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Silent Farts That Don't Stink

An old woman visits the doctor for a routine check-up. "Doctor, I have constant gas, but the farts are always silent and they don't stink!" The doctor prescribes her some pills and sends her on her way. Two weeks later she returns for a follow-up. "Doctor, I still have constant silent farts, but now they stink!" The doctor replies, "Alright, so we have cleared out those sinuses, now for your hearing..."

Time Travel Pun

I was time traveling yesterday but I got hungry, so I went back four seconds.

Crabs Joke

Why do crabs never give to charity?

Adopt A Pet

I need to re-home a dog. It's small terrier, and tends to bark a lot. If you're interested, let me know and I'll jump over the neighbor's fence and get it for you.

What Does The Rabbi Love Even More Than His Shekels

What does the Rabbi love even more than his shekels?

Yo Momma Is So Dumb

Yo Momma is so dumb everytime she hears a car horn she yells "Happy New Year!"

Not Shaking Hands

Some People aren't shaking hands because of the Coronavirus. I'm not shaking hands because everyone is out of toilet paper!

Lockdown Update

Today I melted an ice cube with my mind just by staring at it.

Broom Joke

Why was the broom considered an amazing performer?

Yo Momma Is So Old...

Yo momma is so old, she has toys made in America.

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