months-pregnant-got-on-a-bus-she-noticed-the-man-opposite-her-was-smiling-at-her https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14409-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Here%27s your sign Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14409-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Here%27s your sign Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time th... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14410/husband-asked-his-wife-why-dont-you-tell-me-when-you-orgasm-wife-because-i-dont-like https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14410-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg A women Pleasure Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Husband asked his wife, "Why don't you tell me when you orgasm?" Wife, "Because I don't like calling you when you're at work." | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14410-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg A women Pleasure Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Husband asked his wife, "Why don't you tell me when you orgasm?" Wife, "Because I don't like calling you when you're at work." Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14411/if-george-is-68-and-his-girlfriend-is-22-how-much-money-does-george-have https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14411-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Today%27s Math Problem Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: If George is 68 and his girlfriend is 22, how much money does George have? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14411-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Today%27s Math Problem Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: If George is 68 and his girlfriend is 22, how much money does George have? Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14412/i-found-20-in-a-parking-lot-and-thought-to-myself-what-would-jesus-do https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14412-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg What would Jesus do%3F Square Joke Meme Joke: So, I turned it into wine. Answer:: I found $20 in a parking lot and thought to myself, What would Jesus do? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14412-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg What would Jesus do%3F Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I found $20 in a parking lot and thought to myself, What would Jesus do? Answer:: So, I turned it into wine. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14413/i-wish-my-siblings-would-stop-calling-me-spoiled-just-because-im-the-baby-in-the-family-the https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14413-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg The Favorite Child Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I wish my siblings would stop calling me "spoiled" just because I'm the baby in the family. The fact is, my parents kept having children until they fo... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14413-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg The Favorite Child Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I wish my siblings would stop calling me "spoiled" just because I'm the baby in the family. The fact is, my parents kept having children un... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14414/alexa-wheres-my-dad-alexa-your-dad-is-in-a-strip-club-in-las-vegas-ha-gotcha-my-dad-is https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14414-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Alexa Knows Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: "Alexa, where's my dad?" Alexa, "Your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas." "Ha! Gotcha, my dad is sitting right next to me." Alexa, "Your mom's husba... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14414-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Alexa Knows Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: "Alexa, where's my dad?" Alexa, "Your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas." "Ha! Gotcha, my dad is sitting right next to me.... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14415/what-did-tennessee https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14415-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Tennessee and Arkansas Square Joke Meme Joke: The same thing as Arkansas. Answer:: What did Tennessee? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14415-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Tennessee and Arkansas Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What did Tennessee? Answer:: The same thing as Arkansas. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14416/to-the-person-who-invented-bread-id-like-to-propose-a-toast https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14416-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Cheers to bread Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: To the person who invented bread. I'd like to propose a toast. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14416-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Cheers to bread Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: To the person who invented bread. I'd like to propose a toast. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14417/the-biggest-difference-between-time-and-money-you-always-know-how-much-money-you-have-but-you https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14417-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Time vs Money Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: The biggest difference between time and money: You always know how much money you have but you never know how much time you have. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14417-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Time vs Money Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: The biggest difference between time and money: You always know how much money you have but you never know how much time you have. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14418/someone-sent-me-an-email-about-using-vodka-for-cleaning-around-the-house-it-worked-the-more https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14418-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Use Vodka To Clean House Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Someone sent me an email about using vodka for cleaning around the house... it worked! The more vodka I drank, the cleaner the house looked. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14418-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Use Vodka To Clean House Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Someone sent me an email about using vodka for cleaning around the house... it worked! The more vodka I drank, the cleaner the house looked. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14419/some-very-sad-news-my-relationship-with-whiskey-is-on-the-rocks https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14419-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Drink Whiskey Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Some very sad news. My relationship with whiskey is on the rocks. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14419-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Drink Whiskey Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Some very sad news. My relationship with whiskey is on the rocks. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14420/funny-guys-are-dangerous-theyll-make-you-laugh-and-laugh-and-laugh-then-boom-youre-naked https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14420-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Funny Guys Are Dangerous Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Funny guys are dangerous, they'll make you laugh and laugh and laugh then boom you're naked. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14420-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Funny Guys Are Dangerous Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Funny guys are dangerous, they'll make you laugh and laugh and laugh then boom you're naked. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14421/a-woman-in-wisconsin-texted-her-husband-early-one-morning-windows-frozen-husband-texted-back https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14421-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Frozen Windows Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A woman in Wisconsin texted her husband early one morning, "Windows Frozen". Husband texted back, "Gently pour lukewarm water on windows". Later wife... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14421-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Frozen Windows Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A woman in Wisconsin texted her husband early one morning, "Windows Frozen". Husband texted back, "Gently pour lukewarm water on windo... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14422/seriously-i-dont-know-when-exactly-that-ufo-landed-and-dumped-all-these-stupid-people-but-they https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14422-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg So Many Stupid People Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Seriously, I don't know when exactly that UFO landed and dumped all these stupid people, but they apparently aren't coming back for them! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14422-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg So Many Stupid People Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Seriously, I don't know when exactly that UFO landed and dumped all these stupid people, but they apparently aren't coming back for them! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14423/wife-my-aerobics-instructor-says-ive-got-the-chest-of-a-23-year-old-husband-what-did-he-say https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14423-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Looking Good Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Wife, "My aerobics instructor says I've got the chest of a 23 year old!" Husband, "What did he say about your 60 year old ass?" Wife, "We never mentio... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14423-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Looking Good Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Wife, "My aerobics instructor says I've got the chest of a 23 year old!" Husband, "What did he say about your 60 year old ass?" W... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14426/i-went-to-a-beekeeper-to-get-12-bees-he-counted-and-gave-me-13-sir-you-gave-me-an-extra https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14426-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Beekeeper Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I went to a beekeeper to get 12 bees. He counted and gave me 13. "Sir, you gave me an extra!" That's a freebie. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14426-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Beekeeper Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I went to a beekeeper to get 12 bees. He counted and gave me 13. "Sir, you gave me an extra!" That's a freebie. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14427/id-share-my-poem-about-the-windbut-its-only-a-draft https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14427-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg My Poem Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I'd share my poem about the wind....but it's only a draft. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14427-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg My Poem Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I'd share my poem about the wind....but it's only a draft. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14428/i-will-never-help-anyone-againever-im-too-kindhearted-or-im-too-naive-last-night-it-was https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14428-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Helping a person in need. Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I will never help anyone again......EVER! I'm too kindhearted, or I'm too naive. Last night it was so cold out that we took a man into our home out of... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14428-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Helping a person in need. Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I will never help anyone again......EVER! I'm too kindhearted, or I'm too naive. Last night it was so cold out that we took a man into our home out o... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14429/heres-a-question-for-all-you-mindreaders-out-there https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14429-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Mindreaders Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Here's a question for all you mindreader's out there. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14429-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Mindreaders Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Here's a question for all you mindreader's out there. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14430/its-autumn-my-wife-asked-me-why-i-wont-rake-the-leaves-i-said-its-because-theyre-called https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14430-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Falling Autumn Leaves Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: It's autumn. My wife asked me why I won't rake the leaves?. I said, "It's because they're called leaves. If they were called pick-me-ups I would pick... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14430-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Falling Autumn Leaves Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: It's autumn. My wife asked me why I won't rake the leaves?. I said, "It's because they're called leaves. If they were called pick-me-ups I would... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14431/i-hate-when-im-singing-along-to-a-song-and-the-artist-gets-the-lyrics-wrong https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14431-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Know the lyrics Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I hate when I'm singing along to a song and the artist gets the lyrics wrong... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14431-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Know the lyrics Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I hate when I'm singing along to a song and the artist gets the lyrics wrong... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14432/i-think-i-need-professional-help https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14432-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Professional Help Square Joke Meme Joke: A chef, a butler, and a maid shall do it. Answer:: I think I need professional help... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14432-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Professional Help Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I think I need professional help... Answer:: A chef, a butler, and a maid shall do it. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14433/i-woke-up-to-drink-some-water-in-the-middle-of-the-night-and-i-accidentally-ate-a-whole-pizza-and https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14433-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Midnight Snack Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I woke up to drink some water in the middle of the night and I accidentally ate a whole pizza and cheesecake. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14433-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Midnight Snack Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I woke up to drink some water in the middle of the night and I accidentally ate a whole pizza and cheesecake. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14434/i-was-watching-tv-my-son-was-in-a-chair-behind-me-reading-a-book-he-said-dad-what-does-gays https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14434-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg What does gays mean%3F Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I was watching TV, my son was in a chair behind me reading a book. He said "dad, what does gays mean?" I got nervous, I said, "well, you know how me a... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14434-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg What does gays mean%3F Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I was watching TV, my son was in a chair behind me reading a book. He said "dad, what does gays mean?" I got nervous, I said, "well, y... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14435/stop-blaming-everyone-for-all-your-problems https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14435-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Pick a person to blame. Square Joke Meme Joke: Pick one person you hate and blame them for everything. Answer:: Stop blaming everyone for all your problems... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14435-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Pick a person to blame. Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Stop blaming everyone for all your problems... Answer:: Pick one person you hate and blame them for everything. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14436/my-wife-bought-a-christmas-cake-last-week-and-now-we-cant-find-it-i-think-it-was-stollen https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14436-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Missing Cake Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: My wife bought a Christmas cake last week and now we can't find it. I think it was stollen. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14436-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Missing Cake Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: My wife bought a Christmas cake last week and now we can't find it. I think it was stollen. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14437/a-man-and-his-dog-were-walking-along-a-road-the-man-was-enjoying-the-scenery-when-it-suddenly https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14437-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Road to Heaven Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A man and his dog were walking along a road. The man was enjoying the scenery, when it suddenly occurred to him that he was dead. He remembered dying,... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14437-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Road to Heaven Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A man and his dog were walking along a road. The man was enjoying the scenery, when it suddenly occurred to him that he was dead. He remembered dying... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14438/ancient-egyptian-architect-do-you-know-how-to-build-a-pyramid-ancient-egyptian-builder-well https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14438-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Build a Pyramid Square Joke Meme Joke: Fart.com Fun Fact: October 7th is World Architecture Day! Answer:: Ancient Egyptian architect: "Do you know how to build a pyramid?" Ancient Egyptian builder: "Well, yeah, up to a point." | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14438-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Build a Pyramid Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Ancient Egyptian architect: "Do you know how to build a pyramid?" Ancient Egyptian builder: "Well, yeah, up to a point." Answer:: Fart.com Fun Fact: October 7th is World Architecture Day! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14439/we-all-know-that-albert-einstein-was-a-genius-but https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14439-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Alberts Brother Square Joke Meme Joke: Very few people know his brother Frank was a monster. Answer:: We all know that Albert Einstein was a genius but... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14439-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Alberts Brother Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: We all know that Albert Einstein was a genius but... Answer:: Very few people know his brother Frank was a monster. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14440/how-many-days-in-a-retirees-week-6-saturdays-1-sunday-when-is-a-retirees-bedtime-two-hours https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14440-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Retirement Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: How many days in a retiree's week? 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday. When is a retiree's bedtime? Two hours after falling asleep on the couch. How many retirees... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14440-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Retirement Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: How many days in a retiree's week? 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday. When is a retiree's bedtime? Two hours after falling asleep on the couch. How many retirees... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14441/just-before-the-funeral-services-the-undertaker-came-up-to-the-very-elderly-widow-and-asked-how https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14441-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg SERENITY Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very elderly widow and asked, "How old was your husband?" "98," she replied... "Two ye... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14441-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg SERENITY Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very elderly widow and asked, "How old was your husband?" "98," s... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14442/ive-had-two-bypass-surgeries-a-hip-replacement-new-knees-fought-prostate-cancer-and-diabetes https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14442-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg I%27ve sure gotten old%21 Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, new knees, fought prostate cancer and diabetes. I'm half blind, can't hear anything quieter than a j... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14442-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg I%27ve sure gotten old%21 Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, new knees, fought prostate cancer and diabetes. I'm half blind, can't hear anything quieter than a... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14445/a-roman-citizen-walks-into-a-bar-raises-two-fingers-and-says-to-the-waiter-five-beers-please https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14445-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Roman Numerals Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A Roman citizen walks into a bar raises two fingers and says to the waiter, "five beers, please." | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14445-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Roman Numerals Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A Roman citizen walks into a bar raises two fingers and says to the waiter, "five beers, please." Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14452/yo-mamas-so-stupid-she-stared-at-a-cup-of-orange-juice-for-12-hours-because-it-said https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14452-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Yo mama so stupid orange juice Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at a cup of orange juice for 12 hours because it said "concentrate." | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14452-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Yo mama so stupid orange juice Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at a cup of orange juice for 12 hours because it said "concentrate." Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14453/yo-mamas-armpits-are-so-hairy-it-looks-like-shes-got-buckwheat-in-a-headlock https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14453-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg yo mama so hairy Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14453-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg yo mama so hairy Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14455/reporters-interviewing-a-104-year-old-woman-and-what-do-you-think-is-the-best-thing-about-being https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14455-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg 104 Years Old Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Reporters interviewing a 104-year-old woman: "And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?" the reporter asked... She simply replied, "No... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14455-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg 104 Years Old Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Reporters interviewing a 104-year-old woman: "And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?" the reporter asked... She simply re... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14456/the-nice-thing-about-being-senile-is-you-can-hide-your-own-easter-eggs-and-have-fun-finding-them https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14456-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Where are the easter egg Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: The nice thing about being senile is you can hide your own Easter eggs and have fun finding them. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14456-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Where are the easter egg Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: The nice thing about being senile is you can hide your own Easter eggs and have fun finding them. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14457/a-man-at-the-gas-station-asked-me-for-a-dollar-i-told-him-i-only-carry-big-bills-he-said-give-me https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14457-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Begger Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A man at the gas station asked me for a dollar. I told him I only carry big bills. He said give me one of those. So, I gave him my electric bill. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14457-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Begger Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A man at the gas station asked me for a dollar. I told him I only carry big bills. He said give me one of those. So, I gave him my electric bill. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14458/a-businessman-in-the-first-class-cabin-decided-to-chat-up-the-drop-dead-gorgeous-flight-attendant https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14458-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Hot Flight Attendant Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A businessman in the first-class cabin decided to chat up the drop-dead, gorgeous flight attendant: "What is your name?" Flight Attendant: "Angela Ben... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14458-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Hot Flight Attendant Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A businessman in the first-class cabin decided to chat up the drop-dead, gorgeous flight attendant: "What is your name?" Flight Attendant:... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14459/my-wife-said-i-ruined-her-birthday-thats-ridiculous-i-didnt-even-know-it-was-her-birthday https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14459-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Wife%27s Birthday%3F Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: My wife said I ruined her birthday! That's ridiculous! I didn't even know it was her Birthday? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14459-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Wife%27s Birthday%3F Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: My wife said I ruined her birthday! That's ridiculous! I didn't even know it was her Birthday? Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14460/if-i-shook-your-family-tree-how-many-nuts-would-fall-out https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14460-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Family Tree Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: If I shook your family tree, how many nuts would fall out? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14460-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Family Tree Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: If I shook your family tree, how many nuts would fall out? Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14461/i-switched-all-the-labels-on-my-wifes-spice-rack-im-not-in-trouble-yet-but-the-thyme-is https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14461-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg I switched all the labels on my wife%27s spice rack... Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I switched all the labels on my wife's spice rack... I'm not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14461-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg I switched all the labels on my wife%27s spice rack... Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I switched all the labels on my wife's spice rack... I'm not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14462/it-was-a-sunny-saturday-morning-and-brian-was-beginning-his-pre-shot-routine-visualizing-his https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14462-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg The Long Drive Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: It was a sunny Saturday morning and Brian was beginning his pre-shot routine -- visualizing his upcoming shot -- when a voice came over the clubhouse... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14462-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg The Long Drive Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: It was a sunny Saturday morning and Brian was beginning his pre-shot routine -- visualizing his upcoming shot -- when a voice came over the clubhouse... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14474/little-johnny-is-walking-home-from-school-one-day-but-pauses-in-front-of-the-school-he-asks-the https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14474-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Little Johnny and the Lamppost Square Joke Meme Joke: "That's why I didn't wear any underwear!" Answer:: Little Johnny is walking home from school one day, but pauses in front of the school. He asks the dumbest girl in school, Stephanie, who always wears... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14474-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Little Johnny and the Lamppost Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Little Johnny is walking home from school one day, but pauses in front of the school. He asks the dumbest girl in school, Stephanie, who always wears... Answer:: "That's why I didn't wear any underwear!" | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14476/two-jumper-cables-walk-into-a-bar-and-the-bartender-says-you-better-not-start-something-here https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14476-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Two Jumper Cables Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Two jumper cables walk into a bar and the bartender says you better not start something here. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14476-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Two Jumper Cables Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Two jumper cables walk into a bar and the bartender says you better not start something here. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14477/a-police-officer-called-the-station-on-his-radio-i-have-an-interesting-case-here-an-old-lady https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14477-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Just Mopped The Floor Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A police officer called the station on his radio. "I have an interesting case here. An old lady just shot her husband for stepping on the floor she ju... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14477-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Just Mopped The Floor Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A police officer called the station on his radio. "I have an interesting case here. An old lady just shot her husband for stepping on the floor... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14478/a-honeymooning-couple-was-passing-through-louisiana-when-they-were-approaching-lafayette-they https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14478-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg How do you pronounce Lafayette%3F Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A honeymooning couple was passing through Louisiana. When they were approaching Lafayette, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. T... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14478-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg How do you pronounce Lafayette%3F Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A honeymooning couple was passing through Louisiana. When they were approaching Lafayette, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town.... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14480/my-job-is-secure-no-one-else-wants-it https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14480-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Secure Job Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: My job is secure. No one else wants it. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14480-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Secure Job Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: My job is secure. No one else wants it. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14481/time-is-what-keeps-everything-from-happening-at-once https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14481-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Timing Is Everything Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Time is what keeps everything from happening at once. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14481-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Timing Is Everything Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Time is what keeps everything from happening at once. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14482/my-computer-doesnt-understand-me https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14482-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg My Computer Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: My computer doesn't understand me! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14482-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg My Computer Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: My computer doesn't understand me! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14483/be-nice-to-your-kids-theyll-choose-your-nursing-home https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14483-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Time to go the nursing home Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14483-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Time to go the nursing home Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14484/im-not-an-alcoholic-im-a-drunk-alcoholics-go-to-meetings https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14484-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg I%27m not an alcoholic Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I'm not an alcoholic. I'm a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14484-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg I%27m not an alcoholic Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I'm not an alcoholic. I'm a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14485/grandchildren-are-spoiled-because-you-cant-spank-grandma https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14485-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Grandma can%27t say no Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Grandchildren are spoiled because you can't spank Grandma! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14485-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Grandma can%27t say no Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Grandchildren are spoiled because you can't spank Grandma! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14486/eat-well-stay-fit-die-anyway https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14486-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg It%27s inevitable Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Eat well, stay fit, die anyway. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14486-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg It%27s inevitable Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Eat well, stay fit, die anyway. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14487/if-you-took-an-iq-test-the-results-would-be-negative https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14487-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg IQ Test Results Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: If you took an IQ test, the results would be negative. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14487-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg IQ Test Results Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: If you took an IQ test, the results would be negative. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14488/we-are-born-naked-wet-and-hungry-then-things-get-worse https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14488-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg That%27s Life Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: We are born naked, wet, and hungry... Then things get worse. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14488-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg That%27s Life Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: We are born naked, wet, and hungry... Then things get worse. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14489/artificial-intelligence-usually-beats-real-stupidity https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14489-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Artificial intelligence Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Artificial intelligence usually beats real stupidity. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14489-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Artificial intelligence Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Artificial intelligence usually beats real stupidity. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14490/im-not-always-right-but-im-never-wrong https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14490-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Right or Wrong Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14490-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Right or Wrong Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14491/a-politician-should-do-two-terms-one-in-office-and-one-in-jail https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14491-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Political Term Limits Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A politician should do two terms - one in office and one in jail. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14491-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Political Term Limits Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A politician should do two terms - one in office and one in jail. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14492/politicians-and-diapers-have-one-thing-in-common-they-should-both-be-changed-regularly-and-for https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14492-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Politicians and Diapers Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14492-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Politicians and Diapers Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14493/if-all-else-fails-lower-your-standards https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14493-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg High Standards Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: If all else fails... lower your standards. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14493-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg High Standards Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: If all else fails... lower your standards. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14494/bosses-are-like-diapers-full-of-shit-and-all-over-your-ass https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14494-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Bosses and Diapers Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Bosses are like diapers. Full of shit and all over your ass! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14494-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Bosses and Diapers Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Bosses are like diapers. Full of shit and all over your ass! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14495/the-religious-right-is-neither https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14495-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Religious Right%3F Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: The religious right is neither. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14495-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Religious Right%3F Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: The religious right is neither. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14496/the-only-difference-between-a-rut-and-a-grave-is-the-depth https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14496-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Rut vs Grave Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14496-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Rut vs Grave Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14497/time-flies-when-you-dont-know-what-youre-doing https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14497-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Time Flies Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Time flies when you don't know what you're doing. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14497-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Time Flies Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Time flies when you don't know what you're doing. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14498/of-course-i-dont-look-busy-i-did-it-right-the-first-time https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14498-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Do it right the first time Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Of course I don't look busy, I did it right the first time. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14498-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Do it right the first time Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Of course I don't look busy, I did it right the first time. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14499/nothing-is-impossible-for-the-person-who-doesnt-have-to-do-it https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14499-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Doing the impossible Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Nothing is impossible for the person who doesn't have to do it. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14499-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Doing the impossible Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Nothing is impossible for the person who doesn't have to do it. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14500/what-is-the-1-cause-of-divorce https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14500-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg The %231 cause of divorce Square Joke Meme Joke: Marriage. Answer:: What is the #1 cause of divorce? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14500-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg The %231 cause of divorce Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What is the #1 cause of divorce? Answer:: Marriage. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14501/some-days-youre-the-dog-some-days-youre-the-hydrant https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14501-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Dogs and Fire Hydrants Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Some days you're the Dog, Some days you're the Hydrant. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14501-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Dogs and Fire Hydrants Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Some days you're the Dog, Some days you're the Hydrant. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14502/if-marriage-were-outlawed-only-outlaws-would-have-in-laws https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14502-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Outlaw Marriage Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: If marriage were outlawed, only outlaws would have in-laws. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14502-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Outlaw Marriage Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: If marriage were outlawed, only outlaws would have in-laws. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14503/i-dont-mean-to-brag-but-cashiers-are-always-checking-me-out https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14503-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Not Bragging Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I don't mean to brag but cashiers are always checking me out. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14503-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Not Bragging Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I don't mean to brag but cashiers are always checking me out. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14504/i-told-my-wife-i-wanted-to-be-cremated-she-made-me-an-appointment-for-tuesday https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14504-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Cremation Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I told my wife I wanted to be cremated. She made me an appointment for Tuesday. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14504-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Cremation Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I told my wife I wanted to be cremated. She made me an appointment for Tuesday. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14505/the-only-way-to-pull-off-a-sunday-afternoon-quickie-with-their-8-year-old-son-in-the-apartment https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14505-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Afternoon Sex Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon "quickie" with their 8 year old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a popsicle an... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14505-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Afternoon Sex Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon "quickie" with their 8 year old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14506/why-do-women-have-small-feet https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14506-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Women have small feet Square Joke Meme Joke: So they can stand closer to the sink. Answer:: Why do women have small feet? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14506-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Women have small feet Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why do women have small feet? Answer:: So they can stand closer to the sink. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14507/a-synonym-is-a-word-you-use-when-you-cant-spell-the-other-one https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14507-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Synonym Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the other one. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14507-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Synonym Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the other one. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14508/santas-been-reading-your-posts-all-year-most-of-you-are-getting-dictionaries-for-christmas https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14508-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Santa%27s Watching%21 Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Santa's been reading your posts all year... Most of you are getting dictionaries for Christmas. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14508-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Santa%27s Watching%21 Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Santa's been reading your posts all year... Most of you are getting dictionaries for Christmas. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14509/a-woman-sued-a-hospital-stating-that-after-a-recent-treatment-her-husband-had-lost-all-interest-in https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14509-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Mal Practice Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A woman sued a Hospital stating that after a recent treatment her husband had lost all interest in sex. The Hospital in their defense stated... "All w... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14509-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Mal Practice Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A woman sued a Hospital stating that after a recent treatment her husband had lost all interest in sex. The Hospital in their defense stated... &quot... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14510/google-must-be-a-woman-because-it-knows-everything https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14510-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Google Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Google must be a woman because it knows everything! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14510-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Google Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Google must be a woman because it knows everything! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14511/always-wanted-to-be-a-comedian-but-everyone-just-laughed-at-me https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14511-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Comedic Dreams Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Always wanted to be a comedian but everyone just laughed at me! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14511-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Comedic Dreams Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Always wanted to be a comedian but everyone just laughed at me! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14512/a-big-nose-is-not-an-excuse-to-not-wear-a-mask-i-mean-i-still-wear-underwear https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14512-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Wear A Mask Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A big nose is not an excuse to not wear a mask! I mean, I still wear underwear! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14512-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Wear A Mask Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A big nose is not an excuse to not wear a mask! I mean, I still wear underwear! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14513/in-the-us-a-book-titled-how-to-change-your-wife-in-30-days-sold-50-million-copies-in-one-week https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14513-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Best Selling Book Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: In the US, a book titled: "How to change your wife in 30 days", sold 50 million copies in one week, before the author discovered that the title had a... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14513-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Best Selling Book Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: In the US, a book titled: "How to change your wife in 30 days", sold 50 million copies in one week, before the author discovered that the t... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14514/can-you-tie-a-knot-i-cannot-so-can-you-tie-a-knot-no-i-cannot-knot-not-knot-whos https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14514-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Knot Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Can you tie a knot? "I cannot." "So can you tie a knot?" "No, I cannot knot." "Not knot?" "Who's there?" | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14514-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Knot Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Can you tie a knot? "I cannot." "So can you tie a knot?" "No, I cannot knot." "Not knot?" "Who's there?&... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14515/when-chimney-sweeps-dress-in-the-morning-are-they-sooting-up https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14515-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Chimney Sweeps Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: When chimney sweeps dress in the morning, are they "Sooting up?" | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14515-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Chimney Sweeps Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: When chimney sweeps dress in the morning, are they "Sooting up?" Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14516/i-asked-my-grandfather-for-twenty-dollars-twenty-dollars-he-said-for-what-to-buy https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14516-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Inflation Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I asked my grandfather for twenty dollars. "Twenty dollars?!" he said. "For What?" "To buy groceries," I told him. "When I was a boy," my grandfather... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14516-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Inflation Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I asked my grandfather for twenty dollars. "Twenty dollars?!" he said. "For What?" "To buy groceries," I told him. &quo... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14517/if-you-go-skydiving-and-your-parachute-fails-you-have-the-rest-of-your-life-to-try-to-fix-it https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14517-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Skydiving Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: If you go Skydiving, and your parachute fails, you have the rest of your life to try to fix it. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14517-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Skydiving Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: If you go Skydiving, and your parachute fails, you have the rest of your life to try to fix it. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14518/if-its-not-yours-dont-take-it-if-its-not-true-dont-say-it-if-its-not-right-dont-do-it https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14518-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg If it%27s not... don%27t Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: If it's not yours, don't take it. If it's not true, don't say it. If it's not right, don't do it. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14518-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg If it%27s not... don%27t Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: If it's not yours, don't take it. If it's not true, don't say it. If it's not right, don't do it. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14519/why-do-sharks-swim-in-salt-water https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14519-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Baby Shark Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Because pepper water makes them sneeze. Answer:: Why do sharks swim in salt water? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14519-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Baby Shark Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why do sharks swim in salt water? Answer:: Because pepper water makes them sneeze. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14520/why-did-the-banana-go-to-the-doctor https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14520-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Banana Goes To The Doctor Square Joke Meme Joke: Because it wasn't peeling well. Answer:: Why did the banana go to the doctor? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14520-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Banana Goes To The Doctor Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why did the banana go to the doctor? Answer:: Because it wasn't peeling well. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14521/a-man-goes-to-the-optician-for-his-eye-test-the-optician-asks-him-what-he-can-see-i-see-empty https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14521-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg A man goes to the optician joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A man goes to the Optician for his eye test. The Optician asks him what he can see. "I see empty airports, empty football stadiums, closed theaters, a... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14521-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg A man goes to the optician joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A man goes to the Optician for his eye test. The Optician asks him what he can see. "I see empty airports, empty football stadiums, closed theat... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14522/why-does-a-rooster-crow-so-early-in-the-morning https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14522-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Why Does a Rooster Crow%3F Square Joke Meme Joke: To get a word in before the hens wake up! Answer:: Why does a Rooster crow so early in the morning? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14522-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Why Does a Rooster Crow%3F Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why does a Rooster crow so early in the morning? Answer:: To get a word in before the hens wake up! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14523/why-did-beethoven-get-rid-of-all-his-chickens https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14523-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Beethoven%27s Chickens Square Joke Meme Joke: All they said was "Bach, Bach, Bach..." Answer:: Why did Beethoven get rid of all his chickens? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14523-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Beethoven%27s Chickens Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why did Beethoven get rid of all his chickens? Answer:: All they said was "Bach, Bach, Bach..." | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14524/i-was-shopping-in-a-large-pharmacy-and-asked-one-of-the-wandering-assistants-excuse-me-where-can https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14524-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Pregnancy Test Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I was shopping in a large pharmacy and asked one of the wandering assistants, "Excuse me, where can I find a pregnancy test?" "No problem," he said. "... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14524-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Pregnancy Test Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I was shopping in a large pharmacy and asked one of the wandering assistants, "Excuse me, where can I find a pregnancy test?" "No prob... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14525/i-asked-my-wife-why-she-married-me-she-said-because-you-are-funny-i-said-i-thought-it-was https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14525-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Why did you marry me%3F Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I asked my wife why she married me. She said, "Because you are funny." I said, "I thought it was because I was good in bed." She said, "See? You are h... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14525-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Why did you marry me%3F Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I asked my wife why she married me. She said, "Because you are funny." I said, "I thought it was because I was good in bed." She... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14526/i-told-my-wife-she-should-embrace-her-mistakes-so-she-hugged-me https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14526-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Embrace your mistakes Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes... So, she hugged me. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14526-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Embrace your mistakes Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes... So, she hugged me. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14527/i-spent-twenty-minutes-trying-to-get-my-wifes-bra-off-ive-decided-to-give-up-i-wished-i-had https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14527-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Take off your bra Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I spent twenty minutes trying to get my wife's bra off, I've decided to give up! I wished I had never put it on now. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14527-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Take off your bra Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I spent twenty minutes trying to get my wife's bra off, I've decided to give up! I wished I had never put it on now. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14528/im-pretty-sure-i-only-need-one-more-bad-decision-and-ill-have-the-whole-set https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14528-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg One more bad decision Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I'm pretty sure I only need one more bad decision and I'll have the whole set. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14528-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg One more bad decision Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I'm pretty sure I only need one more bad decision and I'll have the whole set. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14529/singing-in-the-shower-is-all-fun-and-game-until-you-get-soap-in-your-mouth-then-it-becomes-a-soap https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14529-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Singing in the shower Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Singing in the shower is all fun and game until you get soap in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14529-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Singing in the shower Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Singing in the shower is all fun and game until you get soap in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14530/most-people-dont-think-im-as-old-as-i-am-until-they-hear-me-stand-up https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14530-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg How you know when you%27re old Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Most people don't think I'm as old as I am until they hear me stand up. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14530-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg How you know when you%27re old Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Most people don't think I'm as old as I am until they hear me stand up. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14531/a-girl-was-visiting-her-blonde-friend-who-had-acquired-two-new-dogs-and-asked-her-what-their https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14531-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg A Blondes Dogs Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that now was... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14531-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg A Blondes Dogs Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that now wa... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14532/there-were-two-men-working-for-the-city-council-one-would-dig-and-dig-and-dig-until-a-deep-hole-in https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14532-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Digging and filling holes Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: There were two men working for the city council. One would dig and dig and dig until a deep hole in the ground appeared. The other would come behind h... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14532-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Digging and filling holes Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: There were two men working for the city council. One would dig and dig and dig until a deep hole in the ground appeared. The other would come behind... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14533/im-posting-this-with-a-heavy-heart-as-much-as-i-love-photography-and-everything-that-comes-with https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14533-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg I%27m giving up Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I'm posting this with a heavy heart... As much as I love photography and everything that comes with it, it is taking up too much of my time. I am stru... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14533-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg I%27m giving up Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I'm posting this with a heavy heart... As much as I love photography and everything that comes with it, it is taking up too much of my time. I am str... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14534/a-new-study-found-that-people-who-take-their-coffee-black-are-more-likely-to-exhibit-psychopathic https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14534-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Black Coffee Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A new study found that people who take their coffee black are more likely to exhibit psychopathic behavior. And people who order a quad shot, non-fat,... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14534-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Black Coffee Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A new study found that people who take their coffee black are more likely to exhibit psychopathic behavior. And people who order a quad shot, non-fat... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14535/the-devil-called-down-to-georgia-he-was-looking-for-some-votes-to-steal-he-was-in-a-bind-because https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14535-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg The Devil Called Down To Georgia Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: The Devil called down to Georgia, he was looking for some votes to steal. He was in a bind because he was behind and he was willing to make a deal. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14535-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg The Devil Called Down To Georgia Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: The Devil called down to Georgia, he was looking for some votes to steal. He was in a bind because he was behind and he was willing to make a deal. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14536/today-i-saw-an-ad-that-said-radio-for-sale-1-volume-stuck-on-full-i-thought-i-cant-turn https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14536-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Radio for sale Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Today I saw an ad that said, "Radio for sale $1, volume stuck on full." I thought, "I can't turn that down." | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14536-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Radio for sale Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Today I saw an ad that said, "Radio for sale $1, volume stuck on full." I thought, "I can't turn that down." Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14537/2020-should-be-a-new-cuss-word-like-i-dont-give-a-2020 https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14537-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg New Cuss Word Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: 2020 should be a new cuss word like, "I don't give a 2020!" | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14537-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg New Cuss Word Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: 2020 should be a new cuss word like, "I don't give a 2020!" Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14538/when-i-go-to-someone-elses-house-and-they-tell-me-to-make-myself-at-home-the-first-thing-i-do-is https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14538-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Make yourself at home Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: When I go to someone else's house and they tell me to make myself at home, the first thing I do is throw them out because I don't like visitors. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14538-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Make yourself at home Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: When I go to someone else's house and they tell me to make myself at home, the first thing I do is throw them out because I don't like visitors. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14539/i-just-called-my-bank-and-told-them-that-they-counted-wrong-so-i-want-to-find-11780-in-my-account https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14539-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Recount or else%21 Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I just called my bank and told them that they counted wrong so I want to find $11,780 in my account by tomorrow! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14539-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Recount or else%21 Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I just called my bank and told them that they counted wrong so I want to find $11,780 in my account by tomorrow! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14540/whats-the-difference-between-a-chickpea-and-a-garbanzo-bean https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14540-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Chickpea Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face! Answer:: What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14540-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Chickpea Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? Answer:: I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14541/how-long-is-this-social-distancing-supposed-to-last-my-wife-keeps-trying-to-come-in-the-house https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14541-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Social Distancing Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: How long is this social distancing supposed to last? My wife keeps trying to come in the house. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14541-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Social Distancing Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: How long is this social distancing supposed to last? My wife keeps trying to come in the house. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14542/some-people-wont-admit-their-faults-i-would-if-i-had-any https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14542-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg No Fault Of Mine Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Some people won't admit their faults. I would, if I had any. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14542-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg No Fault Of Mine Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Some people won't admit their faults. I would, if I had any. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14543/they-say-we-can-have-gatherings-with-up-to-eight-people-without-issues-i-dont-even-know-eight https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14543-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg COVID Gathering Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: They Say We Can Have Gatherings With Up To Eight People Without Issues. I Don't Even Know Eight People Without Issues. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14543-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg COVID Gathering Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: They Say We Can Have Gatherings With Up To Eight People Without Issues. I Don't Even Know Eight People Without Issues. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14544/why-dont-ants-get-sick https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14544-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Sick Ant Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Because they have little anty bodies! Answer:: Why don't ants get sick? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14544-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Sick Ant Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why don't ants get sick? Answer:: Because they have little anty bodies! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14545/my-child-doesnt-want-to-eat-meat-what-can-i-replace-it-with https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14545-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Vegetarian Chile Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: A dog. Dogs love meat.October 1st is World Vegetarian Day! Answer:: My Child doesn't want to eat meat. What can I replace it with? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14545-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Vegetarian Chile Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: My Child doesn't want to eat meat. What can I replace it with? Answer:: A dog. Dogs love meat.October 1st is World Vegetarian Day! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14546/a-husband-and-wife-are-trying-to-set-up-a-new-password-for-their-computer-the-husband-puts-my https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14546-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Computer Password Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "My penis" and the wife falls to the ground laughing, bec... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14546-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Computer Password Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "My penis" and the wife falls to the ground la... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14547/my-uncle-asked-me-what-does-idk-mean-i-said-i-dont-know-he-said-damn-nobody-does https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14547-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg IDK Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: My uncle asked me what does IDK mean? I said, "I Don't Know". He said, "Damn, nobody does!" | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14547-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg IDK Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: My uncle asked me what does IDK mean? I said, "I Don't Know". He said, "Damn, nobody does!" Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14548/my-farmer-friend-used-his-stimulus-to-buy-baby-chickens-he-got-his-money-for-nothing-and-his https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14548-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Stimulus Check Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: My farmer friend used his stimulus to buy baby chickens. He got his money for nothing and his chicks for free. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14548-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Stimulus Check Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: My farmer friend used his stimulus to buy baby chickens. He got his money for nothing and his chicks for free. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14549/why-did-the-two-emts-travel-together https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14549-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg EMT Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Because they were a pair-o-medics. Answer:: Why did the two EMT's travel together? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14549-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg EMT Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why did the two EMT's travel together? Answer:: Because they were a pair-o-medics. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14550/hey-did-you-hear-about-the-experiment-where-they-blessed-the-rains-down-in-africa https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14550-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Blessed the rains joke Square Joke Meme Joke: I heard it was a ToTo failure! Answer:: Hey, did you hear about the experiment where they blessed the rains down in Africa? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14550-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Blessed the rains joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Hey, did you hear about the experiment where they blessed the rains down in Africa? Answer:: I heard it was a ToTo failure! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14551/it-shocks-me-how-bad-i-am-at-electrical-work-around-the-house https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14551-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Electrical Work Pun Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: It shocks me how bad I am at electrical work around the house. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14551-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Electrical Work Pun Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: It shocks me how bad I am at electrical work around the house. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14552/what-do-you-call-a-cow-in-an-earthquake https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14552-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Cow in an earthquake joke Square Joke Meme Joke: A Milkshake. Answer:: What do you call a cow in an earthquake? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14552-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Cow in an earthquake joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you call a cow in an earthquake? Answer:: A Milkshake. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14553/what-do-you-call-a-mama-cow-after-it-had-its-baby https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14553-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Mama cow joke Square Joke Meme Joke: De-calf-inated. Answer:: What do you call a mama cow after it had its baby? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14553-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Mama cow joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you call a mama cow after it had its baby? Answer:: De-calf-inated. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14554/did-you-hear-that-jon-bon-jovi-is-on-a-strict-fruit-diet https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14554-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Bon Jovi Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: He's living on a pear. Answer:: Did you hear that Jon Bon Jovi is on a strict fruit diet? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14554-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Bon Jovi Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Did you hear that Jon Bon Jovi is on a strict fruit diet? Answer:: He's living on a pear. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14555/what-is-a-gust-of-winds-favorite-color https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14555-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Gust of winds favorite color joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Blew. Answer:: What is a gust of wind's favorite color? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14555-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Gust of winds favorite color joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What is a gust of wind's favorite color? Answer:: Blew. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14556/did-you-know-that-people-who-have-to-wear-glasses-with-their-mask-may-be-entitled-to https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14556-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Wearing glasses with a mask Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Did you know that people who have to wear glasses with their mask... may be entitled to condensation. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14556-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Wearing glasses with a mask Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Did you know that people who have to wear glasses with their mask... may be entitled to condensation. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14557/dogs-cant-read-an-mri-but-catscan https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14557-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Dogs can%27t read Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Dogs can't read an MRI but CATScan! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14557-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Dogs can%27t read Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Dogs can't read an MRI but CATScan! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14558/what-do-you-get-when-you-pick-a-pigs-nose https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14558-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Pig Nose Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Ham-boogers. Answer:: What do you get when you pick a pig's nose? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14558-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Pig Nose Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you get when you pick a pig's nose? Answer:: Ham-boogers. