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Idiocracy President Camacho Quote #1

President Camacho: Shit. I know shit's bad right now, with all that starving bullshit, and the dust storms, and we are running out of french fries and burrito coverings. But I got a solution. South Carolina Representative # 1: That's what you said last time, dipshit! South Carolina Representative # 2: Yeah, I got a solution, you're a dick! South Carolina, what's up!

My Hot Church Organist

My church organist has HOTS for me. She kept chasing me around the church, till she caught me by the ORGAN!

Wise Man Vs A Fool Joke

Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.

Native American Pun

A Native American goes to see a psychiatrist about some bad dreams he is having. The psychiatrist asks him to describe his nightmares and he said they are always about either wigwams or teepees. The doctor tells him he is obviously two tense.

George Thorogood Fart

What do you call it when George Thorogood farts on a throne?

The Power Of Marketing.

What is the difference between a rat and a squirrel?

Tractor Joke

What do you call a tractor with one wheel?

Pickle Bread Pun

How do you make pickle bread?

Edible Possum

How many Hillbillies does it take to eat a possum?

Plead The FIFTH? - No Way!..

Lawyer to James Cagney before his trial: "I think the best thing would be if you pleaded the fifth!"..- Cagney: ''I am not PLEADING the FIFTH - if I can TAKE it!"..

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