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2000 Flushes

Why buy a product that it takes 2000 flushes to get rid of?

Marshmallow Dream Joke

Last night dreamt I was eating giant marshmallows. When I woke up this morning my pillows were gone.

Talk In My Sleep Joke

My wife says that I talk in my sleep but I don't believe her... nobody at work has ever mentioned it.

Shrinking Clothes

All this time I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes. It turns out it was the refrigerator!

Leonardo Da Vinci Advice

"Don't believe everything you read on the internet" Leonardo da Vinci

Just So Naive

Ever wonder why bottled water costs so much when there is so much of it?

Dracula's Favorite Breed Of Dog Joke

What dog breed would Dracula love to have as a pet?

What Did Dracula Suffer From After Biting A Snowman Joke

What did Dracula suffer from after biting a snowman?

Building With The Most Stories Joke

What building in your town has the most stories?

Somewhere In The Deep South...

Somewhere in the deep South, Bubba called an attorney and asked, "Is it true they're suing the cigarette companies for causing people to get cancer?" "Yes, Bubba, that is true." "And people are suing the fast food restaurants for making them fat and clogging their arteries with all them burgers and fries ... is that true, mister lawyer?" "Sure is Bubba, but why do you ask?" "Cause I was thinkin' .... maybe I can sue Budweiser for all them ugly women I've been wakin' up with!"

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