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14559/why-cant-donald-trump-go-to-the-white-house-anymore https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14559-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Trump locked out of White House Joke. Square Joke Meme Joke: It's For-Biden. Answer:: Why can't Donald Trump go to the White House anymore? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14559-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Trump locked out of White House Joke. Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why can't Donald Trump go to the White House anymore? Answer:: It's For-Biden. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14560/i-heard-on-the-news-that-search-and-rescue-had-plucked-2-stranded-fishermen-out-of-the-ocean-and https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14560-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Search and Rescue Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I heard on the news that Search and Rescue had plucked 2 stranded fishermen out of the ocean and were looking for their capsized boat. I thought, Gee,... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14560-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Search and Rescue Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I heard on the news that Search and Rescue had plucked 2 stranded fishermen out of the ocean and were looking for their capsized boat. I thought, Gee... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14561/i-prefer-communist-jokes-because-everyone-gets-them https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14561-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Communist Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I prefer communist jokes because everyone gets them. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14561-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Communist Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I prefer communist jokes because everyone gets them. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14562/my-kids-were-very-upset-when-our-bunnies-escaped-theyre-too-young-to-deal-with-hare-loss https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14562-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Escaped bunnies joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: My kids were very upset when our bunnies escaped. They're too young to deal with hare loss. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14562-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Escaped bunnies joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: My kids were very upset when our bunnies escaped. They're too young to deal with hare loss. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14563/what-do-you-call-farm-animals-with-a-sense-of-humor https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14563-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Funny farm animals joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Laughing Stock! Answer:: What do you call farm animals with a sense of humor? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14563-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Funny farm animals joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you call farm animals with a sense of humor? Answer:: Laughing Stock! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14564/why-was-the-piano-locked-out-of-the-house https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14564-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Piano locked out of the house joke Square Joke Meme Joke: He did not have the right key! Answer:: Why was the piano locked out of the house? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14564-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Piano locked out of the house joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why was the piano locked out of the house? Answer:: He did not have the right key! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14565/i-have-a-lot-of-unemployment-jokes-but-none-of-them-work https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14565-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Unemployment Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I have a lot of unemployment jokes but none of them work. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14565-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Unemployment Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I have a lot of unemployment jokes but none of them work. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14566/what-do-you-call-a-pig-that-does-karate https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14566-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Karate Pig Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Pork Chop! Answer:: What do you call a pig that does karate? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14566-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Karate Pig Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you call a pig that does karate? Answer:: Pork Chop! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14567/who-is-the-coolest-doctor-in-the-hospital https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14567-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Coolest Doctor Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: The hip Doctor! Answer:: Who is the coolest Doctor in the hospital? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14567-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Coolest Doctor Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Who is the coolest Doctor in the hospital? Answer:: The hip Doctor! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14568/what-is-the-hardest-tea-to-swallow https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14568-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Hard Tea Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Reality! Answer:: What is the hardest tea to swallow! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14568-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Hard Tea Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What is the hardest tea to swallow! Answer:: Reality! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14569/what-do-you-call-a-chicken-staring-at-lettuce https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14569-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Chicken Salad Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Chicken sees a salad. Answer:: What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14569-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Chicken Salad Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Answer:: Chicken sees a salad. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14570/what-do-road-crews-use-at-the-north-pole https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14570-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Road Construction Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Snow Cones. Answer:: What do road crews use at the North Pole? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14570-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Road Construction Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do road crews use at the North Pole? Answer:: Snow Cones. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14571/where-do-elves-go-to-vote https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14571-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Voting Elves Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: The North Pole. Answer:: Where do Elves go to vote? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14571-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Voting Elves Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Where do Elves go to vote? Answer:: The North Pole. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14572/what-do-you-call-a-snowman-with-a-six-pack https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14572-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Snowman 6-Pack Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: The abdominal snowman. Answer:: What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14572-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Snowman 6-Pack Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? Answer:: The abdominal snowman. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14573/which-tree-is-the-most-pensive https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14573-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Pensive Treat Square Joke Meme Joke: The ponder-osa pine. Answer:: Which tree is the most pensive? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14573-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Pensive Treat Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Which tree is the most pensive? Answer:: The ponder-osa pine. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14574/i-told-my-therapist-that-i-couldnt-get-the-grease-soundtrack-out-of-my-head https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14574-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Grease Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: He said, "Tell me more." Answer:: I told my therapist that I couldn't get the Grease Soundtrack out of my head. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14574-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Grease Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I told my therapist that I couldn't get the Grease Soundtrack out of my head. Answer:: He said, "Tell me more." | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14575/someone-asked-me-to-name-two-structures-that-hold-water-i-was-like-well-damn https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14575-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Hold water joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Someone asked me to name two structures that hold water. I was like well damn. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14575-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Hold water joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Someone asked me to name two structures that hold water. I was like well damn. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14576/why-is-water-heavier-than-butane https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14576-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Heavier than butane jokes Square Joke Meme Joke: Because butane is a lighter fluid. Answer:: Why is water heavier than butane? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14576-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Heavier than butane jokes Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why is water heavier than butane? Answer:: Because butane is a lighter fluid. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14577/what-did-qanon-shamans-mom-say-to-him-when-he-was-on-his-way-to-jail-bison https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14577-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Qanon Shaman Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: What did Qanon Shaman's mom say to him when he was on his way to jail? Bison. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14577-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Qanon Shaman Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What did Qanon Shaman's mom say to him when he was on his way to jail? Bison. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14578/did-you-hear-that-there-is-a-coin-shortage https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14578-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg U.S. Coin Shortage Square Joke Meme Joke: America is officially out of common cents. Answer:: Did you hear that there is a coin shortage? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14578-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg U.S. Coin Shortage Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Did you hear that there is a coin shortage? Answer:: America is officially out of common cents. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14579/i-just-burnt-this-hawaiian-pizza-guess-i-should-have-used-aloha-temperature https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14579-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Hawaiian Pizza Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I just burnt this Hawaiian pizza. Guess I should have used aloha temperature. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14579-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Hawaiian Pizza Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I just burnt this Hawaiian pizza. Guess I should have used aloha temperature. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14580/how-does-a-farmer-find-new-cows-to-buy https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14580-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Farmer needs new cows Square Joke Meme Joke: He looks through the cattle-log. Answer:: How does a farmer find new cows to buy? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14580-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Farmer needs new cows Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: How does a farmer find new cows to buy? Answer:: He looks through the cattle-log. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14581/a-man-runs-into-the-doctors-office-screaming-that-he-is-shrinking-the-doc-says-calm-down-you https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14581-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Shrinking man see%27s a doctor Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A man runs into the doctor's office screaming that he is shrinking. The doc says, "Calm down you just need to be a little patient." | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14581-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Shrinking man see%27s a doctor Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A man runs into the doctor's office screaming that he is shrinking. The doc says, "Calm down you just need to be a little patient." Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14582/my-friend-david-lost-his-id-we-now-call-him-dav https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14582-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg My friend David Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: My friend David lost his id, we now call him Dav. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14582-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg My friend David Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: My friend David lost his id, we now call him Dav. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14583/why-couldnt-the-blind-man-see-his-friends https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14583-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Blind mans friends Square Joke Meme Joke: Because he was married. Answer:: Why couldn't the blind man see his friends? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14583-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Blind mans friends Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why couldn't the blind man see his friends? Answer:: Because he was married. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14584/whats-the-name-of-the-fattest-knight-at-the-round-table https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14584-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Fattest Knight Square Joke Meme Joke: Sir Cumference. Answer:: Whats the name of the fattest knight at the Round Table? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14584-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Fattest Knight Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Whats the name of the fattest knight at the Round Table? Answer:: Sir Cumference. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14585/apparently-you-cant-use-beefstew-as-a-password-its-not-stroganoff https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14585-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Beefstew Password Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Apparently you can't use "Beefstew" as a password... It's not stroganoff. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14585-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Beefstew Password Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Apparently you can't use "Beefstew" as a password... It's not stroganoff. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14586/have-you-heard-the-latest-rumor-about-butter https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14586-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Butter Rumor Square Joke Meme Joke: Never mind, I shouldn't spread it. Answer:: Have you heard the latest rumor about butter? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14586-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Butter Rumor Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Have you heard the latest rumor about butter? Answer:: Never mind, I shouldn't spread it. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14587/did-you-hear-about-the-weasel-that-walked-into-a-bar-in-minnesota-the-bartender-asks-what-can-i https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14587-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg A Weasel walked into a bar Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Did you hear about the weasel that walked into a bar in Minnesota? The bartender asks, "What can I get you?" "Pop" goes the weasel! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14587-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg A Weasel walked into a bar Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Did you hear about the weasel that walked into a bar in Minnesota? The bartender asks, "What can I get you?" "Pop" goes the wease... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14588/when-does-a-joke-become-a-dad-joke https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14588-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg A maturing joke Square Joke Meme Joke: When it becomes apparent. Answer:: When does a joke become a dad joke? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14588-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg A maturing joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: When does a joke become a dad joke? Answer:: When it becomes apparent. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14589/where-do-football-players-go-to-get-a-new-uniform https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14589-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Where do football players go to get a new uniform joke Square Joke Meme Joke: New Jersey. Answer:: Where do football players go to get a new uniform? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14589-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Where do football players go to get a new uniform joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Where do football players go to get a new uniform? Answer:: New Jersey. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14590/i-shaved-my-head-when-i-started-going-bald-years-ago-but-i-still-carry-a-comb-i-just-cant-part https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14590-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Why do you still carry a comb%3F Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I shaved my head when I started going bald years ago, but I still carry a comb... I just cant part with it. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14590-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Why do you still carry a comb%3F Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I shaved my head when I started going bald years ago, but I still carry a comb... I just cant part with it. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14591/in-a-hospital-a-gentleman-had-made-several-attempts-to-get-into-the-mens-restroom-but-it-had https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14591-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Men Never Listen Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: In a hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied. A nurse noticed his predicament.... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14591-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Men Never Listen Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: In a hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied. A nurse noticed his predicament... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14592/a-note-from-my-wife-hey-sweetie-im-at-work-dinner-is-on-the-stove-you-only-have-to-light-it https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14592-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg She%27s a keeper%21 Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A note from my wife. "Hey Sweetie, I'm at work. Dinner is on the stove, you only have to light it, the gas is already turned on. Love you XOXO! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14592-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg She%27s a keeper%21 Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A note from my wife. "Hey Sweetie, I'm at work. Dinner is on the stove, you only have to light it, the gas is already turned on. Love you XOXO! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14593/ladies-if-he-is-is-hot-always-smells-good-makes-your-mouth-water-tastes-amazing-leaves-you https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14593-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg True Love Always Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Ladies, if he is... is hot, always smells good, makes your mouth water, tastes amazing, leaves you feeling happier than ever... That's not your man. T... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14593-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg True Love Always Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Ladies, if he is... is hot, always smells good, makes your mouth water, tastes amazing, leaves you feeling happier than ever... That's not your man.... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14594/mark-was-excited-about-his-new-338-rifle-and-decided-to-try-bear-hunting-he-traveled-up-to https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14594-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Mark the Hunter Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Mark was excited about his new .338 rifle and decided to try bear hunting. He traveled up to Alaska, spotted a small brown bear and shot it. Soon afte... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14594-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Mark the Hunter Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Mark was excited about his new .338 rifle and decided to try bear hunting. He traveled up to Alaska, spotted a small brown bear and shot it. Soon aft... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14595/an-80-year-old-lady-was-arrested-for-shoplifting-judge-what-did-you-steal-she-replies-a-can https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14595-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Do the crime pay the time Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: An 80-year-old lady was arrested for shoplifting. Judge: "What did you steal?" She replies, "A can of peaches." The judge then asked her how many peac... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14595-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Do the crime pay the time Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: An 80-year-old lady was arrested for shoplifting. Judge: "What did you steal?" She replies, "A can of peaches." The judge then as... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14596/im-a-grown-up-i-groan-when-i-get-up https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14596-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg All Grown Up Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I'm a grown up... I groan when I get up! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14596-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg All Grown Up Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I'm a grown up... I groan when I get up! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14597/a-flat-chested-young-lady-went-to-dr-smith-about-enlarging-her-tiny-breasts-dr-smith-advised https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14597-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Bigger Boobies Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Smith about enlarging her tiny breasts. Dr. Smith advised her, "Every day after your shower rub your chest and s... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14597-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Bigger Boobies Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Smith about enlarging her tiny breasts. Dr. Smith advised her, "Every day after your shower rub your chest... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14598/i-was-drinking-a-margarita-at-a-bar-when-a-waitress-screamed-does-anyone-know-cpr-i-yelled-i https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14598-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Does anyone know CPR%3F Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I was drinking a margarita at a bar when a waitress screamed, "Does anyone know CPR?" I yelled, "I know the entire alphabet!" and we all laughed and l... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14598-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Does anyone know CPR%3F Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I was drinking a margarita at a bar when a waitress screamed, "Does anyone know CPR?" I yelled, "I know the entire alphabet!" and... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14599/i-found-out-that-my-grandpa-is-addicted-to-viagra-no-one-is-taking-it-harder-than-grandma https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14599-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Grandpa is addicted to Viagra Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I found out that my grandpa is addicted to Viagra... no one is taking it harder than grandma! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14599-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Grandpa is addicted to Viagra Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I found out that my grandpa is addicted to Viagra... no one is taking it harder than grandma! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14600/the-teacher-was-helping-one-of-her-kindergarten-students-put-on-his-cowboy-boots-he-asked-for-help https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14600-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Kids Cowboy Boots Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: The teacher was helping one of her kindergarten students put on his cowboy boots. He asked for help and she could see why. Even with her pulling and h... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14600-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Kids Cowboy Boots Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: The teacher was helping one of her kindergarten students put on his cowboy boots. He asked for help and she could see why. Even with her pulling and... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14601/what-do-blondes-and-cow-pies-have-in-common https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14601-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Blondes and Cow Pies Square Joke Meme Joke: The older they get, the easier they are to pick up. Answer:: What do blondes and cow pies have in common? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14601-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Blondes and Cow Pies Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do blondes and cow pies have in common? Answer:: The older they get, the easier they are to pick up. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14602/what-did-the-blonde-do-when-her-doctor-told-her-she-had-sugar-in-her-urine https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14602-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Diabetic Blonde Square Joke Meme Joke: She peed on her corn flakes. Answer:: What did the blonde do when her doctor told her she had sugar in her urine? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14602-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Diabetic Blonde Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What did the blonde do when her doctor told her she had sugar in her urine? Answer:: She peed on her corn flakes. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14603/what-did-the-blonde-teacher-do-when-she-noticed-that-someone-had-already-written-on-the-overhead https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14603-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Blonde Teacher Square Joke Meme Joke: She turned it over and used the other side. Answer:: What did the blonde teacher do when she noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14603-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Blonde Teacher Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What did the blonde teacher do when she noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency? Answer:: She turned it over and used the other side. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14604/did-you-hear-about-the-stupid-blonde https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14604-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Free Parking Square Joke Meme Joke: She got hit by a parked car. Answer:: Did you hear about the stupid blonde? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14604-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Free Parking Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Did you hear about the stupid blonde? Answer:: She got hit by a parked car. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14605/why-cant-the-blonde-add-10-and-7-on-a-calculator https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14605-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Blonde Calculator Square Joke Meme Joke: Because she can't find the 10 Answer:: Why can't the blonde add 10 and 7 on a calculator? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14605-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Blonde Calculator Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why can't the blonde add 10 and 7 on a calculator? Answer:: Because she can't find the 10 | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14606/how-do-you-make-a-blonde-laugh-on-saturday https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14606-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg How to make a blonde laugh Square Joke Meme Joke: Tell her a joke on Wednesday. Answer:: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14606-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg How to make a blonde laugh Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday? Answer:: Tell her a joke on Wednesday. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14607/what-is-the-blonde-doing-when-she-holds-her-hands-tightly-over-her-ears https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14607-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg A Blonde Covering Her Ears Square Joke Meme Joke: Trying to hold on to a thought. Answer:: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14607-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg A Blonde Covering Her Ears Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears? Answer:: Trying to hold on to a thought. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14608/remember-when-plastic-surgery-was-a-taboo-subject-now-you-mention-botox-and-nobody-raises-an https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14608-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Plastic Surgery Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Remember when plastic surgery was a taboo subject? Now you mention Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14608-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Plastic Surgery Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Remember when plastic surgery was a taboo subject? Now you mention Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14609/you-only-need-two-tools-in-life-wd-40-and-duct-tape-if-it-doesnt-move-and-it-should-use https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14609-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg You only need two tools Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: You only need two tools in life... WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40... If it moves and it shouldn't, use duct tape. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14609-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg You only need two tools Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: You only need two tools in life... WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40... If it moves and it shouldn't, use duct tape. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14610/did-you-know-that-fourteen-muscles-are-activated-when-you-open-a-bottle-of-wine-fitness-is-my https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14610-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Wine Workout Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Did you know that fourteen muscles are activated when you open a bottle of wine? Fitness is my passion. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14610-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Wine Workout Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Did you know that fourteen muscles are activated when you open a bottle of wine? Fitness is my passion. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14611/my-wife-just-stopped-and-said-you-werent-listening-were-you-i-thought-thats-a-pretty-weird https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14611-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg You don%27t listen Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: My wife just stopped and said, "You weren't listening were you?" I thought, "That's a pretty weird way to start a conversation." | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14611-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg You don%27t listen Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: My wife just stopped and said, "You weren't listening were you?" I thought, "That's a pretty weird way to start a conversation." Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14612/if-you-notice-cows-sleeping-in-a-field-does-that-mean-its-pasture-bedtime https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14612-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Sleeping Cows Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: If you notice cows sleeping in a field, does that mean it's pasture bedtime? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14612-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Sleeping Cows Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: If you notice cows sleeping in a field, does that mean it's pasture bedtime? Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14613/a-little-know-fact-before-the-crowbar-was-invented-most-crows-drank-at-home https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14613-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Crowbar Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A little know fact... Before the crowbar was invented, most crows drank at home. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14613-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Crowbar Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A little know fact... Before the crowbar was invented, most crows drank at home. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14614/fred-and-mary-got-married-but-cant-afford-a-honeymoon-so-they-go-back-to-freds-parents-home https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14614-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Honeymoon Surprise Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Fred and Mary got married, but can't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred's parent's home for their first night together. In the morning, Johnn... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14614-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Honeymoon Surprise Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Fred and Mary got married, but can't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred's parent's home for their first night together. In the morning, John... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14615/if-a-cow-doesnt-produce-milk-is-it-a-milk-dud-or-an-utter-failure https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14615-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Milkless Cow Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: If a cow doesn't produce milk, is it a milk dud or an utter failure? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14615-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Milkless Cow Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: If a cow doesn't produce milk, is it a milk dud or an utter failure? Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14619/a-guy-took-his-blonde-girlfriend-to-the-superbowl-game-they-had-great-seats-right-behind-their https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14619-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg A Blonde Goes To The Super Bowl Square Joke Meme Joke: October 3rd is National Boyfriend Day! Answer:: A guy took his blonde girlfriend to the Superbowl game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game her asked her how she lik... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14619-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg A Blonde Goes To The Super Bowl Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A guy took his blonde girlfriend to the Superbowl game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game her asked her how she li... Answer:: October 3rd is National Boyfriend Day! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14620/money-may-not-make-you-happy-but-will-pay-for-vacation-lunches-dinners-cars-houses-flowers https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14620-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Money Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Money. May not make you happy. But will pay for vacation, lunches, dinners, cars, houses, flowers, children education, medical bills, and tacos! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14620-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Money Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Money. May not make you happy. But will pay for vacation, lunches, dinners, cars, houses, flowers, children education, medical bills, and tacos! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14621/my-wife-says-that-i-talk-in-my-sleep-but-i-dont-believe-her-nobody-at-work-has-ever-mentioned https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14621-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Talk in my sleep Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: My wife says that I talk in my sleep but I don't believe her... nobody at work has ever mentioned it. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14621-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Talk in my sleep Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: My wife says that I talk in my sleep but I don't believe her... nobody at work has ever mentioned it. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14622/i-was-born-a-boy-but-according-to-kraft-macaroni-and-cheese-i-am-a-family-of-four https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14622-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Serving Size Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I was born a boy, but according to Kraft Macaroni and Cheese, I am a family of four. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14622-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Serving Size Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I was born a boy, but according to Kraft Macaroni and Cheese, I am a family of four. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14623/you-know-people-say-they-pick-their-nose-but-i-feel-like-was-just-born-with-mine https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14623-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Nose Picker joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: You know, people say they pick their nose, but I feel like was just born with mine. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14623-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Nose Picker joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: You know, people say they pick their nose, but I feel like was just born with mine. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14624/all-this-time-i-thought-the-dryer-was-shrinking-my-clothes-it-turns-out-it-was-the-refrigerator https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14624-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Shrinking Clothes Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: All this time I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes. It turns out it was the refrigerator! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14624-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Shrinking Clothes Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: All this time I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes. It turns out it was the refrigerator! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14625/i-saw-an-ad-for-a-coffin-and-thought-thats-the-last-thing-i-need https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14625-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Coffin Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I saw an ad for a coffin and thought... "That's the last thing I need!" | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14625-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Coffin Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I saw an ad for a coffin and thought... "That's the last thing I need!" Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14626/an-angel-visited-a-woman-and-told-her-she-must-give-up-smoking-drinking-and-unmarried-sex-if-she https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14626-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Must Give Up Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: An Angel visited a woman and told her she must give up smoking, drinking, and unmarried sex if she wanted to get into heaven. The woman said she would... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14626-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Must Give Up Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: An Angel visited a woman and told her she must give up smoking, drinking, and unmarried sex if she wanted to get into heaven. The woman said she woul... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14627/as-you-get-older-youve-gotta-stay-positive-for-example-the-other-day-i-fell-down-the-stairs https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14627-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Moving Fast Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: As you get older, you've gotta stay positive. For example, the other day I fell down the stairs. Instead of getting upset, I just thought, "Wow, that'... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14627-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Moving Fast Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: As you get older, you've gotta stay positive. For example, the other day I fell down the stairs. Instead of getting upset, I just thought, "Wow,... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14628/grandpa-what-are-you-doing-on-the-porch-with-no-pants-on-well-last-week-i-sat-out-here-with-no https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14628-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Grandpa%27s Pants Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Grandpa, what are you doing on the porch with no pants on? Well, last week I sat out here with no shirt on and I got a stiff neck. This is your grandm... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14628-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Grandpa%27s Pants Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Grandpa, what are you doing on the porch with no pants on? Well, last week I sat out here with no shirt on and I got a stiff neck. This is your grand... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14629/i-went-out-for-chinese-food-last-night-and-got-chatting-with-the-waiter-he-told-me-he-lived-in https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14629-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg I was a kamikaze pilot Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I went out for Chinese food last night and got chatting with the waiter. He told me he lived in Japan during the war and was a kamikaze pilot and his... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14629-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg I was a kamikaze pilot Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I went out for Chinese food last night and got chatting with the waiter. He told me he lived in Japan during the war and was a kamikaze pilot and his... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14630/dave-and-jim-were-a-couple-of-drinking-buddies-who-worked-as-aircraft-mechanics-in-trinidad-one https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14630-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Drinking Buddies Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Dave and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as aircraft mechanics in Trinidad. One day at the airport they were stuck in the hangar with... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14630-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Drinking Buddies Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Dave and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as aircraft mechanics in Trinidad. One day at the airport they were stuck in the hangar wit... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14631/this-morning-i-was-beaten-up-by-a-busty-woman-in-an-elevator-i-was-staring-at-her-boobs-when-she https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14631-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Which Floor Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: This morning I was beaten up by a busty woman in an elevator. I was staring at her boobs when she said, "Would you please just press one?" So I did...... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14631-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Which Floor Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: This morning I was beaten up by a busty woman in an elevator. I was staring at her boobs when she said, "Would you please just press one?"... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14632/research-has-shown-that-when-a-woman-wears-leather-clothing-a-mans-heart-beats-faster-his-throat https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14632-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Leather Pants Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Research has shown that when a woman wears leather clothing, a man's heart beats faster, his throat gets dry, and he gets weak in the knees, and he be... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14632-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Leather Pants Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Research has shown that when a woman wears leather clothing, a man's heart beats faster, his throat gets dry, and he gets weak in the knees, and he b... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14633/a-man-walked-out-to-the-street-and-caught-a-taxi-just-going-by-he-got-into-the-taxi-and-the https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14633-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg A guy who did everything right Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A man walked out to the street and caught a taxi just going by. He got into the taxi, and the cabbie said, "Perfect timing. You're just like "Brian! P... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14633-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg A guy who did everything right Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A man walked out to the street and caught a taxi just going by. He got into the taxi, and the cabbie said, "Perfect timing. You're just like &qu... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14634/i-asked-my-date-to-meet-me-at-the-gym-but-she-never-showed-up-thats-when-i-know-we-werent-going https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14634-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Date Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I asked my date to meet me at the gym but she never showed up. That's when I know we weren't going to work out. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14634-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Date Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I asked my date to meet me at the gym but she never showed up. That's when I know we weren't going to work out. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14635/i-just-spent-300-on-a-limousine-and-discovered-the-fee-does-not-include-a-driver-cant-believe-i https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14635-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Limousine Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I just spent $300 on a limousine and discovered the fee does not include a driver. Can't believe I spend all that money and have nothing to chauffeur... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14635-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Limousine Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I just spent $300 on a limousine and discovered the fee does not include a driver. Can't believe I spend all that money and have nothing to chauffeur... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14636/i-yelled-into-a-colander-while-cooking-now-my-voice-is-strained https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14636-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Cooking Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I yelled into a colander while cooking... now my voice is strained. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14636-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Cooking Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I yelled into a colander while cooking... now my voice is strained. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14637/i-just-removed-all-the-german-contacts-from-my-cell-phone-its-now-hans-free https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14637-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Cell phone joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I just removed all the German contacts from my cell phone. It's now Hans free! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14637-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Cell phone joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I just removed all the German contacts from my cell phone. It's now Hans free! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14638/i-asked-the-lion-in-my-wardrobe-what-he-was-doing-there-he-said-narnia-business https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14638-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Lion in my closet Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I asked the lion in my wardrobe what he was doing there. He said Narnia business. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14638-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Lion in my closet Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I asked the lion in my wardrobe what he was doing there. He said Narnia business. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14639/would-february-march https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14639-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Calendar Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: No, but April May. Answer:: Would February March? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14639-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Calendar Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Would February March? Answer:: No, but April May. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14640/did-you-hear-about-the-super-hero-with-a-lisp-that-always-works-out https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14640-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Super hero with a lisp Square Joke Meme Joke: Hes Thor. Answer:: Did you hear about the Super Hero with a lisp that always works out? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14640-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Super hero with a lisp Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Did you hear about the Super Hero with a lisp that always works out? Answer:: Hes Thor. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14641/my-brother-mounted-a-dartboard-on-the-ceiling-of-his-man-cave-this-made-me-throw-up https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14641-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Dart Board Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: My brother mounted a dartboard on the ceiling of his man cave. This made me throw up. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14641-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Dart Board Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: My brother mounted a dartboard on the ceiling of his man cave. This made me throw up. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14642/i-used-to-be-addicted-to-the-hokey-pokey-but-i-turned-myself-around https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14642-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Hokey Pokey Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I used to be addicted to the Hokey Pokey, but I turned myself around. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14642-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Hokey Pokey Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I used to be addicted to the Hokey Pokey, but I turned myself around. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14643/my-wife-left-me-because-of-my-obsession-with-horoscopesit-taurus-apart https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14643-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Horoscope Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: My wife left me because of my obsession with horoscopes...it Taurus apart. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14643-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Horoscope Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: My wife left me because of my obsession with horoscopes...it Taurus apart. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14644/poop-jokes-arent-my-favorite-kind-of-jokes-but-they-are-a-solid-number-two https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14644-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Poop Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Poop jokes aren't my favorite kind of jokes, but they are a solid number two. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14644-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Poop Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Poop jokes aren't my favorite kind of jokes, but they are a solid number two. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14645/i-told-my-son-he-couldnt-watch-the-orchestra-anymore-and-he-asked-why-because-theres-too-much https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14645-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Orchestra Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I told my son he couldn't watch the orchestra anymore and he asked why? Because there's too much sax and violins! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14645-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Orchestra Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I told my son he couldn't watch the orchestra anymore and he asked why? Because there's too much sax and violins! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14646/a-pirate-goes-to-the-doctors-and-says-i-have-moles-on-my-back-the-doctor-its-ok-theyre https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14646-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg A Pirate goes to a doctor Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A pirate goes to the doctor's and says, "I have moles on my back!" The Doctor: "Its ok, they're benign." Pirate: "Count again! I think there be ten!" | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14646-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg A Pirate goes to a doctor Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A pirate goes to the doctor's and says, "I have moles on my back!" The Doctor: "Its ok, they're benign." Pirate: "Count agai... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14648/last-night-my-kids-and-i-were-sitting-in-the-living-room-and-i-said-to-them-i-never-want-to-live https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14648-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg My Living Will Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Last night my kids and I were sitting in the living room and I said to them, "I never want to live in a vegetive state, dependent on some machine and... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14648-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg My Living Will Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Last night my kids and I were sitting in the living room and I said to them, "I never want to live in a vegetive state, dependent on some machin... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14649/you-want-to-how-to-get-back-on-your-feet https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14649-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg How to get back on your feet Square Joke Meme Joke: Miss two car payments! Answer:: You want to how to get back on your feet? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14649-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg How to get back on your feet Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: You want to how to get back on your feet? Answer:: Miss two car payments! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14650/this-lady-found-out-her-dog-could-hardly-hear-so-she-took-it-to-the-veterinarian-he-found-that-the https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14650-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Nair hair removal warnings%21 Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: This lady found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it to the veterinarian. He found that the problem was hair in its ears. He cleaned both ears... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14650-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Nair hair removal warnings%21 Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: This lady found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it to the veterinarian. He found that the problem was hair in its ears. He cleaned both ear... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14651/tips-for-winter-driving-1-install-winter-tires-2-drive-south-3-continue-until-you-see-palm https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14651-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg How to drove in the winter Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Tips for winter driving. 1) Install winter tires. 2) Drive south. 3) Continue until you see palm trees. 4) Apply brakes and sunscreen. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14651-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg How to drove in the winter Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Tips for winter driving. 1) Install winter tires. 2) Drive south. 3) Continue until you see palm trees. 4) Apply brakes and sunscreen. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14652/a-man-call-his-wife-i-got-hit-by-a-car-outside-the-office-tina-brought-me-to-the-hospital-they https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14652-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg I got hit by a car. Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A man call his wife, "I got hit by a car outside the office. Tina brought me to the Hospital. They have been doing tests and taking x-rays. The blow t... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14652-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg I got hit by a car. Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A man call his wife, "I got hit by a car outside the office. Tina brought me to the Hospital. They have been doing tests and taking x-rays. The... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14653/hugh-hefner-became-a-multi-millionaire-staying-home-in-his-pajamas-im-not-having-the-same https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14653-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg How to become a millionaire Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Hugh Hefner became a multi-millionaire staying home in his pajamas. I'm not having the same results. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14653-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg How to become a millionaire Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Hugh Hefner became a multi-millionaire staying home in his pajamas. I'm not having the same results. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14654/i-put-a-potato-in-the-microwave-and-pushed-the-pizza-button-the-little-bell-rang-but-it-was-still https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14654-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Pizza button on the microwave. Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I put a potato in the microwave and pushed the pizza button. The little bell rang but it was still a potato. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14654-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Pizza button on the microwave. Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I put a potato in the microwave and pushed the pizza button. The little bell rang but it was still a potato. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14655/its-been-six-months-since-i-joined-the-gym-and-still-no-progress-im-going-there-tomorrow-to-find https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14655-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Joined a gym Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: It's been six months since I joined the gym and still no progress. I'm going there tomorrow to find out what's going on. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14655-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Joined a gym Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: It's been six months since I joined the gym and still no progress. I'm going there tomorrow to find out what's going on. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14656/i-found-that-i-have-been-happier-since-i-changed-from-coffee-in-the-morning-to-orange-juice-my https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14656-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Stopped drinking coffee Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I found that I have been happier since I changed from coffee in the morning to orange juice. My doctor explained that it's the vitamin C and natural s... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14656-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Stopped drinking coffee Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I found that I have been happier since I changed from coffee in the morning to orange juice. My doctor explained that it's the vitamin C and natural... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14658/a-couple-of-cows-were-smoking-a-joint-and-playing-cards-the-steaks-were-pretty-high https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14658-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Cow Poker Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A couple of cows were smoking a joint and playing cards... The steaks were pretty high. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14658-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Cow Poker Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A couple of cows were smoking a joint and playing cards... The steaks were pretty high. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14659/how-to-you-find-will-smith-in-the-snow https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14659-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Will Smith in the snow Square Joke Meme Joke: You look for the fresh prints. Answer:: How to you find Will Smith in the snow? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14659-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Will Smith in the snow Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: How to you find Will Smith in the snow? Answer:: You look for the fresh prints. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14660/how-often-do-you-like-jokes-about-elements https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14660-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Elements Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Periodically. Answer:: How often do you like jokes about elements? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14660-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Elements Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: How often do you like jokes about elements? Answer:: Periodically. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14661/what-did-the-little-mermaid-wear-to-math-class https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14661-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Little Mermaid Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: An algae-bra. Answer:: What did the Little Mermaid wear to math class? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14661-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Little Mermaid Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What did the Little Mermaid wear to math class? Answer:: An algae-bra. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14662/when-are-relationships-like-algebra https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14662-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Algebra Relationship Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: When you look at your X and wonder Y. Answer:: When are relationships like algebra? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14662-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Algebra Relationship Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: When are relationships like algebra? Answer:: When you look at your X and wonder Y. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14663/i-was-reading-a-book-about-lubricants-it-was-non-friction https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14663-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Lubricants Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I was reading a book about lubricants... It was non-friction. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14663-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Lubricants Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I was reading a book about lubricants... It was non-friction. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14664/how-much-did-santa-pay-to-park-his-sleigh https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14664-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Santa Sleigh Square Joke Meme Joke: Nothing it was on the house. Answer:: How much did Santa pay to park his sleigh? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14664-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Santa Sleigh Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: How much did Santa pay to park his sleigh? Answer:: Nothing it was on the house. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14665/i-almost-tripped-over-my-wifes-bra-the-other-day-im-sure-it-was-a-booby-trap https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14665-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Wife Bra Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I almost tripped over my wifes bra the other day... I'm sure it was a booby trap. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14665-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Wife Bra Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I almost tripped over my wifes bra the other day... I'm sure it was a booby trap. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14666/i-try-to-say-mucho-when-im-around-my-hispanic-friends-it-means-a-lot-to-them https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14666-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Hispanic Friends Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I try to say "mucho" when I'm around my Hispanic friends... It means a lot to them! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14666-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Hispanic Friends Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I try to say "mucho" when I'm around my Hispanic friends... It means a lot to them! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14667/is-buttcheeks-one-word https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14667-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Buttcheeks Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: ...or do I need to spread them apart? Answer:: Is "Buttcheeks" one word? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14667-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Buttcheeks Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Is "Buttcheeks" one word? Answer:: ...or do I need to spread them apart? | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14668/i-thought-about-going-on-an-all-almond-diet-but-thats-just-nuts https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14668-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Almond Diet Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I thought about going on an all almond diet... But that's just nuts! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14668-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Almond Diet Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I thought about going on an all almond diet... But that's just nuts! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14669/i-dont-play-soccer-because-i-enjoy-the-sport-i-do-it-for-the-kicks https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14669-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Soccer Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I dont play soccer because I enjoy the sport... I do it for the kicks! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14669-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Soccer Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I dont play soccer because I enjoy the sport... I do it for the kicks! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14670/i-love-cheesy-jokes-about-eyes-the-cornea-the-better https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14670-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Cheesy Jokes About Eyes Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I love cheesy jokes about eyes... The cornea the better! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14670-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Cheesy Jokes About Eyes Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I love cheesy jokes about eyes... The cornea the better! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14671/my-friend-joe-recently-went-on-the-dolly-parton-diet-it-really-made-joe-lean-joe-lean-joe https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14671-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Dolly Parton Diet Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: My friend Joe recently went on the Dolly Parton diet.... It really made Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe Lean, Joe leannnnn! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14671-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Dolly Parton Diet Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: My friend Joe recently went on the Dolly Parton diet.... It really made Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe Lean, Joe leannnnn! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14672/hey-thats-not-a-dad-bod-its-a-father-figure https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14672-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Dad Bod Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Hey, that's not a dad bod... It's a father figure! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14672-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Dad Bod Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Hey, that's not a dad bod... It's a father figure! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14673/what-did-the-0-say-to-the-8 https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14673-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Numbers Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Nice Belt! Answer:: What did the 0 say to the 8? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14673-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Numbers Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What did the 0 say to the 8? Answer:: Nice Belt! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14674/your-final-memory-will-be-going-down-a-dark-tunnel-with-a-light-at-the-end-thats-my-earliest https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14674-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Final Memory Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Your final memory will be going down a dark tunnel with a light at the end... That's my earliest memory too! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14674-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Final Memory Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Your final memory will be going down a dark tunnel with a light at the end... That's my earliest memory too! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14675/the-biggest-bra-made-for-horses-is-the-z-bra https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14675-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Bra Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: The biggest bra made for horses... Is the Z-bra! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14675-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Bra Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: The biggest bra made for horses... Is the Z-bra! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14676/ive-decided-to-quit-my-job-as-a-personal-trainer-because-im-not-big-enough-or-strong-enough https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14676-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Another Personal Trainer Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I've decided to quit my job as a personal trainer because I'm not big enough or strong enough... I've just handed in my TOO WEAK notice! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14676-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Another Personal Trainer Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I've decided to quit my job as a personal trainer because I'm not big enough or strong enough... I've just handed in my TOO WEAK notice! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14677/do-you-have-a-date-for-valentines-day https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14677-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Valentines Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Yeah, it's February 14th. Answer:: Do you have a date for Valentine's Day? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14677-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Valentines Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Do you have a date for Valentine's Day? Answer:: Yeah, it's February 14th. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14678/how-can-you-tell-when-youve-reached-middles-age https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14678-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Middle Age Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: When you're faced with two temptations and you choose the one that'll get you home at 9 o'clock. Answer:: How can you tell when you've reached middles age? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14678-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Middle Age Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: How can you tell when you've reached middles age? Answer:: When you're faced with two temptations and you choose the one that'll get you home at 9 o'clock. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14679/i-saw-a-dwarf-climbing-down-a-prison-wall https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14679-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Dwarf Prisoner Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: I thought to my self, "that's a little condescending" Answer:: I saw a dwarf climbing down a prison wall! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14679-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Dwarf Prisoner Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I saw a dwarf climbing down a prison wall! Answer:: I thought to my self, "that's a little condescending" | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14680/what-part-of-the-hospital-has-the-least-privacy https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14680-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Hospital Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: The ICU! Answer:: What part of the hospital has the least privacy? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14680-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Hospital Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What part of the hospital has the least privacy? Answer:: The ICU! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14681/if-anyone-gets-a-message-from-me-about-canned-meat-dont-open-it-its-spam https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14681-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Canned Meat Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: If anyone gets a message from me about canned meat dont open it... It's Spam! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14681-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Canned Meat Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: If anyone gets a message from me about canned meat dont open it... It's Spam! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14682/midwives-deserve-a-lot-of-respect-they-really-help-people-out https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14682-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Midwife Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Midwives deserve a lot of respect... They really help people out! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14682-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Midwife Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Midwives deserve a lot of respect... They really help people out! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14683/what-should-you-do-with-all-your-spare-umbrellas https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14683-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Umbrella Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Save them for a rainy day! Answer:: What should you do with all your spare umbrellas? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14683-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Umbrella Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What should you do with all your spare umbrellas? Answer:: Save them for a rainy day! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14684/do-cannabis-farmers-use-weed-killer https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14684-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Cannabis Farmers Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Do cannabis farmers use weed killer? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14684-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Cannabis Farmers Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Do cannabis farmers use weed killer? Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14685/who-hides-in-the-bakery-at-christmas https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14685-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Christmas Bakery Hideaway Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: A mince spy! Answer:: Who hides in the bakery at christmas? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14685-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Christmas Bakery Hideaway Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Who hides in the bakery at christmas? Answer:: A mince spy! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14686/did-you-know-that-in-hawaii-its-actually-illegal-to-laugh-loudly https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14686-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg It%27s illegal to laugh loudly in Hawaii joke Square Joke Meme Joke: You have to keep it to A-Lo-Ha! Answer:: Did you know that in Hawaii, its actually illegal to laugh loudly? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14686-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg It%27s illegal to laugh loudly in Hawaii joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Did you know that in Hawaii, its actually illegal to laugh loudly? Answer:: You have to keep it to A-Lo-Ha! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14687/i-had-to-fire-the-guy-who-cut-my-lawn-he-just-didnt-cut-it https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14687-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Gardener Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I had to fire the guy who cut my lawn... He just didn't cut it! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14687-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Gardener Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I had to fire the guy who cut my lawn... He just didn't cut it! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14688/the-doc-told-me-i-was-going-deaf-it-was-hard-to-hear https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14688-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Going Deaf Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: The Doc told me I was going deaf... It was hard to hear. