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Dancing Dog Joke

Why aren't dogs good dancers?

Two Blondes And Santa

A dumb blonde, a smart blonde, and Santa Claus were invited to a party. On the way, the dumb blonde's car broke down. The smart blonde missed the bus. Two of Santa Claus' reindeer ran away. Who got to the party first?

Laughing Baby

A baby boy was just born. He had all his pieces and looked quite normal, except that he was laughing - I mean laughing real hard. All the doctors and nurses were examining the little guy in front of his worried parents. He just kept on laughing, his tiny fists all closed and tears rolling from his eyes. One at a time, a pediatrician unfolded his tiny fingers to check if his hand was all right, and guess what he found?

Melon Joke

Why do melons have weddings?

You're So Stupid........FAX

You're so stupid that when you send a FAX you put a stamp on it.

Bono And Edge Walk Into A Bar Joke

Bono and Edge walk into a bar. The bartender says,"Not U2 again."

Why Did The Blonde Jump Off The Bridge

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge?

Girlfriend Make Booze Joke

I used to have a girlfriend who made her own booze. I knew the relationship wouldn’t last but I really miss her still.

Halloween And Christmas

Why do mathematicians always confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Actress Suicide

Hey, did you hear about the actress Reese... something, who commited suicide?

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