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If you ever fart in public, just yell, "Turbo power!" and walk faster.

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What do you call a cow with no legs?

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A human fart can be louder than a trombone. I discovered that at my daughter's school concert.

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My wife says her farts smell like flowers...

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An elderly couple are at the cinema. About halfway through the film, the wife leans over and says to her husband, 'I just let out a silent fart; what do you think I should do?'

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Never hold in your farts. They travel up your spine into your brain... and that's where crappy ideas come from.

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What does the US military and a fart have in common?

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What happens after NASA farts?

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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

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Why buy a product that it takes 2000 flushes to get rid of?

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10 Funniest Jokes for Kids and Adults Answers:

  1. Ground Beef!
  2. Cauliflowers maybe.
  3. He replies, 'You should put a new battery in your hearing aid.'
  4. Air Force.
  5. It Apollo-gises.
  6. A spelling bee.