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14688-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Going Deaf Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: The Doc told me I was going deaf... It was hard to hear. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14689/what-do-kangaroos-wear-to-work https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14689-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Kangaroo Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Jump suits. Answer:: What do kangaroos wear to work? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14689-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Kangaroo Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do kangaroos wear to work? Answer:: Jump suits. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14690/saturday-and-sundays-are-the-strongest-days-all-the-rest-are-weak-days https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14690-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Days of the weak joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Saturday and Sunday's are the strongest days... all the rest are weak days! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14690-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Days of the weak joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Saturday and Sunday's are the strongest days... all the rest are weak days! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14691/what-did-the-upset-toast-say-about-my-compliments https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14691-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Upset toast joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Don't butter me up. Answer:: What did the upset toast say about my compliments? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14691-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Upset toast joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What did the upset toast say about my compliments? Answer:: Don't butter me up. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14692/i-buy-all-my-weapons-from-a-guy-named-t-rex-hes-a-small-arms-dealer https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14692-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg I buy all my weapons from a guy named T-REX Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I buy all my weapons from a guy named T-REX... He's a small arms dealer! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14692-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg I buy all my weapons from a guy named T-REX Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I buy all my weapons from a guy named T-REX... He's a small arms dealer! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14693/a-train-worker-was-struck-by-lightning-he-was-a-great-conductor https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14693-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Train worker struck by lightning joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A train worker was struck by lightning... He was a great conductor! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14693-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Train worker struck by lightning joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A train worker was struck by lightning... He was a great conductor! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14694/the-guy-who-stole-my-ipad-he-should-facetime https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14694-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Ipad Thief Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: The guy who stole my iPad... He should FaceTime! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14694-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Ipad Thief Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: The guy who stole my iPad... He should FaceTime! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14695/tom-the-turkey-played-baseball-unfortunately-he-hit-a-fowl-ball https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14695-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Tom the turkey joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Tom the turkey played baseball... Unfortunately, he hit a fowl ball! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14695-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Tom the turkey joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Tom the turkey played baseball... Unfortunately, he hit a fowl ball! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14696/what-do-you-call-a-superhero-with-a-bad-sense-of-direction https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14696-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Superhero Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Wander Woman! Answer:: What do you call a superhero with a bad sense of direction? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14696-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Superhero Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you call a superhero with a bad sense of direction? Answer:: Wander Woman! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14697/how-do-you-cut-lightning https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14697-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Cut lightning joke Square Joke Meme Joke: With bolt cutters! Answer:: How do you cut lightning? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14697-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Cut lightning joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: How do you cut lightning? Answer:: With bolt cutters! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14698/why-cant-a-mountain-get-stronger https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14698-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Strong Mountain Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Because it's fitness level has peaked. Answer:: Why can't a mountain get stronger? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14698-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Strong Mountain Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why can't a mountain get stronger? Answer:: Because it's fitness level has peaked. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14699/why-couldnt-the-green-pepper-practice-archery https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14699-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Green Pepper Archer Square Joke Meme Joke: Because it didn't habanero! Answer:: Why couldn't the green pepper practice archery? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14699-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Green Pepper Archer Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why couldn't the green pepper practice archery? Answer:: Because it didn't habanero! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14700/since-mary-is-the-mother-of-jesus-and-jesus-is-the-lamb-of-god-does-that-mean-mary-had-a-little https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14700-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Mother of Jesus Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Since Mary is the mother of Jesus and Jesus is the lamb of God... Does that mean Mary had a little lamb? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14700-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Mother of Jesus Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Since Mary is the mother of Jesus and Jesus is the lamb of God... Does that mean Mary had a little lamb? Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14701/i-told-my-girlfriend-she-drew-her-eyebrows-too-high-she-seemed-surprised https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14701-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Girlfriends Eyebrows Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14701-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Girlfriends Eyebrows Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14702/why-did-the-art-thiefs-van-run-out-of-gas-as-he-drove-away-from-the-museum https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14702-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Art Museum Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Because he had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh. Answer:: Why did the art thief's van run out of gas as he drove away from the museum? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14702-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Art Museum Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why did the art thief's van run out of gas as he drove away from the museum? Answer:: Because he had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14703/my-wife-asked-me-to-clear-the-dining-tablei-had-to-get-a-running-start-but-i-made-it https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14703-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Clear the table joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: My wife asked me to clear the dining table...I had to get a running start but I made it! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14703-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Clear the table joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: My wife asked me to clear the dining table...I had to get a running start but I made it! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14704/why-do-crabs-never-give-to-charity https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14704-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Crabs Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Because they're shellfish (slefish) creatures. Answer:: Why do crabs never give to charity? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14704-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Crabs Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why do crabs never give to charity? Answer:: Because they're shellfish (slefish) creatures. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14705/why-cant-ticks-keep-a-secret https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14705-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Tick Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Everyone knows a Tic Toks. Answer:: Why can't ticks keep a secret? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14705-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Tick Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why can't ticks keep a secret? Answer:: Everyone knows a Tic Toks. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14706/there-is-a-thin-line-between-a-numerator-and-a-denominator-and-only-a-fraction-of-people-can https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14706-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Thin Line Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: There is a thin line between a numerator and a denominator... And only a fraction of people can understand that. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14706-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Thin Line Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: There is a thin line between a numerator and a denominator... And only a fraction of people can understand that. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14707/i-like-telling-dad-jokes-sometimes-he-laughs https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14707-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Telling dad jokes Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I like telling Dad jokes. Sometimes he laughs! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14707-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Telling dad jokes Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I like telling Dad jokes. Sometimes he laughs! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14708/why-do-melons-have-weddings https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14708-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Melon Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Because they cantaloupe! Answer:: Why do melons have weddings? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14708-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Melon Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why do melons have weddings? Answer:: Because they cantaloupe! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14709/did-you-hear-about-the-guy-who-fell-into-the-well-it-turns-out-he-couldnt-see-that-well https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14709-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Guy Fell Into A Well Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Did you hear about the guy who fell into the well? It turns out he couldn't see that well. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14709-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Guy Fell Into A Well Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Did you hear about the guy who fell into the well? It turns out he couldn't see that well. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14710/i-had-to-break-up-with-my-tennis-player-girlfriend-love-meant-nothing-to-her https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14710-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Tennis Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I had to break up with my tennis player girlfriend... Love meant nothing to her! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14710-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Tennis Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I had to break up with my tennis player girlfriend... Love meant nothing to her! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14711/wild-falcons-live-to-be-about-13-so-all-the-falcons-in-the-world-today-were-born-in-the-21st https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14711-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Wild Falcons Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Wild falcons live to be about 13, so all the falcons in the world today were born in the 21st century... They're millennial falcons! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14711-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Wild Falcons Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Wild falcons live to be about 13, so all the falcons in the world today were born in the 21st century... They're millennial falcons! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14712/tonight-were-having-himalayan-rabbit-stew-for-dinner-we-found-him-a-layan-in-the-road https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14712-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Himalayan rabbit stew joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Tonight we're having Himalayan rabbit stew for dinner. We found him-a-layan in the road. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14712-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Himalayan rabbit stew joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Tonight we're having Himalayan rabbit stew for dinner. We found him-a-layan in the road. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14715/if-anyone-knows-how-to-fix-broken-hinges-my-door-is-always-open https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14715-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Broken Hinges Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: If anyone knows how to fix broken hinges... My door is always open. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14715-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Broken Hinges Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: If anyone knows how to fix broken hinges... My door is always open. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14716/why-did-the-teddy-bear-say-no-to-dessert https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14716-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Teddy Bear Dessert Square Joke Meme Joke: Because he was stuffed! Answer:: Why did the Teddy Bear say no to dessert? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14716-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Teddy Bear Dessert Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why did the Teddy Bear say no to dessert? Answer:: Because he was stuffed! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14717/what-do-you-get-when-you-cross-a-four-leaf-clover-with-poison-ivy https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14717-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Four Leaf Clover Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: A rash of good luck. Answer:: What do you get when you cross a four-leaf clover with poison ivy? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14717-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Four Leaf Clover Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you get when you cross a four-leaf clover with poison ivy? Answer:: A rash of good luck. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14718/what-do-you-call-a-crocodile-with-gps https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14718-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Crocodile with GPS Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: A Navi-gator. Answer:: What do you call a crocodile with GPS? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14718-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Crocodile with GPS Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you call a crocodile with GPS? Answer:: A Navi-gator. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14719/what-do-you-get-when-you-cross-a-dinosaur-and-a-pig https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14719-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg A dinosaur and a pig joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Jurassic Pork. Answer:: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a pig? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14719-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg A dinosaur and a pig joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a pig? Answer:: Jurassic Pork. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14720/did-you-hear-about-the-zoo-where-the-only-exhibit-was-a-dog https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14720-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Dog Zoo Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: It was a shih tzu. Answer:: Did you hear about the zoo where the only exhibit was a dog? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14720-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Dog Zoo Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Did you hear about the zoo where the only exhibit was a dog? Answer:: It was a shih tzu. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14721/why-did-the-mafia-cross-the-road https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14721-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Mafia cross the road Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Forget about it. Answer:: Why did the Mafia cross the road? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14721-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Mafia cross the road Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why did the Mafia cross the road? Answer:: Forget about it. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14722/why-arent-dogs-good-dancers https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14722-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Dancing Dog Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Because they have two left feet! Answer:: Why aren't dogs good dancers? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14722-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Dancing Dog Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why aren't dogs good dancers? Answer:: Because they have two left feet! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14723/how-many-dancers-does-it-take-to-change-a-light-bulb https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14723-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Dancers Change a Light Bulb Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Five! ... Six! ... Seven! ... Eight! Answer:: How many dancers does it take to change a light bulb? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14723-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Dancers Change a Light Bulb Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: How many dancers does it take to change a light bulb? Answer:: Five! ... Six! ... Seven! ... Eight! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14724/what-do-you-call-a-guy-with-no-arms-and-no-legs-in-a-pot-of-boiling-water https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14724-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Guy with no arms and no legs%2C in a pot of boiling water joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Stu. Answer:: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, in a pot of boiling water? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14724-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Guy with no arms and no legs%2C in a pot of boiling water joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, in a pot of boiling water? Answer:: Stu. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14725/what-do-you-get-if-you-eat-onions-on-your-beans https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14725-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Onions and beans joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Tear gas. Answer:: What do you get if you eat onions on your beans? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14725-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Onions and beans joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you get if you eat onions on your beans? Answer:: Tear gas. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14726/why-shouldnt-snowmen-get-angry https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14726-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Angry Snowman Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Because if they get too heated, they have a meltdown. Answer:: Why shouldn't snowmen get angry? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14726-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Angry Snowman Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why shouldn't snowmen get angry? Answer:: Because if they get too heated, they have a meltdown. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14727/why-did-the-snow-plows-ask-for-a-raise https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14727-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Snow plow joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Because theyre just scraping by. Answer:: Why did the snow plows ask for a raise? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14727-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Snow plow joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why did the snow plows ask for a raise? Answer:: Because theyre just scraping by. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14728/what-do-you-call-a-football-player-that-likes-dad-jokes https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14728-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Football player who likes dad jokes Square Joke Meme Joke: A Pun-Ter. Answer:: What do you call a football player that likes dad jokes? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14728-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Football player who likes dad jokes Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you call a football player that likes dad jokes? Answer:: A Pun-Ter. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14729/whats-a-nachos-favorite-dance https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14729-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Nacho%27s favorite dance joke Square Joke Meme Joke: The salsa! Answer:: What's a nacho's favorite dance? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14729-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Nacho%27s favorite dance joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What's a nacho's favorite dance? Answer:: The salsa! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14730/why-dont-zombies-care-about-looks https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14730-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Zombie looks joke Square Joke Meme Joke: They only love you for your brains. Answer:: Why dont zombies care about looks? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14730-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Zombie looks joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why dont zombies care about looks? Answer:: They only love you for your brains. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14731/what-was-the-goal-of-the-detective-duck https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14731-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Detective duck joke Square Joke Meme Joke: To quack the case. Answer:: What was the goal of the detective duck? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14731-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Detective duck joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What was the goal of the detective duck? Answer:: To quack the case. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14732/why-did-the-baker-open-a-tortilla-factory https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14732-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Tortilla Factory Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: For the extra dough! Answer:: Why did the baker open a tortilla factory? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14732-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Tortilla Factory Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why did the baker open a tortilla factory? Answer:: For the extra dough! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14733/how-did-the-caveman-survive-the-asteroid-that-killed-the-dinosaurs https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14733-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Caveman Survival Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Social Distancing. They kept 56 million years apart. Answer:: How did the caveman survive the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14733-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Caveman Survival Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: How did the caveman survive the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs? Answer:: Social Distancing. They kept 56 million years apart. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14734/what-do-robots-have-with-their-guacamole https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14734-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Robot Guacamole Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Computer chips. Answer:: What do robots have with their guacamole? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14734-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Robot Guacamole Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do robots have with their guacamole? Answer:: Computer chips. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14735/why-did-the-football-player-bring-string-to-the-game https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14735-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg String to the game joke Square Joke Meme Joke: So he could tie the score. Answer:: Why did the football player bring string to the game? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14735-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg String to the game joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why did the football player bring string to the game? Answer:: So he could tie the score. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14736/whats-worse-than-raining-cats-and-dogs https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14736-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Worse than raining cats and dogs joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Hailing taxi cabs. Answer:: What's worse than raining cats and dogs? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14736-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Worse than raining cats and dogs joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What's worse than raining cats and dogs? Answer:: Hailing taxi cabs. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14737/why-did-the-boy-put-candy-under-his-pillow https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14737-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Candy under pillow joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Because he wanted sweet dreams. Answer:: Why did the boy put candy under his pillow? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14737-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Candy under pillow joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why did the boy put candy under his pillow? Answer:: Because he wanted sweet dreams. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14738/did-you-hear-about-the-mathematician-who-was-afraid-of-negatives https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14738-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Mathematician who was afraid of negatives jokes Square Joke Meme Joke: He'd stop at nothing to avoid them. Answer:: Did you hear about the mathematician who was afraid of negatives? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14738-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Mathematician who was afraid of negatives jokes Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Did you hear about the mathematician who was afraid of negatives? Answer:: He'd stop at nothing to avoid them. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14739/why-are-stegosauruses-such-good-volleyball-players https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14739-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Stegosauruses joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Because they can really spike the ball. Answer:: Why are stegosauruses, such good volleyball players? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14739-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Stegosauruses joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why are stegosauruses, such good volleyball players? Answer:: Because they can really spike the ball. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14740/what-did-the-chocolate-syrup-say-to-the-ice-cream https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14740-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Chocolate syrup ice cream joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Im sweet on you. Answer:: What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14740-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Chocolate syrup ice cream joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream? Answer:: Im sweet on you. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14741/why-are-they-called-humming-birds https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14741-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Humming bird joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Because they can't remember the words. Answer:: Why are they called humming birds? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14741-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Humming bird joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why are they called humming birds? Answer:: Because they can't remember the words. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14742/what-does-a-caveman-give-his-wife-on-valentines-day https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14742-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Caveman Valentine%E2%80%99s Day Square Joke Meme Joke: Ughs and kisses. Answer:: What does a caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14742-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Caveman Valentine%E2%80%99s Day Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What does a caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day? Answer:: Ughs and kisses. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14743/how-do-you-catch-an-unusual-rabbit https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14743-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Unusual rabbit joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Unique up on him. Answer:: How do you catch an unusual rabbit? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14743-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Unusual rabbit joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: How do you catch an unusual rabbit? Answer:: Unique up on him. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14744/what-was-the-most-popular-dance-in-1776 https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14744-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Popular dance in 1776 joke Square Joke Meme Joke: The Indepen-dance. Answer:: What was the most popular dance in 1776? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14744-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Popular dance in 1776 joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What was the most popular dance in 1776? Answer:: The Indepen-dance. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14745/did-you-hear-about-the-dog-that-ate-the-scrabble-tiles https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14745-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Scrabble tiles joke Square Joke Meme Joke: He kept leaving little messages around the house. Answer:: Did you hear about the dog that ate the Scrabble tiles? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14745-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Scrabble tiles joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Did you hear about the dog that ate the Scrabble tiles? Answer:: He kept leaving little messages around the house. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14746/what-do-you-call-an-avocado-in-church https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14746-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg An avocado in church joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Holy Guacamole! Answer:: What do you call an avocado in church? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14746-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg An avocado in church joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you call an avocado in church? Answer:: Holy Guacamole! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14747/whats-a-cats-favourite-nursery-rhyme https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14747-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Cat%27s Favorite Nursery Rhyme Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Three blind mice. Answer:: What's a cat's favourite nursery rhyme? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14747-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Cat%27s Favorite Nursery Rhyme Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What's a cat's favourite nursery rhyme? Answer:: Three blind mice. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14748/why-shouldnt-you-fall-in-love-with-a-pastry-chef https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14748-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Pastry chef love joke Square Joke Meme Joke: He'll dessert you. Answer:: Why shouldn't you fall in love with a pastry chef? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14748-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Pastry chef love joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why shouldn't you fall in love with a pastry chef? Answer:: He'll dessert you. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14749/what-do-dinosaurs-use-on-the-floors-of-their-kitchens https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14749-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Dinosaurs floors joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Reptiles. Answer:: What do dinosaurs use on the floors of their kitchens? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14749-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Dinosaurs floors joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do dinosaurs use on the floors of their kitchens? Answer:: Reptiles. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14750/whats-the-best-way-to-cook-an-alligator https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14750-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Cook an alligator joke Square Joke Meme Joke: In a CrockPot. Answer:: What's the best way to cook an alligator? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14750-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Cook an alligator joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What's the best way to cook an alligator? Answer:: In a CrockPot. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14751/when-gathering-berries-you-have-to-be-picky https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14751-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Picking Berries Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: When Gathering Berries... You have to be picky! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14751-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Picking Berries Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: When Gathering Berries... You have to be picky! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14752/a-fifteen-year-old-amish-boy-and-his-father-visited-the-city-for-the-very-first-time-they-wandered https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14752-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Amish Elevator Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A fifteen-year-old Amish boy and his father visited the city for the very first time. They wandered around, marveling at the different sights. Eventua... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14752-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Amish Elevator Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A fifteen-year-old Amish boy and his father visited the city for the very first time. They wandered around, marveling at the different sights. Eventu... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14753/89-year-old-bob-was-stopped-by-the-police-around-2-am-and-was-asked-where-he-was-going-at-that https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14753-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Getting Lectured Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: 89-year-old Bob was stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and was asked where he was going at that time of night. Bob replied, "I'm on my way to a lectu... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14753-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Getting Lectured Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: 89-year-old Bob was stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and was asked where he was going at that time of night. Bob replied, "I'm on my way to a... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14754/a-young-guy-from-newfoundland-moves-to-british-columbia-and-goes-to-a-big-everything-under-one https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14754-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg New Salesmen Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A young guy from Newfoundland moves to British Columbia and goes to a big "everything under one roof" department store looking for a job. The Manager... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14754-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg New Salesmen Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A young guy from Newfoundland moves to British Columbia and goes to a big "everything under one roof" department store looking for a job. T... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14755/i-dont-want-to-get-to-technical-but-chemists-think-alcohol-is-a-solution https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14755-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Chemist Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I don't want to get to technical but... Chemists think alcohol is a solution! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14755-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Chemist Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I don't want to get to technical but... Chemists think alcohol is a solution! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14756/what-happens-when-a-frog-illegally-parks https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14756-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Frog Parking Only Square Joke Meme Joke: It gets toad! Answer:: What happens when a frog illegally parks? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14756-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Frog Parking Only Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What happens when a frog illegally parks? Answer:: It gets toad! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14757/if-two-vegans-get-into-an-argument-is-it-still-considered-a-beef https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14757-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Vegan Argument Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: If two vegans get into an argument... is it still considered a beef? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14757-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Vegan Argument Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: If two vegans get into an argument... is it still considered a beef? Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14758/a-sheep-a-drum-and-a-snake-fall-down-a-cliff-baa-dumm-tss https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14758-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg A really dumb dad joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A sheep, a drum and a snake fall down a cliff... Baa-dumm-tss. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14758-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg A really dumb dad joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A sheep, a drum and a snake fall down a cliff... Baa-dumm-tss. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14759/statistically-6-out-of-7-dwarves-are-not-happy https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14759-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Happy Dwarf Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14759-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Happy Dwarf Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14760/i-keep-a-picture-of-my-wife-and-kids-in-my-wallet-it-reminds-me-of-why-there-is-no-money-there https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14760-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Wife and Kids Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I keep a picture of my wife and kids in my wallet... It reminds me of why there is no money there! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14760-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Wife and Kids Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I keep a picture of my wife and kids in my wallet... It reminds me of why there is no money there! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14761/we-all-know-where-the-big-apple-is-but-does-anyone-know-where-the-minneapolis https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14761-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Minneapolis joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: We all know where the Big Apple is, but does anyone know where the Minneapolis? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14761-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Minneapolis joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: We all know where the Big Apple is, but does anyone know where the Minneapolis? Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14762/seven-days-without-a-taco-makes-juan-weak https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14762-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Taco Tuesday Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Seven days without a taco makes Juan weak! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14762-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Taco Tuesday Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Seven days without a taco makes Juan weak! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14763/i-have-a-chicken-proof-lawn-its-impeckable https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14763-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Nice Lawn Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I have a chicken-proof lawn... It's impeckable! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14763-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Nice Lawn Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I have a chicken-proof lawn... It's impeckable! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14764/why-didnt-the-toilet-paper-make-it-across-the-road https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14764-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Toilet Paper Cross The Road Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: It got stuck in a crack. Answer:: Why didnt the toilet paper make it across the road? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14764-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Toilet Paper Cross The Road Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why didnt the toilet paper make it across the road? Answer:: It got stuck in a crack. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14765/what-do-you-get-if-you-cross-star-wars-and-a-pirate https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14765-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Star Wars Pirate Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Aaaarr2-D2! Answer:: What do you get if you cross Star Wars and a Pirate? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14765-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Star Wars Pirate Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you get if you cross Star Wars and a Pirate? Answer:: Aaaarr2-D2! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14766/where-did-george-washington-get-his-hatchet https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14766-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg George Washington%27s Hatchet Square Joke Meme Joke: At the chopping mall. Answer:: Where did George Washington get his hatchet? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14766-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg George Washington%27s Hatchet Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Where did George Washington get his hatchet? Answer:: At the chopping mall. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14767/what-do-you-call-a-duck-on-the-4th-of-july https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14767-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg 4th of July Duck Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: A fire quacker. Answer:: What do you call a duck on the 4th of July? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14767-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg 4th of July Duck Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you call a duck on the 4th of July? Answer:: A fire quacker. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14768/what-stays-in-one-corner-but-goes-all-over-the-us https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14768-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Stuck in a corner Square Joke Meme Joke: A stamp. Answer:: What stays in one corner but goes all over the US? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14768-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Stuck in a corner Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What stays in one corner but goes all over the US? Answer:: A stamp. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14769/where-was-the-declaration-of-independence-signed https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14769-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Declaration of Independence Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: At the bottom. Answer:: Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14769-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Declaration of Independence Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? Answer:: At the bottom. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14770/what-did-the-flag-say-to-the-flagpole https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14770-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Flag and Flagpole Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Nothing, it just waived. Answer:: What did the flag say to the flagpole? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14770-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Flag and Flagpole Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What did the flag say to the flagpole? Answer:: Nothing, it just waived. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14771/whats-red-white-and-blue-and-green https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14771-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Red%2C White%2C Blue and Green Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: A seasick Uncle Sam. Answer:: What's red, white and blue, and green? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14771-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Red%2C White%2C Blue and Green Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What's red, white and blue, and green? Answer:: A seasick Uncle Sam. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14772/i-have-a-joke-about-pizza-its-a-little-cheesy https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14772-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Pizza Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I have a joke about pizza... It's a little cheesy! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14772-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Pizza Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I have a joke about pizza... It's a little cheesy! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14773/why-do-leprechauns-like-to-garden https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14773-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Leprechaun%27s garden joke Square Joke Meme Joke: They have green thumbs! Answer:: Why do Leprechauns like to garden? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14773-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Leprechaun%27s garden joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why do Leprechauns like to garden? Answer:: They have green thumbs! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14774/what-kind-of-cheese-can-never-be-yours https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14774-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Not your cheese joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Nacho Cheese! Answer:: What kind of cheese can never be yours? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14774-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Not your cheese joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What kind of cheese can never be yours? Answer:: Nacho Cheese! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14775/why-do-tigers-have-stripes https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14775-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Tiger Stripes Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: So they don't get spotted! Answer:: Why do tigers have stripes? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14775-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Tiger Stripes Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why do tigers have stripes? Answer:: So they don't get spotted! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14777/why-did-the-butcher-work-extra-hours-at-the-shop https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14777-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Butcher Overtime Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: To make ends meat. Answer:: Why did the butcher work extra hours at the shop? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14777-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Butcher Overtime Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why did the butcher work extra hours at the shop? Answer:: To make ends meat. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14778/what-music-do-optometrists-listen-to https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14778-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Optometrist Music Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: iTunes. Answer:: What music do optometrists listen to? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14778-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Optometrist Music Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What music do optometrists listen to? Answer:: iTunes. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14779/why-dont-koala-bears-hang-around-other-bears https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14779-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Koala Bear Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Because they don't meet the koala-fications. Answer:: Why don't koala bears hang around other bears? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14779-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Koala Bear Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why don't koala bears hang around other bears? Answer:: Because they don't meet the koala-fications. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14780/what-is-the-funniest-landscape https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14780-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Landscape Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Hill areas! Answer:: What is the funniest landscape? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14780-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Landscape Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What is the funniest landscape? Answer:: Hill areas! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14781/how-does-a-japanese-dog-say-hello https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14781-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Japanese Dog Hello Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Konnichi wa wa! Answer:: How does a Japanese dog say hello? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14781-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Japanese Dog Hello Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: How does a Japanese dog say hello? Answer:: Konnichi wa wa! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14782/what-kind-of-wave-do-tiny-surfers-ride https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14782-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Tiny Surfer Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Microwaves. Answer:: What kind of wave do tiny surfers ride? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14782-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Tiny Surfer Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What kind of wave do tiny surfers ride? Answer:: Microwaves. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14792/what-screams-im-insecure https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14792-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Insecure Http Joke Meme Square Joke Meme Joke: http://! Answer:: What screams "I'm insecure"? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14792-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Insecure Http Joke Meme Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What screams "I'm insecure"? Answer:: http://! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14793/yo-mama-so-fat-she-blocked-the-suez-canal https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14793-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Yo Mama So Fat Suez Canal Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Yo mama so fat, she blocked the Suez Canal! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14793-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Yo Mama So Fat Suez Canal Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Yo mama so fat, she blocked the Suez Canal! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14797/my-psychiatrist-told-me-im-going-crazy-i-told-him-if-you-dont-mind-id-like-a-second https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14797-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg A Second Opinion Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: My psychiatrist told me I'm going crazy. I told him, "If you don't mind, I'd like a second opinion." He said, "All right. You're ugly too!" | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14797-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg A Second Opinion Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: My psychiatrist told me I'm going crazy. I told him, "If you don't mind, I'd like a second opinion." He said, "All right. You're ugly... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14798/what-is-the-capital-of-texas https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14798-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Texas Capital Square Joke Meme Joke: The T! Answer:: What is the capital of Texas? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14798-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Texas Capital Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What is the capital of Texas? Answer:: The T! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14799/what-did-one-light-say-to-the-other-light https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14799-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Talking Lights Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: I like you a watt! Answer:: What did one light say to the other light? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14799-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Talking Lights Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What did one light say to the other light? Answer:: I like you a watt! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14800/two-blonds-are-trying-to-unlock-their-car-the-first-blond-tries-to-unlock-it-with-a-coat-hanger https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14800-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Two Blonds Unlocking The Car Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Two blonds are trying to unlock their car. The first blond tries to unlock it with a coat hanger. The second blond says, "Hurry up it's starting to ra... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14800-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Two Blonds Unlocking The Car Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Two blonds are trying to unlock their car. The first blond tries to unlock it with a coat hanger. The second blond says, "Hurry up it's starting... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14801/stupid-people-are-like-glow-sticks-i-want-to-snap-them-and-shake-the-crap-out-of-them-until-the https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14801-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Stupid People Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Stupid people are like glow sticks. I want to snap them and shake the crap out of them until the light comes on! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14801-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Stupid People Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Stupid people are like glow sticks. I want to snap them and shake the crap out of them until the light comes on! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14802/if-you-smoke-weed-you-get-high-if-you-read-books-you-get-educated-if-you-do-both-you-get https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14802-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Weed and Books Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: If you smoke weed, you get high. If you read books, you get educated. If you do both, you get highly educated. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14802-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Weed and Books Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: If you smoke weed, you get high. If you read books, you get educated. If you do both, you get highly educated. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14803/a-wife-treats-her-husband-by-taking-him-to-a-strip-club-for-his-birthday-at-the-club-the https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14803-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Husband%27s Birthday Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A wife treats her husband by taking him to a strip club for his birthday... At the club, the doorman says, "Hi Jim, how are you?" The wife asks, "How... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14803-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Husband%27s Birthday Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A wife treats her husband by taking him to a strip club for his birthday... At the club, the doorman says, "Hi Jim, how are you?" The wife... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14805/whenever-i-try-and-eat-healthy-a-chocolate-bar-looks-at-me-and-snickers https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14805-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Breakfast Bar Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Whenever I try and eat healthy a chocolate bar looks at me and snickers! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14805-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Breakfast Bar Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Whenever I try and eat healthy a chocolate bar looks at me and snickers! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14806/what-did-the-egg-say-when-the-easter-bunny-told-a-joke https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14806-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Egg and Easter Bunny Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: You really crack me up! Answer:: What did the egg say when the Easter Bunny told a joke? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14806-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Egg and Easter Bunny Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What did the egg say when the Easter Bunny told a joke? Answer:: You really crack me up! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14807/why-did-the-easter-egg-hide https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14807-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Hide the Easter Egg Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Because it was a little chicken. Answer:: Why did the Easter Egg hide? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14807-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Hide the Easter Egg Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why did the Easter Egg hide? Answer:: Because it was a little chicken. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14808/what-do-you-call-the-easter-bunny-the-monday-after-easter https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14808-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Day after Easter Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Eggs-hausted! Answer:: What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14808-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Day after Easter Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter? Answer:: Eggs-hausted! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14809/what-do-you-call-a-rabbit-that-tells-a-good-joke https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14809-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Rabbit Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: A Funny Bunny! Answer:: What do you call a rabbit that tells a good joke? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14809-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Rabbit Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you call a rabbit that tells a good joke? Answer:: A Funny Bunny! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14810/what-do-you-call-a-rabbit-with-fleas https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14810-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Rabbit with Fleas Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Bugs Bunny! Answer:: What do you call a rabbit with fleas? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14810-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Rabbit with Fleas Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Answer:: Bugs Bunny! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14811/what-kind-of-music-does-the-easter-bunny-like https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14811-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Easter Bunny Music Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Hip Hop! Answer:: What kind of music does the Easter Bunny like? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14811-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Easter Bunny Music Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What kind of music does the Easter Bunny like? Answer:: Hip Hop! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14812/easter-egg-hunts-are-proof-kids-can-find-things-if-they-really-want-to https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14812-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Easter Egg Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Easter egg hunts are proof kids can find things if they really want to. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14812-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Easter Egg Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Easter egg hunts are proof kids can find things if they really want to. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14813/cop-whats-in-the-bottle-lady-just-water-cop-maam-thats-wine-lady-omg-jesus-did-it https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14813-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Don%27t Drink and Drive Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Cop, "What's in the bottle." Lady, "Just water." Cop, "Ma'am that's wine!" Lady, "OMG, Jesus did it again!" | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14813-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Don%27t Drink and Drive Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Cop, "What's in the bottle." Lady, "Just water." Cop, "Ma'am that's wine!" Lady, "OMG, Jesus did it again!" Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14815/i-was-behind-a-grandfather-and-his-badly-behaved-grandson-he-has-his-hands-full-with-the-child https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14815-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg A trip to the store with grandpa Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I was behind a grandfather and his badly-behaved grandson. He has his hands full with the child screaming for lollies, biscuits, all sorts of things.... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14815-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg A trip to the store with grandpa Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I was behind a grandfather and his badly-behaved grandson. He has his hands full with the child screaming for lollies, biscuits, all sorts of things.... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14816/i-want-to-lose-weight-but-i-dont-want-to-get-caught-up-in-one-of-those-eat-right-and-exercise https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14816-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Weight loss scam joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I want to lose weight but I don't want to get caught up in one of those "eat right and exercise" scams. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14816-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Weight loss scam joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I want to lose weight but I don't want to get caught up in one of those "eat right and exercise" scams. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14817/yesterday-i-saw-a-book-called-how-to-solve-50-of-your-problems-so-i-bought-two https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14817-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg How to solve 100%25 of your problems Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Yesterday I saw a book called "How to solve 50% of your problems", so I bought two. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14817-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg How to solve 100%25 of your problems Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Yesterday I saw a book called "How to solve 50% of your problems", so I bought two. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14818/where-does-the-easter-bunny-go-for-new-tails https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14818-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Easter Bunny Tail Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: To the retail store. Answer:: Where does the Easter Bunny go for new tails? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14818-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Easter Bunny Tail Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Where does the Easter Bunny go for new tails? Answer:: To the retail store. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14819/i-never-called-you-stupid-but-when-i-asked-you-to-spell-orange-and-you-asked-me-the-fruit-or https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14819-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg How do you spell orange joke. Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I never called you stupid, but when I asked you to spell "orange", and you asked me the fruit or the color it kinda caught me off guard. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14819-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg How do you spell orange joke. Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I never called you stupid, but when I asked you to spell "orange", and you asked me the fruit or the color it kinda caught me off guard. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14820/my-wife-had-her-driving-test-today-she-got-eight-out-of-ten-the-other-two-jumped-out-of-the-way https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14820-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Wife%27s driving test joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: My wife had her driving test today. She got eight out of ten. The other two jumped out of the way! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14820-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Wife%27s driving test joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: My wife had her driving test today. She got eight out of ten. The other two jumped out of the way! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14821/heard-a-dr-on-tv-saying-in-this-time-of-coronavirus-staying-at-home-we-should-focus-on-inner https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14821-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Finish what you started Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Heard a Dr. on TV saying in this time of Coronavirus staying at home we should focus on inner peace. To achieve this we should always finish things we... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14821-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Finish what you started Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Heard a Dr. on TV saying in this time of Coronavirus staying at home we should focus on inner peace. To achieve this we should always finish things w... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14822/so-i-woke-up-and-my-dog-is-laying-on-the-back-patio-covered-in-dirt-with-a-rabbit-in-his-mouth-the https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14822-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Dirty Rabbit Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: So I woke up and my dog is laying on the back patio covered in dirt with a rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit's not bloody, just dirty. My neighbor's kid... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14822-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Dirty Rabbit Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: So I woke up and my dog is laying on the back patio covered in dirt with a rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit's not bloody, just dirty. My neighbor's ki... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14823/im-actually-pretty-good-in-bed-i-hardly-ever-fall-out-anymore https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14823-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Good in bed joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I'm actually pretty good in bed. I hardly ever fall out anymore. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14823-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Good in bed joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I'm actually pretty good in bed. I hardly ever fall out anymore. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14824/im-going-to-start-collecting-highlighters-mark-my-words https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14824-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Highlighter Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I'm going to start collecting highlighters... mark my words! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14824-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Highlighter Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I'm going to start collecting highlighters... mark my words! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14825/a-farmer-drove-to-his-neighbors-house-and-knocked-on-the-door-a-boy-about-9-opened-the-door https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14825-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg A farmers daughter joke Square Joke Meme Joke: September 25th is National Daughters Day! Answer:: A farmer drove to his neighbor's house and knocked on the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door. "Is your dad home?", asked the farmer. "No, they went... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14825-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg A farmers daughter joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A farmer drove to his neighbor's house and knocked on the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door. "Is your dad home?", asked the farmer. &qu... Answer:: September 25th is National Daughters Day! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14826/why-did-the-nurse-need-a-red-pen-at-work https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14826-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Red Pen Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: In case she needed to draw blood.Fart.com Fun Fact: October 9th is National Emergency Nurses Day! Answer:: Why did the nurse need a red pen at work? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14826-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Red Pen Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why did the nurse need a red pen at work? Answer:: In case she needed to draw blood.Fart.com Fun Fact: October 9th is National Emergency Nurses Day! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14827/what-do-you-call-a-train-with-bubble-gum https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14827-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Bubble-gum train Square Joke Meme Joke: A chew-chew train! Answer:: What do you call a train with bubble-gum? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14827-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Bubble-gum train Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you call a train with bubble-gum? Answer:: A chew-chew train! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14828/if-a-pig-loses-his-voice-does-that-mean-hes-disgruntled https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14828-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Pig loses his voice Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: If a pig loses his voice, does that mean he's disgruntled? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14828-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Pig loses his voice Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: If a pig loses his voice, does that mean he's disgruntled? Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14829/why-did-the-pig-stand-in-the-middle-of-the-road https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14829-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Pig in the road joke. Square Joke Meme Joke: Because he was sooeecidal. Answer:: Why did the pig stand in the middle of the road? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14829-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Pig in the road joke. Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why did the pig stand in the middle of the road? Answer:: Because he was sooeecidal. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14831/what-do-you-call-a-pig-that-plays-basketball https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14831-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Basketball Pig Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: A ball hog. Answer:: What do you call a pig that plays basketball? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14831-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Basketball Pig Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you call a pig that plays basketball? Answer:: A ball hog. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14832/why-did-the-girl-pig-break-up-with-her-boyfriend https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14832-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Girl Pig Breakup Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Because he was a real boar! Answer:: Why did the girl pig break up with her boyfriend? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14832-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Girl Pig Breakup Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why did the girl pig break up with her boyfriend? Answer:: Because he was a real boar! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14833/what-do-you-call-a-pig-with-three-eyes https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14833-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Three Eyed Pig Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Piiig! Answer:: What do you call a pig with three eyes? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14833-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Three Eyed Pig Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you call a pig with three eyes? Answer:: Piiig! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14834/what-do-you-get-when-you-cross-a-pig-and-a-canary https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14834-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Cross a pig and an canary joke Square Joke Meme Joke: I don't know but, when it sits on the electric wires and sings, all your lights go out! Answer:: What do you get when you cross a pig and a canary? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14834-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Cross a pig and an canary joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you get when you cross a pig and a canary? Answer:: I don't know but, when it sits on the electric wires and sings, all your lights go out! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14835/what-do-you-call-pigs-that-write-each-other https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14835-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Pig letters Square Joke Meme Joke: Pen pals! Answer:: What do you call pigs that write each other? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14835-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Pig letters Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you call pigs that write each other? Answer:: Pen pals! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14836/did-3-laps-around-the-gym-today-couldnt-find-a-parking-spot-so-i-went-home https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14836-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Gym Day Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Did 3 laps around the gym today... Couldn't find a parking spot so I went home. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14836-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Gym Day Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Did 3 laps around the gym today... Couldn't find a parking spot so I went home. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14838/our-teacher-asked-what-my-favorite-animal-was-and-i-said-fried-chicken-she-said-i-wasnt https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14838-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Fried Chicken Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken." She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyon... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14838-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Fried Chicken Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken." She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, beca... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14839/did-you-hear-about-the-orchestra-that-got-electrocuted https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14839-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Orchestra Got Electrocuted Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: They're blaming the conductor. Answer:: Did you hear about the orchestra that got electrocuted? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14839-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Orchestra Got Electrocuted Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Did you hear about the orchestra that got electrocuted? Answer:: They're blaming the conductor. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14840/i-called-my-work-this-morning-and-said-sorry-boss-i-cant-come-in-today-i-have-a-wee-cough-he https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14840-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Sick With A Wee Cough Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I Called my work this morning and said, "Sorry boss, I can't come in today, I have a wee cough." He said, "You have a wee cough?" I said, "Really, Tha... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14840-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Sick With A Wee Cough Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I Called my work this morning and said, "Sorry boss, I can't come in today, I have a wee cough." He said, "You have a wee cough?"... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14841/yo-momma-so-ugly-the-whole-world-faked-a-virus-just-to-make-her-wear-a-mask https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14841-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Yo Momma So Ugly... Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Yo momma so ugly, the whole world faked a virus just to make her wear a mask! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14841-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Yo Momma So Ugly... Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Yo momma so ugly, the whole world faked a virus just to make her wear a mask! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14842/i-saw-a-2000-years-old-stain-it-was-from-ancient-greece https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14842-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg 2000 Year Old Stain Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I saw a 2000 years old stain... It was from ancient greece. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14842-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg 2000 Year Old Stain Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I saw a 2000 years old stain... It was from ancient greece. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14843/how-to-you-make-a-pirate-mad https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14843-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Make a Pirate Mad Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Take away the "P". Answer:: How to you make a Pirate mad? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14843-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Make a Pirate Mad Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: How to you make a Pirate mad? Answer:: Take away the "P". | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14844/what-did-the-sushi-say-to-the-bee https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14844-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Sushi Talking To Bee%27s Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Wasabi? Answer:: What did the sushi say to the bee? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14844-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Sushi Talking To Bee%27s Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What did the sushi say to the bee? Answer:: Wasabi? | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14845/comic-sans-implies-the-existence-of-tragic-sans https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14845-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Comic Sans Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Comic sans implies the existence of tragic sans. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14845-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Comic Sans Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Comic sans implies the existence of tragic sans. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14846/if-money-doesnt-grow-on-trees-then-why-do-banks-have-branches https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14846-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Money Grows On Trees Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: If money doesn't grow on trees, then why do banks have branches? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14846-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Money Grows On Trees Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: If money doesn't grow on trees, then why do banks have branches? Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14847/ive-started-my-new-job-at-the-toy-warehouse-there-are-only-two-of-us-that-work-on-a-production https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14847-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Dracula Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Ive started my new job at the toy warehouse. There are only two of us that work on a production line for Dracula figures. I have to make every second... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14847-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Dracula Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Ive started my new job at the toy warehouse. There are only two of us that work on a production line for Dracula figures. I have to make every second... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14848/my-neighbor-told-me-he-is-a-vegetarian-i-told-him-i-thought-that-was-a-big-missed-steak https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14848-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Vegetarian Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: My neighbor told me he is a vegetarian.⁠.. I told him I thought that was a big missed steak.⁠ | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14848-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Vegetarian Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: My neighbor told me he is a vegetarian.⁠.. I told him I thought that was a big missed steak.⁠ Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14849/how-do-we-know-that-trees-poop https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14849-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Trees Poop Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Because there are number 2 pencils. Answer:: How do we know that trees poop? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14849-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Trees Poop Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: How do we know that trees poop? Answer:: Because there are number 2 pencils. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14850/david-hasselhoff-walked-into-a-bar-and-ordered-a-drink-its-a-pleasure-to-serve-you-mr https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14850-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg David Hasselhoff walked into a bar joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: David Hasselhoff walked into a bar and ordered a drink. "It's a pleasure to serve you Mr. Hasselhoff," said the bartender. "Just call me Hoff," the ac... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14850-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg David Hasselhoff walked into a bar joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: David Hasselhoff walked into a bar and ordered a drink. "It's a pleasure to serve you Mr. Hasselhoff," said the bartender. "Just call... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14851/what-do-you-call-a-couple-who-share-an-amazon-account https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14851-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Shared Amazon Account Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Prime-Mates. Answer:: What do you call a couple who share an Amazon account? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14851-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Shared Amazon Account Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you call a couple who share an Amazon account? Answer:: Prime-Mates. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14852/when-i-was-young-air-at-gas-stations-was-free-now-they-charge-150-thats-inflation-for-you https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14852-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Gas Station Air Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: When I was young, air at gas stations was free. Now they charge $1.50... That's inflation for you! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14852-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Gas Station Air Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: When I was young, air at gas stations was free. Now they charge $1.50... That's inflation for you! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14853/what-is-blue-and-not-heavy https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14853-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Blue and Not Heavy Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Light blue. Answer:: What is blue and not heavy? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14853-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Blue and Not Heavy Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What is blue and not heavy? Answer:: Light blue. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14854/why-couldnt-the-flower-ride-its-bike https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14854-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Flower Ride Its Bike Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Because, it lost all it's petals. Answer:: Why couldn't the flower ride its bike? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14854-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Flower Ride Its Bike Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why couldn't the flower ride its bike? Answer:: Because, it lost all it's petals. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14855/if-your-home-doesnt-have-house-numbers-on-it-you-should-address-that https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14855-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg No House Numbers Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: If your home doesn't have house numbers on it, you should address that! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14855-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg No House Numbers Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: If your home doesn't have house numbers on it, you should address that! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14856/why-is-dark-spelled-with-a-k-and-not-a-c https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14856-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Dark Spelled With a K Square Joke Meme Joke: Because you cant "C" in the dark! Answer:: Why is "dark" spelled with a "K" and not a "C"? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14856-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Dark Spelled With a K Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why is "dark" spelled with a "K" and not a "C"? Answer:: Because you cant "C" in the dark! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14857/what-do-you-call-a-tree-that-does-science-experiments https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14857-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Tree Scientist Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Chemistree. Answer:: What do you call a tree that does science experiments? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14857-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Tree Scientist Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you call a tree that does science experiments? Answer:: Chemistree. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14858/my-earliest-childhood-memory-was-getting-my-first-pair-of-glasses-life-before-that-was-a-blur https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14858-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg My Earliest Childhood Memory Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: My earliest childhood memory was getting my first pair of glasses... Life before that was a blur. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14858-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg My Earliest Childhood Memory Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: My earliest childhood memory was getting my first pair of glasses... Life before that was a blur. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14859/whats-the-leading-cause-of-dry-skin https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14859-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Leading Cause of Dry Skin Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: A towel. Answer:: Whats the leading cause of dry skin? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14859-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Leading Cause of Dry Skin Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Whats the leading cause of dry skin? Answer:: A towel. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14860/what-kind-of-people-never-get-angry https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14860-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg People Who Never Get Angry Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Nomads! Answer:: What kind of people never get angry? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14860-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg People Who Never Get Angry Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What kind of people never get angry? Answer:: Nomads! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14861/why-was-the-picture-frame-sent-to-jail https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14861-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Jailed Picture Frame Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Because it was framed. Answer:: Why was the picture frame sent to jail? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14861-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Jailed Picture Frame Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why was the picture frame sent to jail? Answer:: Because it was framed. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14862/what-did-50-cent-do-when-he-was-hungry https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14862-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg 50 Cent Hungry Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: 58. Answer:: What did 50 Cent do when he was hungry? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14862-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg 50 Cent Hungry Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What did 50 Cent do when he was hungry? Answer:: 58. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14863/you-hear-what-the-elephant-said-to-the-naked-man https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14863-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Elephant and Naked Man Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: He said, "How do you breathe through something so small?"September 22nd is National Elephant Appreciation Day. Answer:: You hear what the elephant said to the naked man? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14863-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Elephant and Naked Man Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: You hear what the elephant said to the naked man? Answer:: He said, "How do you breathe through something so small?"September 22nd is National Elephant Appreciation Day. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14864/ive-been-diagnosed-with-kleptomania-but-im-taking-something-for-it https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14864-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Kleptomania Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I've been diagnosed with Kleptomania... but I'm taking something for it! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14864-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Kleptomania Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I've been diagnosed with Kleptomania... but I'm taking something for it! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14865/whats-an-astronauts-favorite-part-of-a-computer https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14865-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Astronaut%E2%80%99s Favorite Part Of A Computer Square Joke Meme Joke: The space bar. Answer:: Whats an astronauts favorite part of a computer? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14865-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Astronaut%E2%80%99s Favorite Part Of A Computer Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Whats an astronauts favorite part of a computer? Answer:: The space bar. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14866/i-was-going-to-tell-a-time-traveling-joke-but-you-guys-didnt-like-it https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14866-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Time Travel Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I was going to tell a time-traveling joke ...but you guys didn't like it. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14866-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Time Travel Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I was going to tell a time-traveling joke ...but you guys didn't like it. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14867/what-happens-when-a-strawberry-gets-run-over-crossing-the-street https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14867-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Strawberry Gets Run Over Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Traffic jam. Answer:: What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14867-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Strawberry Gets Run Over Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street? Answer:: Traffic jam. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14868/what-does-garlic-do-when-it-gets-hot https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14868-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Hot Garlic Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: It takes its cloves off. Answer:: What does garlic do when it gets hot? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14868-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Hot Garlic Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What does garlic do when it gets hot? Answer:: It takes its cloves off. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14869/what-do-clouds-wear https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14869-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Cloud Clothes Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Thunderwear. Answer:: What do clouds wear? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14869-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Cloud Clothes Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do clouds wear? Answer:: Thunderwear. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14870/what-do-you-call-a-fake-noodle https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14870-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Fake Noodle Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: An impasta.Fart.com Fun Fact: October 6 is National Noodle Day! Answer:: What do you call a fake noodle? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14870-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Fake Noodle Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you call a fake noodle? Answer:: An impasta.Fart.com Fun Fact: October 6 is National Noodle Day! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14871/how-do-you-get-a-good-price-on-a-sled https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14871-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg How To Get A Good Price On A Sled Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: You have toboggan. Answer:: How do you get a good price on a sled? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14871-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg How To Get A Good Price On A Sled Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: How do you get a good price on a sled? Answer:: You have toboggan. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14872/what-do-you-call-a-fish-wearing-a-bowtie https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14872-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Fish Wearing Bowtie Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: So-fish-ticated. Answer:: What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14872-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Fish Wearing Bowtie Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Answer:: So-fish-ticated. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14873/what-did-the-janitor-say-when-he-jumped-out-of-the-closet https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14873-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Janitor Out Of The Closet Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Supplies! Answer:: What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14873-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Janitor Out Of The Closet Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Answer:: Supplies! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14874/i-dont-trust-stairs-theyre-always-up-to-something https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14874-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Don%27t Trust Stairs Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I don't trust stairs... They're always up to something. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14874-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Don%27t Trust Stairs Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I don't trust stairs... They're always up to something. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14875/what-do-you-call-a-sheep-covered-in-chocolate https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14875-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Sheep Covered In Chocolate Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: A chocolate baaaaaa. Answer:: What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14875-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Sheep Covered In Chocolate Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate? Answer:: A chocolate baaaaaa. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14876/how-do-you-know-if-a-wooden-box-is-sick https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14876-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Sick Wooden Box Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: If it starts coffin. Answer:: How do you know if a wooden box is sick? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14876-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Sick Wooden Box Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: How do you know if a wooden box is sick? Answer:: If it starts coffin. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14877/when-french-people-stub-their-toe-do-they-say-ow-oui https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14877-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg French Stubbed Toe Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: When French people stub their toe, do they say "Ow-Oui"? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14877-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg French Stubbed Toe Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: When French people stub their toe, do they say "Ow-Oui"? Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14878/did-you-hear-about-the-circus-fire https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14878-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Circus Fire Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: It was in tents! Answer:: Did you hear about the circus fire? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14878-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Circus Fire Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Did you hear about the circus fire? Answer:: It was in tents! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14879/how-do-trees-access-the-internet https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14879-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Trees Surfing the Internet Square Joke Meme Joke: They log on! Answer:: How do trees access the internet? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14879-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Trees Surfing the Internet Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: How do trees access the internet? Answer:: They log on! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14880/i-never-wanted-to-believe-my-dad-was-stealing-from-his-job-as-a-road-worker-but-when-i-got-home https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14880-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Dad Stealing From His Job Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I never wanted to believe my dad was stealing from his job as a road worker... But when I got home all the signs were there! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14880-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Dad Stealing From His Job Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I never wanted to believe my dad was stealing from his job as a road worker... But when I got home all the signs were there! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14881/how-do-you-steal-a-coat https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14881-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Steal A Coat Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: You Jack-it! Answer:: How do you steal a coat? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14881-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Steal A Coat Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: How do you steal a coat? Answer:: You Jack-it! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14882/why-would-a-pig-dressed-in-all-black-never-get-bullied https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14882-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Pig Dressed In Black Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Because Batman is sworn to protect goth-ham! Answer:: Why would a pig dressed in all black never get bullied? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14882-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Pig Dressed In Black Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why would a pig dressed in all black never get bullied? Answer:: Because Batman is sworn to protect goth-ham! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14883/how-do-you-take-a-sick-pig-to-the-hospital https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14883-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Sick Pig Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: In a hambulance! Answer:: How do you take a sick pig to the hospital? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14883-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Sick Pig Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: How do you take a sick pig to the hospital? Answer:: In a hambulance! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14884/what-did-the-pig-dress-up-as-for-halloween https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14884-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Pig Halloween Costume Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Frankenswine! Answer:: What did the pig dress up as for Halloween? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14884-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Pig Halloween Costume Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What did the pig dress up as for Halloween? Answer:: Frankenswine! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14885/why-did-the-pig-have-ink-all-over-his-face https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14885-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Pig With Ink On His Face Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Because it came out of the pen. Answer:: Why did the pig have ink all over his face? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14885-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Pig With Ink On His Face Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why did the pig have ink all over his face? Answer:: Because it came out of the pen. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14886/what-do-you-call-two-pigs-playing-tug-of-war https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14886-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Pig Tug Of War Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Pulled Pork! Answer:: What do you call two pigs playing tug of war? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14886-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Pig Tug Of War Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you call two pigs playing tug of war? Answer:: Pulled Pork! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14887/did-you-hear-about-the-pig-with-laryngitis https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14887-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Pig with laryngitis joke Square Joke Meme Joke: He was disgruntled! Answer:: Did you hear about the pig with laryngitis? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14887-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Pig with laryngitis joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Did you hear about the pig with laryngitis? Answer:: He was disgruntled! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14888/why-are-pigs-bad-drivers https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14888-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Pig Drivers Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: They are all road hogs! Answer:: Why are pigs bad drivers? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14888-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Pig Drivers Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why are pigs bad drivers? Answer:: They are all road hogs! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14889/what-do-you-call-a-pig-thief https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14889-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Pig Thief Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: A hamburglar! Answer:: What do you call a pig thief? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14889-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Pig Thief Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you call a pig thief? Answer:: A hamburglar! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14890/why-did-the-pig-hide-the-soap https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14890-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Pig Soap Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: He heard the farmer yell hogwash! Answer:: Why did the pig hide the soap? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14890-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Pig Soap Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why did the pig hide the soap? Answer:: He heard the farmer yell hogwash! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14891/what-do-you-call-a-pig-with-invisible-legs https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14891-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Pig With Invisible Legs Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: A groundhog! Answer:: What do you call a pig with invisible legs? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14891-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Pig With Invisible Legs Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you call a pig with invisible legs? Answer:: A groundhog! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14892/what-happens-when-you-put-a-pig-in-a-musical https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14892-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Pig In A Musical Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: It squeals the show! Answer:: What happens when you put a pig in a musical? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14892-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Pig In A Musical Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What happens when you put a pig in a musical? Answer:: It squeals the show! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14893/what-do-you-get-when-a-pig-mixes-two-colours https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14893-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Pig Mixes Colors Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: A pigment! Answer:: What do you get when a pig mixes two colours? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14893-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Pig Mixes Colors Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you get when a pig mixes two colours? Answer:: A pigment! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14894/why-did-the-pig-get-hired-at-the-restaurant https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14894-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Pig Hired At A Restaurant Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: He was real good at bacon. Answer:: Why did the pig get hired at the restaurant? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14894-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Pig Hired At A Restaurant Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why did the pig get hired at the restaurant? Answer:: He was real good at bacon. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14895/how-does-a-pig-write-a-letter https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14895-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Pig Write A Letter Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: With a pig pen! Answer:: How does a pig write a letter? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14895-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Pig Write A Letter Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: How does a pig write a letter? Answer:: With a pig pen! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14896/why-did-the-pig-stop-sunbathing https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14896-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Pig Sunbathing Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: He was bacon in the sun! Answer:: Why did the pig stop sunbathing? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14896-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Pig Sunbathing Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why did the pig stop sunbathing? Answer:: He was bacon in the sun! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14897/whats-a-pigs-favourite-shakespeare-play https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14897-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Shakespeare Pig Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Hamlet! Answer:: Whats a pigs favourite Shakespeare play? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14897-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Shakespeare Pig Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Whats a pigs favourite Shakespeare play? Answer:: Hamlet! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14898/what-do-you-call-a-trendy-pig https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14898-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Trendy Pig Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Calvin Swine! Answer:: What do you call a trendy pig? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14898-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Trendy Pig Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you call a trendy pig? Answer:: Calvin Swine! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14899/who-is-the-smartest-pig-in-the-world https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14899-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Smartest Pig In The World Square Joke Meme Joke: Ein-swine! Answer:: Who is the smartest pig in the world? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14899-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Smartest Pig In The World Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Who is the smartest pig in the world? Answer:: Ein-swine! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14900/what-do-you-call-a-blind-dinosaur https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14900-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Blind Dinosaur Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: DoYouThinkHeSawUs Rex! Answer:: What do you call a blind dinosaur? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14900-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Blind Dinosaur Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you call a blind dinosaur? Answer:: DoYouThinkHeSawUs Rex! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14901/why-did-the-hamburger-go-to-the-gym https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14901-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Hamburger Gym Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: To get better buns! Answer:: Why did the hamburger go to the gym? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14901-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Hamburger Gym Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why did the hamburger go to the gym? Answer:: To get better buns! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14902/which-side-of-the-sheep-has-the-most-wool https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14902-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Sheep Wool Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: The outside! Answer:: Which side of the sheep has the most wool?⁣ | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14902-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Sheep Wool Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Which side of the sheep has the most wool?⁣ Answer:: The outside! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14903/why-did-the-farmer-bury-his-money https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14903-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Farmer Bury Money Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: To make his soil rich! Answer:: Why did the farmer bury his money? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14903-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Farmer Bury Money Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why did the farmer bury his money? Answer:: To make his soil rich! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14904/why-did-the-student-eat-his-homework https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14904-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Eat Homework Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: The teacher told him it was a piece of cake! Answer:: Why did the student eat his homework? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14904-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Eat Homework Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why did the student eat his homework? Answer:: The teacher told him it was a piece of cake! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14905/why-is-milk-the-fastest-liquid-on-earth https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14905-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Fastest Liquid Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: It get "Past-Your-Eyes" before you ever see it. Answer:: Why is milk the fastest liquid on earth? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14905-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Fastest Liquid Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why is milk the fastest liquid on earth? Answer:: It get "Past-Your-Eyes" before you ever see it. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14906/how-do-you-make-an-octopus-laugh https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14906-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Octopus Laugh Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: With ten-tickles! Answer:: How do you make an octopus laugh? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14906-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Octopus Laugh Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: How do you make an octopus laugh? Answer:: With ten-tickles! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14907/what-did-the-alien-in-the-garden-say https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14907-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Alien In Garden Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Take me you your weeder! Answer:: What did the alien in the garden say? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14907-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Alien In Garden Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What did the alien in the garden say? Answer:: Take me you your weeder! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14908/what-did-the-cold-book-do https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14908-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Cold Book Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: It put on a jacket! Answer:: What did the cold book do? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14908-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Cold Book Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What did the cold book do? Answer:: It put on a jacket! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14909/what-did-the-thesaurus-eat-for-breakfast https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14909-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Thesaurus Breakfast Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: A synonym roll! Answer:: What did the thesaurus eat for breakfast? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14909-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Thesaurus Breakfast Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What did the thesaurus eat for breakfast? Answer:: A synonym roll! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14910/what-do-you-call-an-old-apple https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14910-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Old Apple Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Granny Smith! Answer:: What do you call an old apple? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14910-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Old Apple Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you call an old apple? Answer:: Granny Smith! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14911/whos-the-king-of-the-pencil-case https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14911-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg King Pencil Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: The Ruler! Answer:: Who's the king of the pencil case? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14911-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg King Pencil Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Who's the king of the pencil case? Answer:: The Ruler! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14912/how-does-the-easter-bunny-keep-his-fur-looking-so-good https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14912-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Easter Bunny Hair Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: With hare-spray! Answer:: How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur looking so good? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14912-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Easter Bunny Hair Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur looking so good? Answer:: With hare-spray! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14913/what-building-in-your-town-has-the-most-stories https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14913-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Building With The Most Stories Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: The Public Library! Answer:: What building in your town has the most stories? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14913-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Building With The Most Stories Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What building in your town has the most stories? Answer:: The Public Library! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14914/what-do-you-give-a-sick-lemon https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14914-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Sick Lemon Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Lemon-Aide. Answer:: What do you give a sick lemon? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14914-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Sick Lemon Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you give a sick lemon? Answer:: Lemon-Aide. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14915/why-are-dogs-like-cell-phones https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14915-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Dogs Like Cell Phone Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Because they have collar ID! Answer:: Why are dogs like cell phones? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14915-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Dogs Like Cell Phone Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why are dogs like cell phones? Answer:: Because they have collar ID! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14916/what-did-the-baby-corn-say-to-mama-corn https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14916-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Baby Corn Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Wheres Popcorn! Answer:: What did the Baby Corn say to Mama Corn? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14916-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Baby Corn Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What did the Baby Corn say to Mama Corn? Answer:: Wheres Popcorn! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14917/when-does-a-cookie-go-to-see-a-doctor https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14917-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Cookie Doctor Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: When it is feeling crummy! Answer:: When does a cookie go to see a doctor? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14917-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Cookie Doctor Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: When does a cookie go to see a doctor? Answer:: When it is feeling crummy! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14918/whats-worse-than-a-worm-in-an-apple https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14918-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Worm In An Apple Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Half a worm! Answer:: What's worse than a worm in an apple? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14918-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Worm In An Apple Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What's worse than a worm in an apple? Answer:: Half a worm! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14919/what-do-you-call-a-monkey-who-loves-potato-chips https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14919-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Chip Monkey Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: A chip-monk! Answer:: What do you call a monkey who loves potato chips? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14919-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Chip Monkey Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you call a monkey who loves potato chips? Answer:: A chip-monk! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14920/what-type-of-music-are-balloons-afraid-of https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14920-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Balloon Music Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Pop music! Answer:: What type of music are balloons afraid of? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14920-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Balloon Music Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What type of music are balloons afraid of? Answer:: Pop music! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14921/what-kind-of-cars-do-elves-drive https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14921-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Elf Car Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Toy-otas! Answer:: What kind of cars do elves drive? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14921-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Elf Car Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What kind of cars do elves drive? Answer:: Toy-otas! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14922/what-did-the-sink-say-to-the-toilet https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14922-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Sink Say To Toilet Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: You look flushed! Answer:: What did the sink say to the toilet? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14922-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Sink Say To Toilet Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What did the sink say to the toilet? Answer:: You look flushed! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14923/what-did-the-big-flower-say-to-the-little-flower https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14923-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Big Flower Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Hi bud! Answer:: What did the big flower say to the little flower? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14923-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Big Flower Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What did the big flower say to the little flower? Answer:: Hi bud! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14924/where-do-cows-go-on-friday-nights https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14924-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Cow Friday Nights Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: To the moo-vies! Answer:: Where do cows go on Friday nights? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14924-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Cow Friday Nights Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Where do cows go on Friday nights? Answer:: To the moo-vies! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14925/where-do-mermaids-look-for-jobs https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14925-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Mermaid Jobs Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: The kelp wanted section! Answer:: Where do mermaids look for jobs? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14925-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Mermaid Jobs Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Where do mermaids look for jobs? Answer:: The kelp wanted section! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14926/how-do-you-fix-a-broken-tomato https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14926-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Broken Tomato Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: With tomato paste! Answer:: How do you fix a broken tomato? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14926-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Broken Tomato Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: How do you fix a broken tomato? Answer:: With tomato paste! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14927/what-does-the-painter-do-when-he-gets-cold https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14927-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Cold Painter Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: He puts on another coat! Answer:: What does the painter do when he gets cold? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14927-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Cold Painter Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What does the painter do when he gets cold? Answer:: He puts on another coat! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14928/why-didnt-the-skeleton-go-to-the-dance https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14928-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Skeleton Dance Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: He had no "body" to go with! Answer:: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14928-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Skeleton Dance Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Answer:: He had no "body" to go with! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14929/what-is-a-livestocks-favorite-math-tool https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14929-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Livestock Favorite Math Tool Square Joke Meme Joke: A Cow-culator? Answer:: What is a livestock's favorite math tool? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14929-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Livestock Favorite Math Tool Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What is a livestock's favorite math tool? Answer:: A Cow-culator? | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14930/how-do-you-get-a-mouse-to-smile https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14930-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Get A Mouse To Smile Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Say cheese! Answer:: How do you get a mouse to smile? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14930-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Get A Mouse To Smile Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: How do you get a mouse to smile? Answer:: Say cheese! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14931/i-tried-to-come-up-with-a-carpentry-pun-that-woodwork-i-think-i-nailed-it-but-nobody-saw-it https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14931-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Carpentry Pun Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I tried to come up with a carpentry pun that woodwork. I think I nailed it, but nobody saw it. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14931-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Carpentry Pun Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I tried to come up with a carpentry pun that woodwork. I think I nailed it, but nobody saw it. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14932/what-is-the-safest-room-in-a-haunted-house https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14932-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Haunted House Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: The living room! Answer:: What is the safest room in a haunted house? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14932-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Haunted House Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What is the safest room in a haunted house? Answer:: The living room! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14933/why-did-the-scarecrow-win-the-nobel-prize https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14933-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Scarecrow Noble Prize Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: For being "out standing" in his field! Answer:: Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14933-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Scarecrow Noble Prize Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize? Answer:: For being "out standing" in his field! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14934/what-kind-of-shoes-does-a-frog-wear https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14934-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Frog Shoes Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Open-toad sandals! Answer:: What kind of shoes does a frog wear? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14934-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Frog Shoes Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What kind of shoes does a frog wear? Answer:: Open-toad sandals! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14935/why-do-bananas-wear-sunscreen https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14935-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Banana Sunscreen Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Because they peel! Answer:: Why do bananas wear sunscreen? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14935-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Banana Sunscreen Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Answer:: Because they peel! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14947/what-do-you-call-chewbacca-when-he-gets-chocolate-in-his-fur https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14947-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Chocolate Chewbacca Square Joke Meme Joke: A chocolate chip Wookie! Answer:: What do you call Chewbacca when he gets chocolate in his fur? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14947-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Chocolate Chewbacca Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you call Chewbacca when he gets chocolate in his fur? Answer:: A chocolate chip Wookie! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14948/what-do-you-call-a-bunny-rabbit-with-a-lot-of-money https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14948-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Rich Rabbit Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: A millionhare!⁣ Answer:: What do you call a bunny rabbit with a lot of money? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14948-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Rich Rabbit Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you call a bunny rabbit with a lot of money? Answer:: A millionhare!⁣ | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14949/why-wouldnt-they-let-the-butterfly-in-to-the-dance https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14949-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Butterfly Dance Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Because it was a moth ball! Answer:: Why wouldn't they let the butterfly in to the dance? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14949-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Butterfly Dance Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why wouldn't they let the butterfly in to the dance? Answer:: Because it was a moth ball! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14950/what-do-you-give-your-dog-when-you-want-it-to-be-quiet https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14950-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Quiet Dog Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Hush puppies! Answer:: What do you give your dog when you want it to be quiet? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14950-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Quiet Dog Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you give your dog when you want it to be quiet? Answer:: Hush puppies! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14951/what-do-you-get-from-a-pampered-cow https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14951-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Pampered Cow Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Spoiled milk! Answer:: What do you get from a pampered cow? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14951-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Pampered Cow Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you get from a pampered cow? Answer:: Spoiled milk! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14952/how-did-the-computer-die https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14952-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Dying Computer Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: With a key stroke! Answer:: How did the computer die? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14952-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Dying Computer Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: How did the computer die? Answer:: With a key stroke! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14953/what-kind-of-animal-needs-to-wear-a-wig https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14953-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Animal Wig Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: A bald eagle! Answer:: What kind of animal needs to wear a wig? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14953-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Animal Wig Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What kind of animal needs to wear a wig? Answer:: A bald eagle! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14954/what-do-you-call-a-computer-hero https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14954-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Computer Hero Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: A screen saver! Answer:: What do you call a computer hero? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14954-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Computer Hero Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you call a computer hero? Answer:: A screen saver! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14955/what-animal-has-more-lives-than-a-cat https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14955-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg More Lives Than A Cat Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: A frog, he croaks every night! Answer:: What animal has more lives than a cat? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14955-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg More Lives Than A Cat Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What animal has more lives than a cat? Answer:: A frog, he croaks every night! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14956/why-didnt-the-lamp-sink https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14956-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Sinking Lamp Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: It was too light! Answer:: Why didn't the lamp sink? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14956-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Sinking Lamp Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why didn't the lamp sink? Answer:: It was too light! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14957/what-day-of-the-week-does-a-potato-hate-the-most https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14957-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Potato Day Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Fry-day! Answer:: What day of the week does a potato hate the most? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14957-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Potato Day Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What day of the week does a potato hate the most? Answer:: Fry-day! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14958/how-many-roman-catholics-does-it-take-to-screw-in-a-lightbulb https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14958-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Catholic Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Nun! Answer:: How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a lightbulb? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14958-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Catholic Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Answer:: Nun! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14959/how-do-pigs-send-secret-messages https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14959-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Pig%27s Secret Message Square Joke Meme Joke: Invisible oink! Answer:: How do pigs send secret messages? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14959-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Pig%27s Secret Message Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: How do pigs send secret messages? Answer:: Invisible oink! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14961/what-is-the-easiest-shot-in-golf https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14961-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Easiest Shot In Gold Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Your fourth put! Answer:: What is the easiest shot in golf? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14961-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Easiest Shot In Gold Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What is the easiest shot in golf? Answer:: Your fourth put! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14962/what-did-the-dentist-say-to-the-golfer https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14962-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Dentist and Golfer joke Square Joke Meme Joke: You have a hole in one! Answer:: What did the dentist say to the golfer? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14962-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Dentist and Golfer joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What did the dentist say to the golfer? Answer:: You have a hole in one! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14963/whats-a-golfers-favorite-letter https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14963-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Golfers Favorite Letter Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Tee! Answer:: What's a golfer's favorite letter? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14963-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Golfers Favorite Letter Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What's a golfer's favorite letter? Answer:: Tee! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14964/what-is-the-worst-thing-you-can-hear-on-a-golf-course https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14964-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Worse Thing To Hear On A Golf Course Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: A) Cart paths only. B) No cart girl today. C) Snack bar's closed. D) Greens were just aerated. F) The single will be joining your group. Answer:: What is the worst thing you can hear on a golf course? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14964-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Worse Thing To Hear On A Golf Course Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What is the worst thing you can hear on a golf course? Answer:: A) Cart paths only. B) No cart girl today. C) Snack bar's closed. D) Greens were just aerated. F) The single will be joining your group. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14965/today-i-bought-a-donut-without-sprinkles-diets-are-hard https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14965-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg New Diet Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Today I bought a donut without sprinkles... Diets are hard! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14965-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg New Diet Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Today I bought a donut without sprinkles... Diets are hard! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14966/a-group-of-four-year-olds-were-trying-very-hard-to-become-accustomed-to-school-the-biggest-hurdle https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14966-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Use you big boy words joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A group of four-year-olds were trying very hard to become accustomed to school. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO baby... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14966-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Use you big boy words joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A group of four-year-olds were trying very hard to become accustomed to school. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO bab... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14967/so-you-suffer-from-shyness-do-you-wish-you-were-sometimes-more-assertive-ask-you-doctor-or https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14967-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Cure For Shyness Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: So you suffer from shyness? Do you wish you were sometimes more assertive? Ask you Doctor or Pharmacist about Tequila! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14967-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Cure For Shyness Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: So you suffer from shyness? Do you wish you were sometimes more assertive? Ask you Doctor or Pharmacist about Tequila! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14968/the-flat-earth-society-recently-announced-that-they-now-have-members-all-around-the-globe https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14968-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Flat Earth Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: The Flat Earth Society recently announced that they now have members all around the globe. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14968-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Flat Earth Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: The Flat Earth Society recently announced that they now have members all around the globe. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14969/did-you-know-sharks-will-only-attack-you-when-youre-wet https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14969-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Shark Attack Facts Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Did you know... Sharks will only attack you when you're wet? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14969-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Shark Attack Facts Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Did you know... Sharks will only attack you when you're wet? Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14970/saturday-night-i-was-in-a-bar-having-a-beer-minding-my-own-business-when-this-big-hairy-mean https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14970-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Sugar Is The Word Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Saturday night I was in a bar having a beer, minding my own business, when this big, hairy, mean, drunk biker dude gets in my face, and starts screami... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14970-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Sugar Is The Word Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Saturday night I was in a bar having a beer, minding my own business, when this big, hairy, mean, drunk biker dude gets in my face, and starts scream... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14971/does-anyone-remember-the-joke-about-a-chiropractor-i-put-on-here-about-a-week-back https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14971-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Chiropractor Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Does anyone remember the joke about a chiropractor I put on here about a week back? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14971-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Chiropractor Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Does anyone remember the joke about a chiropractor I put on here about a week back? Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14972/a-wise-man-once-told-his-wife-nothing-because-he-was-a-wise-man https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14972-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Wise Man Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A wise man once told his wife nothing, because he was a wise man. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14972-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Wise Man Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A wise man once told his wife nothing, because he was a wise man. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14973/an-86-year-old-man-walked-into-a-crowded-waiting-room-and-approached-the-desk-the-receptionist https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14973-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg An 86 year old man walked into a crowded waiting room joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: An 86 year old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk... The Receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for t... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14973-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg An 86 year old man walked into a crowded waiting room joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: An 86 year old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk... The Receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14974/its-gardening-season-6-weeks-ago-i-planted-my-arse-on-the-sofa-its-grown-considerably https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14974-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Gardening Season Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: It's gardening season. 6 weeks ago I planted my arse on the sofa. It's grown considerably | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14974-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Gardening Season Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: It's gardening season. 6 weeks ago I planted my arse on the sofa. It's grown considerably Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14975/a-65-year-old-millionaire-has-married-a-beautiful-23-old-model-you-crafty-old-devil-says-his https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14975-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Gold Digger Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A 65 year old millionaire has married a beautiful 23 old model, You crafty old devil, says his friend, How did you manage to get a lovely wife like th... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14975-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Gold Digger Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A 65 year old millionaire has married a beautiful 23 old model, You crafty old devil, says his friend, How did you manage to get a lovely wife like t... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14976/a-woman-from-new-york-was-driving-through-a-remote-part-of-arizona-when-her-car-broke-down-an https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14976-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg A woman%27s car broke down joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Arizona when her car broke down. An American Indian on horseback came along and offered her... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14976-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg A woman%27s car broke down joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Arizona when her car broke down. An American Indian on horseback came along and offered he... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14977/bubba-and-johnny-ray-were-sitting-on-the-from-porch-when-a-large-truck-hauling-rolls-and-rolls-of https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14977-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg When I win the lottery joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Bubba and Johnny Ray were sitting on the from porch when a large truck hauling rolls and rolls of sod went by. "I'm gonna to that when I win the lotte... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14977-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg When I win the lottery joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Bubba and Johnny Ray were sitting on the from porch when a large truck hauling rolls and rolls of sod went by. "I'm gonna to that when I win the... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14978/always-keep-a-bottle-of-wine-in-the-fridge-for-special-occasions-sometimes-the-special-occasion https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14978-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Keep a bottle of wine in the fridge joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Always keep a bottle of wine in the fridge for special occasions... Sometimes the special occasion is that you have a bottle of wine in the fridge! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14978-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Keep a bottle of wine in the fridge joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Always keep a bottle of wine in the fridge for special occasions... Sometimes the special occasion is that you have a bottle of wine in the fridge! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14979/a-broke-blonde-decides-to-ask-god-for-help-dear-lord-she-prays-if-i-dont-get-some-cash-im https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14979-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg A blonde prays to win the lottery joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A broke blonde decides to ask God for help. "Dear Lord," she prays, "if I don't get some cash, Im gonna lose everything. Please let me win the lottery... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14979-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg A blonde prays to win the lottery joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A broke blonde decides to ask God for help. "Dear Lord," she prays, "if I don't get some cash, Im gonna lose everything. Please let me... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14982/what-do-you-call-a-duck-that-gets-all-as https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14982-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Smart Duck Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: A wise quicker. Answer:: What do you call a duck that gets all As? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14982-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Smart Duck Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you call a duck that gets all As? Answer:: A wise quicker. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14983/why-did-the-tweety-bird-go-the-hospital https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14983-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Tweety bird Hospital Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Because he needed tweatment! Answer:: Why did the Tweety bird go the hospital? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14983-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Tweety bird Hospital Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why did the Tweety bird go the hospital? Answer:: Because he needed tweatment! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14984/paleontologists-are-having-a-party-to-celebrate-unearthing-the-largest-ever-dinosaur-tibia-its https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14984-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Paleontologists Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Paleontologists are having a party to celebrate unearthing the largest ever dinosaur tibia... It's going to be quite the dinosaur shin-dig. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14984-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Paleontologists Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Paleontologists are having a party to celebrate unearthing the largest ever dinosaur tibia... It's going to be quite the dinosaur shin-dig. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14985/why-were-the-two-science-books-holding-hands https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14985-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Science Book Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: They had chemistry. Answer:: Why were the two science books holding hands? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14985-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Science Book Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why were the two science books holding hands? Answer:: They had chemistry. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14986/what-do-you-call-a-bunch-of-rabbits-walking-backwards https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14986-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Rabbits walking backwards joke Square Joke Meme Joke: A receding hare line. Answer:: What do you call a bunch of rabbits walking backwards? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14986-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Rabbits walking backwards joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you call a bunch of rabbits walking backwards? Answer:: A receding hare line. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14987/why-should-you-stand-in-the-corner-if-you-get-cold https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14987-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Stand in the corner if you get cold joke Square Joke Meme Joke: It's always 90 degrees. Answer:: Why should you stand in the corner if you get cold? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14987-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Stand in the corner if you get cold joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why should you stand in the corner if you get cold? Answer:: It's always 90 degrees. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14988/what-does-it-take-to-get-a-phd-in-dad-jokes https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14988-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg PhD in Dad Jokes Square Joke Meme Joke: A Parentheses! Answer:: What does it take to get a PhD in Dad Jokes? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14988-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg PhD in Dad Jokes Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What does it take to get a PhD in Dad Jokes? Answer:: A Parentheses! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14989/if-you-advertise-used-grapes-is-that-raisin-awareness https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14989-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Used Grapes Jokes Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: If you advertise used grapes... Is that raisin awareness? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14989-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Used Grapes Jokes Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: If you advertise used grapes... Is that raisin awareness? Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14990/my-wife-and-i-were-really-happy-for-22-years-then-we-started-dating https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14990-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg My wife and I were happy joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: My wife and I were really happy for 22 years... Then we started dating. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14990-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg My wife and I were happy joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: My wife and I were really happy for 22 years... Then we started dating. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14991/i-have-a-horse-named-mayo-mayo-neighs https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14991-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Horse named Mayo joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I have a horse named Mayo... Mayo neighs! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14991-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Horse named Mayo joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I have a horse named Mayo... Mayo neighs! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14992/tweety-knock-knock-sylvester-whos-there-tweety-gladys-sylvester-gladys-who-tweety https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14992-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Tweety Bird Knock Knock Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Tweety: knock knock. Sylvester: Who's there? Tweety: Gladys. Sylvester: Gladys who? Tweety: Gladys you and not that awful puddy tat! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14992-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Tweety Bird Knock Knock Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Tweety: knock knock. Sylvester: Who's there? Tweety: Gladys. Sylvester: Gladys who? Tweety: Gladys you and not that awful puddy tat! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14993/i-tried-wookie-meat-it-was-chewy https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14993-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Cookie meat Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I tried Wookie meat... It was Chewy. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14993-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Cookie meat Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I tried Wookie meat... It was Chewy. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14994/an-old-man-is-selling-watermelons-his-pricelist-reads-1-for-3-3-for-10-a-young-man-stops-by https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14994-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg %23BusinessJokes Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: An old man is selling watermelons. His pricelist reads 1 for $3, 3 for $10. A young man stops by and asks to buy one watermelon. "That'd be 3 dollars"... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14994-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg %23BusinessJokes Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: An old man is selling watermelons. His pricelist reads 1 for $3, 3 for $10. A young man stops by and asks to buy one watermelon. "That'd be 3 do... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14995/why-dont-marketers-like-trampolines https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14995-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Marketing Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: They're scared of high bounce rates. Answer:: Why don't marketers like trampolines? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14995-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Marketing Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why don't marketers like trampolines? Answer:: They're scared of high bounce rates. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14996/there-was-a-safety-meeting-at-work-today-they-asked-me-what-steps-would-you-take-in-the-event-of https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14996-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Safety Meeting Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: There was a safety meeting at work today. They asked me, "What steps would you take in the event of a fire?" "Big Ones" was the wrong answer. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14996-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Safety Meeting Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: There was a safety meeting at work today. They asked me, "What steps would you take in the event of a fire?" "Big Ones" was the w... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14997/yesterday-i-did-nothing-and-today-im-finishing-up-what-i-did-yesterday https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14997-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Finishing Up Yesterdays Work Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Yesterday I did nothing and today I'm finishing up what I did yesterday. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14997-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Finishing Up Yesterdays Work Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Yesterday I did nothing and today I'm finishing up what I did yesterday. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/14998/a-banker-gets-into-a-car-accident-he-was-driving-his-ferrari-stopped-opened-his-door-and https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-14998-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Banker Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A banker gets into a car accident. He was driving his Ferrari, stopped, opened his door, and another car zoomed by, hit and ripped off the door. The b... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-14998-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Banker Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A banker gets into a car accident. He was driving his Ferrari, stopped, opened his door, and another car zoomed by, hit and ripped off the door. The... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15000/what-do-you-call-a-funny-mountain https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15000-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Funny Mountain Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Hill-arius! Answer:: What do you call a funny mountain? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15000-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Funny Mountain Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you call a funny mountain? Answer:: Hill-arius! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15001/why-did-the-husband-bring-his-wife-a-small-lizard https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15001-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Small Lizard Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Because she told him to go out and get her a baby monitor. Answer:: Why did the husband bring his wife a small lizard? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15001-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Small Lizard Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why did the husband bring his wife a small lizard? Answer:: Because she told him to go out and get her a baby monitor. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15002/why-are-tigers-christians https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15002-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Tiger Christians Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Because they prey frequently, and prey as a family! Answer:: Why are tigers Christians? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15002-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Tiger Christians Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why are tigers Christians? Answer:: Because they prey frequently, and prey as a family! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15003/did-you-hear-about-the-pregnant-bed-bug https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15003-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Pregnant Bed Bug Square Joke Meme Joke: She is going to have her baby in the spring! Answer:: Did you hear about the pregnant bed bug? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15003-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Pregnant Bed Bug Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Did you hear about the pregnant bed bug? Answer:: She is going to have her baby in the spring! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15004/what-are-twins-favorite-fruit https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15004-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Twins Favorite Fruit Square Joke Meme Joke: Pears! Answer:: What are twins favorite fruit? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15004-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Twins Favorite Fruit Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What are twins favorite fruit? Answer:: Pears! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15005/what-do-you-get-when-a-chicken-lays-an-egg-on-top-of-a-barn https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15005-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Egg on the barn joke Square Joke Meme Joke: An eggroll. Answer:: What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15005-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Egg on the barn joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn? Answer:: An eggroll. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15006/what-is-a-trees-favorite-drink https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15006-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg A trees favorite drink joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Root beer! Answer:: What is a tree's favorite drink? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15006-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg A trees favorite drink joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What is a tree's favorite drink? Answer:: Root beer! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15007/whats-faster-hot-or-cold https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15007-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Hot or Cold Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Hot, because everyone catches a cold. Answer:: Whats faster hot or cold? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15007-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Hot or Cold Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Whats faster hot or cold? Answer:: Hot, because everyone catches a cold. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15008/what-is-my-mommy-and-daddys-favorite-christmas-carol https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15008-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg A New Parents Favorite Christmas Carol Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Silent Night. Answer:: What is my mommy and daddys favorite Christmas carol? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15008-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg A New Parents Favorite Christmas Carol Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What is my mommy and daddys favorite Christmas carol? Answer:: Silent Night. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15009/who-is-santas-favorite-singer https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15009-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Santa%E2%80%99s favorite singer joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Elf-is Presley! Answer:: Who is Santa's favorite singer? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15009-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Santa%E2%80%99s favorite singer joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Who is Santa's favorite singer? Answer:: Elf-is Presley! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15010/how-did-the-gingerbread-man-treat-his-injured-leg https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15010-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Gingerbread Man Treatment Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: By icing it. Answer:: How did the gingerbread man treat his injured leg? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15010-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Gingerbread Man Treatment Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: How did the gingerbread man treat his injured leg? Answer:: By icing it. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15011/what-do-snowmen-have-for-breakfast https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15011-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Snowmen Breakfast Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Frosted Flakes! Answer:: What do snowmen have for breakfast? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15011-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Snowmen Breakfast Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do snowmen have for breakfast? Answer:: Frosted Flakes! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15012/how-does-rudolph-know-when-christmas-is-coming https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15012-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Rudolph Christmas Reminder Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: He refers to his calen-deer. Answer:: How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15012-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Rudolph Christmas Reminder Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming? Answer:: He refers to his calen-deer. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15013/where-does-dad-keep-his-dad-jokes https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15013-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Dad Jokes Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: In a Dad-a-base. Answer:: Where does Dad keep his Dad jokes? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15013-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Dad Jokes Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Where does Dad keep his Dad jokes? Answer:: In a Dad-a-base. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15014/what-kind-of-tree-fits-in-your-hand https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15014-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg A Tree In The Hand Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: A palm tree! Answer:: What kind of tree fits in your hand? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15014-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg A Tree In The Hand Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What kind of tree fits in your hand? Answer:: A palm tree! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15015/if-athletes-get-athletes-foot-what-do-astronauts-get https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15015-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Astronauts Feet Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Missile toe. Answer:: If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15015-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Astronauts Feet Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get? Answer:: Missile toe. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15016/what-do-runners-do-when-they-forget-something https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15016-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Runners Memory Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: They jog their memory. Answer:: What do runners do when they forget something? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15016-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Runners Memory Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do runners do when they forget something? Answer:: They jog their memory. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15017/how-do-you-make-a-tree-stand https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15017-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Tree Stand Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Take its chair away. Answer:: How do you make a tree-stand? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15017-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Tree Stand Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: How do you make a tree-stand? Answer:: Take its chair away. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15018/what-did-one-plate-say-to-the-other-plate https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15018-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Talking Plate Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Dinner is on me! Answer:: What did one plate say to the other plate? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15018-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Talking Plate Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What did one plate say to the other plate? Answer:: Dinner is on me! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15019/how-did-the-baby-know-it-was-ready-to-be-born https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15019-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Baby Birth Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: It was running out of WOMB Answer:: How did the baby know it was ready to be born? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15019-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Baby Birth Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: How did the baby know it was ready to be born? Answer:: It was running out of WOMB | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15020/what-do-you-call-someone-who-searches-for-paper-towels https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15020-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Paper Towel Searcher Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: A Bounty Hunter. Answer:: What do you call someone who searches for paper towels? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15020-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Paper Towel Searcher Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you call someone who searches for paper towels? Answer:: A Bounty Hunter. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15021/what-kind-of-lunch-do-moms-never-prepare-in-the-morning https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15021-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Mom%27s Lunch Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Their own. Answer:: What kind of lunch do moms never prepare in the morning? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15021-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Mom%27s Lunch Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What kind of lunch do moms never prepare in the morning? Answer:: Their own. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15022/what-is-a-monsters-favorite-dessert https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15022-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Monster Dessert Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: I scream! Answer:: What is a monster's favorite dessert? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15022-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Monster Dessert Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What is a monster's favorite dessert? Answer:: I scream! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15023/where-do-baby-fish-sleep https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15023-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Baby Fish Sleep Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: In a bass-inet. Answer:: Where do baby fish sleep? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15023-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Baby Fish Sleep Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Where do baby fish sleep? Answer:: In a bass-inet. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15024/what-do-you-call-a-group-of-baby-soldiers https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15024-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Group Of Baby Soldiers Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: An infantry. Answer:: What do you call a group of baby soldiers? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15024-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Group Of Baby Soldiers Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you call a group of baby soldiers? Answer:: An infantry. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15025/what-do-polar-bears-like-to-eat https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15025-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Polar Bear Favorite Food Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Burrrrrrrritos. Answer:: What do polar bears like to eat? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15025-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Polar Bear Favorite Food Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do polar bears like to eat? Answer:: Burrrrrrrritos. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15026/what-do-stylish-frogs-wear https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15026-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Frog Wear Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Jumpsuits! Answer:: What do stylish frogs wear? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15026-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Frog Wear Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do stylish frogs wear? Answer:: Jumpsuits! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15027/how-do-you-get-an-astronaut-baby-to-sleep https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15027-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Astronaut Baby Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: You rock-et! Answer:: How do you get an astronaut baby to sleep? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15027-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Astronaut Baby Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: How do you get an astronaut baby to sleep? Answer:: You rock-et! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15029/what-did-the-cannibal-do-after-dumping-her-boyfriend https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15029-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Breakup Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: She wiped her ass. Answer:: What did the cannibal do after dumping her boyfriend? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15029-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Breakup Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What did the cannibal do after dumping her boyfriend? Answer:: She wiped her ass. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15030/once-there-was-a-dog-who-had-lost-his-back-leg-in-an-accident-this-leg-was-replaced-with-a-rubber https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15030-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Dog with Rubber Leg Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Once there was a dog who had lost his back leg in an accident. This leg was replaced with a rubber one. Unfortunately, one day he started scratching a... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15030-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Dog with Rubber Leg Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Once there was a dog who had lost his back leg in an accident. This leg was replaced with a rubber one. Unfortunately, one day he started scratching... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15031/dumb-and-nobody-are-best-friends-one-day-they-decide-to-go-for-a-bike-ride-they-start-riding https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15031-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Dumb and Nobody Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Dumb and Nobody are best friends. One day they decide to go for a bike ride. They start riding their bikes. Suddenly Nobody falls off his bike. Dumb c... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15031-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Dumb and Nobody Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Dumb and Nobody are best friends. One day they decide to go for a bike ride. They start riding their bikes. Suddenly Nobody falls off his bike. Dumb... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15032/how-many-feet-are-in-a-yard https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15032-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg How Many Feet In A Yard Square Joke Meme Joke: That depends on how many people are standing in it. Answer:: How many feet are in a yard? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15032-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg How Many Feet In A Yard Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: How many feet are in a yard? Answer:: That depends on how many people are standing in it. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15033/why-cant-you-whisper-in-class https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15033-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Whisper In Clas Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Because it isn't allowed! Answer:: Why can't you whisper in class? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15033-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Whisper In Clas Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why can't you whisper in class? Answer:: Because it isn't allowed! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15034/who-is-the-most-famous-married-woman-in-the-united-states https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15034-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Most Famous Married Women In America Square Joke Meme Joke: Mrs. Sippi. Answer:: Who is the most famous married woman in The United States? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15034-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Most Famous Married Women In America Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Who is the most famous married woman in The United States? Answer:: Mrs. Sippi. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15035/why-couldnt-the-pirate-play-cards https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15035-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Pirate Playing Cards Square Joke Meme Joke: Because he was standing on the deck! Answer:: Why couldn't the pirate play cards? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15035-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Pirate Playing Cards Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why couldn't the pirate play cards? Answer:: Because he was standing on the deck! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15036/whats-is-a-pirates-favorite-country https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15036-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Pirates Favorite Country Square Joke Meme Joke: Arrrrrgentina! Answer:: What's is a pirates favorite country? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15036-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Pirates Favorite Country Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What's is a pirates favorite country? Answer:: Arrrrrgentina! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15037/why-are-pirates-great-singers https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15037-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Pirate Singers Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Because they hit the high C's! Answer:: Why are pirates great singers? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15037-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Pirate Singers Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why are pirates great singers? Answer:: Because they hit the high C's! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15038/why-was-the-old-woman-forced-to-live-in-a-shoe https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15038-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Old Woman Who Lived In A Shoe Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Because her ex-husband was a loafer. Answer:: Why was the old woman forced to live in a shoe? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15038-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Old Woman Who Lived In A Shoe Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why was the old woman forced to live in a shoe? Answer:: Because her ex-husband was a loafer. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15039/i-wish-i-still-had-that-igloo-but-when-i-moved-into-it-my-friends-threw-me-a-housewarming-party https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15039-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Igloo Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I wish I still had that igloo. But when I moved into it, my friends threw me a housewarming party. And I no longer had an igloo. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15039-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Igloo Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I wish I still had that igloo. But when I moved into it, my friends threw me a housewarming party. And I no longer had an igloo. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15040/the-cashier-told-me-strip-down-facing-me-by-the-time-i-realized-they-meant-the-debit-card-it https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15040-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Strip Down Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: The cashier told me, "Strip down facing me". By the time I realized they meant the debit card, it was too late. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15040-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Strip Down Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: The cashier told me, "Strip down facing me". By the time I realized they meant the debit card, it was too late. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15041/why-doesnt-tarzan-have-a-beard-when-he-lives-in-the-jungle-without-a-razor https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15041-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Tarzan%27s Beard Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard when he lives in the jungle without a razor? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15041-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Tarzan%27s Beard Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard when he lives in the jungle without a razor? Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15042/ever-notice-how-many-towns-are-named-after-their-water-tower https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15042-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Water Tower Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Ever notice how many towns are named after their water tower? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15042-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Water Tower Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Ever notice how many towns are named after their water tower? Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15043/if-you-dont-pay-your-exorcist-do-you-get-repossessed https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15043-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Exorcist Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: If you don't pay your exorcist do you get repossessed? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15043-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Exorcist Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: If you don't pay your exorcist do you get repossessed? Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15044/i-hired-a-handy-man-and-gave-home-a-list-of-jobs-to-do-when-i-got-home-only-1-3-and-5-were https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15044-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Handy Man Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I hired a handy man and gave home a list of jobs to do. When I got home, only #1, #3 and #5 were done. Turns out he only does odd jobs. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15044-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Handy Man Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I hired a handy man and gave home a list of jobs to do. When I got home, only #1, #3 and #5 were done. Turns out he only does odd jobs. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15045/be-careful-when-you-eat-at-sam-and-ellas-diner https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15045-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Sam and Ellas Diner Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Be careful when you eat at Sam and Ella's diner. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15045-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Sam and Ellas Diner Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Be careful when you eat at Sam and Ella's diner. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15046/i-never-finish-anything-i-have-a-black-belt-in-partial-arts https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15046-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Never Finish Anything Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I never finish anything... I have a black belt in partial arts. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15046-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Never Finish Anything Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I never finish anything... I have a black belt in partial arts. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15047/it-was-in-town-last-night-and-the-local-policeman-was-making-his-rounds-as-he-was-checking-the https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15047-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg User car dealer joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: It was in town last night and the local policeman was making his rounds, as he was checking the used car lot, he cam upon two old ladies sitting in a... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15047-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg User car dealer joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: It was in town last night and the local policeman was making his rounds, as he was checking the used car lot, he cam upon two old ladies sitting in a... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15048/what-does-a-horny-frog-say https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15048-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Horny Talking Frog Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Rubbit! Answer:: What does a horny frog say? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15048-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Horny Talking Frog Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What does a horny frog say? Answer:: Rubbit! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15049/my-friend-jack-claims-he-can-communicate-with-vegetables-jack-and-the-beans-talk https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15049-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Jack and the Bean Stalk Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: My friend Jack claims he can communicate with vegetables. Jack and the beans talk. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15049-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Jack and the Bean Stalk Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: My friend Jack claims he can communicate with vegetables. Jack and the beans talk. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15050/jennifers-wedding-day-was-fast-approaching-nothing-could-dampen-her-excitement-not-even-her https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15050-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Ex Wife Dress Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Jennifers wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement not even her parents nasty divorce. Her mother had found the PERFECT... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15050-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Ex Wife Dress Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Jennifers wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement not even her parents nasty divorce. Her mother had found the PERFECT... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15051/has-anyone-else-used-wd40-to-get-rid-of-mice https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15051-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Rodent Repellent Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: It doesnt work but it stops them squeaking. Answer:: Has anyone else used WD40 to get rid of mice? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15051-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Rodent Repellent Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Has anyone else used WD40 to get rid of mice? Answer:: It doesnt work but it stops them squeaking. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15052/ive-just-checked-my-home-insurance-policy-and-apparently-if-my-duvet-is-stolen-in-the-middle-of-the https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15052-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Insurance Policy Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Ive just checked my home insurance policy and apparently if my duvet is stolen in the middle of the night, Im not covered. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15052-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Insurance Policy Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Ive just checked my home insurance policy and apparently if my duvet is stolen in the middle of the night, Im not covered. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15053/did-you-know-there-are-no-canaries-on-the-canary-islands-same-as-with-the-virgin-islands-no https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15053-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Canary Island Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Did you know there are no canaries on the Canary Islands? Same as with the Virgin Islands... No canaries there either. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15053-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Canary Island Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Did you know there are no canaries on the Canary Islands? Same as with the Virgin Islands... No canaries there either. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15054/a-72-year-old-man-had-one-hobby-he-loved-to-fish-he-was-sitting-in-his-boat-the-other-day-when https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15054-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Talking Frog Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A 72-year-old man had one hobby - he loved to fish. He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' he looked around... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15054-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Talking Frog Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A 72-year-old man had one hobby - he loved to fish. He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' he looked aroun... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15055/100-years-ago-everyone-owned-a-horse-and-only-the-rich-had-cars-today-everyone-has-cars-and-only https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15055-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Horses vs Cars Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: 100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses. The stables have turned. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15055-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Horses vs Cars Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: 100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses. The stables have turned. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15056/does-anybody-know-if-you-need-a-current-drivers-license-to-drive-an-electric-car https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15056-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Electric Car License Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Does anybody know if you need a current driver's license to drive an electric car? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15056-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Electric Car License Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Does anybody know if you need a current driver's license to drive an electric car? Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15057/two-irishmen-were-hammering-floorboards-down-in-a-house-paddy-picks-up-a-nail-realizes-its https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15057-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Irish Carpenter Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Two Irishmen were hammering floorboards down in a house. Paddy picks up a nail, realizes it's upside down and throws it away. He carries on doing this... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15057-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Irish Carpenter Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Two Irishmen were hammering floorboards down in a house. Paddy picks up a nail, realizes it's upside down and throws it away. He carries on doing thi... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15058/how-many-bites-of-the-forbidden-fruit-did-adam-and-eve-take https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15058-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Forbidden Fruit Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Four. Because it is the four-bitten fruit! Answer:: How many bites of the forbidden fruit did Adam and Eve take? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15058-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Forbidden Fruit Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: How many bites of the forbidden fruit did Adam and Eve take? Answer:: Four. Because it is the four-bitten fruit! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15060/two-mafia-hit-men-are-walking-deep-into-a-forest-in-the-middle-of-the-night-one-of-them-says-im https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15060-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Mafia Hit Men Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Two mafia hit-men are walking deep into a forest in the middle of the night. One of them says, "I'm kind of scared out here." The other replies, "You'... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15060-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Mafia Hit Men Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Two mafia hit-men are walking deep into a forest in the middle of the night. One of them says, "I'm kind of scared out here." The other rep... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15061/do-not-correct-a-fool-or-he-will-hate-you-correct-a-wise-man-and-he-will-appreciate-you https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15061-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Don%27t Correct a Fool Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Do not correct a fool or he will hate you. Correct a wise man and he will appreciate you. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15061-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Don%27t Correct a Fool Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Do not correct a fool or he will hate you. Correct a wise man and he will appreciate you. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15062/i-had-a-date-last-night-and-i-really-enjoyed-it-so-tonight-im-going-to-try-a-fig https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15062-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Date Night Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I had a date last night and I really enjoyed it. So tonight I'm going to try a fig. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15062-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Date Night Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I had a date last night and I really enjoyed it. So tonight I'm going to try a fig. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15063/a-mother-in-law-arrives-home-from-the-mall-to-find-her-son-in-law-boiling-angry-and-hurriedly https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15063-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Coming Home From Business Trip Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A mother-in-law arrives home from the mall to find her son-in-law boiling angry and hurriedly packing his suitcase. "What happened?", she asks anxious... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15063-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Coming Home From Business Trip Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A mother-in-law arrives home from the mall to find her son-in-law boiling angry and hurriedly packing his suitcase. "What happened?", she a... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15064/a-lawyer-runs-a-stop-sign-and-gets-pulled-over-by-a-sheriff-he-thinks-hes-smarter-being-a https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15064-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Lawyer and the Stop Sign Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff. He thinks he's smarter being a big-shot lawyer from New York and has a better education t... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15064-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Lawyer and the Stop Sign Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff. He thinks he's smarter being a big-shot lawyer from New York and has a better education... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15065/she-said-she-missed-me-normally-that-would-be-good-but-shes-reloading https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15065-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg She Missed Me Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: She said she missed me. Normally, that would be good... But she's reloading. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15065-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg She Missed Me Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: She said she missed me. Normally, that would be good... But she's reloading. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15066/i-left-my-ex-girlfriend-because-she-wouldnt-stop-countingi-wonder-what-shes-up-to-now https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15066-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Left my girlfriend joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I left my ex-girlfriend because she wouldn't stop counting.....I wonder what she's up to now? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15066-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Left my girlfriend joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I left my ex-girlfriend because she wouldn't stop counting.....I wonder what she's up to now? Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15067/ive-no-idea-why-my-new-plug-in-air-freshener-wont-work-i-plug-it-in-and-switch-it-on https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15067-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Air Freshener Pun Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I've no idea why my new plug in air freshener won't work, I plug it in and switch it on.. nothing!....It just doesn't make scents. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15067-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Air Freshener Pun Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I've no idea why my new plug in air freshener won't work, I plug it in and switch it on.. nothing!....It just doesn't make scents. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15068/me-my-mates-were-at-an-indian-restaurant-some-guys-started-throwing-rice-at-us-so-we-threw-rice https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15068-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Throwing Rice Pun Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Me my mates were at an Indian restaurant some guys started throwing rice at us. So we threw rice back at them....We had a pilau fight. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15068-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Throwing Rice Pun Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Me my mates were at an Indian restaurant some guys started throwing rice at us. So we threw rice back at them....We had a pilau fight. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15069/im-terrified-of-skipping-ropes-bungees-and-trampolinesthey-make-me-jump https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15069-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Skipping Rope Pun Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I'm terrified of skipping ropes, bungees and trampolines....They make me jump. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15069-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Skipping Rope Pun Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I'm terrified of skipping ropes, bungees and trampolines....They make me jump. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15070/my-whole-life-i-never-read-a-warning-label-telling-me-not-to-eat-laundry-detergent-or-put-glue-in https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15070-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Pop Culture Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: My whole life I never read a warning label telling me not to eat laundry detergent or put glue in my hair... Somehow, I just knew. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15070-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Pop Culture Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: My whole life I never read a warning label telling me not to eat laundry detergent or put glue in my hair... Somehow, I just knew. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15071/a-married-couple-is-sleeping-when-the-phone-rings-at-3-am-the-wife-picks-up-the-phone-and-after-a https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15071-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Phone Call in Middle of the Night Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A married couple is sleeping when the phone rings at 3 AM. The wife picks up the phone and, after a few seconds, replies, "How am I supposed to know?... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15071-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Phone Call in Middle of the Night Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A married couple is sleeping when the phone rings at 3 AM. The wife picks up the phone and, after a few seconds, replies, "How am I supposed to... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15072/wise-men-speak-because-they-have-something-to-say-fools-because-they-have-to-say-something https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15072-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Wise Man vs A Fool Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15072-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Wise Man vs A Fool Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15073/i-went-to-mcdonalds-and-slammed-ten-bucks-on-the-counter-and-said-surprise-me-because-i-never https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15073-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg McDonalds Order Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I went to McDonald's and slammed ten bucks on the counter and said, "Surprise me! Because I never get what I ask for anyway!" | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15073-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg McDonalds Order Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I went to McDonald's and slammed ten bucks on the counter and said, "Surprise me! Because I never get what I ask for anyway!" Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15074/doctor-your-girlfriend-is-pregnant-guy-but-doctor-that-cant-be-right-we-use-condoms-everytime https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15074-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Your girlfriend Is pregnant joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Doctor: Your girlfriend Is pregnant. Guy: But doctor that can't be right. We use condoms everytime we have sex. Doctor: Well, the test result would su... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15074-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Your girlfriend Is pregnant joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Doctor: Your girlfriend Is pregnant. Guy: But doctor that can't be right. We use condoms everytime we have sex. Doctor: Well, the test result would s... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15075/man-to-the-ticket-agent-at-the-airport-id-like-this-bag-to-go-to-cleveland-and-this-bag-to https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15075-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Airline Ticket Agent Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Man to the ticket agent at the airport: "I'd like this bag to go to Cleveland and this bag to Tulsa. Ticket Agent: "I'm sorry sir, we can't do that. "... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15075-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Airline Ticket Agent Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Man to the ticket agent at the airport: "I'd like this bag to go to Cleveland and this bag to Tulsa. Ticket Agent: "I'm sorry sir, we can't... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15076/i-used-to-think-drinking-alcohol-was-bad-for-me-so-i-gave-up-thinking https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15076-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Drinking Problem Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I used to think drinking alcohol was bad for me, so I gave up thinking. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15076-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Drinking Problem Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I used to think drinking alcohol was bad for me, so I gave up thinking. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15077/quitting-is-easy-its-not-starting-again-thats-hard https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15077-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Quitting is easy joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Quitting Is Easy, It's Not Starting Again That's Hard. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15077-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Quitting is easy joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Quitting Is Easy, It's Not Starting Again That's Hard. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15078/lego-store-reopens-after-lockdown-folks-lined-up-for-blocks https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15078-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Lego Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Lego store reopens after lockdown! Folks lined up for blocks! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15078-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Lego Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Lego store reopens after lockdown! Folks lined up for blocks! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15079/my-wife-has-just-fallen-over-and-dropped-a-basket-full-of-freshly-ironed-clothes-i-just-sat-back https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15079-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Dropped Your Laundry Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: My wife has just fallen over and dropped a basket full of freshly ironed clothes. I just sat back and watched it all unfold! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15079-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Dropped Your Laundry Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: My wife has just fallen over and dropped a basket full of freshly ironed clothes. I just sat back and watched it all unfold! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15080/i-once-met-a-korean-martial-artist-who-was-giving-away-free-chocolate-bars-i-asked-him-if-i-could https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15080-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Korean martial artist joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I once met a Korean martial artist who was giving away free chocolate bars. I asked him if I could take two. He said No! You can Taekwondo. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15080-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Korean martial artist joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I once met a Korean martial artist who was giving away free chocolate bars. I asked him if I could take two. He said No! You can Taekwondo. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15081/i-was-at-a-restaurant-and-said-to-the-waitress-excuse-me-can-i-ask-you-something-about-the-menu https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15081-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Don%27t insult your waitress joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I was at a restaurant and said to the waitress "Excuse me, can I ask you something about the menu please?" She kicked me out and said, "The men I plea... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15081-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Don%27t insult your waitress joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I was at a restaurant and said to the waitress "Excuse me, can I ask you something about the menu please?" She kicked me out and said, &quo... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15082/two-windmills-are-in-a-field-one-asks-what-kind-of-music-do-you-like-the-other-one-says https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15082-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Windmill Music Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Two windmills are in a field. One asks, "What kind of music do you like?" The other one says, "Well, I'm a big metal fan." | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15082-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Windmill Music Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Two windmills are in a field. One asks, "What kind of music do you like?" The other one says, "Well, I'm a big metal fan." Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15083/george-an-83-year-old-man-was-going-up-to-bed-when-his-wife-told-him-that-hed-left-the-light-on https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15083-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Cops and Robbers Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: George an 83-year-old man, was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garage, which she could see from the bedroom... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15083-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Cops and Robbers Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: George an 83-year-old man, was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garage, which she could see from the bedroom... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15084/paul-got-a-part-time-job-at-the-post-office-he-was-thrilled-because-he-had-been-looking-for https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15084-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Post Office Worker Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Paul got a part-time job at the Post Office. He was thrilled because he had been looking for employment for a while, without any luck. It wasn't long... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15084-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Post Office Worker Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Paul got a part-time job at the Post Office. He was thrilled because he had been looking for employment for a while, without any luck. It wasn't long... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15088/why-couldnt-the-young-scallywag-watch-the-newest-pirates-of-the-caribbean-movie https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15088-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Funny Pirate Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: It was rated ARRRR! Answer:: Why couldn't the young scallywag watch the newest Pirates of the Caribbean movie? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15088-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Funny Pirate Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why couldn't the young scallywag watch the newest Pirates of the Caribbean movie? Answer:: It was rated ARRRR! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15091/how-many-feet-in-a-yard https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15091-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg How Many Feet In A Yard Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Depends how many people are standing in the yard. Answer:: How many feet in a yard? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15091-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg How Many Feet In A Yard Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: How many feet in a yard? Answer:: Depends how many people are standing in the yard. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15092/once-upon-a-time-there-was-a-king-who-was-only-twelve-inches-tall-he-was-a-terrible-king-but-he https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15092-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Twelve Inch King Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Once upon a time there was a king who was only twelve inches tall. He was a terrible king, but he made a great ruler. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15092-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Twelve Inch King Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Once upon a time there was a king who was only twelve inches tall. He was a terrible king, but he made a great ruler. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15093/how-did-the-blonde-break-both-legs-while-raking-leaves https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15093-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Blonde Raking Leaves Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: She fell out of the tree. Answer:: How did the blonde break both legs while raking leaves? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15093-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Blonde Raking Leaves Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: How did the blonde break both legs while raking leaves? Answer:: She fell out of the tree. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15094/condoms-do-not-guarantee-safe-sex-a-friend-of-mine-was-wearing-one-when-he-was-shot-and-killed-by https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15094-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Safe Sex Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Condoms do not guarantee safe sex. A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot and killed by the womans husband. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15094-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Safe Sex Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Condoms do not guarantee safe sex. A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot and killed by the womans husband. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15095/well-mr-brown-says-the-doctor-i-have-just-discovered-that-you-have-one-testicle-made-of-wood https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15095-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Testicle Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: "Well, Mr. Brown." Says the doctor. "I have just discovered that you have one testicle made of wood and one testicle made of steel." "But that's impos... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15095-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Testicle Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: "Well, Mr. Brown." Says the doctor. "I have just discovered that you have one testicle made of wood and one testicle made of steel.&qu... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15096/three-men-were-discussing-aging-at-the-nursing-home-sixty-is-the-worst-age-to-be-said-the-60 https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15096-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Nursing Home Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Three men were discussing aging at the nursing home. Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60- year-old. You always feel like you have to pee. And m... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15096-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Nursing Home Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Three men were discussing aging at the nursing home. Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60- year-old. You always feel like you have to pee.... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15097/a-man-and-woman-had-been-married-for-more-than-60-years-they-had-shared-everything-they-had https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15097-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Old Married Couple Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no secrets from e... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15097-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Old Married Couple Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no secrets from... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15098/if-you-have-to-wear-both-mask-and-glasses-you-may-be-entitled-to-condensation https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15098-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Glasses and Mask Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: If you have to wear both mask and glasses, you may be entitled to condensation. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15098-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Glasses and Mask Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: If you have to wear both mask and glasses, you may be entitled to condensation. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15099/i-feel-bad-for-parents-nowadays-you-have-to-be-able-to-explain-the-birds-and-the-bees-the-bees https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15099-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Birds and Bees Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I feel bad for parents nowadays. You have to be able to explain the birds and the bees... The bees the bees... The birds and the birds... The birds t... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15099-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Birds and Bees Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I feel bad for parents nowadays. You have to be able to explain the birds and the bees... The bees the bees... The birds and the birds... The birds... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15100/how-do-i-disable-the-autocorrect-function-on-my-wife https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15100-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Disable Autocorrect Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: How do I disable the autocorrect function on my wife? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15100-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Disable Autocorrect Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: How do I disable the autocorrect function on my wife? Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15101/blonde-sitting-in-a-bar-wondering-why-she-only-has-3-sisters-when-her-brother-has-4 https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15101-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Blonde Sitting At A Bar Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Blonde sitting in a bar wondering why she only has 3 sisters, when her brother has 4. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15101-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Blonde Sitting At A Bar Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Blonde sitting in a bar wondering why she only has 3 sisters, when her brother has 4. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15102/a-wife-finds-a-note-from-her-husband-on-the-fridge-one-morning-my-dear-wife-you-will-surely https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15102-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Marriage and Math Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A wife finds a note from her husband on the fridge one morning. My dear wife. You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you being 57 y... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15102-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Marriage and Math Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A wife finds a note from her husband on the fridge one morning. My dear wife. You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you being 57... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15103/my-new-girlfriend-and-i-were-driving-to-my-parents-when-she-got-a-flat-tire-so-i-called-my https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15103-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Taking My New Girlfriend To Meet My Parents Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: My new girlfriend and I were driving to my parents, when she got a flat tire. So, I called my parents and said, "Sorry mom, we're going to be late. My... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15103-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Taking My New Girlfriend To Meet My Parents Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: My new girlfriend and I were driving to my parents, when she got a flat tire. So, I called my parents and said, "Sorry mom, we're going to be la... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15104/at-a-hotel-restaurant-a-man-sees-an-attractive-woman-sitting-alone-at-the-next-table-suddenly https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15104-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Hotel Restaurant Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: At a hotel restaurant, a man sees an attractive woman sitting alone at the next table. Suddenly, she sneezes, and a glass eye comes flying out of her... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15104-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Hotel Restaurant Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: At a hotel restaurant, a man sees an attractive woman sitting alone at the next table. Suddenly, she sneezes, and a glass eye comes flying out of her... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15105/i-caught-my-son-chewing-on-electrical-cords-so-i-grounded-him-hes-doing-better-currently-and https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15105-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Chewing Electric Cords Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I caught my son chewing on electrical cords. So I grounded him. He's doing better currently. And conducting himself properly... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15105-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Chewing Electric Cords Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I caught my son chewing on electrical cords. So I grounded him. He's doing better currently. And conducting himself properly... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15106/i-finally-realized-it-people-are-prisoners-of-their-phones-thats-why-they-are-called-cell https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15106-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Cell Phones Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I finally realized it. People are prisoners of their phones... that's why they are called Cell Phones! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15106-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Cell Phones Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I finally realized it. People are prisoners of their phones... that's why they are called Cell Phones! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15107/does-anyone-know-how-to-stop-condensation-in-my-home-please-call-the-kettle-is-always-on https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15107-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Condensation In Home Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Does anyone know how to stop condensation in my home? Please call, the kettle is always on. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15107-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Condensation In Home Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Does anyone know how to stop condensation in my home? Please call, the kettle is always on. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15108/if-pro-is-the-opposite-of-con-is-progress-the-opposite-of-congress https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15108-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Pro%27s and Con%27s Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15108-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Pro%27s and Con%27s Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress? Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15109/we-should-ban-jokes-about-clones-theyre-all-the-same https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15109-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Clone Jokes Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: We should ban jokes about clones... they're all the same! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15109-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Clone Jokes Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: We should ban jokes about clones... they're all the same! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15110/how-late-do-cows-stay-up https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15110-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg How late do cows stay up joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Pasture Bedtime! Answer:: How late do cows stay up? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15110-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg How late do cows stay up joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: How late do cows stay up? Answer:: Pasture Bedtime! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15112/my-wifes-birthday-is-coming-up-in-a-few-months-shes-leaving-jewelry-catalogs-around-the-house https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15112-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg My Wife%27s Birthday Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: My Wife's birthday is coming up in a few months. She's leaving jewelry catalogs around the house. Think I'll buy her a magazine rack. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15112-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg My Wife%27s Birthday Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: My Wife's birthday is coming up in a few months. She's leaving jewelry catalogs around the house. Think I'll buy her a magazine rack. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15113/whats-the-difference-between-a-pack-of-pigmies-and-a-womens-track-team https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15113-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Pack of Pigmy%27s Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: One's a pack of cunning runts.Fart.com Fun Fact: October 6 is National Coaches Day! Answer:: What's the difference between a pack of pigmies and a women's track team? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15113-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Pack of Pigmy%27s Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What's the difference between a pack of pigmies and a women's track team? Answer:: One's a pack of cunning runts.Fart.com Fun Fact: October 6 is National Coaches Day! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15114/a-man-walks-into-a-bar-he-reaches-into-his-pocket-and-pulls-out-a-little-man-maybe-a-foot-tall https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15114-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Eleven Inch Pianist Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A man walks into a bar. He reaches into his pocket and pulls out a little man, maybe a foot tall, and a little piano. He puts them both on the bar, an... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15114-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Eleven Inch Pianist Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A man walks into a bar. He reaches into his pocket and pulls out a little man, maybe a foot tall, and a little piano. He puts them both on the bar, a... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15115/a-couple-lived-near-the-ocean-and-walked-the-beach-a-lot-one-summer-they-noticed-a-girl-who-was-at https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15115-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg What%27s She Selling on the Beach Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A couple lived near the ocean and walked the beach a lot. One summer they noticed a girl who was at the beach almost every day. She wasn't unusual, no... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15115-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg What%27s She Selling on the Beach Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A couple lived near the ocean and walked the beach a lot. One summer they noticed a girl who was at the beach almost every day. She wasn't unusual, n... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15116/ran-out-of-toilet-paper-today-and-now-using-lettuce-today-was-just-the-tip-of-the-iceberg https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15116-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Ran out of toilet paper joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Ran out of toilet paper today and now using lettuce. Today was just the tip of the iceberg, tomorrow romaines to be seen. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15116-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Ran out of toilet paper joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Ran out of toilet paper today and now using lettuce. Today was just the tip of the iceberg, tomorrow romaines to be seen. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15117/two-irishmen-saw-the-sign-tree-fellers-wanted-the-first-irishman-said-if-pat-had-been-with-us https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15117-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Two Irishmen Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Two Irishmen saw the sign "Tree fellers wanted". The first Irishman said, "If Pat had been with us we'd have got that job." | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15117-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Two Irishmen Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Two Irishmen saw the sign "Tree fellers wanted". The first Irishman said, "If Pat had been with us we'd have got that job." Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15118/john-oreilly-hoisted-his-beer-and-said-heres-to-spending-the-rest-of-me-life-between-the-legs https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15118-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Best Irish Toast Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me Life, between the legs of me wife!" That won him the top prize at the pub... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15118-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Best Irish Toast Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me Life, between the legs of me wife!" That won him the top prize... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15119/an-irishman-was-flustered-about-not-being-able-to-find-a-parking-space-lord-he-prayed-i-cant https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15119-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg An Irish Prayer Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: An Irishman was flustered about not being able to find a parking space. "Lord," he prayed, "I can't stand this. If you open a space up for me, I swear... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15119-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg An Irish Prayer Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: An Irishman was flustered about not being able to find a parking space. "Lord," he prayed, "I can't stand this. If you open a space up... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15120/my-friend-was-down-in-the-dumps-the-other-day-so-i-let-her-color-the-tattoo-on-the-top-of-my-arm https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15120-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Helping Out A Friend Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: My friend was down in the dumps the other day so I let her color the tattoo on the top of my arm. She just needed a shoulder to crayon. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15120-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Helping Out A Friend Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: My friend was down in the dumps the other day so I let her color the tattoo on the top of my arm. She just needed a shoulder to crayon. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15121/a-psychiatrist-conducted-a-group-therapy-session-with-4-mothers-you-all-have-obsessions-he https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15121-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Mothers Group Therapy Session Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A Psychiatrist conducted a group therapy session with 4 mothers. "You all have obsessions," he says. To the 1st mother, he says, "You are obsessed wit... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15121-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Mothers Group Therapy Session Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A Psychiatrist conducted a group therapy session with 4 mothers. "You all have obsessions," he says. To the 1st mother, he says, "You... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15122/morty-and-selma-an-elderly-couple-were-driving-across-the-country-the-woman-was-driving-when-she https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15122-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg An Elderly Couple Driving Across The Country Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Morty and Selma, an elderly couple, were driving across the country. The woman was driving when she got pulled over by the highway patrol. The officer... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15122-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg An Elderly Couple Driving Across The Country Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Morty and Selma, an elderly couple, were driving across the country. The woman was driving when she got pulled over by the highway patrol. The office... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15123/the-guy-next-to-me-on-the-train-pointed-to-a-photograph-and-said-this-is-my-girlfriend-isnt-she https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15123-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Stunning Girlfriend Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: The guy next to me on the train pointed to a photograph and said "This is my girlfriend, isn't she beautiful?" "If you think she is beautiful, you sho... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15123-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Stunning Girlfriend Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: The guy next to me on the train pointed to a photograph and said "This is my girlfriend, isn't she beautiful?" "If you think she is be... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15126/no-matter-how-bad-your-life-is-just-remember-there-are-people-out-there-worried-about-the https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15126-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Potato Head Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: No matter how bad your life is, just remember... There are people out there worried about the gender of a plastic potato. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15126-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Potato Head Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: No matter how bad your life is, just remember... There are people out there worried about the gender of a plastic potato. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15127/two-brooms-were-hanging-in-the-closet-and-after-a-while-they-got-to-know-each-other-so-well-they https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15127-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Two Brooms Getting Married Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while, they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married. One broom was, of course, t... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15127-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Two Brooms Getting Married Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while, they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married. One broom was, of course,... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15128/i-recently-took-a-pole-and-found-out-that-100-of-the-people-in-the-tent-were-angry-when-it https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15128-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Taking a pole joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I recently took a pole and found out that 100% of the people in the tent were angry when it collapsed. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15128-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Taking a pole joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I recently took a pole and found out that 100% of the people in the tent were angry when it collapsed. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15129/put-a-glass-of-wine-in-each-room-of-your-house-and-call-it-a-wine-tour https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15129-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Drinking Wine Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Put a glass of wine in each room of your house and call it a wine tour. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15129-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Drinking Wine Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Put a glass of wine in each room of your house and call it a wine tour. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15130/when-you-teach-a-wolf-to-meditate-he-becomes-aware-wolf https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15130-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Wolf Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: When you teach a wolf to meditate he becomes aware wolf! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15130-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Wolf Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: When you teach a wolf to meditate he becomes aware wolf! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15131/i-think-i-need-to-lose-some-weight-i-tried-to-sit-up-earlier-and-ended-up-rocking-myself-to-sleep https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15131-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Lose Weight Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I think I need to lose some weight. I tried to sit up earlier and ended up rocking myself to sleep. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15131-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Lose Weight Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I think I need to lose some weight. I tried to sit up earlier and ended up rocking myself to sleep. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15132/coworkers-are-like-christmas-lights-they-hang-together-half-of-them-dont-work-and-the-other-half https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15132-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Coworker Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Coworkers are like Christmas lights. They hang together, half of them don't work and the other half aren't so bright. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15132-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Coworker Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Coworkers are like Christmas lights. They hang together, half of them don't work and the other half aren't so bright. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15133/an-eight-year-old-girl-went-to-the-office-with-her-dad-on-take-your-kid-to-work-day-as-they-were https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15133-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Take Your Kid To Work Day Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: An eight-year-old girl went to the office with her dad on "Take your kid to work day." As they were walking around the office, the young girl started... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15133-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Take Your Kid To Work Day Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: An eight-year-old girl went to the office with her dad on "Take your kid to work day." As they were walking around the office, the young gi... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15134/why-did-the-ghost-have-to-leave-the-halloween-party https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15134-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Halloween Party Ghost Square Joke Meme Joke: He couldn't handle his boo's! Answer:: Why did the ghost have to leave the halloween party? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15134-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Halloween Party Ghost Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why did the ghost have to leave the halloween party? Answer:: He couldn't handle his boo's! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15135/what-do-you-get-when-you-cross-a-vampire-and-a-snowman https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15135-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Halloween Vampire and Snowman Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Frostbite! Answer:: What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15135-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Halloween Vampire and Snowman Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Answer:: Frostbite! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15136/whats-a-ghosts-favorite-food https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15136-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Halloween ghost favorite food joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Boo-Berries! Answer:: What's a ghosts favorite food? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15136-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Halloween ghost favorite food joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What's a ghosts favorite food? Answer:: Boo-Berries! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15137/how-do-you-fix-a-damaged-jack-o-lantern https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15137-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Halloween Jack-O-Lantern Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: You use a pumpkin patch. Answer:: How do you fix a damaged Jack-O-Lantern? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15137-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Halloween Jack-O-Lantern Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: How do you fix a damaged Jack-O-Lantern? Answer:: You use a pumpkin patch. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15138/why-are-all-mummies-workaholics https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15138-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Halloween Mummy Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: They're afraid to unwind! Answer:: Why are all mummies workaholics? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15138-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Halloween Mummy Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why are all mummies workaholics? Answer:: They're afraid to unwind! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15139/what-do-you-get-when-you-drop-a-pumpkin https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15139-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Halloween Pumpkin Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Squash! Answer:: What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15139-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Halloween Pumpkin Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Answer:: Squash! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15140/why-did-the-headless-horseman-start-his-own-business https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15140-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Headless Horseman Halloween Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: To get ahead in life. Answer:: Why did the headless horseman start his own business? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15140-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Headless Horseman Halloween Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why did the headless horseman start his own business? Answer:: To get ahead in life. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15141/how-much-does-a-skeleton-weigh https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15141-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Halloween Skeleton Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: A skeleTON! Answer:: How much does a skeleton weigh? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15141-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Halloween Skeleton Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: How much does a skeleton weigh? Answer:: A skeleTON! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15142/where-do-baby-ghosts-go-during-the-day https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15142-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Ghost Day Car Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Dayscare centers. Answer:: Where do baby ghosts go during the day? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15142-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Ghost Day Car Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Where do baby ghosts go during the day? Answer:: Dayscare centers. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15143/what-was-ted-bundys-favorite-pick-up-line https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15143-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Ted Bundy Pickup Line Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: "I hope you ladies like magic, cuz I'm going to make one of you disappear." Answer:: What was Ted Bundy's favorite pick up line? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15143-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Ted Bundy Pickup Line Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What was Ted Bundy's favorite pick up line? Answer:: "I hope you ladies like magic, cuz I'm going to make one of you disappear." | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15144/why-is-dracula-so-easy-to-trick-on-halloween https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15144-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Dracula Halloween Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Because hes a sucker. Answer:: Why is Dracula so easy to trick on Halloween? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15144-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Dracula Halloween Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why is Dracula so easy to trick on Halloween? Answer:: Because hes a sucker. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15145/what-is-a-mummys-favorite-type-of-music https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15145-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Mummy%27s Favorite Music Halloween Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Wrap! Answer:: What is a mummys favorite type of music? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15145-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Mummy%27s Favorite Music Halloween Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What is a mummys favorite type of music? Answer:: Wrap! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15146/whats-a-ghosts-favorite-dessert https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15146-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Ghost%27s Favorite Dessert Halloween Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Ice Cream! Answer:: What's a ghosts favorite dessert? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15146-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Ghost%27s Favorite Dessert Halloween Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What's a ghosts favorite dessert? Answer:: Ice Cream! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15147/what-did-the-skeleton-say-to-the-dog https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15147-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Skeleton Halloween Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Bone-Appetite! Answer:: What did the skeleton say to the dog? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15147-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Skeleton Halloween Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What did the skeleton say to the dog? Answer:: Bone-Appetite! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15148/what-did-the-ghost-say-to-his-wife https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15148-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Ghost Wife Halloween Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: You are very boo-tiful! Answer:: What did the ghost say to his wife? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15148-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Ghost Wife Halloween Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What did the ghost say to his wife? Answer:: You are very boo-tiful! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15149/why-dont-mummies-take-time-off https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15149-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Mummy Halloween Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: They're afraid to unwind. Answer:: Why don't mummies take time off? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15149-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Mummy Halloween Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why don't mummies take time off? Answer:: They're afraid to unwind. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15150/what-do-you-get-if-you-cross-a-ghost-with-a-sailor https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15150-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Ghost Sailor Halloween Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: A sea-ghoul! Answer:: What do you get if you cross a ghost with a sailor? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15150-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Ghost Sailor Halloween Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you get if you cross a ghost with a sailor? Answer:: A sea-ghoul! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15151/why-are-ghosts-bad-liars https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15151-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Ghost Are Bad Liars Halloween Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: You can see right through them. Answer:: Why are ghosts bad liars? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15151-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Ghost Are Bad Liars Halloween Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why are ghosts bad liars? Answer:: You can see right through them. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15152/whats-on-the-lunch-menu-at-monster-school https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15152-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Monster School Menu Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Human beans, boiled legs, pickled bunions and eyes cream! Answer:: What's on the lunch menu at Monster School? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15152-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Monster School Menu Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What's on the lunch menu at Monster School? Answer:: Human beans, boiled legs, pickled bunions and eyes cream! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15153/how-do-monsters-like-there-eggs-cooked https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15153-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Monster Cooked Eggs Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Terri-fried! Answer:: How do monsters like there eggs cooked? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15153-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Monster Cooked Eggs Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: How do monsters like there eggs cooked? Answer:: Terri-fried! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15154/why-did-the-illiterate-witch-get-kicked-out-of-the-coven https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15154-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Illiterate Witch Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: She couldn't spell! Answer:: Why did the illiterate witch get kicked out of the coven? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15154-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Illiterate Witch Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why did the illiterate witch get kicked out of the coven? Answer:: She couldn't spell! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15155/where-do-ghosts-go-on-vacation https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15155-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Ghost Vacation Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: The Boo-hamas! Answer:: Where do ghost's go on vacation? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15155-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Ghost Vacation Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Where do ghost's go on vacation? Answer:: The Boo-hamas! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15156/what-do-skeletons-travel-around-in https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15156-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Skeleton Travel Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: A skele-copter! Answer:: What do skeletons travel around in? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15156-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Skeleton Travel Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do skeletons travel around in? Answer:: A skele-copter! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15157/why-are-graveyards-so-noisy https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15157-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Noisy Graveyard Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Because of all the coffin-s! Answer:: Why are graveyards so noisy? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15157-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Noisy Graveyard Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why are graveyards so noisy? Answer:: Because of all the coffin-s! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15158/what-do-demons-eat-for-breakfast https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15158-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Demon Breakfast Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Deviled eggs! Answer:: What do demons eat for breakfast? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15158-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Demon Breakfast Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do demons eat for breakfast? Answer:: Deviled eggs! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15159/why-are-skeletons-so-calm https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15159-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Calm Skeleton Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Because, nothing gets under their skin. Answer:: Why are skeletons so calm? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15159-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Calm Skeleton Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why are skeletons so calm? Answer:: Because, nothing gets under their skin. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15160/why-do-vampires-need-mouthwash https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15160-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Vampire Breath Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Because they have bat breath! Answer:: Why do vampires need mouthwash? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15160-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Vampire Breath Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why do vampires need mouthwash? Answer:: Because they have bat breath! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15161/why-do-demons-and-ghouls-hang-out-together https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15161-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Demons and Ghouls Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Because demons are a ghouls best friend! Answer:: Why do demons and ghouls hang out together? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15161-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Demons and Ghouls Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why do demons and ghouls hang out together? Answer:: Because demons are a ghouls best friend! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15162/whats-it-like-to-be-kissed-by-a-vampire https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15162-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Kissed by a Vampire Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: A pain in the neck! Answer:: Whats it like to be kissed by a vampire? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15162-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Kissed by a Vampire Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Whats it like to be kissed by a vampire? Answer:: A pain in the neck! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15163/why-didnt-the-skeleton-want-to-go-to-school https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15163-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Skeleton go to School Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Because his heart wasn't in it! Answer:: Why didnt the skeleton want to go to school? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15163-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Skeleton go to School Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why didnt the skeleton want to go to school? Answer:: Because his heart wasn't in it! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15164/why-are-ghosts-terrible-liars https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15164-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Ghosts are terrible liars joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Because, you can see right through them! Answer:: Why are ghosts terrible liars? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15164-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Ghosts are terrible liars joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why are ghosts terrible liars? Answer:: Because, you can see right through them! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15165/when-is-it-bad-luck-to-be-followed-by-a-black-cat https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15165-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Black Cat Bad Luck Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: When you are a mouse! Answer:: When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15165-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Black Cat Bad Luck Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat? Answer:: When you are a mouse! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15166/what-dog-breed-would-dracula-love-to-have-as-a-pet https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15166-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Dracula%27s Favorite Breed of Dog Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: A blood hound! Answer:: What dog breed would Dracula love to have as a pet? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15166-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Dracula%27s Favorite Breed of Dog Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What dog breed would Dracula love to have as a pet? Answer:: A blood hound! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15167/what-would-be-the-national-holiday-for-a-nation-of-vampires https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15167-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg National Holiday For a Nation of Vampires Jokes Square Joke Meme Joke: Fangs-giving! Answer:: What would be the national holiday for a nation of vampires? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15167-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg National Holiday For a Nation of Vampires Jokes Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What would be the national holiday for a nation of vampires? Answer:: Fangs-giving! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15168/what-does-a-ghost-call-his-mom-and-dad https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15168-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Ghost Call Mom and Dad Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: His transparents! Answer:: What does a ghost call his mom and dad? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15168-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Ghost Call Mom and Dad Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What does a ghost call his mom and dad? Answer:: His transparents! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15169/what-do-you-call-a-witch-that-lives-at-the-beach https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15169-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Witch at the Beach Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: A sand-witch! Answer:: What do you call a witch that lives at the beach? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15169-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Witch at the Beach Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you call a witch that lives at the beach? Answer:: A sand-witch! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15170/where-do-ghosts-like-to-travel-on-vacation https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15170-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Ghost Vacation Destination Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: The Dead Sea! Answer:: Where do ghosts like to travel on vacation? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15170-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Ghost Vacation Destination Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Where do ghosts like to travel on vacation? Answer:: The Dead Sea! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15171/what-makes-trick-or-treating-with-twin-witches-so-challenging https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15171-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Trick or Treating with Twin Witches Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: You never know which witch is which! Answer:: What makes trick or treating with twin witches so challenging? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15171-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Trick or Treating with Twin Witches Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What makes trick or treating with twin witches so challenging? Answer:: You never know which witch is which! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15172/what-do-witches-put-on-to-go-trick-or-treating https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15172-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Witch Trick or Treating Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Mas-scare-a! Answer:: What do witches put on to go trick or treating? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15172-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Witch Trick or Treating Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do witches put on to go trick or treating? Answer:: Mas-scare-a! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15173/why-didnt-the-skeleton-go-to-see-a-scary-movie https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15173-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Skeleton Scary Movie Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: He didn't have the guts! Answer:: Why didn't the skeleton go to see a scary movie? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15173-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Skeleton Scary Movie Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why didn't the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Answer:: He didn't have the guts! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15174/whats-a-monsters-favorite-play https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15174-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Monsters Favorite Play Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Romeo and Ghouliet! Answer:: What's a monster's favorite play? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15174-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Monsters Favorite Play Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What's a monster's favorite play? Answer:: Romeo and Ghouliet! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15175/whats-a-witchs-favorite-subject-in-school https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15175-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Witches Favorite School Subject Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Spelling! Answer:: What's a witch's favorite subject in school? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15175-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Witches Favorite School Subject Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What's a witch's favorite subject in school? Answer:: Spelling! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15176/what-happens-when-a-ghost-gets-lost-in-the-fog https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15176-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Ghost in the Fog Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: He is mist! Answer:: What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15176-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Ghost in the Fog Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog? Answer:: He is mist! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15177/what-happens-when-you-stay-up-all-night-on-halloween https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15177-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Halloween Up All Night Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Something dawns on you! Answer:: What happens when you stay up all night on Halloween? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15177-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Halloween Up All Night Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What happens when you stay up all night on Halloween? Answer:: Something dawns on you! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15178/what-room-do-ghost-avoid https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15178-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg A Room Ghosts Avoid Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: The Living Room Answer:: What room do ghost avoid? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15178-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg A Room Ghosts Avoid Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What room do ghost avoid? Answer:: The Living Room | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15179/what-do-you-get-if-you-cross-bambi-with-a-ghost https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15179-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Cross Bambi and a Ghost Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Bam-Boo! Answer:: What Do You Get If You Cross Bambi With A Ghost? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15179-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Cross Bambi and a Ghost Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What Do You Get If You Cross Bambi With A Ghost? Answer:: Bam-Boo! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15180/why-didnt-the-zombie-like-his-new-house https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15180-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Zombies New House Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Because, there was no living room! Answer:: Why didn't the zombie like his new house? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15180-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Zombies New House Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why didn't the zombie like his new house? Answer:: Because, there was no living room! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15181/what-did-the-jack-o-lantern-say-to-the-pumpkin https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15181-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Jack-o-lantern and a Pumpkin Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Cut it out! Answer:: What did the Jack-O-Lantern say to the pumpkin? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15181-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Jack-o-lantern and a Pumpkin Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What did the Jack-O-Lantern say to the pumpkin? Answer:: Cut it out! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15182/what-do-you-call-a-gang-of-ghosts https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15182-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Gang of Ghosts Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: A haunterauge! Answer:: What do you call a gang of ghosts? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15182-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Gang of Ghosts Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you call a gang of ghosts? Answer:: A haunterauge! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15183/whats-another-term-for-a-will https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15183-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Another Name for a Will Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: A dead giveaway! Answer:: Whats another term for a will? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15183-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Another Name for a Will Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Whats another term for a will? Answer:: A dead giveaway! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15184/where-is-a-ghosts-favorite-place-to-live https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15184-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Ghost Favorite Place to Live Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: On a dead end! Answer:: Where is a ghosts favorite place to live? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15184-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Ghost Favorite Place to Live Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Where is a ghosts favorite place to live? Answer:: On a dead end! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15185/why-didnt-the-ghost-eat-his-candy https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15185-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Ghost Didn%27t Eat His Candy Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: He didn't have the stomach for it! Answer:: Why didn't the ghost eat his candy? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15185-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Ghost Didn%27t Eat His Candy Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why didn't the ghost eat his candy? Answer:: He didn't have the stomach for it! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15186/what-can-you-find-in-a-ghosts-nose https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15186-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Inside a Ghosts Nose Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Boo-gers! Answer:: What can you find in a ghost's nose? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15186-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Inside a Ghosts Nose Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What can you find in a ghost's nose? Answer:: Boo-gers! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15187/what-position-does-a-ghost-play-on-his-hockey-team https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15187-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Ghost Hockey Player Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Ghoulie! Answer:: What position does a ghost play on his hockey team? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15187-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Ghost Hockey Player Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What position does a ghost play on his hockey team? Answer:: Ghoulie! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15188/whats-a-skeletons-favorite-thing-to-order-at-a-restaruant https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15188-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Skeleton at a Restaurant Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Spare-ribs! Answer:: What's a skeleton's favorite thing to order at a restaruant? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15188-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Skeleton at a Restaurant Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What's a skeleton's favorite thing to order at a restaruant? Answer:: Spare-ribs! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15192/why-did-the-toilet-paper-roll-down-the-hill https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15192-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Toilet Paper Hill Square Joke Meme Joke: To get to the bottom! Answer:: Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15192-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Toilet Paper Hill Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? Answer:: To get to the bottom! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15193/how-much-does-a-pirate-pay-for-corn https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15193-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg How Much Does A Pirate Pay For Corn Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: About a buck-an-ear (Buccaneer). Answer:: How much does a pirate pay for corn? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15193-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg How Much Does A Pirate Pay For Corn Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: How much does a pirate pay for corn? Answer:: About a buck-an-ear (Buccaneer). | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15194/for-halloween-i-dressed-up-as-a-screwdriver-i-turned-a-few-heads https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15194-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Halloween Screwdriver Costume Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: For Halloween I dressed up as a screwdriver... I turned a few heads . | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15194-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Halloween Screwdriver Costume Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: For Halloween I dressed up as a screwdriver... I turned a few heads . Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15196/did-you-hear-about-the-atm-that-was-addicted-to-money https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15196-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg ATM Addicted to Money Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: It was suffering from withdrawals. Answer:: Did you hear about the ATM that was addicted to money? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15196-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg ATM Addicted to Money Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Did you hear about the ATM that was addicted to money? Answer:: It was suffering from withdrawals. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15198/two-physicians-boarded-a-flight-out-of-seattle-one-sat-in-the-window-seat-the-other-sat-in-the https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15198-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Doctors and Lawyers Coke Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Two physicians boarded a flight out of Seattle. One sat in the window seat, the other sat in the middle seat. Just before takeoff, an attorney got on... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15198-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Doctors and Lawyers Coke Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Two physicians boarded a flight out of Seattle. One sat in the window seat, the other sat in the middle seat. Just before takeoff, an attorney got on... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15199/according-to-my-chocolate-advent-calendar-there-are-only-3-days-till-christmas https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15199-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Chocolate Advent Calendar Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: According to my chocolate advent calendar, there are only 3 days till Christmas | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15199-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Chocolate Advent Calendar Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: According to my chocolate advent calendar, there are only 3 days till Christmas Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15200/the-doctor-said-to-me-this-morning-id-like-to-talk-about-your-weight-i-said-well-it-was https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15200-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Talk About Your Weight Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: The doctor said to me this morning, "I'd like to talk about your weight." I said, "Well, it was about 25 minutes, but at least the chair was comfy!" | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15200-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Talk About Your Weight Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: The doctor said to me this morning, "I'd like to talk about your weight." I said, "Well, it was about 25 minutes, but at least the cha... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15201/deep-in-the-backwoods-of-tennessee-a-mans-wife-went-into-labor-in-the-middle-of-the-night-and https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15201-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Tennessee Babies Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Deep In the backwoods of Tennessee, a man's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery.... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15201-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Tennessee Babies Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Deep In the backwoods of Tennessee, a man's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery.... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15202/my-friend-quit-his-job-as-manager-of-a-muffler-shop-said-he-was-tired-of-coming-home-every-night https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15202-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Manager of a Muffler Shop Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: My friend quit his job as manager of a muffler shop. Said he was tired of coming home every night exhausted. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15202-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Manager of a Muffler Shop Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: My friend quit his job as manager of a muffler shop. Said he was tired of coming home every night exhausted. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15203/a-cabbie-picks-up-a-nun-she-gets-into-the-cab-and-notices-that-the-very-handsome-cab-driver-wont https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15203-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg A cabbie picks up a Nun Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15203-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg A cabbie picks up a Nun Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is starin... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15204/out-of-all-the-inventions-over-the-last-100-years-the-dry-erase-board-is-the-most-remarkable https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15204-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Best Invention Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Out of all the inventions over the last 100 years, the dry erase board is the most remarkable. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15204-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Best Invention Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Out of all the inventions over the last 100 years, the dry erase board is the most remarkable. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15205/so-i-was-at-walmart-earlier-a-lady-was-looking-at-the-frozen-turkeys-but-she-couldnt-find-one https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15205-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Frozen Turkey%27s Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: So, I was at Walmart earlier. A lady was looking at the frozen turkeys, but she couldn't find one big enough. She asked the stock boy, "Do these turke... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15205-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Frozen Turkey%27s Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: So, I was at Walmart earlier. A lady was looking at the frozen turkeys, but she couldn't find one big enough. She asked the stock boy, "Do these... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15206/yesterday-my-wife-ran-away-with-my-best-friend-steve-said-roger-brian-replied-since-when-is https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15206-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg My Best Friend and My Wife Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: "Yesterday, my wife ran away with my best friend Steve." Said, Roger. Brian replied, "Since when is Steve your best friend?" Roger replied, "Since yes... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15206-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg My Best Friend and My Wife Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: "Yesterday, my wife ran away with my best friend Steve." Said, Roger. Brian replied, "Since when is Steve your best friend?" Roge... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15207/its-the-time-of-the-year-when-i-get-to-pretend-the-five-pounds-of-candy-im-buying-is-for https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15207-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Halloween Candy Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: It's the time of the year when I get to pretend the five pounds of candy I'm buying is for Trick-or-Treaters. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15207-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Halloween Candy Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: It's the time of the year when I get to pretend the five pounds of candy I'm buying is for Trick-or-Treaters. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15208/not-a-single-person-asked-me-if-i-could-run-fast-in-my-new-shoes-today-being-an-adult-is-stupid https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15208-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Run Fast In New Shoes Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Not a single person asked me if I could run fast in my new shoes today. Being an adult is stupid! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15208-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Run Fast In New Shoes Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Not a single person asked me if I could run fast in my new shoes today. Being an adult is stupid! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15209/i-was-kidnapped-by-mimes-they-did-unspeakable-things-to-me https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15209-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Kidnapped By Mimes Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I was kidnapped by mimes... They did unspeakable things to me. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15209-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Kidnapped By Mimes Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I was kidnapped by mimes... They did unspeakable things to me. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15210/two-prawns-were-swimming-around-in-the-ocean-one-called-justin-and-the-other-called-kristian-the https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15210-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Once a shark%2C always a shark joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Two prawns were swimming around in the ocean. One called Justin and the other called Kristian. The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatene... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15210-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Once a shark%2C always a shark joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Two prawns were swimming around in the ocean. One called Justin and the other called Kristian. The prawns were constantly being harassed and threaten... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15211/i-went-to-church-today-and-the-preacher-came-over-to-me-and-said-you-will-walk-today-i-told-him https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15211-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg You Will Walk Today Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I went to church today and the preacher came over to me and said, "You will walk today." I told him I wasn't paralyzed, but he said it again with more... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15211-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg You Will Walk Today Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I went to church today and the preacher came over to me and said, "You will walk today." I told him I wasn't paralyzed, but he said it agai... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15212/pat-is-at-the-airport-with-a-sack-over-each-shoulder-when-he-is-stopped-at-customs-they-fin-that https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15212-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Sacks Are Full Of Phones Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Pat is at the airport with a sack over each shoulder. When he is stopped at customs they fin that both sacks are full of mobile phones. When asked why... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15212-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Sacks Are Full Of Phones Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Pat is at the airport with a sack over each shoulder. When he is stopped at customs they fin that both sacks are full of mobile phones. When asked wh... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15213/im-reading-a-book-called-quick-money-for-dummies-by-robin-banks https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15213-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Quick Money For Dummies Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I'm reading a book called "Quick Money for Dummies", by Robin Banks. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15213-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Quick Money For Dummies Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I'm reading a book called "Quick Money for Dummies", by Robin Banks. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15214/did-you-hear-about-the-chameleon-that-couldnt-change-color https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15214-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg The Chameleon That Couldn%27t Change Color Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: He had reptile dysfunction. Answer:: Did you hear about the chameleon that couldn't change color? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15214-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg The Chameleon That Couldn%27t Change Color Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Did you hear about the chameleon that couldn't change color? Answer:: He had reptile dysfunction. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15215/how-can-you-tell-when-someone-in-the-room-owns-a-peloton-bike https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15215-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Peloton Bike Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Because, they will tell you! Answer:: How can you tell when someone in the room owns a Peloton Bike? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15215-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Peloton Bike Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: How can you tell when someone in the room owns a Peloton Bike? Answer:: Because, they will tell you! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15217/two-men-walked-into-a-bar https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15217-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg 2 Men Walked into a bar Square Joke Meme Joke: It hurt. Answer:: Two men walked into a bar... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15217-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg 2 Men Walked into a bar Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Two men walked into a bar... Answer:: It hurt. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15218/why-should-you-never-rob-a-bank-with-a-pig https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15218-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Don%27t Rob a Bank With A Pig Square Joke Meme Joke: Because they always squeal! Answer:: Why should you never rob a bank with a pig? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15218-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Don%27t Rob a Bank With A Pig Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why should you never rob a bank with a pig? Answer:: Because they always squeal! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15219/what-soft-drink-do-pigs-like-best https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15219-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg What soft drink do pigs like best%3F Square Joke Meme Joke: Root Beer. Answer:: What soft drink do pigs like best? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15219-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg What soft drink do pigs like best%3F Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What soft drink do pigs like best? Answer:: Root Beer. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15223/what-did-the-kitten-say-when-its-cat-food-was-stolen https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15223-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg What did the kitten say when its cat food was stolen joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Are you kitten me! Answer:: What did the kitten say when its cat food was stolen? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15223-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg What did the kitten say when its cat food was stolen joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What did the kitten say when its cat food was stolen? Answer:: Are you kitten me! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15224/if-nobody-sees-you-eating-it-it-doesnt-contain-any-calories https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15224-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Diet Rule %231 Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn't contain any calories. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15224-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Diet Rule %231 Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn't contain any calories. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15225/i-try-to-avoid-things-that-make-me-fat-like-scales-mirrors-and-photographs https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15225-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg I try to avoid things that make me fat joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I try to avoid things that make me fat... Like scales, mirrors, and photographs! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15225-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg I try to avoid things that make me fat joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I try to avoid things that make me fat... Like scales, mirrors, and photographs! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15226/for-the-new-year-ive-been-trying-intermittent-fasting-so-far-im-up-to-12-minutes-without-eating https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15226-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Intermittent Fasting Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: For the new year, I've been trying intermittent fasting. So far I'm up to 12 minutes without eating and to be honest, I love the results! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15226-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Intermittent Fasting Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: For the new year, I've been trying intermittent fasting. So far I'm up to 12 minutes without eating and to be honest, I love the results! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15227/i-couldnt-understand-why-i-couldnt-lose-weight-turns-out-there-were-saying-keto-not-cheeto https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15227-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Cheeto Diet Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I couldn't understand why I couldn't lose weight. Turns out there were saying KETO, not Cheeto! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15227-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Cheeto Diet Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I couldn't understand why I couldn't lose weight. Turns out there were saying KETO, not Cheeto! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15228/i-keep-trying-to-lose-weight-but-it-keeps-finding-me https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15228-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Losing Weight Jokes Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I keep trying to lose weight but it keeps finding me! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15228-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Losing Weight Jokes Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I keep trying to lose weight but it keeps finding me! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15229/what-did-one-penny-say-to-the-other-penny-on-valentines-day https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15229-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Valentines Day Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Let's get together and make some cents! Answer:: What did one penny say to the other penny on Valentine's day? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15229-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Valentines Day Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What did one penny say to the other penny on Valentine's day? Answer:: Let's get together and make some cents! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15230/what-did-the-flame-say-to-his-buddies-after-he-fell-in-love https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15230-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Two Flames Fall In Love Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: I have found the perfect match! Answer:: What did the flame say to his buddies after he fell in love? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15230-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Two Flames Fall In Love Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What did the flame say to his buddies after he fell in love? Answer:: I have found the perfect match! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15231/what-did-one-boat-say-to-the-other https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15231-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg What Did One Boat Say To The Other Boat On Valentines Day%3F Square Joke Meme Joke: Are you up for a little row-mance? Answer:: What did one boat say to the other? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15231-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg What Did One Boat Say To The Other Boat On Valentines Day%3F Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What did one boat say to the other? Answer:: Are you up for a little row-mance? | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15232/what-do-you-call-a-small-valentine https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15232-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Smal Valentine Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: A ValenTINY! Answer:: What do you call a small Valentine? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15232-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Smal Valentine Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you call a small Valentine? Answer:: A ValenTINY! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15233/after-dying-in-a-car-crash-three-friends-went-to-heaven-for-an-orientation-session-they-were-all https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15233-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Three Men Die In A Car Crash Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: After dying in a car crash, three friends went to Heaven for an orientation session. They were all asked the same question: When you were in your cask... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15233-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Three Men Die In A Car Crash Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: After dying in a car crash, three friends went to Heaven for an orientation session. They were all asked the same question: When you were in your cas... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15234/why-wasnt-jesus-born-in-ireland https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15234-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Irish Jesus Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Because you can't find 3 wise men or a Virgin! Answer:: Why wasnt Jesus born in Ireland? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15234-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Irish Jesus Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why wasnt Jesus born in Ireland? Answer:: Because you can't find 3 wise men or a Virgin! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15235/why-did-the-dear-need-braces https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15235-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Why Did The Dear Need Braces Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: He had buck teeth! Answer:: Why Did The Dear Need Braces? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15235-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Why Did The Dear Need Braces Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why Did The Dear Need Braces? Answer:: He had buck teeth! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15236/what-did-the-gingerbread-man-put-on-his-bed https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15236-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Gingerbread Man Bed Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: A cookie sheet. Answer:: What did the gingerbread man put on his bed? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15236-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Gingerbread Man Bed Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What did the gingerbread man put on his bed? Answer:: A cookie sheet. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15237/yesterday-a-book-fell-on-my-head-i-only-have-my-shelf-to-blame https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15237-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Book Fell On My Head Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Yesterday a book fell on my head... I only have my shelf to blame. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15237-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Book Fell On My Head Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Yesterday a book fell on my head... I only have my shelf to blame. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15238/did-you-hear-about-the-fellow-whose-entire-left-side-was-cut-off https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15238-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Left Side Cut Off Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: He's all right now. Answer:: Did you hear about the fellow whose entire left side was cut off? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15238-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Left Side Cut Off Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Did you hear about the fellow whose entire left side was cut off? Answer:: He's all right now. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15239/are-you-a-banana https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15239-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Are You A Banana Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Because, I find you a-peel-ing! Answer:: Are you a banana? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15239-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Are You A Banana Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Are you a banana? Answer:: Because, I find you a-peel-ing! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15240/why-should-you-never-break-up-with-a-goalie https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15240-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Never Break Up With A Goalie Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Because he is a keeper. Answer:: Why should you never break up with a goalie? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15240-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Never Break Up With A Goalie Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why should you never break up with a goalie? Answer:: Because he is a keeper. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15241/why-did-the-raisin-go-out-with-the-prune https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15241-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Rasin Date Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: It couldn't get a date. Answer:: Why did the raisin go out with the prune? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15241-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Rasin Date Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why did the raisin go out with the prune? Answer:: It couldn't get a date. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15242/standing-on-the-edge-of-the-lake-someone-shouted-across-how-do-you-get-to-the-other-side https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15242-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Other Side Of The Lake Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: "You are on the other side", I replied. Answer:: Standing on the edge of the lake, someone shouted across "How do you get to the other side?" | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15242-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Other Side Of The Lake Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Standing on the edge of the lake, someone shouted across "How do you get to the other side?" Answer:: "You are on the other side", I replied. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15243/knock-knock-whos-there-owl-owl-who-owl-always-love-you https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15243-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Knock Knock Owl Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Knock, knock. Who's there? Owl. Owl who? Owl always love you! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15243-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Knock Knock Owl Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Knock, knock. Who's there? Owl. Owl who? Owl always love you! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15244/what-kind-of-flowers-should-you-not-give-on-valentines-day https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15244-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg The Wrong Valentine%27s Day Flowers Square Joke Meme Joke: Cauliflowers! Answer:: What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15244-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg The Wrong Valentine%27s Day Flowers Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day? Answer:: Cauliflowers! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15245/which-cow-is-the-best-dancer https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15245-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Best Dancing Cow Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: The one with the best mooooves! Answer:: Which cow is the best dancer? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15245-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Best Dancing Cow Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Which cow is the best dancer? Answer:: The one with the best mooooves! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15246/why-did-the-two-elephants-decide-not-to-go-swimming-together https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15246-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Two Elephants Swimming Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Because they only had one pair of trunks! Answer:: Why did the two elephants decide not to go swimming together? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15246-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Two Elephants Swimming Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why did the two elephants decide not to go swimming together? Answer:: Because they only had one pair of trunks! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15247/what-sport-do-horses-like-playing-the-most https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15247-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Horse Sport Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Stable Tennis! Answer:: What sport do horses like playing the most? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15247-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Horse Sport Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What sport do horses like playing the most? Answer:: Stable Tennis! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15248/what-kind-of-bird-works-at-a-construction-site https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15248-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Construction Bird Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: A crane! Answer:: What kind of bird works at a construction site? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15248-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Construction Bird Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What kind of bird works at a construction site? Answer:: A crane! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15249/what-do-you-call-a-thieving-alligator https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15249-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Alligator Thief Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: A crookodile! Answer:: What do you call a thieving alligator? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15249-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Alligator Thief Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you call a thieving alligator? Answer:: A crookodile! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15250/how-does-a-mouse-feel-after-taking-a-shower https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15250-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Mouse Shower Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Squeaky clean! Answer:: How does a mouse feel after taking a shower? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15250-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Mouse Shower Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: How does a mouse feel after taking a shower? Answer:: Squeaky clean! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15251/where-do-polar-bears-vote https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15251-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Where Do Polar Bears Vote Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: The north pole! Answer:: Where do polar bears vote? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15251-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Where Do Polar Bears Vote Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Where do polar bears vote? Answer:: The north pole! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15252/whats-in-the-middle-of-a-jellyfish https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15252-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Jelly Fish Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: It's jelly button. Answer:: What's in the middle of a jellyfish? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15252-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Jelly Fish Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What's in the middle of a jellyfish? Answer:: It's jelly button. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15253/whats-a-cats-favorite-color https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15253-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Cats Favorite Color Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Purr-ple! Answer:: What's a cats favorite color? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15253-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Cats Favorite Color Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What's a cats favorite color? Answer:: Purr-ple! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15254/why-was-the-spider-using-the-computer https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15254-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Spider Using A Computer Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: He was searching the web. Answer:: Why was the spider using the computer? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15254-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Spider Using A Computer Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why was the spider using the computer? Answer:: He was searching the web. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15255/what-exercise-do-sheep-do-everyday-to-stay-fit https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15255-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Sheep Exercise Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Zoom-Bahh! Answer:: What exercise do sheep do everyday to stay fit? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15255-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Sheep Exercise Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What exercise do sheep do everyday to stay fit? Answer:: Zoom-Bahh! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15256/how-do-you-get-a-squirrel-to-love-you https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15256-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg How Do You Get A Squirrel To Love You Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Act like a nut! Answer:: How do you get a squirrel to love you? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15256-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg How Do You Get A Squirrel To Love You Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: How do you get a squirrel to love you? Answer:: Act like a nut! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15257/what-type-a-dog-laughs-at-every-joke https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15257-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Laughing Dog Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: A Chi-ha-ha! Answer:: What type a dog laughs at every joke? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15257-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Laughing Dog Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What type a dog laughs at every joke? Answer:: A Chi-ha-ha! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15258/why-couldnt-the-pony-sing https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15258-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Why Couldn%27t The Pony Sing%3F Square Joke Meme Joke: Because she was a little horse! Answer:: Why couldn't the pony sing? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15258-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Why Couldn%27t The Pony Sing%3F Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why couldn't the pony sing? Answer:: Because she was a little horse! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15259/what-do-you-call-a-dog-that-wont-fetch-or-listen https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15259-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Dog That Won%27t Fetch or Listen Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: A cat. Answer:: What do you call a dog that won't fetch or listen? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15259-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Dog That Won%27t Fetch or Listen Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you call a dog that won't fetch or listen? Answer:: A cat. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15260/what-do-you-call-a-girl-with-a-frog-on-her-head https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15260-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Girl With Frog On Her Head Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Lilly! Answer:: What do you call a girl with a frog on her head? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15260-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Girl With Frog On Her Head Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you call a girl with a frog on her head? Answer:: Lilly! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15261/where-do-sheep-go-on-vacation https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15261-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Sheep Vacation Destination Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: The Baaa-hamas! Answer:: Where do sheep go on vacation? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15261-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Sheep Vacation Destination Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Where do sheep go on vacation? Answer:: The Baaa-hamas! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15262/why-are-dalmatians-bad-at-hide-and-seek https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15262-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Dalmatian Hide and Seek Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Because they're always spotted! Answer:: Why are dalmatians bad at hide and seek? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15262-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Dalmatian Hide and Seek Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why are dalmatians bad at hide and seek? Answer:: Because they're always spotted! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15263/what-do-scientist-to-with-dog-bones https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15263-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg What do scientist to with dog bones joke Square Joke Meme Joke: They Barium! Answer:: What do scientist to with dog bones? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15263-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg What do scientist to with dog bones joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do scientist to with dog bones? Answer:: They Barium! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15264/what-do-you-get-when-you-cross-a-dog-a-flower-and-a-vegetable https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15264-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Dog Flower Vegetable Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: A collie-flower! Answer:: What do you get when you cross a dog, a flower and a vegetable? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15264-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Dog Flower Vegetable Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you get when you cross a dog, a flower and a vegetable? Answer:: A collie-flower! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15265/why-did-god-make-only-one-yogi-bear https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15265-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Only One Yogi Bear Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Because when he tried to make a second one, he made a Boo-Boo! Answer:: Why did god make only one Yogi Bear? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15265-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Only One Yogi Bear Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why did god make only one Yogi Bear? Answer:: Because when he tried to make a second one, he made a Boo-Boo! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15266/what-is-the-difference-between-a-cat-and-a-comma https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15266-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Cat vs Comma Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: One has claws at the end of their paws and the other has a pause at the end of a clause! Answer:: What is the difference between a cat and a comma? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15266-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Cat vs Comma Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What is the difference between a cat and a comma? Answer:: One has claws at the end of their paws and the other has a pause at the end of a clause! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15267/did-you-know-you-can-distinguish-between-an-alligator-and-a-crocodile-by-paying-attention-to https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15267-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Did you know Alligator vs Crocodile Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Did you know? You can distinguish between an alligator and a crocodile by paying attention to whether the animal sees you later or after a while. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15267-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Did you know Alligator vs Crocodile Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Did you know? You can distinguish between an alligator and a crocodile by paying attention to whether the animal sees you later or after a while. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15268/what-did-the-turkey-say-to-the-computer https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15268-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg What did the turkey say to the computer joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Google Google! Answer:: What did the turkey say to the computer? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15268-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg What did the turkey say to the computer joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What did the turkey say to the computer? Answer:: Google Google! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15269/what-do-you-call-a-group-of-lions-marching-in-the-savannah https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15269-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Group of lions marching joke Square Joke Meme Joke: A pride parade. Answer:: What do you call a group of lions marching in the savannah? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15269-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Group of lions marching joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you call a group of lions marching in the savannah? Answer:: A pride parade. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15270/what-did-the-horse-say-when-it-fell https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15270-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg What did the horse say when it fell joke Square Joke Meme Joke: I've fallen and I can't giddy up! Answer:: What did the horse say when it fell? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15270-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg What did the horse say when it fell joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What did the horse say when it fell? Answer:: I've fallen and I can't giddy up! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15271/what-did-the-monkey-say-to-the-banana https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15271-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Monkey Say To Banana Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: You're appealing! Answer:: What did the monkey say to the banana? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15271-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Monkey Say To Banana Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What did the monkey say to the banana? Answer:: You're appealing! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15272/what-do-you-call-a-zoo-with-no-dogs https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15272-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Zoo with no dogs joke Square Joke Meme Joke: A shitzu! Answer:: What do you call a zoo with no dogs? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15272-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Zoo with no dogs joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you call a zoo with no dogs? Answer:: A shitzu! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15273/a-horse-walks-into-a-bar-the-bartender-say-hey-the-horse-replies-sure https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15273-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg A Horse Walks Into A Bar Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A horse walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Hey." The horse replies, "Sure!" | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15273-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg A Horse Walks Into A Bar Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A horse walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Hey." The horse replies, "Sure!" Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15274/why-was-the-strawberry-crying https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15274-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Crying Strawberry Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Because it's parents were in a jam!⁣ Answer:: Why was the strawberry crying? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15274-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Crying Strawberry Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why was the strawberry crying? Answer:: Because it's parents were in a jam!⁣ | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15275/what-do-you-get-if-you-cross-an-angry-sheep-and-a-moody-cow https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15275-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg What do you get if you cross an angry sheep and a moody cow%3F Square Joke Meme Joke: An animal that's in a baaaaaaaad moooooood. Answer:: What do you get if you cross an angry sheep and a moody cow? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15275-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg What do you get if you cross an angry sheep and a moody cow%3F Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you get if you cross an angry sheep and a moody cow? Answer:: An animal that's in a baaaaaaaad moooooood. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15276/what-do-you-call-a-cat-that-doesnt-tell-the-truth https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15276-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Cat the doesn%27t tell the truth joke Square Joke Meme Joke: A lion! Answer:: What do you call a cat that doesn't tell the truth? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15276-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Cat the doesn%27t tell the truth joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you call a cat that doesn't tell the truth? Answer:: A lion! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15277/in-which-river-are-you-sure-to-find-snakes https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15277-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg In which river are you sure to find snakes%3F Square Joke Meme Joke: The Hiss-issippi River! Answer:: In which river are you sure to find snakes? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15277-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg In which river are you sure to find snakes%3F Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: In which river are you sure to find snakes? Answer:: The Hiss-issippi River! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15278/whats-a-snake-favorite-school-subject https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15278-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg What%27s a snake favorite subject kids joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Hiss-tory! Answer:: What's a snake favorite school subject? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15278-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg What%27s a snake favorite subject kids joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What's a snake favorite school subject? Answer:: Hiss-tory! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15279/why-do-male-dogs-float-in-water https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15279-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Why do male dogs float in water joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Because they are good buoys! Answer:: Why do male dogs float in water? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15279-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Why do male dogs float in water joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why do male dogs float in water? Answer:: Because they are good buoys! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15280/what-do-you-call-a-cat-caught-by-the-police https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15280-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg What do you call a cat caught by the police joke Square Joke Meme Joke: A purr-petrator! Answer:: What do you call a cat caught by the police? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15280-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg What do you call a cat caught by the police joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you call a cat caught by the police? Answer:: A purr-petrator! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15281/what-did-the-dog-say-to-the-tree https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15281-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg What did the dog say to the tree joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Bark! Answer:: What did the dog say to the tree? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15281-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg What did the dog say to the tree joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What did the dog say to the tree? Answer:: Bark! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15282/what-kind-of-cars-do-cats-drive https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15282-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg What kind of cars do cats drive joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Fur-arris! Answer:: What kind of cars do cats drive? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15282-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg What kind of cars do cats drive joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What kind of cars do cats drive? Answer:: Fur-arris! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15283/so-a-duck-walks-into-a-bar-it-asks-the-bartender-got-any-grapes-the-bartender-replies-no-i https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15283-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg A duck walks into a bar Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: So, a duck walks into a bar. It asks the bartender, "Got any grapes?" The bartender replies, "No? I mean this is a bar. We don't really sell that kind... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15283-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg A duck walks into a bar Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: So, a duck walks into a bar. It asks the bartender, "Got any grapes?" The bartender replies, "No? I mean this is a bar. We don't reall... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15284/whats-the-best-thing-about-switzerland https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15284-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Joke jokes Square Joke Meme Joke: I dont know, but the flag is a big plus. Answer:: Whats the best thing about Switzerland? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15284-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Joke jokes Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Whats the best thing about Switzerland? Answer:: I dont know, but the flag is a big plus. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15285/why-do-we-tell-actors-to-break-a-leg https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15285-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Joke lol Square Joke Meme Joke: Because every play has a cast. Answer:: Why do we tell actors to "Break a leg"? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15285-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Joke lol Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why do we tell actors to "Break a leg"? Answer:: Because every play has a cast. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15286/what-do-you-call-a-city-where-hamsters-live https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15286-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Hamster City Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Hamsterdam! (like Amsterdam, a city in The Netherlands) Answer:: What do you call a city where hamsters live? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15286-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Hamster City Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you call a city where hamsters live? Answer:: Hamsterdam! (like Amsterdam, a city in The Netherlands) | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15287/why-did-the-superhero-flush-the-toilet https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15287-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Superhero Toilet Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Because it was his doodie! Answer:: Why did the superhero flush the toilet? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15287-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Superhero Toilet Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why did the superhero flush the toilet? Answer:: Because it was his doodie! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15288/the-only-art-coming-out-of-you-is-in-a-fart https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15288-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg The Only Art Coming Out Of You Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: The only art coming out of you is in a fart! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15288-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg The Only Art Coming Out Of You Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: The only art coming out of you is in a fart! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15291/why-does-a-fart-smell https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15291-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Why does a fart smell%3F.. Square Joke Meme Joke: So that even the deaf can enjoy it! Answer:: Why does a fart smell? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15291-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Why does a fart smell%3F.. Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why does a fart smell? Answer:: So that even the deaf can enjoy it! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15293/a-mexican-magician-said-he-would-disappear-on-the-count-of-3-he-said-uno-dos-and-poof-he https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15293-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg A Mexican Magician Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A Mexican magician said he would disappear on the count of 3. He said uno, dos, and poof, he disappeared without a tres! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15293-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg A Mexican Magician Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A Mexican magician said he would disappear on the count of 3. He said uno, dos, and poof, he disappeared without a tres! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15298/a-flock-of-terns-flew-into-my-marijuana-plants-and-ate-most-of-them-there-was-no-tern-unstoned https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15298-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg A flock of Terns flew into my marijuana plants Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A flock of Terns flew into my marijuana plants and ate most of them. There was no Tern unstoned. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15298-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg A flock of Terns flew into my marijuana plants Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A flock of Terns flew into my marijuana plants and ate most of them. There was no Tern unstoned. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15300/my-doctor-told-me-hell-have-me-walking-in-7-days https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15300-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Doctor Walker.. Square Joke Meme Joke: And he did. I had to sell my car to pay his bill. Answer:: My doctor told me he`ll have me walking in 7 days... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15300-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Doctor Walker.. Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: My doctor told me he`ll have me walking in 7 days... Answer:: And he did. I had to sell my car to pay his bill. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15302/2-atoms-were-walking-down-the-street-one-said-to-the-other-i-just-lost-an-electron-are-you https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15302-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg 2 Atoms Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: 2 atoms were walking down the street. One said to the other; "I just lost an electron!"..-"Are you sure?" asked the other. "Yes!. I`m POSITIVE!". | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15302-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg 2 Atoms Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: 2 atoms were walking down the street. One said to the other; "I just lost an electron!"..-"Are you sure?" asked the other. "... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15304/how-many-hillbillies-does-it-take-to-eat-a-possum https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15304-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Edible Possum Square Joke Meme Joke: Three. Two to hold back the traffic, one to eat the possum. Answer:: How many Hillbillies does it take to eat a possum? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15304-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Edible Possum Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: How many Hillbillies does it take to eat a possum? Answer:: Three. Two to hold back the traffic, one to eat the possum. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15305/where-did-the-dog-get-his-fleas https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15305-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Dog Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: The flea market. Answer:: Where did the Dog get his fleas? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15305-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Dog Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Where did the Dog get his fleas? Answer:: The flea market. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15306/what-did-the-big-chimney-say-to-the-small-one https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15306-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Chimney Square Joke Meme Joke: Your too young to smoke. Answer:: What did the big chimney say to the small one? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15306-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Chimney Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What did the big chimney say to the small one? Answer:: Your too young to smoke. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15307/a-pessimist-sees-a-12-full-glass-as-half-empty-an-optimist-sees-it-as-half-full-and-an-engineer https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15307-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Optimist%2C Pessimist and Engineer. Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A pessimist sees a 1/2 full glass, as half empty. An optimist sees it as half full. And an engineer sees it as twice as big as necessary. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15307-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Optimist%2C Pessimist and Engineer. Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A pessimist sees a 1/2 full glass, as half empty. An optimist sees it as half full. And an engineer sees it as twice as big as necessary. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15309/my-father-was-gop-voter-all-his-life-till-he-died-then-he-started-voting-democratic https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15309-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Chicago%60s Cemetery voter.. Square Joke Meme Joke: September 24th is National Voter Registration Day! Answer:: My father was GOP voter all his life, till he died. Then he started voting Democratic. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15309-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Chicago%60s Cemetery voter.. Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: My father was GOP voter all his life, till he died. Then he started voting Democratic. Answer:: September 24th is National Voter Registration Day! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15310/how-can-you-divide-12-in-half-and-end-up-with-7 https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15310-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg How is 12 divided in half 7%3F... Square Joke Meme Joke: You take Roman 12 - XII. You divide it in half HORIZONTALLY, and you get a 7...(Try it. :) ) Answer:: How can you divide 12 in half and end up with 7? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15310-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg How is 12 divided in half 7%3F... Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: How can you divide 12 in half and end up with 7? Answer:: You take Roman 12 - XII. You divide it in half HORIZONTALLY, and you get a 7...(Try it. :) ) | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15311/what-did-chris-rock-find-on-his-face-after-the-oscars https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15311-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg What did Chris Rock Find on His Face After The Oscars%3F Square Joke Meme Joke: Fresh Prints! Answer:: What did Chris Rock find on his face after the Oscars? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15311-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg What did Chris Rock Find on His Face After The Oscars%3F Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What did Chris Rock find on his face after the Oscars? Answer:: Fresh Prints! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15312/my-church-organist-has-hots-for-me-she-kept-chasing-me-around-the-church-till-she-caught-me-by https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15312-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg My hot church organist Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: My church organist has HOTS for me. She kept chasing me around the church, till she caught me by the ORGAN! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15312-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg My hot church organist Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: My church organist has HOTS for me. She kept chasing me around the church, till she caught me by the ORGAN! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15313/anyone-driving-slower-than-you-is-an-idiot-anyone-driving-faster-than-you-is-a-maniac https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15313-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Unwritten rule of the ROAD. Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Anyone driving slower than you - is an IDIOT. Anyone driving faster than you - is a MANIAC. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15313-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Unwritten rule of the ROAD. Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Anyone driving slower than you - is an IDIOT. Anyone driving faster than you - is a MANIAC. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15316/a-man-walks-into-the-dentists-office-one-evening-doctor-you-must-help-me-says-he-whats https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15316-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Mothman. Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A man walks into the dentist's office one evening. "Doctor!, you must help me!" says he. "What's the problem?" asks the dentist. - "I think I'm a MOTH... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15316-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Mothman. Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A man walks into the dentist's office one evening. "Doctor!, you must help me!" says he. "What's the problem?" asks the dentist.... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15321/what-does-a-robot-do-after-sex https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15321-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg What does a robot do after sex joke Square Joke Meme Joke: He nuts and bolts. Answer:: What does a robot do after sex? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15321-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg What does a robot do after sex joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What does a robot do after sex? Answer:: He nuts and bolts. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15322/why-are-vampires-afraid-of-cows https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15322-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Why are vampires afraid of cows%3F Square Joke Meme Joke: Because they are full of steaks? Answer:: Why are vampires afraid of cows? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15322-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Why are vampires afraid of cows%3F Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why are vampires afraid of cows? Answer:: Because they are full of steaks? | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15323/why-do-you-call-a-cougar-thats-into-anal https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15323-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Why do you call a cougar thats into anal%3F Square Joke Meme Joke: A Pu Ma. Answer:: Why do you call a cougar thats into anal? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15323-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Why do you call a cougar thats into anal%3F Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why do you call a cougar thats into anal? Answer:: A Pu Ma. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15324/what-did-the-egg-say-to-the-boing-water https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15324-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg What did the egg say to the boing water joke Square Joke Meme Joke: I don't know if I can get hard I just got laid. Answer:: What did the egg say to the boing water? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15324-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg What did the egg say to the boing water joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What did the egg say to the boing water? Answer:: I don't know if I can get hard I just got laid. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15325/what-was-et-short-for https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15325-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg What was E.T. short for joke Square Joke Meme Joke: He had tiny little legs. Answer:: What was E.T. short for? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15325-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg What was E.T. short for joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What was E.T. short for? Answer:: He had tiny little legs. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15326/what-is-the-difference-between-dubai-and-abu-dhabi https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15326-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Dubai Abu Dhabi Difference Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi Doo! Answer:: What is the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15326-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Dubai Abu Dhabi Difference Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What is the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? Answer:: People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi Doo! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15327/how-do-you-make-a-water-bed-more-bouncy https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15327-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Water Bed More Bouncy Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Fill it with spring water. Answer:: How do you make a water bed more bouncy? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15327-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Water Bed More Bouncy Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: How do you make a water bed more bouncy? Answer:: Fill it with spring water. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15329/why-do-illegal-immigrants-like-climate-change https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15329-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Why do ilegal immigrants like climate change Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Because it gets rid of I.C.E! Answer:: Why do illegal immigrants like climate change? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15329-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Why do ilegal immigrants like climate change Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why do illegal immigrants like climate change? Answer:: Because it gets rid of I.C.E! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15330/what-is-a-police-officers-favorite-sweater https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15330-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg What is a police officer%27s favorite sweater Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: A pullover. Answer:: What is a police officer's favorite sweater? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15330-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg What is a police officer%27s favorite sweater Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What is a police officer's favorite sweater? Answer:: A pullover. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15331/what-was-beethoven-favorite-fruit https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15331-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg What was Beethoven favorite fruit joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Ba-na-na-na! Answer:: What was Beethoven favorite fruit? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15331-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg What was Beethoven favorite fruit joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What was Beethoven favorite fruit? Answer:: Ba-na-na-na! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15332/what-did-batman-do-in-the-bathroom https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15332-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg What did Batman do in the bathroom joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do Batman! Answer:: What did Batman do in the bathroom? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15332-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg What did Batman do in the bathroom joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What did Batman do in the bathroom? Answer:: Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do Batman! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15333/what-is-a-pirates-favorite-letter https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15333-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg What is a pirates favorite letter joke Square Joke Meme Joke: You would think it was "R" but they get lost a "C". Answer:: What is a pirates favorite letter? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15333-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg What is a pirates favorite letter joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What is a pirates favorite letter? Answer:: You would think it was "R" but they get lost a "C". | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15334/rest-in-peace-boiling-water-you-will-be-mist https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15334-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Boiling water obituary joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Rest in peace boiling water... You will be mist. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15334-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Boiling water obituary joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Rest in peace boiling water... You will be mist. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15335/two-conspiracy-theorist-walk-into-a-bar-or-do-they https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15335-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Conspiracy Theorist Bar Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Two conspiracy theorist walk into a bar... Or do they. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15335-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Conspiracy Theorist Bar Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Two conspiracy theorist walk into a bar... Or do they. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15336/two-little-people-walk-into-a-mini-bar https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15336-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Two little people walk into a mini bar Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Two little people walk into a mini bar... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15336-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Two little people walk into a mini bar Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Two little people walk into a mini bar... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15337/what-do-you-call-two-lesbians-in-a-closet https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15337-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Two lesbians in a closet joke Square Joke Meme Joke: A liquor cabinet. Answer:: What do you call two lesbians in a closet? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15337-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Two lesbians in a closet joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you call two lesbians in a closet? Answer:: A liquor cabinet. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15338/whats-the-difference-between-a-butt-kisser-and-a-brown-noser https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15338-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Butt kisser brown nose difference joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Depth perception. Answer:: What's the difference between a butt kisser and a brown noser? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15338-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Butt kisser brown nose difference joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What's the difference between a butt kisser and a brown noser? Answer:: Depth perception. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15339/why-is-z-the-best-letter-in-the-alphabet https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15339-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Why is Z the best letter in the alphabet joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Because the rest of the letter are not Z's! Answer:: Why is Z the best letter in the alphabet? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15339-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Why is Z the best letter in the alphabet joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why is Z the best letter in the alphabet? Answer:: Because the rest of the letter are not Z's! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15340/do-you-hear-about-the-rabbi-who-didnt-charge-for-circumcisions https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15340-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Rabbi circumcision joke Square Joke Meme Joke: He only took tips. Answer:: Do you hear about the Rabbi who didn't charge for circumcisions? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15340-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Rabbi circumcision joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Do you hear about the Rabbi who didn't charge for circumcisions? Answer:: He only took tips. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15345/mike-and-his-pal-tim-were-on-a-short-visit-to-mikes-grandma-while-mike-was-in-the-kitchen https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15345-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Granny %26 Peanuts.. Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Mike and his pal Tim were on a short visit to Mike's grandma. While Mike was in the kitchen chatting with her, Tim was in the living room - watching T... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15345-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Granny %26 Peanuts.. Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Mike and his pal Tim were on a short visit to Mike's grandma. While Mike was in the kitchen chatting with her, Tim was in the living room - watching... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15346/what-do-you-do-if-you-get-shipwrecked-in-the-middle-of-the-ocean https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15346-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg S.O.S... Square Joke Meme Joke: You just take a bar of soap, and wash yourself ASHORE. :) Answer:: What do you do if you get shipwrecked in the middle of the Ocean? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15346-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg S.O.S... Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you do if you get shipwrecked in the middle of the Ocean? Answer:: You just take a bar of soap, and wash yourself ASHORE. :) | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15347/lawyer-to-james-cagney-before-his-trial-i-think-the-best-thing-would-be-if-you-pleaded-the https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15347-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Plead the FIFTH%3F - No way%21.. Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Lawyer to James Cagney before his trial: "I think the best thing would be if you pleaded the fifth!"..- Cagney: ''I am not PLEADING the FIFTH - if I c... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15347-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Plead the FIFTH%3F - No way%21.. Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Lawyer to James Cagney before his trial: "I think the best thing would be if you pleaded the fifth!"..- Cagney: ''I am not PLEADING the FIF... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15348/where-ever-there-are-4-irishmen-togethertheres-a-fifth https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15348-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Where is the FIFTH%3F.. Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Where ever there are 4 Irishmen together..There`s a 'FIFTH'.. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15348-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Where is the FIFTH%3F.. Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Where ever there are 4 Irishmen together..There`s a 'FIFTH'.. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15350/a-mexican-bandido-crossed-the-border-into-the-us-robbed-a-bank-in-a-small-town-and-then-slipped https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15350-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Mexican translator.. Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A Mexican Bandido crossed the border into the US, robbed a bank in a small town, and then slipped across the border back into Mexico. The sheriff of t... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15350-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Mexican translator.. Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A Mexican Bandido crossed the border into the US, robbed a bank in a small town, and then slipped across the border back into Mexico. The sheriff of... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15354/when-i-was-about-7-years-old-my-mom-forced-me-to-go-with-her-to-the-funeral-of-a-friend-of-hers https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15354-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Kid at a funeral joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: When I was about 7 years old, my mom forced me to go with her to the funeral of a friend of hers that I didn't know. When we got there, I stayed in a... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15354-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Kid at a funeral joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: When I was about 7 years old, my mom forced me to go with her to the funeral of a friend of hers that I didn't know. When we got there, I stayed in a... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15355/whats-the-difference-between-snow-men-and-snow-women https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15355-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg What%27s the difference between snow men and snow women%3F Square Joke Meme Joke: Snow balls. Answer:: What's the difference between snow men and snow women? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15355-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg What%27s the difference between snow men and snow women%3F Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What's the difference between snow men and snow women? Answer:: Snow balls. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15356/why-are-there-pop-tarts-but-no-mom-tarts https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15356-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Why are there Pop-tarts but no Mom-tarts%3F Square Joke Meme Joke: Because of the pastry-archy. Answer:: Why are there Pop-tarts but no Mom-tarts? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15356-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Why are there Pop-tarts but no Mom-tarts%3F Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why are there Pop-tarts but no Mom-tarts? Answer:: Because of the pastry-archy. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15357/how-does-an-astronaut-cut-his-hair-on-the-moon https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15357-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg How does an astronaut cut his hair on the moon%3F Square Joke Meme Joke: Eclipse it. Answer:: How does an astronaut cut his hair on the moon? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15357-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg How does an astronaut cut his hair on the moon%3F Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: How does an astronaut cut his hair on the moon? Answer:: Eclipse it. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15358/what-do-you-call-a-cat-that-sucks-lemons https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15358-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg What do you call a cat that sucks lemons%3F Square Joke Meme Joke: A sour puss. Answer:: What do you call a cat that sucks lemons? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15358-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg What do you call a cat that sucks lemons%3F Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you call a cat that sucks lemons? Answer:: A sour puss. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15359/why-does-a-lion-kneel-before-it-springs https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15359-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Why does a lion kneel before it springs%3F Square Joke Meme Joke: Because it's preying. Answer:: Why does a lion kneel before it springs? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15359-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Why does a lion kneel before it springs%3F Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why does a lion kneel before it springs? Answer:: Because it's preying. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15360/what-do-you-get-if-you-are-allergic-to-noodles https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15360-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg What do you get if you are allergic to noodles%3F Square Joke Meme Joke: Macaroni and Sneeze! Answer:: What do you get if you are allergic to noodles? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15360-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg What do you get if you are allergic to noodles%3F Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you get if you are allergic to noodles? Answer:: Macaroni and Sneeze! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15361/what-did-the-mom-dinosaur-say-to-the-baby-dinosaur https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15361-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg What did the mom dinosaur say to the baby dinosaur%3F Square Joke Meme Joke: Don't forget to fossil your teeth! Answer:: What did the mom dinosaur say to the baby dinosaur? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15361-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg What did the mom dinosaur say to the baby dinosaur%3F Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What did the mom dinosaur say to the baby dinosaur? Answer:: Don't forget to fossil your teeth! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15362/why-did-the-kitten-smell-so-good https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15362-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Why did the kitten smell so good%3F Square Joke Meme Joke: It was wearing purr-fume. Answer:: Why did the kitten smell so good? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15362-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Why did the kitten smell so good%3F Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why did the kitten smell so good? Answer:: It was wearing purr-fume. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15363/what-do-you-get-when-you-cross-a-chef-and-a-meteorologist https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15363-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg What do you get when you cross a chef and a meteorologist%3F Square Joke Meme Joke: Someone who knows how to cook up a storm! Answer:: What do you get when you cross a chef and a meteorologist? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15363-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg What do you get when you cross a chef and a meteorologist%3F Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you get when you cross a chef and a meteorologist? Answer:: Someone who knows how to cook up a storm! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15364/why-did-the-author-put-on-a-sweater https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15364-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Why did the author put on a sweater%3F Square Joke Meme Joke: He was in the middle of a rough draft. Answer:: Why did the author put on a sweater? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15364-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Why did the author put on a sweater%3F Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why did the author put on a sweater? Answer:: He was in the middle of a rough draft. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15365/why-did-the-dragon-sleep-all-day https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15365-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Why did the dragon sleep all day%3F Square Joke Meme Joke: He was resting up for the knight. Answer:: Why did the dragon sleep all day? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15365-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Why did the dragon sleep all day%3F Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why did the dragon sleep all day? Answer:: He was resting up for the knight. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15366/what-did-one-llama-say-to-the-other-llama https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15366-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg What did one llama say to the other llama%3F Square Joke Meme Joke: Alpaca basket for our picnic. Answer:: What did one llama say to the other llama? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15366-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg What did one llama say to the other llama%3F Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What did one llama say to the other llama? Answer:: Alpaca basket for our picnic. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15367/why-did-the-boy-eat-waffles-for-breakfast-lunch-and-dinner https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15367-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Why did the boy eat waffles for breakfast%2C lunch and dinner%3F Square Joke Meme Joke: His mother said he needed three square meals a day! Answer:: Why did the boy eat waffles for breakfast, lunch and dinner? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15367-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Why did the boy eat waffles for breakfast%2C lunch and dinner%3F Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why did the boy eat waffles for breakfast, lunch and dinner? Answer:: His mother said he needed three square meals a day! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15368/what-kind-of-key-opens-a-haunted-house https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15368-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg What kind of key opens a haunted house%3F Square Joke Meme Joke: A spook-key! Answer:: What kind of key opens a haunted house? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15368-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg What kind of key opens a haunted house%3F Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What kind of key opens a haunted house? Answer:: A spook-key! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15370/just-read-the-ceo-of-ikea-was-appointed-prime-minister-of-sweden-hes-currently-assembling-his https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15370-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg IKEA was appointed Prime Minister of Sweden Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Just read the CEO of IKEA was appointed Prime Minister of Sweden. He's currently assembling his cabinet. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15370-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg IKEA was appointed Prime Minister of Sweden Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Just read the CEO of IKEA was appointed Prime Minister of Sweden. He's currently assembling his cabinet. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15371/why-did-the-cow-cross-the-road https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15371-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Why did the cow cross the road joke Square Joke Meme Joke: The grass was greener on the other side. Answer:: Why did the cow cross the road? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15371-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Why did the cow cross the road joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why did the cow cross the road? Answer:: The grass was greener on the other side. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15377/did-you-know-babies-are-born-with-four-kidneys https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15377-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Four Kidneys Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: When they grow up two of them turn into adult knees. Answer:: Did you know babies are born with four kidneys? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15377-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Four Kidneys Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Did you know babies are born with four kidneys? Answer:: When they grow up two of them turn into adult knees. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15378/what-is-a-giraffes-favorite-fruit https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15378-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Giraffe%E2%80%99s favorite fruit joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Nectarines. Answer:: What is a giraffe's favorite fruit? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15378-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Giraffe%E2%80%99s favorite fruit joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What is a giraffe's favorite fruit? Answer:: Nectarines. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15379/i-respect-giraffes-theyre-an-animal-i-can-look-up-to https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15379-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg I respect giraffe%E2%80%99s joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I respect giraffes... Theyre an animal I can look up to. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15379-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg I respect giraffe%E2%80%99s joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I respect giraffes... Theyre an animal I can look up to. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15380/what-do-lemons-say-when-they-answer-the-telephone https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15380-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg What do lemons say when they answer the telephone%3F Square Joke Meme Joke: Yeeellllooow. Answer:: What do lemons say when they answer the telephone? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15380-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg What do lemons say when they answer the telephone%3F Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do lemons say when they answer the telephone? Answer:: Yeeellllooow. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15381/what-do-you-call-a-pool-filled-with-tacos https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15381-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg A pool filled with tacos joke Square Joke Meme Joke: A flotilla. Answer:: What do you call a pool filled with tacos? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15381-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg A pool filled with tacos joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you call a pool filled with tacos? Answer:: A flotilla. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15382/why-should-golfers-take-an-extra-pair-of-socks-when-golfing https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15382-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Golfers take an extra pair of socks joke Square Joke Meme Joke: In case they get a hole in one! Answer:: Why should golfers take an extra pair of socks when golfing? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15382-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Golfers take an extra pair of socks joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why should golfers take an extra pair of socks when golfing? Answer:: In case they get a hole in one! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15383/what-is-made-of-leather-and-sounds-like-a-sneeze https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15383-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Leather and sounds like a sneeze joke Square Joke Meme Joke: A-shoe! Answer:: What is made of leather and sounds like a sneeze? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15383-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Leather and sounds like a sneeze joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What is made of leather and sounds like a sneeze? Answer:: A-shoe! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15384/where-does-a-turtle-go-when-its-raining https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15384-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Where does a turtle go when it%E2%80%99s raining%3F Square Joke Meme Joke: Into a SHELL-ter. Answer:: Where does a turtle go when it's raining? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15384-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Where does a turtle go when it%E2%80%99s raining%3F Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Where does a turtle go when it's raining? Answer:: Into a SHELL-ter. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15385/why-did-the-thief-wear-blue-gloves https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15385-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Why did the thief wear blue gloves%3F Square Joke Meme Joke: He didn't want to get caught red-handed Answer:: Why did the thief wear blue gloves? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15385-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Why did the thief wear blue gloves%3F Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why did the thief wear blue gloves? Answer:: He didn't want to get caught red-handed | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15386/someone-called-my-phone-today-sneezed-and-then-hung-up https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15386-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Someone called my phone today%2C sneezed%2C and then hung up joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Im really getting sick of all these cold calls. Answer:: Someone called my phone today, sneezed, and then hung up. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15386-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Someone called my phone today%2C sneezed%2C and then hung up joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Someone called my phone today, sneezed, and then hung up. Answer:: Im really getting sick of all these cold calls. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15387/what-does-it-take-to-be-an-organ-donor https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15387-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg What does it take to be an organ donor%3F Square Joke Meme Joke: Guts! Answer:: What does it take to be an organ donor? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15387-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg What does it take to be an organ donor%3F Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What does it take to be an organ donor? Answer:: Guts! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15388/what-part-of-a-museum-has-the-most-allergies https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15388-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg What part of a museum has the most allergies%3F Square Joke Meme Joke: The stachoooo! Answer:: What part of a museum has the most allergies? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15388-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg What part of a museum has the most allergies%3F Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What part of a museum has the most allergies? Answer:: The stachoooo! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15389/i-just-ate-a-bunch-of-scrabble-tiles-accidentally-my-next-trip-to-the-bathroom-could-spell https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15389-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg I just ate a bunch of Scrabble tiles joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I just ate a bunch of Scrabble tiles accidentally... My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15389-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg I just ate a bunch of Scrabble tiles joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I just ate a bunch of Scrabble tiles accidentally... My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15391/my-friend-has-a-trophy-wife-apparently-he-didnt-get-first-place https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15391-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Trophy Wife Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: My friend has a trophy wife... Apparently, he didn't get first place. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15391-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Trophy Wife Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: My friend has a trophy wife... Apparently, he didn't get first place. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15392/a-guy-sits-down-at-the-bar-and-orders-drink-after-drink-is-everything-ok-pal-the-bartender https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15392-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg A guy sits down at the bar joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A guy sits down at the bar and orders drink after drink. "Is everything ok, pal? the bartender asks. "My wife and I got into a fight and she isn't tal... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15392-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg A guy sits down at the bar joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A guy sits down at the bar and orders drink after drink. "Is everything ok, pal? the bartender asks. "My wife and I got into a fight and sh... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15393/did-you-hear-about-the-kidnapping-at-the-school https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15393-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Did you hear about the kidnapping at the School Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: It was no big deal, he woke up. Answer:: Did you hear about the kidnapping at the School? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15393-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Did you hear about the kidnapping at the School Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Did you hear about the kidnapping at the School? Answer:: It was no big deal, he woke up. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15394/what-do-you-call-dogs-that-rarely-bark https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15394-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg What do you call dogs that rarely bark joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Hush Puppies! Answer:: What do you call dogs that rarely bark? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15394-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg What do you call dogs that rarely bark joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you call dogs that rarely bark? Answer:: Hush Puppies! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15395/i-was-accused-of-stealing-a-thesaurus-i-was-not-only-shocked-but-appalled-aghast-and-dismayed https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15395-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Stealing a Thesaurus Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I was accused of stealing a thesaurus. I was not only shocked but appalled, aghast, and dismayed. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15395-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Stealing a Thesaurus Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I was accused of stealing a thesaurus. I was not only shocked but appalled, aghast, and dismayed. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15396/why-are-sandals-so-indecisive https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15396-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Why are sandals so indecisive Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: They always flip-flop back and forth. Answer:: Why are sandals so indecisive? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15396-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Why are sandals so indecisive Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why are sandals so indecisive? Answer:: They always flip-flop back and forth. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15397/how-do-you-get-a-farm-girls-attention https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15397-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg How do you get a farm girls attention Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: A tractor (Attract-Her). Answer:: How do you get a farm girls attention? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15397-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg How do you get a farm girls attention Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: How do you get a farm girls attention? Answer:: A tractor (Attract-Her). | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15398/why-did-the-vegetable-call-a-plumber https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15398-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Vegetable Call a Plumber Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: There was a leek. Answer:: Why did the vegetable call a plumber? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15398-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Vegetable Call a Plumber Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why did the vegetable call a plumber? Answer:: There was a leek. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15399/bono-and-edge-walk-into-a-bar-the-bartender-saysnot-u2-again https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15399-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Bono and Edge walk into a bar Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Bono and Edge walk into a bar. The bartender says,"Not U2 again." | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15399-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Bono and Edge walk into a bar Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Bono and Edge walk into a bar. The bartender says,"Not U2 again." Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15401/what-do-a-gynecologist-and-a-pizza-boy-have-in-common https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15401-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg What does a gynecologist and a pizza boy have in common Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: They can both smell it but they cant eat it! Answer:: What do a gynecologist and a pizza boy have in common? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15401-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg What does a gynecologist and a pizza boy have in common Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do a gynecologist and a pizza boy have in common? Answer:: They can both smell it but they cant eat it! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15402/why-are-gay-people-always-smiling https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15402-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Why are gay people always smiling%3F Square Joke Meme Joke: Because they cant keep a straight face. Answer:: Why are gay people always smiling? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15402-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Why are gay people always smiling%3F Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why are gay people always smiling? Answer:: Because they cant keep a straight face. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15403/what-do-you-call-a-sad-cup-of-coffee https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15403-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg One sad coffee coming right up%21 Square Joke Meme Joke: Depresso. :( Answer:: What do you call a sad cup of coffee? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15403-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg One sad coffee coming right up%21 Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you call a sad cup of coffee? Answer:: Depresso. :( | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15405/whats-grey-and-not-very-heavy https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15405-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg It makes sence tho... Square Joke Meme Joke: Light grey. Answer:: Whats Grey and not very heavy? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15405-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg It makes sence tho... Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Whats Grey and not very heavy? Answer:: Light grey. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15406/want-to-hear-two-short-jokes-and-a-long-one https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15406-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Joke time Square Joke Meme Joke: Joke Joke Joooooooooooooooke. Answer:: Want to hear two short jokes and a long one? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15406-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Joke time Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Want to hear two short jokes and a long one? Answer:: Joke Joke Joooooooooooooooke. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15407/bully-got-toasted-because https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15407-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Bully got toasted Square Joke Meme Joke: His OLDER bully gave him a TOAST ( HA! you thought the older bully made fun of him did you?) Answer:: Bully got toasted because... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15407-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Bully got toasted Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Bully got toasted because... Answer:: His OLDER bully gave him a TOAST ( HA! you thought the older bully made fun of him did you?) | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15408/its-corn-who-let-the-dogs-out-what-is-it https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15408-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg You know it right%3F Square Joke Meme Joke: Corndog (Easy peasy lemon squizy right?) Answer:: It's CORN! + Who let the DOGS OUT? What is it? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15408-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg You know it right%3F Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: It's CORN! + Who let the DOGS OUT? What is it? Answer:: Corndog (Easy peasy lemon squizy right?) | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15414/i-dont-usually-whoop https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15414-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Whoop Square Joke Meme Joke: but when I do, there it is! Answer:: I don't usually whoop... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15414-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Whoop Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I don't usually whoop... Answer:: but when I do, there it is! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15415/some-people-are-like-clouds https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15415-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Clouds Square Joke Meme Joke: ...Once they f*ck off, it's a beautiful day Answer:: Some people are like clouds... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15415-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Clouds Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Some people are like clouds... Answer:: ...Once they f*ck off, it's a beautiful day | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15423/what-did-dracula-suffer-from-after-biting-a-snowman https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15423-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg What did Dracula suffer from after biting a snowman joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Frostbite. Answer:: What did Dracula suffer from after biting a snowman? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15423-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg What did Dracula suffer from after biting a snowman joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What did Dracula suffer from after biting a snowman? Answer:: Frostbite. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15424/what-is-draculas-favorite-fruit https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15424-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg What is Draculas favorite fruit joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Neck-tarines. Answer:: What is Dracula's favorite fruit? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15424-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg What is Draculas favorite fruit joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What is Dracula's favorite fruit? Answer:: Neck-tarines. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15425/whats-draculas-favorite-streaming-service https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15425-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Whats Draculas favorite streaming service joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Neck-flix. Answer:: What's Dracula's favorite streaming service? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15425-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Whats Draculas favorite streaming service joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What's Dracula's favorite streaming service? Answer:: Neck-flix. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15426/where-does-dracula-get-his-hair-cut https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15426-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Where does Dracula get his hair cut joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Fang-tasitc Sams. Answer:: Where does Dracula get his hair cut? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15426-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Where does Dracula get his hair cut joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Where does Dracula get his hair cut? Answer:: Fang-tasitc Sams. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15427/what-do-you-call-dracula-when-hes-shopping-for-bargains https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15427-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg What do you call Dracula when hes shopping for bargains joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Dis-Count Dracula. Answer:: What do you call Dracula when he's shopping for bargains? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15427-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg What do you call Dracula when hes shopping for bargains joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you call Dracula when he's shopping for bargains? Answer:: Dis-Count Dracula. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15428/why-was-dracula-afraid-of-cows https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15428-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Why was Dracula afraid of cows joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Because they were full of steaks. Answer:: Why was Dracula afraid of cows? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15428-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Why was Dracula afraid of cows joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why was Dracula afraid of cows? Answer:: Because they were full of steaks. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15430/the-church-doesnt-want-to-kill-the-rats-so-they-trap-them-and-release-them-far-away-but-the-next https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15430-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg A church has a rat problem Square Joke Meme Joke: Now they only come at Christmas and Easter. Answer:: The church doesn't want to kill the rats so they trap them and release them far away, but the next day they are back. Next, they try to ask them polit... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15430-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg A church has a rat problem Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: The church doesn't want to kill the rats so they trap them and release them far away, but the next day they are back. Next, they try to ask them poli... Answer:: Now they only come at Christmas and Easter. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15431/why-do-rats-suck-at-taking-pictures https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15431-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Why do rats suck at taking pictures%3F Square Joke Meme Joke: Because whenever they say "Cheese!" they all scatter to find it. Answer:: Why do rats suck at taking pictures? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15431-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Why do rats suck at taking pictures%3F Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why do rats suck at taking pictures? Answer:: Because whenever they say "Cheese!" they all scatter to find it. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15432/what-did-one-lab-rat-say-to-the-other https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15432-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg This one makes you think... Square Joke Meme Joke: "I've got my scientist so well trained that every time I push the buzzer, he brings me a snack." Answer:: What did one lab rat say to the other? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15432-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg This one makes you think... Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What did one lab rat say to the other? Answer:: "I've got my scientist so well trained that every time I push the buzzer, he brings me a snack." | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15433/what-is-the-difference-between-a-rat-and-a-squirrel https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15433-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg The power of marketing. Square Joke Meme Joke: The puffy tail. Moral: Never underestimate the power of marketing. Answer:: What is the difference between a rat and a squirrel? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15433-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg The power of marketing. Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What is the difference between a rat and a squirrel? Answer:: The puffy tail. Moral: Never underestimate the power of marketing. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15434/what-do-you-call-a-rat-crossing-the-road https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15434-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg What do you call a rat crossing the road%3F Square Joke Meme Joke: Please answer soon I need to know Answer:: What do you call a rat crossing the road? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15434-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg What do you call a rat crossing the road%3F Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you call a rat crossing the road? Answer:: Please answer soon I need to know | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15436/what-do-you-get-when-you-mix-a-rat-and-an-elephant https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15436-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Rat Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Who cares? Its a relephant. (irrelevant) Answer:: What do you get when you mix a rat and an elephant? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15436-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Rat Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you get when you mix a rat and an elephant? Answer:: Who cares? Its a relephant. (irrelevant) | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15437/in-india-rats-are-revered-but-in-hungary-they-are-budapest https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15437-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg A funny joke %28about a rat%29 Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: In India, rats are revered... but in Hungary they are Budapest! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15437-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg A funny joke %28about a rat%29 Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: In India, rats are revered... but in Hungary they are Budapest! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15438/yo-mama-so-fat-she-made-friends-with-whales https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15438-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Your mom Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Yo mama so FAT she made friends with whales! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15438-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Your mom Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Yo mama so FAT she made friends with whales! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15439/yo-mama-so-hot-mexicans-use-her-as-a-hot-sauce https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15439-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Yo mama so hot Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Yo mama so HOT Mexicans use her as a hot sauce! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15439-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Yo mama so hot Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Yo mama so HOT Mexicans use her as a hot sauce! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15449/yo-mama-is-so-fat-that-her-dream-house-is-a-gingerbread-house https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15449-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Yo mama fat joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Yo mama is so fat, that her dream house is a gingerbread house. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15449-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Yo mama fat joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Yo mama is so fat, that her dream house is a gingerbread house. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15455/why-did-the-chicken-go-to-the-kfc https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15455-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Gross Chicken Square Joke Meme Joke: To see a chicken strip Answer:: Why did the chicken go to the KFC? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15455-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Gross Chicken Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why did the chicken go to the KFC? Answer:: To see a chicken strip | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15465/what-do-you-call-a-guy-whos-crazy-about-breasts https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15465-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Stay calm and think Knockers Square Joke Meme Joke: A chestNUT. Answer:: What do you call a guy who's crazy about breasts? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15465-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Stay calm and think Knockers Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you call a guy who's crazy about breasts? Answer:: A chestNUT. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15470/whys-santas-sack-so-big https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15470-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Santa sack joke Square Joke Meme Joke: He only cums once a year. Answer:: Why's Santa's sack so big? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15470-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Santa sack joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why's Santa's sack so big? Answer:: He only cums once a year. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15471/what-did-cinderella-say-when-she-got-to-the-ball https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15471-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Cinderella joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Nothing... She gagged... Answer:: What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15471-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Cinderella joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Answer:: Nothing... She gagged... | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15472/whats-red-and-bad-for-your-teeth https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15472-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Teeth joke Square Joke Meme Joke: a brick. Answer:: What's red and bad for your teeth? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15472-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Teeth joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What's red and bad for your teeth? Answer:: a brick. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15473/what-do-you-call-a-tractor-with-one-wheel https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15473-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg tractor joke Square Joke Meme Joke: A tractor. Answer:: What do you call a tractor with one wheel? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15473-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg tractor joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you call a tractor with one wheel? Answer:: A tractor. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15476/what-did-one-traffic-light-says-to-the-other https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15476-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg PERV%21 Square Joke Meme Joke: DON'T LOOK I'M CHANGING! Answer:: What did one traffic light says to the other? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15476-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg PERV%21 Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What did one traffic light says to the other? Answer:: DON'T LOOK I'M CHANGING! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15482/went-to-a-new-restaurant-the-other-day-and-tried-the-wookiee-steak-it-was-chewy https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15482-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Dad Steak Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Went to a new restaurant the other day and tried the Wookiee steak... It was chewy. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15482-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Dad Steak Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Went to a new restaurant the other day and tried the Wookiee steak... It was chewy. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15483/whats-brown-and-sticky https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15483-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg What%E2%80%99s Brown and Sticky Square Joke Meme Joke: A stick. Answer:: What's brown and sticky? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15483-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg What%E2%80%99s Brown and Sticky Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What's brown and sticky? Answer:: A stick. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15494/a-man-asked-his-wife-what-she-would-do-it-he-won-the-lottery-she-said-i-would-take-half-the https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15494-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Lottery Winner Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A man asked his wife what she would do it he won the lottery. She said, "I would take half the money and leave you!" "Great!", he said. "I won $12, he... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15494-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Lottery Winner Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A man asked his wife what she would do it he won the lottery. She said, "I would take half the money and leave you!" "Great!", he... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15495/what-to-dentists-call-their-x-rays https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15495-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Dentist X-Rays Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Tooth pics! Answer:: What to dentists call their X-Rays? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15495-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Dentist X-Rays Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What to dentists call their X-Rays? Answer:: Tooth pics! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15496/what-do-you-call-a-magic-dog https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15496-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Magic Dog Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: A labba-cadabra-dog! Answer:: What do you call a magic dog? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15496-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Magic Dog Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you call a magic dog? Answer:: A labba-cadabra-dog! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15498/what-do-you-call-a-book-club-thats-been-stuck-on-the-same-book-for-years https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15498-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg What do you call a book club that%E2%80%99s been stuck on the same book for years%3F Square Joke Meme Joke: Church. Answer:: What do you call a book club thats been stuck on the same book for years? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15498-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg What do you call a book club that%E2%80%99s been stuck on the same book for years%3F Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you call a book club thats been stuck on the same book for years? Answer:: Church. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15503/why-did-the-jedi-cross-the-road https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15503-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Jedi cross the road joke Square Joke Meme Joke: To get to the Dark Side. Answer:: Why did the Jedi cross the road? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15503-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Jedi cross the road joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why did the Jedi cross the road? Answer:: To get to the Dark Side. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15504/what-do-you-call-the-website-that-divulges-the-secrets-of-the-galactic-empire https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15504-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Secrets of the Galactic Empire joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Wookieeleaks. Answer:: What do you call the website that divulges the secrets of the Galactic Empire? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15504-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Secrets of the Galactic Empire joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you call the website that divulges the secrets of the Galactic Empire? Answer:: Wookieeleaks. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15505/what-do-you-call-a-mexican-jedi https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15505-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Mexican Jedi Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Obi-Juan Kenobi. Answer:: What do you call a Mexican Jedi? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15505-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Mexican Jedi Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you call a Mexican Jedi? Answer:: Obi-Juan Kenobi. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15506/what-do-you-call-a-potato-that-has-turned-to-the-dark-side https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15506-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Potato turned to the Dark Side joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Vader Tots. Answer:: What do you call a potato that has turned to the Dark Side? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15506-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Potato turned to the Dark Side joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you call a potato that has turned to the Dark Side? Answer:: Vader Tots. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15507/what-do-you-call-a-sith-who-wont-fight https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15507-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Sith who won%27t fight joke Square Joke Meme Joke: A Sithy! Answer:: What do you call a Sith who won't fight? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15507-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Sith who won%27t fight joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you call a Sith who won't fight? Answer:: A Sithy! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15508/which-star-wars-characters-work-at-a-restaurant https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15508-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Star Wars Restauant Workers Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Darth Waiter and Luke Dishwasher. Answer:: Which Star Wars characters work at a restaurant? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15508-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Star Wars Restauant Workers Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Which Star Wars characters work at a restaurant? Answer:: Darth Waiter and Luke Dishwasher. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15509/how-do-ewoks-communicate-over-long-distances https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15509-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Ewoks communicate joke Square Joke Meme Joke: With Ewokie Talkies. Answer:: How do Ewoks communicate over long distances? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15509-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Ewoks communicate joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: How do Ewoks communicate over long distances? Answer:: With Ewokie Talkies. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15510/where-does-princess-leia-go-clothes-shopping https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15510-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Princess Leia shopping joke Square Joke Meme Joke: At the Darth Maul. Answer:: Where does Princess Leia go clothes shopping? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15510-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Princess Leia shopping joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Where does Princess Leia go clothes shopping? Answer:: At the Darth Maul. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15513/what-is-a-snakes-favorite-subject https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15513-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Shhhh no one should know Square Joke Meme Joke: Hissssss-tory. Answer:: What is a snake's favorite subject? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15513-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Shhhh no one should know Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What is a snake's favorite subject? Answer:: Hissssss-tory. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15514/a-man-walked-into-a-bar https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15514-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg ssilly915 joke Square Joke Meme Joke: He went Ow! Answer:: A man walked into a bar... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15514-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg ssilly915 joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A man walked into a bar... Answer:: He went Ow! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15515/yo-mama-is-so-fat-that-when-she-crosses-the-road-and-gets-hit-by-a-bus-the-bus-explodes-and-she https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15515-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg The crossing Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Yo Mama is so fat that when she crosses the road and gets hit by a bus, the bus explodes and she keeps on walking like nothing happened. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15515-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg The crossing Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Yo Mama is so fat that when she crosses the road and gets hit by a bus, the bus explodes and she keeps on walking like nothing happened. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15516/yo-mama-is-so-fat-that-when-she-sneezes-the-climate-change https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15516-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Explosion Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Yo mama is so fat that when she sneezes the climate change. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15516-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Explosion Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Yo mama is so fat that when she sneezes the climate change. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15517/yo-mama-is-so-fat-that-when-all-the-leaves-fall-from-the-tree-she-goes-outside-and-farts-the-yard https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15517-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Atumn Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Yo mama is so fat that when all the leaves fall from the tree, she goes outside and farts the yard clean. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15517-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Atumn Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Yo mama is so fat that when all the leaves fall from the tree, she goes outside and farts the yard clean. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15518/yo-mama-so-fat-that-when-she-takes-a-step-people-die-from-tremors https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15518-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Footsteps Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Yo mama so fat that when she takes a step, people die from tremors. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15518-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Footsteps Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Yo mama so fat that when she takes a step, people die from tremors. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15519/yo-mama-soooo-fat-so-fat-that-when-she-blinks-your-daddy-has-to-lift-up-her-eyelids https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15519-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Blinky Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Yo mama soooo fat, so fat that when she blinks your daddy has to lift up her eyelids. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15519-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Blinky Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Yo mama soooo fat, so fat that when she blinks your daddy has to lift up her eyelids. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15520/what-makes-a-fish-fall-off-a-cliff https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15520-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Cliffdiver Square Joke Meme Joke: Legs. Answer:: What makes a fish fall off a cliff? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15520-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Cliffdiver Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What makes a fish fall off a cliff? Answer:: Legs. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15523/whats-the-difference-between-a-chickpea-and-a-red-kidney-bean https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15523-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg What%27s the difference between a chickpea and a red kidney bean joke Square Joke Meme Joke: I've never had a red kidney bean on my face. Answer:: What's the difference between a chickpea and a red kidney bean? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15523-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg What%27s the difference between a chickpea and a red kidney bean joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What's the difference between a chickpea and a red kidney bean? Answer:: I've never had a red kidney bean on my face. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15524/why-should-you-never-go-camping-in-100-kmh-wind https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15524-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Windy Camping Square Joke Meme Joke: It's pretty in tents! Answer:: Why should you never go camping in 100 kmh wind? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15524-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Windy Camping Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why should you never go camping in 100 kmh wind? Answer:: It's pretty in tents! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15525/why-did-the-scarecrow-receive-an-award https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15525-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Scarecrow Joke %28In Prep for Fall%29 Square Joke Meme Joke: Because he was outstanding in his field! Answer:: Why did the scarecrow receive an award? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15525-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Scarecrow Joke %28In Prep for Fall%29 Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why did the scarecrow receive an award? Answer:: Because he was outstanding in his field! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15526/why-was-the-broom-considered-an-amazing-performer https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15526-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Broom Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Because he swept the crowd away! Answer:: Why was the broom considered an amazing performer? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15526-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Broom Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why was the broom considered an amazing performer? Answer:: Because he swept the crowd away! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15527/whats-the-difference-between-a-pimple-and-a-priest https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15527-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Religious Joke %282nd One Ever%21%29 Square Joke Meme Joke: At least a pimple waits 13 years to come on your face! Answer:: What's the difference between a pimple and a priest? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15527-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Religious Joke %282nd One Ever%21%29 Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What's the difference between a pimple and a priest? Answer:: At least a pimple waits 13 years to come on your face! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15528/yo-momma-so-stupid-she-brought-a-spoon-to-the-super-bowl https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15528-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Super Bowl Yo Momma Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Yo momma so stupid... she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15528-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Super Bowl Yo Momma Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Yo momma so stupid... she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl! Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15529/whats-the-difference-between-men-and-a-door https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15529-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Wow%2C Just Wow Square Joke Meme Joke: Women would rather open a door. Answer:: Whats the difference between men and a door? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15529-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Wow%2C Just Wow Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Whats the difference between men and a door? Answer:: Women would rather open a door. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15530/what-do-you-call-a-mexican-fighting-a-priest https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15530-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg What do you call a Mexican fighting a priest%3F Square Joke Meme Joke: Alien vs. Predator! Answer:: What do you call a Mexican fighting a priest? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15530-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg What do you call a Mexican fighting a priest%3F Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you call a Mexican fighting a priest? Answer:: Alien vs. Predator! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15531/why-does-a-moon-rock-taste-better-than-an-earth-rock https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15531-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Why does a moon rock taste better than an earth rock%3F Square Joke Meme Joke: A moon rock's a little meteor. Answer:: Why does a moon rock taste better than an earth rock? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15531-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Why does a moon rock taste better than an earth rock%3F Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why does a moon rock taste better than an earth rock? Answer:: A moon rock's a little meteor. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15532/what-do-you-call-a-cow-with-only-two-right-legs https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15532-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg What do you call a cow with only two right legs%3F Square Joke Meme Joke: Lean Beef. Answer:: What do you call a cow with only two right legs? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15532-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg What do you call a cow with only two right legs%3F Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you call a cow with only two right legs? Answer:: Lean Beef. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15533/there-is-only-one-thing-i-cant-deal-with https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15533-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg There is only one thing I can%27t deal with joke Square Joke Meme Joke: A deck of cards that is glued together! Answer:: There is only one thing I can't deal with... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15533-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg There is only one thing I can%27t deal with joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: There is only one thing I can't deal with... Answer:: A deck of cards that is glued together! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15538/what-did-yoda-say-when-he-first-saw-star-wars-in-1080p https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15538-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg What did Yoda say when he first saw Star Wars in 1080P... Square Joke Meme Joke: HD Am I? Answer:: What did Yoda say when he first saw Star Wars in 1080P? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15538-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg What did Yoda say when he first saw Star Wars in 1080P... Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What did Yoda say when he first saw Star Wars in 1080P? Answer:: HD Am I? | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15540/what-do-you-call-5-ants-plus-5-ants https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15540-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Ant Math Square Joke Meme Joke: Ten-ants! Answer:: What do you call 5 ants plus 5 ants? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15540-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Ant Math Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you call 5 ants plus 5 ants? Answer:: Ten-ants! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15541/what-do-you-call-ants-that-you-bring-in-from-a-foreign-country https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15541-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Ants from a different country Square Joke Meme Joke: Import-ant! Answer:: What do you call ants that you bring in from a foreign country? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15541-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Ants from a different country Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you call ants that you bring in from a foreign country? Answer:: Import-ant! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15542/what-do-you-call-an-ant-that-goes-to-school https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15542-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Ant that goes to school Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Brilli-ant! Answer:: What do you call an ant that goes to school? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15542-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Ant that goes to school Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you call an ant that goes to school? Answer:: Brilli-ant! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15543/what-do-you-call-an-ant-looking-for-a-job https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15543-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Ant looking for a job joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Applic-ant! Answer:: What do you call an ant looking for a job? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15543-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Ant looking for a job joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you call an ant looking for a job? Answer:: Applic-ant! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15544/what-do-you-call-a-spy-ant https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15544-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg What do you call a spy ant%3F Square Joke Meme Joke: Inform-ant. Answer:: What do you call a spy ant? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15544-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg What do you call a spy ant%3F Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you call a spy ant? Answer:: Inform-ant. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15545/what-do-you-call-a-very-little-ant https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15545-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg A vey little ant joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Inf-ant! Answer:: What do you call a very little ant? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15545-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg A vey little ant joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you call a very little ant? Answer:: Inf-ant! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15546/what-do-you-call-an-ant-that-uses-a-gun https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15546-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg An ant that uses a gun Square Joke Meme Joke: Milit-ant! Answer:: What do you call an ant that uses a gun? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15546-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg An ant that uses a gun Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you call an ant that uses a gun? Answer:: Milit-ant! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15547/what-do-you-call-an-ant-that-is-a-specialist https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15547-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Specialist Ants Square Joke Meme Joke: Consult-ant! Answer:: What do you call an ant that is a specialist? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15547-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Specialist Ants Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you call an ant that is a specialist? Answer:: Consult-ant! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15548/what-do-you-call-an-ant-that-has-an-exaggerated-sense-of-its-own-abilities https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15548-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg A proud ant joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Arrog-ant! Answer:: What do you call an ant that has an exaggerated sense of it's own abilities? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15548-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg A proud ant joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you call an ant that has an exaggerated sense of it's own abilities? Answer:: Arrog-ant! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15549/what-do-you-call-an-ant-that-is-cruel-and-oppressive https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15549-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Cruel and oppressive ant joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Tyr-ant! Answer:: What do you call an ant that is cruel and oppressive? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15549-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Cruel and oppressive ant joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you call an ant that is cruel and oppressive? Answer:: Tyr-ant! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15550/what-do-you-call-an-ant-that-is-calm-and-composed https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15550-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Calm and composed ant Square Joke Meme Joke: Cool-ant! Answer:: What do you call an ant that is calm and composed? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15550-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Calm and composed ant Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you call an ant that is calm and composed? Answer:: Cool-ant! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15551/what-do-you-call-an-ant-that-changed-from-evil-to-good https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15551-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Ant that changes from evil to good joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Repent-ant! Answer:: What do you call an ant that changed from evil to good? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15551-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Ant that changes from evil to good joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you call an ant that changed from evil to good? Answer:: Repent-ant! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15591/what-did-the-jewish-bartender-do-when-he-ran-out-of-beer https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15591-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Jewish Bartender Square Joke Meme Joke: He-brews it. Answer:: What did the Jewish bartender do when he ran out of beer? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15591-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Jewish Bartender Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What did the Jewish bartender do when he ran out of beer? Answer:: He-brews it. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15596/why-was-the-belt-arrested https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15596-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Why was the belt arrested Square Joke Meme Joke: Because it held up a pair of pants! Answer:: Why was the belt arrested? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15596-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Why was the belt arrested Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why was the belt arrested? Answer:: Because it held up a pair of pants! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15597/why-dont-skeletons-trust-each-other https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15597-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Skeleton Square Joke Meme Joke: They don't have the guts!!! Answer:: Why don't skeletons trust each other? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15597-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Skeleton Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why don't skeletons trust each other? Answer:: They don't have the guts!!! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15599/why-dont-oysters-donate-to-charity https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15599-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Oyster charity Square Joke Meme Joke: Because they're shellfish!!! Answer:: Why don't oysters donate to charity? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15599-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Oyster charity Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why don't oysters donate to charity? Answer:: Because they're shellfish!!! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15600/why-did-the-banana-go-to-the-doctor https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15600-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg A Funny Banana Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Because it wasn't peeling well! Answer:: Why did the banana go to the doctor? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15600-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg A Funny Banana Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why did the banana go to the doctor? Answer:: Because it wasn't peeling well! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15601/why-did-the-pencil-go-to-the-party https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15601-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Pencil Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Because it wanted to draw some attention!! Answer:: Why did the pencil go to the party? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15601-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Pencil Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why did the pencil go to the party? Answer:: Because it wanted to draw some attention!! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15603/someone-asked-me-where-did-your-sister-go-hunting-i-said-alaska-he-said-never-mind-ill https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15603-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Where did your sister go hunting Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Someone asked me, "Where did your sister go hunting?". I said, "Alaska." He said, "Never mind I'll ask her myself!" | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15603-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Where did your sister go hunting Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Someone asked me, "Where did your sister go hunting?". I said, "Alaska." He said, "Never mind I'll ask her myself!" Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15604/what-do-you-call-a-broke-santa-claus https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15604-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg What do you call a broke Santa Claus Square Joke Meme Joke: Saint Nickel-less! Answer:: What do you call a broke Santa Claus? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15604-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg What do you call a broke Santa Claus Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you call a broke Santa Claus? Answer:: Saint Nickel-less! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15605/what-do-they-sing-to-christmas-trees-at-the-retirement-parties https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15605-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg What do they sing to Christmas trees at the retirement parties Square Joke Meme Joke: Fir he's a jolly good fellow... Answer:: What do they sing to Christmas trees at the retirement parties? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15605-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg What do they sing to Christmas trees at the retirement parties Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do they sing to Christmas trees at the retirement parties? Answer:: Fir he's a jolly good fellow... | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15606/why-do-santas-helpers-get-depressed https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15606-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Why do Santa%27s helpers get depressed Square Joke Meme Joke: Low elf-esteem! Answer:: Why do Santa's helpers get depressed? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15606-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Why do Santa%27s helpers get depressed Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why do Santa's helpers get depressed? Answer:: Low elf-esteem! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15612/what-is-the-best-thing-about-leap-year-jokes https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15612-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg What is the best thing about leap year jokes Square Joke Meme Joke: You only have to hear them every 4 years! Answer:: What is the best thing about leap year jokes? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15612-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg What is the best thing about leap year jokes Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What is the best thing about leap year jokes? Answer:: You only have to hear them every 4 years! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15615/what-did-the-good-egg-say-to-the-bad-egg https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15615-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Eggs in a Carton Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Last one out of the carton is a rotten egg! Answer:: What did the good egg say to the bad egg? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15615-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Eggs in a Carton Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What did the good egg say to the bad egg? Answer:: Last one out of the carton is a rotten egg! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15617/why-did-the-jar-of-nutella-break-up-with-the-peanut-butter https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15617-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg The Nutella Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Because it found someone sweeter! Answer:: Why did the jar of Nutella break up with the peanut butter? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15617-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg The Nutella Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why did the jar of Nutella break up with the peanut butter? Answer:: Because it found someone sweeter! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15624/little-johnnys-teacher-was-giving-a-lesson-on-the-importance-of-learning-from-mistakes-she-asked https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15624-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Poor Boy Johnny Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Little Johnny's teacher was giving a lesson on the importance of learning from mistakes. She asked the class, "Can anyone give me an example of a mist... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15624-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Poor Boy Johnny Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Little Johnny's teacher was giving a lesson on the importance of learning from mistakes. She asked the class, "Can anyone give me an example of... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15628/why-did-the-golfer-bring-an-extra-pair-of-pants https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15628-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Golf pants Square Joke Meme Joke: In case he got a hole-in-one! Answer:: Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15628-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Golf pants Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants? Answer:: In case he got a hole-in-one! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15634/yo-momma-is-so-fat-that-people-thought-she-was-a-planet-colliding-with-earth https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15634-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Yo Momma Is As Fat As A Planet Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Yo Momma is so fat that people thought she was a planet colliding with Earth. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15634-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Yo Momma Is As Fat As A Planet Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Yo Momma is so fat that people thought she was a planet colliding with Earth. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15636/what-if-a-minister-loses-his-suitcase https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15636-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Minister without suitcase Square Joke Meme Joke: He becomes a Minister without Portfolio! Answer:: What if a minister loses his suitcase? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15636-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Minister without suitcase Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What if a minister loses his suitcase? Answer:: He becomes a Minister without Portfolio! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15656/whats-the-difference-between-a-pickpocket-and-a-peeping-tom https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15656-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Pick Pocket vs Peeping Tom Square Joke Meme Joke: A pickpocket snatches watches and a Peeping Top watches snatches! Answer:: What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping Tom? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15656-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Pick Pocket vs Peeping Tom Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping Tom? Answer:: A pickpocket snatches watches and a Peeping Top watches snatches! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15657/two-eggs-are-boiling-in-a-pot-one-egg-says-to-the-other-ive-got-a-huge-crack-the-other-egg https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15657-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Two Eggs Boiling in a Pot Joke. Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Two eggs are boiling in a pot. One egg says to the other, "I've got a huge crack". The other egg replies, "Stop teasing me, I'm not even hard yet!" | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15657-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Two Eggs Boiling in a Pot Joke. Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Two eggs are boiling in a pot. One egg says to the other, "I've got a huge crack". The other egg replies, "Stop teasing me, I'm not ev... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15660/im-now-at-the-age-when-picking-up-a-hottie-means-buying-a-rotisserie-chicken-at-costco https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15660-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Picking up a hottie joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I'm now at the age when "Picking up a hottie" means buying a rotisserie chicken at Costco. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15660-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Picking up a hottie joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I'm now at the age when "Picking up a hottie" means buying a rotisserie chicken at Costco. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15662/why-cant-dinosaurs-clap https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15662-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg dinosus Square Joke Meme Joke: Because they're ALL dead. Answer:: Why can't dinosaurs clap? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15662-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg dinosus Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why can't dinosaurs clap? Answer:: Because they're ALL dead. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15666/pov-youre-a-cop-and-your-partners-name-is-phil-you-just-watched-a-woman-commit-a-crime-on-the https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15666-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Funny Government Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: POV: You're a cop and your partner's name is Phil. You just watched a woman commit a crime on the senate floor, "Phil Uhhhh Bust Her." (Filabuster) | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15666-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Funny Government Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: POV: You're a cop and your partner's name is Phil. You just watched a woman commit a crime on the senate floor, "Phil Uhhhh Bust Her." (Fil... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15667/what-do-you-get-when-you-cross-a-shark-with-a-skunk https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15667-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg What do get when you cross a shark with a skunk%3F Square Joke Meme Joke: As far away as possible. Answer:: What do you get when you cross a shark with a skunk? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15667-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg What do get when you cross a shark with a skunk%3F Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you get when you cross a shark with a skunk? Answer:: As far away as possible. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15672/what-do-you-call-a-blind-german https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15672-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg German Jokes Square Joke Meme Joke: A nazi! (Not See) Answer:: What do you call a blind german? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15672-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg German Jokes Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you call a blind german? Answer:: A nazi! (Not See) | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15673/what-does-a-german-say-when-he-sneezes https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15673-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Germany Jokes Square Joke Meme Joke: A jew! (A-choo). Answer:: What does a German say when he sneezes? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15673-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Germany Jokes Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What does a German say when he sneezes? Answer:: A jew! (A-choo). | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15674/why-did-king-von-always-carry-a-pen https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15674-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg King Von Square Joke Meme Joke: Because he was always ready to "write" his crazy story! Answer:: Why did King Von always carry a pen? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15674-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg King Von Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why did King Von always carry a pen? Answer:: Because he was always ready to "write" his crazy story! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15676/how-do-you-light-up-a-soccer-stadium https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15676-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Soccer Stadium Square Joke Meme Joke: With a soccer match! Answer:: How do you light up a soccer stadium? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15676-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Soccer Stadium Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: How do you light up a soccer stadium? Answer:: With a soccer match! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15677/what-do-you-call-a-moose-with-no-name https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15677-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg What do you call a moose with no name Square Joke Meme Joke: Anony-moose! (Anonymous) Answer:: What do you call a moose with no name? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15677-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg What do you call a moose with no name Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you call a moose with no name? Answer:: Anony-moose! (Anonymous) | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15678/it-turns-out-my-local-barber-sold-drugs https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15678-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Barber Square Joke Meme Joke: I never knew he was a barber. Answer:: It turns out my local barber sold drugs. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15678-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Barber Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: It turns out my local barber sold drugs. Answer:: I never knew he was a barber. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15680/warning-when-hiking-please-take-precaution-and-affix-little-bells-to-clothing-to-avoid https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15680-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Bear Warning Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: WARNING!When hiking, please take precaution and affix little bells to clothing to avoid surprising a bear. You are further advised to carry pepper spr... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15680-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Bear Warning Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: WARNING! When hiking, please take precaution and affix little bells to clothing to avoid surprising a bear. You are further advised to carry pepper... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15683/if-k-pop-is-korean-pop-what-is-french-art https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15683-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Kpop fart joke Square Joke Meme Joke: F-art! Answer:: If k-pop is Korean pop. What is French art? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15683-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Kpop fart joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: If k-pop is Korean pop. What is French art? Answer:: F-art! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15691/what-website-do-witches-use-to-do-their-research https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15691-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Witches on the Internet Square Joke Meme Joke: Wicca-pedia! Answer:: What website do witches use to do their research? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15691-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Witches on the Internet Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What website do witches use to do their research? Answer:: Wicca-pedia! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15692/what-do-you-call-the-text-of-a-play-about-coffee https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15692-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Play About Coffee Square Joke Meme Joke: A JavaScript! Answer:: What do you call the text of a play about coffee? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15692-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Play About Coffee Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you call the text of a play about coffee? Answer:: A JavaScript! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15693/what-material-did-the-mathematician-use-when-he-replaced-his-windshield https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15693-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Mathematician%27s Windshield Square Joke Meme Joke: Googolplexiglas! Answer:: What material did the mathematician use when he replaced his windshield? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15693-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Mathematician%27s Windshield Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What material did the mathematician use when he replaced his windshield? Answer:: Googolplexiglas! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15694/what-is-the-most-popular-programming-language-on-tatooine https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15694-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Computer Programmers on Tatooine Square Joke Meme Joke: JabbaScript! Answer:: What is the most popular programming language on Tatooine? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15694-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Computer Programmers on Tatooine Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What is the most popular programming language on Tatooine? Answer:: JabbaScript! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15695/did-you-know-that-nicolas-cage-and-cher-starred-in-a-church-sponsored-film https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15695-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Nicolas Cage%27s Religious Film Square Joke Meme Joke: It's called Sun Myung Moonstruck! Answer:: Did you know that Nicolas Cage and Cher starred in a church-sponsored film? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15695-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Nicolas Cage%27s Religious Film Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Did you know that Nicolas Cage and Cher starred in a church-sponsored film? Answer:: It's called Sun Myung Moonstruck! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15696/did-you-know-that-there-is-an-organization-that-knocks-on-random-peoples-doors-preaching-about-the https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15696-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Spread the Word of Tacos%21 Square Joke Meme Joke: They're called the Chalupa's Witnesses! Answer:: Did you know that there is an organization that knocks on random people's doors preaching about the beauty and deliciousness of tacos? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15696-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Spread the Word of Tacos%21 Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Did you know that there is an organization that knocks on random people's doors preaching about the beauty and deliciousness of tacos? Answer:: They're called the Chalupa's Witnesses! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15697/why-did-jason-derulo-cross-the-road https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15697-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Why did Jason Derulo cross the road%3F Square Joke Meme Joke: To get to ... the title of one of his 2013 songs. Answer:: Why did Jason Derulo cross the road? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15697-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Why did Jason Derulo cross the road%3F Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why did Jason Derulo cross the road? Answer:: To get to ... the title of one of his 2013 songs. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15698/did-you-hear-that-the-lead-singer-of-eurythmics-is-creating-her-own-computer-operating-system https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15698-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg The Eurythmics Operating System Square Joke Meme Joke: It's called Annie Linux! Answer:: Did you hear that the lead singer of Eurythmics is creating her own computer operating system? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15698-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg The Eurythmics Operating System Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Did you hear that the lead singer of Eurythmics is creating her own computer operating system? Answer:: It's called Annie Linux! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15699/what-is-donald-trumps-least-favorite-dessert https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15699-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Trump%27s Least Favorite Dessert Square Joke Meme Joke: Impeach cobbler! Answer:: What is Donald Trump's least favorite dessert? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15699-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Trump%27s Least Favorite Dessert Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What is Donald Trump's least favorite dessert? Answer:: Impeach cobbler! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15700/what-is-a-multi-billionaires-favorite-fruit https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15700-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Fruits for Billionaires Square Joke Meme Joke: Elon Muskmelon! Answer:: What is a multi-billionaire's favorite fruit? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15700-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Fruits for Billionaires Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What is a multi-billionaire's favorite fruit? Answer:: Elon Muskmelon! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15701/why-didnt-the-cashier-accept-a-quarter-with-teeth-marks-on-it https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15701-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Don%27t Chew on Quarters Square Joke Meme Joke: Because the store didn't accept bit coins! Answer:: Why didn't the cashier accept a quarter with teeth marks on it? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15701-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Don%27t Chew on Quarters Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why didn't the cashier accept a quarter with teeth marks on it? Answer:: Because the store didn't accept bit coins! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15702/what-is-michael-jacksons-favorite-kind-of-pants https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15702-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Michael Jackson%27s Pants Square Joke Meme Joke: Billie Jeans. Answer:: What is Michael Jackson's favorite kind of pants? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15702-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Michael Jackson%27s Pants Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What is Michael Jackson's favorite kind of pants? Answer:: Billie Jeans. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15703/what-kind-of-insurance-did-santa-claus-buy https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15703-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Santa%27s Insurance Square Joke Meme Joke: Ho ho homeowner's insurance! Answer:: What kind of insurance did Santa Claus buy? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15703-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Santa%27s Insurance Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What kind of insurance did Santa Claus buy? Answer:: Ho ho homeowner's insurance! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15704/what-kind-of-insurance-did-imogen-heap-buy https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15704-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Imogen Heap%27s Insurance Square Joke Meme Joke: Half Life insurance! Answer:: What kind of insurance did Imogen Heap buy? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15704-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Imogen Heap%27s Insurance Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What kind of insurance did Imogen Heap buy? Answer:: Half Life insurance! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15705/what-is-a-democrats-favorite-george-gershwin-song https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15705-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Democrats and George Gershwin Square Joke Meme Joke: Biden My Time! Answer:: What is a Democrat's favorite George Gershwin song? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15705-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Democrats and George Gershwin Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What is a Democrat's favorite George Gershwin song? Answer:: Biden My Time! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15706/what-is-daniel-kblbcks-favorite-card-game https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15706-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Daniel K%C3%BCblb%C3%B6ck%27s Favorite Card Game Square Joke Meme Joke: Crayayayayzy Eights! Answer:: What is Daniel Kblbck's favorite card game? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15706-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Daniel K%C3%BCblb%C3%B6ck%27s Favorite Card Game Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What is Daniel Kblbck's favorite card game? Answer:: Crayayayayzy Eights! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15707/what-spice-do-people-who-go-to-the-movie-theater-enjoy-the-most https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15707-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Theatrical Spice Square Joke Meme Joke: Celebration Cinnamon! Answer:: What spice do people who go to the movie theater enjoy the most? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15707-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Theatrical Spice Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What spice do people who go to the movie theater enjoy the most? Answer:: Celebration Cinnamon! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15708/what-is-a-music-publishers-favorite-childrens-story https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15708-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Stories for Music Publishers Square Joke Meme Joke: The Little Boy Who Cried De Wolfe! Answer:: What is a music publisher's favorite children's story? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15708-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Stories for Music Publishers Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What is a music publisher's favorite children's story? Answer:: The Little Boy Who Cried De Wolfe! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15709/what-do-you-get-when-you-cross-the-beatles-with-the-rolling-stones https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15709-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg The Beatles and The Rolling Stones Square Joke Meme Joke: Helter Shelter! Answer:: What do you get when you cross The Beatles with The Rolling Stones? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15709-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg The Beatles and The Rolling Stones Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you get when you cross The Beatles with The Rolling Stones? Answer:: Helter Shelter! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15710/what-is-a-comedians-favorite-kind-of-metal https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15710-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Comedy Metal Square Joke Meme Joke: Weird Al-uminum! Answer:: What is a comedian's favorite kind of metal? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15710-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Comedy Metal Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What is a comedian's favorite kind of metal? Answer:: Weird Al-uminum! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15711/how-does-a-cartoon-bear-wash-his-hair https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15711-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg The Bear%27s Hair Square Joke Meme Joke: With sham-Pooh! Answer:: How does a cartoon bear wash his hair? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15711-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg The Bear%27s Hair Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: How does a cartoon bear wash his hair? Answer:: With sham-Pooh! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15712/what-was-the-return-policy-at-the-record-store https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15712-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Record Store Return Policy Square Joke Meme Joke: All sales are vinyl! Answer:: What was the return policy at the record store? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15712-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Record Store Return Policy Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What was the return policy at the record store? Answer:: All sales are vinyl! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15714/where-did-the-basketball-player-buy-his-computer https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15714-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Computers and Basketball Square Joke Meme Joke: Radio Shaq! Answer:: Where did the basketball player buy his computer? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15714-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Computers and Basketball Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Where did the basketball player buy his computer? Answer:: Radio Shaq! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15715/what-do-disney-characters-eat-for-breakfast https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15715-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Disney Breakfast Square Joke Meme Joke: Peter Pancakes! Answer:: What do Disney characters eat for breakfast? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15715-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Disney Breakfast Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do Disney characters eat for breakfast? Answer:: Peter Pancakes! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15716/people-make-such-a-big-deal-when-a-forum-blog-social-networking-site-or-podcast-website-shuts https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15716-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg The Death of a Webbsite Square Joke Meme Joke: I guess you can say, no one mourns the wiki! Answer:: People make such a big deal when a forum, blog, social networking site, or podcast website shuts down. But there's one kind of website that people jus... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15716-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg The Death of a Webbsite Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: People make such a big deal when a forum, blog, social networking site, or podcast website shuts down. But there's one kind of website that people ju... Answer:: I guess you can say, no one mourns the wiki! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15717/what-did-the-disney-fan-say-to-let-people-know-that-he-was-against-ai-generated-music https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15717-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg No AI music%21 Square Joke Meme Joke: We don't talk about Suno! Answer:: What did the Disney fan say to let people know that he was against AI-generated music? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15717-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg No AI music%21 Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What did the Disney fan say to let people know that he was against AI-generated music? Answer:: We don't talk about Suno! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15718/what-did-super-mecha-death-christ-say-when-he-found-his-favorite-strawberry-jam https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15718-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Even giant robots love sandwiches%21 Square Joke Meme Joke: SMUCKERRRRRRRRRRS! SMUCKERRRRRRRRRRS! Answer:: What did Super Mecha Death Christ say when he found his favorite strawberry jam! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15718-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Even giant robots love sandwiches%21 Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What did Super Mecha Death Christ say when he found his favorite strawberry jam! Answer:: SMUCKERRRRRRRRRRS! SMUCKERRRRRRRRRRS! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15719/did-you-hear-about-the-new-hbo-fantasy-series-about-bagpipers https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15719-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Bagpipe Fantasy Square Joke Meme Joke: It's called Game of Drones! Answer:: Did you hear about the new HBO fantasy series about bagpipers? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15719-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Bagpipe Fantasy Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Did you hear about the new HBO fantasy series about bagpipers? Answer:: It's called Game of Drones! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15720/what-do-you-call-a-singing-competition-for-people-who-play-progress-quest-cookie-clicker-and https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15720-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Singing Competition for Gamers Square Joke Meme Joke: American Idle. Answer:: What do you call a singing competition for people who play Progress Quest, Cookie Clicker, and Godville? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15720-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Singing Competition for Gamers Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you call a singing competition for people who play Progress Quest, Cookie Clicker, and Godville? Answer:: American Idle. | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15722/what-is-a-pop-stars-favorite-cryptocurrency https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15722-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Pop Star%27s Cryptocurrency Square Joke Meme Joke: Taylor SwiftDemand! Answer:: What is a pop star's favorite cryptocurrency? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15722-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Pop Star%27s Cryptocurrency Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What is a pop star's favorite cryptocurrency? Answer:: Taylor SwiftDemand! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15723/what-do-you-call-a-singing-contest-that-is-filmed-in-a-rural-area https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15723-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Rural Singing Contest Square Joke Meme Joke: American Idyll! Answer:: What do you call a singing contest that is filmed in a rural area? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15723-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Rural Singing Contest Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What do you call a singing contest that is filmed in a rural area? Answer:: American Idyll! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15724/what-is-shaye-saint-johns-favorite-christmas-song https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15724-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Shaye Saint John%27s Favorite Christmas Song Square Joke Meme Joke: Ah Hurd the Bells on Christmas Day! Answer:: What is Shaye Saint John's favorite Christmas song? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15724-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Shaye Saint John%27s Favorite Christmas Song Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What is Shaye Saint John's favorite Christmas song? Answer:: Ah Hurd the Bells on Christmas Day! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15725/what-equipment-do-you-use-to-increase-the-volume-of-bagpipes https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15725-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Equipment for Pipers Square Joke Meme Joke: A zamplifier! Answer:: What equipment do you use to increase the volume of bagpipes? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15725-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Equipment for Pipers Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What equipment do you use to increase the volume of bagpipes? Answer:: A zamplifier! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15726/what-did-the-computer-say-when-it-was-tired-of-the-user https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15726-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Angry Computer Square Joke Meme Joke: Kiss my ASCII! Answer:: What did the computer say when it was tired of the user? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15726-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Angry Computer Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What did the computer say when it was tired of the user? Answer:: Kiss my ASCII! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15727/i-just-went-to-a-halloween-party-for-rappers-and-rap-djs-from-the-czech-republic-and-everyone-was https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15727-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Rap Halloween Party Square Joke Meme Joke: I couldn't tell which witch was Wich! Answer:: I just went to a Halloween party for rappers and rap DJs from the Czech Republic, and everyone was dressed in the same costume! | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15727-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Rap Halloween Party Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I just went to a Halloween party for rappers and rap DJs from the Czech Republic, and everyone was dressed in the same costume! Answer:: I couldn't tell which witch was Wich! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15728/what-is-a-christians-favorite-social-networking-site https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15728-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Christian Social Media Square Joke Meme Joke: Faithbook! Answer:: What is a Christian's favorite social networking site? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15728-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Christian Social Media Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What is a Christian's favorite social networking site? Answer:: Faithbook! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15729/i-just-found-out-that-one-of-the-new-star-wars-shows-is-going-to-be-about-the-time-that-some https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15729-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Star Wars Programming Show Square Joke Meme Joke: It's called The Bad Batch File! Answer:: I just found out that one of the new Star Wars shows is going to be about the time that some malware overloaded all of their computers, and I can tell... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15729-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Star Wars Programming Show Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I just found out that one of the new Star Wars shows is going to be about the time that some malware overloaded all of their computers, and I can tel... Answer:: It's called The Bad Batch File! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15730/what-did-the-corgi-say-after-someone-asked-him-for-money https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15730-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Corgi Joke Square Joke Meme Joke: I'm a little short! Answer:: What did the corgi say after someone asked him for money? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15730-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Corgi Joke Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: What did the corgi say after someone asked him for money? Answer:: I'm a little short! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15732/why-did-the-deer-go-to-the-dentist https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15732-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Why did the deer go to the dentist Square Joke Meme Joke: It had buck teeth! Answer:: Why did the deer go to the dentist? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15732-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Why did the deer go to the dentist Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why did the deer go to the dentist? Answer:: It had buck teeth! | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15741/lifes-like-a-dick-its-really-short-sometimes-its-up-sometimes-its-down-and-when-its-hard https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15741-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Life Story Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Life's like a dick (it's really short): sometimes it's up, sometimes it's down, and when it's hard, you just have to beat it. Also, children make it a... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15741-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Life Story Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Life's like a dick (it's really short): sometimes it's up, sometimes it's down, and when it's hard, you just have to beat it. Also, children make it... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15742/have-you-ever-noticed-sex-is-like-the-popular-kids-birthday-party-sometimes-its-crazy-good https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15742-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg A Wise Comparison Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Have you ever noticed, sex is like the popular kid's birthday party. Sometimes it's crazy good, sometimes it's a disappointment, but everybody wants t... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15742-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg A Wise Comparison Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Have you ever noticed, sex is like the popular kid's birthday party. Sometimes it's crazy good, sometimes it's a disappointment, but everybody wants... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15743/a-tourist-asks-a-local-is-it-true-that-tel-aviv-is-very-expensive-the-local-replies https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15743-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Israel Money Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: A tourist asks a local, "Is it true that Tel Aviv is very expensive?" The local replies, "Expensive? No. Its just that in Tel Aviv, they don't charge... | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15743-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Israel Money Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: A tourist asks a local, "Is it true that Tel Aviv is very expensive?" The local replies, "Expensive? No. Its just that in Tel Aviv, th... Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15744/poop-jokes-arent-my-favourite-but-theyre-a-solid-number-two https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15744-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Solid Choice Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: Poop jokes aren't my favourite... but they're a solid number two. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15744-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Solid Choice Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Poop jokes aren't my favourite... but they're a solid number two. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15745/i-ate-four-cans-of-alphabet-soup-yesterday-im-expecting-a-very-large-vowel-movement https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15745-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Alphabet Soup Square Joke Meme Joke: Answer:: I ate four cans of alphabet soup yesterday. I'm expecting a very large vowel movement. | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15745-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Alphabet Soup Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: I ate four cans of alphabet soup yesterday. I'm expecting a very large vowel movement. Answer:: | Rectangle Meme https://fart.com/joke/15748/why-are-spiders-such-good-developers https://fart.com/img/joke/square/joke-15748-fartdotcom-1200x1200.jpg Spider Developer Square Joke Meme Joke: They enjoy looking for bugs! Answer:: Why are spiders such good developers? | Square Meme https://fart.com/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15748-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg Spider Developer Rectangle Joke Meme Joke: Why are spiders such good developers? Answer:: They enjoy looking for bugs! | Rectangle Meme